zhujiaoshiyexuantangxiaoroudeshumingjiao《wodejueshimeinvxiaohualaopo》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshimianfeidewucanzuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuofenggedexiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：dangnanrenbuzhuangbi，hefeiwuyoushenmequbie？chuanqigaoshoudaodoushi，nianyayiqie！......
“yexuan，niyiqianshizuoshenmede？”
“不做什么。”
“neijiushiwuyeyouminle。”
tangxiaorouzhoumei，yaoleyaotou，youwendao：“neinihuizuoxieshenme？”
“杀人。”
“……”
tangxiaorouchedibengkui，zheitianmeifaliaole。
zheijiahuo，yijuhuabuchuiniubi，hunshennanshou。
dankaolvdaoyanqianzheigenanrenbangleziji，haiyinweiziji，reshangchenhai，tangxiaorouxinlinanmianyouxiekuijiu，zheicaimeizhijiejiangtaganchuqu。
“yexuan，youjianshiwobixuhenishuoqingchu。”
tangxiaorouneixinzhengzhayihuier，danhaishijuedingxianjiangshiqingshuoqingchu，jixushuodao：“ruguoyigexingqinei，nihaizhaobudaogongzuozhuanqianjiaofangzudehua，nibixudebanchuqu。”
“没问题。”
yexuanzhengzhongdedianlediantou，jiangxinglifangdaotangxiaorouzhijitadefangjianli。
“shijianbuzaole，woyaoqushangkele。zheishibieshudeyaochi，youshenmeshidehua，jiujiwodadianhua。duile，banidedianhuahaomayejiwoyixia。”
tangxiaorouhuanhaoyifu，jiangyaochisuishourengjiyexuan，yuyexuanhuhuanshoujihao，ranhoubianqucheqianwangjiangbeidaxue。
jieguoyaochiyihou，yexuanzaifangjianlishaoweishoushileyixiaxingli，jiangzhiqianzhunbeihaodejianlinachulai，bianlikailebieshu。
qishi，yexuanhuidedongxiyouhenduo。
birushuo，tatongshiyongyouhafo、yelu、pulinsidunzheijisuoshijiedingjianmingxiaodeyixue、jisuanjidengbutongzhuanyedebiyezhengshu，haiyongyouzhemashengligongdaxue、sitanfudaxuedeshuoshixuewei。
dangran，zheixiexueweizhengshudoushijiade，shiyexuanzaimeiguozhixingrenwushi，yiweimeiguodajiangbangyexuanbanlide。
jibianyexuanyongyoudezhengshudoushijiade，danruguozaiwangluoshangsousuo‘hafoyexuan’zheizhongguanjianzi，quehaishihuidanchuyouguanyexuandejieshao。
yexuanjideneigemeiguodajiangshuoguo，“xuanye，ninfangxin，jiusuanbanjiadezhengshu，woyeyidingyaobangninbandebizhendehaizhen”。
yexuanbenlaibuxin，dantalaidaojiangbeishi，quwangbayisou，quefaxianhaizhenshineimehuishi。
wuyuanwugudeduleyicengjin，daohaizhenyoudianrenmogouyangdeyisi。
jiangbeishifazhanhenhao，gaoloulinli，denghongjiulv。
yexuanmaizhezixindebufa，shuzhepingtouduanfa，laidaoleyidongsanshiduoceng、gaodabashiduomidebangonglouqian。
zheizuobangongloumingjiao“doushiliren”，zhuyaojingyingnvxingneiyi。
doushilirendezongheshili，zaijiangbeishizhongduogongsizhongshishifenbajiande。
yexuanlaizheisuogongsiyingpin，bingmeitaigaoyaoqiu。
gongziyigeyuewuliuqianzuoyou，gongzuoshijianbixuziyou，meizhoubixushuangxiu，fengnianguojiebixuyoujiangjin，qitadeyejiumeishenmele。
yexuanzoujindalou，zhijiedaoqiantai，qiantaijigeshencaigaotiao，chuanzheolzhifutaozhuangdemeinv，shifenlimaoxunwendao：“xiansheng，qingwenyoushenmekeyibangnindema？”
yexuandandanyixiao，mizheyan，shixianzaijiweimeinvdeshenshangyoudangzhe，bujingankaidao：“shenmejiaozuozhuanye？zheijiujiaozhuanye！doushilirenshizhuanmenzuonvrenneiyidegongsi。qiantaifuwurenyuanshimeinv，zheimeinvdexiongbiqitagongsinvrendeda。tui，biqitagongsidenvrenzhang！”
“nihao，woshilaiyingpinde。”yexuanshouhuishixian，limaodehuiyingdao。
“嗯？”
yiweihuazheliuyewanmeidemeinv，buyouzhoulezhoumeitou。
zheinanrenchuanzhewukuaiqianyishuangdetuoxie，hunshenditanhuobushuo，jiulianzuiguideyaodai，yehaishizuiputongde，jiuzheizhongrenyenenglaidoushilirenyingpin？
danmeinvyouzhelianghaodezhiyesuyang，talengxiaolejisheng，lenglengdikanzheyexuan，wendao：“haiqingninxianquneibiantouyixiajianli。”
“呵呵。”
yexuanxiaolexiao，zhuanshenjiuzou，duimeinvdeqingshisihaobuzaihu。
zheigeshijie，zhongjiushiyaoyongshilishuohuade。
dangran，duiyushuaideren，lingdangbielun。
youqi，shixiangzijizheimeshuaide！
yexuanzoudaomianshirenqunzuihou，zaitaqianfang，bizhidezhanzheyige******、toufaxishudezhongniannanzi。
nanzikanleyiyanyexuan，bujinyaoleyaotou，kandaoyexuanshouzhongbobojizhangzhidejianli，gengshimieshidelengxiaolejisheng。
“xiongdi，jiunizheiyangzi，yeganlaidoushilirenyingpin？”nanzichixiaodao，suijinazheshouzhonghouhoudijianli，zaiyexuanshenqianhuangleyihuang，jixushuodao：“birenbucai，biyeyuhuaqingdaxue，youshuangxueshixuewei。”
“huaqingdaxue？henlihaima？”
yexuanyizheng，duihuaqingdaxue，tasuyouerwen，danlibulihaitajiubuzhidaole。
fanzheng，buguanlibulihai，kendingdoumeihafolihai！
nanzibuyouniejinlequantou，liansefazi，duifangjinglianhuaqingdaxuedoumeitingshuoguo。
zhenbuzhishinalilaidetubie、caiji！
yaozhidao，huaqingdaxuezaiguoneikeshishuyishuerdemingxiao。
“xiongdi，nishizaishuoxiaoma？”
nanzizhijieqiangguoyexuanshouzhongbobodijianli，zhiyouliangzhanga4zhi，hensuiyidefankanleqilai。
zheiyikanbuyaojin，kanwanyihou，nanzizhijiejingleyishenlenghan，xianxiediedaozaidi。
“yexuan，biyeyuhafoshangxueyuan，yeluyixueyuan……”
yilianchuandeshijiemingxiaodaxuedemingzi，rangnanzikandeshileshen。
nanguairenjiahuiwenhuaqingdaxuelihaima？
tangtanghafodaxue、yeludaxuebiyedegaocaisheng，ruhenengkandeshanghuaqingdaxueni？
zhenshixiaowujiandawu，meifataitou。
mayigandaxiang，ganbudongya！
“xiongdi，niyebuyonghuixinsangqi，suishuowoshihafoshangxueyuanbiyede，youzheshijiepaimingqianshidemingxiaozhongdewusuodaxuedebiyezhengshu，haijingtongsanshiergeguojiadeyuyan，danniyehaishibucuode。meizhun，nijiuyingpinshang，erwobeitaotaile。”
yexuankeyidetigaolesangyin，pailepaishenqiannanzidejianbang，xiaoshuodao。
haowuyiwen，yexuandegaodiaoxiyinlemianshiguandezhuyi。
henkuai，lundaoyexuanmianshi。
mianshijian，jiweijingliangaogandemeinv，shangxiadaliangzheyexuan，tamenshizaishixiangbuchuyanqianzheijiahuohuihehafo、yeluzheizhongshijiejimingxiaoguagou。
lujiaozhidetuoxie？heidefaliangdeniuziku？ditanshangbaimaiwukuaiqiandetxu？
zheishishijiemingxiaoxueshenggaiyoudexingxiangma？
ruguoshi，neisihusuoyouren，kenengdoushanglegejiadaxue……
“你就是叶轩？”
zuozaijiweimeinvzhongjianfeitoudaerdenanzi，nushizheyexuan，zhiwendao。
nanzimingjiaoliubaojun，baoanbubuzhang。
zheiciyingpin，benjiushizhaobaoan，liubaojundasuanrangtaxiaojiuzijinrudoushilirende。
danruguo，yanqianzheijiahuozhenshihaiwaigaoxiaohuiguidexuesheng，zhipabuyongxieshouduan，taxiaojiuzizheiciyingpin，jibenshimeixile。
“嗯。”
yexuandiantou，kanleyiyannanzi，suijiyikaishixian，zaiduimianjiweimeinvmianshiguanshenshangsichuyouzouzhe。
“nidemianshijieshule。”
nanzifennudezhilezhimenkou，youshuodao：“chuanzhebudeti。”
“hehe，doushilirenshizuonvrenneiyide，woyigenanrenchuanzhedetibudetiyoushenmeguanxi。zaishuole，nishenmewentidoumeiwenwole，jiuzhijierangwochuqu，nijuedezheiyangheshima？”
yexuanlengxiaolejisheng，youshuodao：“wozuoweishehuizhuyijiebanren，youliyoutixingyixiani，wokeshijingtongsanshierzhongyuyan，doushilirenyaoxiangwanquandituozhankaiguojiyewu，jiuxuyaowozheiyangderencai。jinguanwolaiyingpindeshibaoan。”
zailiubaojunshenpangdejiweimeinv，zhishimomodidingzheyexuandejianli。
tamenhaishimeibanfa，jiangjianlishangjieshaodezheigeniubihonghongde‘yexuan’，heyanqianzheigechuanzhexingsiqigaiyiyangdeyexuanlianxizaiyiqi。
zheiluocha，jiuxianghuangguoshupubuyiyang，weimianyetaidaleba！
“nishuonihuisanshierzhongyuyan？”（riyu）
turan，yiweimoyangxiaoqiaodemeinv，kaikouwendao。
meinvshiyongzheliulideriyu，rangyexuandunshiyanqianyiliang，bujinduidoushilirendemianshiguanguamuxiangkan。
danjiexialai，yexuanqueshiyongwanquanbutongdeyuyan，zuolehuida。
“shide，wojingtongyingyu、riyu、fayu、deyu、eyu、xibanyayu……”
zaihuidaguochengzhong，yexuanyihuiershiyongyingyu、yihuieryoushiyongriyu。
liaoliaobaizi，beiyexuanshiyongershiduozhongyuyanshuolechulai，zhenggeguochengshifenziran，yusupinghuan，jiqiliuli。
neigemoyangxiaoqiaodemeinv，jiaoyushiyun。
cike，tawanquandijingdaile，buganxiangxindekanzheyanqianzheigeyuyanguaiwu。
yushiyundaxueshiriyuzhuanyede，zaidaoguoliuxuesinian，riyuzhuanyebaji，yebuganshuotaderiyushuiping，yaobizheijiahuogao。
erqitaguojiayuyan，yushiyunsuibujingtong，danyeyousuolejie。
“ruguowomeishuocuodehua，nigangcaishiyongleershiyizhongyuyan？”yushiyunyanjingdengdehenda，shuilinglingdeyanjingxiandeshifenkeai，xunwendao。
“bu，shiershierzhong。”
yexuandandanyixiao，pingjingdiwangzheyanqianjiweibeijingdaidemeinvmianshiguan，youshuodao：“qingwen，haiyoushenmewentima？”
面试间外。
yiweishencaigaotiao、qizhibufan，jianjiandeguazilianshengdeshifenjingzhi，wanrubaiyubandejifuhaosichuidankepoyiban，liandanyingbairuoxuedenvren，zhengwangzhekoutubufandeyexuan，duizheshenbiandemishuwendao：“tagangcaizhendeshuoleershierzhongyuyan？”
“shendong，neirengangcaidequeshishuoleershierzhongyuyan，qizhonghaiyouyizhonghenpiandenanfeishaoshuminzuyuyan。neizhongyuyan，woyezhishitingwoyeyetiqiguo。”
shencaigaotiaodemishu，zhengzhuleshen，ganmangjiangshixiancongyexuanshenshangyikai，shifenzunjingdiduishendongshuodao。
“hehe，rangtamingtianlaibaodao。zhenbuzhidao，zheiyangdenengren，laiyingpinbaoanshiweileshenme？”
beihuanzuoshendongdenvrenbujinxiaolexiao，shuodao。
tahenqingchu，tazheigemishuweizijin，qiyeyekeshijiangbeidaxuedeyuyanxuejiaoshou。
liantayeyedoubuyidingdongdedeyuyanzheijiahuodounengjingtong，zheizhongrenhuishiputongrenma？
zheizhongrenlaiyingpinbaoan，daoshiyouxieyisi。
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