zheishiyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，jiangshuleliufeiliushugenzainiujiayilangdebixiajinglileyixiliejingxiancijidegushi。liufeiliushugentianshengjubeilechaohuxunchangdetianfu，tamianlinzhelaizigefangshilidezhuishahekaoyan。zaizheigecankuershenmideshijieli，tabixubuduanchengzhangbingxunzhaozhenxiang。“tianbao、tianyun、tianshui...nimenhaishibushinanzihan，zheishuoguohuaqiyoufanhuidedaoli？”“qiandouyijingtoujinlaile，zaishuolexianzaigongsiyedouyijingbanqilaile……lingrenpingxiyidaidejiejujiangzhenhannidexinling。
刘飞家。
“zhuweilaozong，dajiayuandaoerlai，huanyingzhiji，xianbuguanhoumianhezuodeshiqing，womendajiaxianyiqiganyibei！”
liufeitiqijiubei，kankanzhaozhanghe、liliang、chenshouhuidengren，manlianxiaorongdetiyidao。
caishinongjiatucai，songrongchaolarou、songrongtujitang、chaosongrong、jiansongrong、songrongshaorou、songrongzhengdan.....zhudadejiushiyigehaoheng。
wuliubaikuaiyijindesongrong，yidunfanzaoshanghaojijin。
tingliushugentongzhishuolaomawangxiulianzuofandeshihoushoudoudetebielihai，zheibeizihaimeiyoudaguozheiyangdeshechi、fuyuzhang。
yidunfanhaojijinsongrong，zheidengyushichidiaoleliangtouzhu！
jiushiyunguichuandiqutesedenongcunziniangjiu。
ng，yinweibuzhidaodushu，suoyijiumeiyoudushu，mentouhe，hewanshuijiuduile。
“来，来！”
“ganxiegeweilaozongyuandaoerlai！”
liushugen、liushudun、liushuzhisanxiongdizuopei，yigegeyeshijuqijiubei。
“来，来！”
“干杯！”
zhaozhanghe、liliang、chenshouhuidengrenfenfennijuqijiubei。
zhongrenyibianchizhecaiyeshiyibianliaotianchuiniuqilai，ganggangzaisongrongdapenglimian，zhaozhanghe、liliangdengrenyigegechuihuzidengyanjing、ziyaliezui，yifuhushideyangzi。
dandaolejiuzhuoshangdeshihou，yigegehuxiangrenshiyifanhou，youhenkuaijiuchengxiongdaodile。
“zeze，zheisongrongweidaozhenbucuoa！”
“kebushima，zheikeshixianzhaixianzuodecai，songrongdexianxiangshiyidiandoumeiyouliushi，weidaodangranbucuole。”
“liuzonga，nizheisongrongzhenbucuo，woyeshichiguobushaosongrongde，danweidaodoumeiyounizheisongronghao。”
hehejiu、chishangjikousongrongzuodecai，zhaozhanghe、liliang、chenshouhuidengrendunshiyanjingdouweiweiliang。
shenweisongrongshougoushang，zheisongrongziranshimeishaochi，danyiwangchideweidaodoumeiyoujintianchidesongronghao。
“haha，zhuweilaozong，zheixiaxiangxinwobushichuiniuleba。”
“zheirengongzhongzhidesongrongjiugenrengongzhizaodezuanshiyiyang，tagengchunjing、gengwanmei、gengda、gengliang，yaoyuanyuanchaoguoziranjiedezuanshi。”
“zheisongrongyeshiyiyangde，songrongdeshengzhangxuyaoyizhongsongshuguanghezuoyongchanshengdetangfen，zheizhongtangfendeduoshao，juedinglesongrongdepinzhi，errengongzhongzhichulaidesongrong，ziranshizuihaodesongrong。”
“woxiangxinzaiweilai，womenliujiazhaidesongrongjianghuizouchudashan、zouxiangquanguo、zouxiangquanshijie、zoujinqianjiawanhu！”
anpaitamenchisongrongdacanziranbushiluananpaide。
youxiedongxizhiyourangtamenqinzichangyichang，tamencaihuimingbailiujiazhaidesongrongbiyeshengdesongrongjiushiyaogenghao。
tamenduiliujiazhaisongrongjiuhuigengyouxinxin、xinlimianyegengyoudiqi，zheijiagemaziranyejiukeyishuizhangchuangao。
“好，说的好！”
liushugentingzhezijierzichangtanliujiazhaisongrongdeweilai，zhijuedeshuodehenhao，danyoubuhuikuajiang，zhinenggoulianshuolianggehaozi，jiezhehaiyonglideguzhangqilai。
tazheiyiguzhang，qitarenyeshigenzhefenfenguzhangqilai。
liandaizheliufeijiawaimianjujidezhongduocunmindougenzheguzhangqilai。
cishizhenggeliujiazhaidouyijingfeitengle。
zaoshangchusongrongle，zheixiawusongrongshougoushangjiulaile，erqieyigegedouzaizhengzhe、qiangzheyaoshougouliujiazhaidesongrong，kaijiashenzhiyudouyijingdaoleliubaikuaiyijin。
tingdaozheigetianjia，liujiazhaidecunminmendoumeibanfadandingle。
yigegehuoyebuganle，fenfenjujidaoliufeijiazheililai，xiangyaokankandaodishibushizhende。
liubaikuaiyijina，zaijiashangsongrongkeguandechanliang，liujiazhaidecunminmenyijingzaibanzheshouzhitousuanzhangle。
“怎么说？”
“怎么说？”
liufeijiawaimianyijingshineisanquan、waisanquan，weimanleren，yigegehaoqidekanzheliufeitamenchifanhejiu，liaosongrongdeshiqing。
houmianmeiyoujijinquderenzeshiyigegehaoqidewenqianmianderen。
“haizaitanni，fanhaimeiyouchibao、jiuhaimeiyouhegou，jishenme。”
“jiushi，douxiaoshengdian，doutingbudaolimiandetanhuale。”
“yigegebieyingxiangliufeimaisongrong。”
“jibaikuaiqianyijindedongxi，jiagefudongdoushijishikuaini，xiangchahendade。”
chuzaiqianmianderenzeshifenfenshiyihoumianderenxiaoshengdian，bieyingxiangliufeitandashengyi。
“一群哈儿！”
“liufeiyijiarenzailimianchixianghelade，jibaikuaiqianyijindesongrongdouzhengleyizhuocai，nimenyigegedouzhinenggouzaizheilikanzheliukoushui。”
meishizuo，zongshiwangrenqunlimiancourenaodeliuxiaoyanghenshibuxieyigudeshuodao。
tadeyanjingxianzaikaishifanhongle。
zheiliufeijingranzhendezhongchusongrongle，erqiezheisongrongmaosizhendekeyimaijibaikuaiqianyijin，zijisihuhaoxiangyufacaicajianerguo。
“jiushi，yiqunshaguadan。”
“bierenchifanhejiu，nimenkanzhe。”
“zheiliufeiyijiarennazhedajiadeqiancaizaixiaosani。”
liuxiaomingyeshigenzheyinyangguaiqideshuodao。
“nimenlianggeganjingun！”
“nimendonggepi，liufeizheishizaitanshengyi，tanshengyikendingshiyaochifanhejiude，liufeitamenbuqu，nandaorangnimenqua？”
jiuyeyekanzhezheilianggerenjiulaihuo。
xianzaidoukaishichibudaoputaoshuoputaosuandeganjuele。
“就是！”
“taliufeinenggoudaizhewomendajiatuopinzhifubenxiaokang，chidianhediansuangepishi。”
“nimenlianggeganjingundan，biezaizheiliairenyan。”
qitarenyiting，yigegeyeshifenfendenumuershi。
zheilianggelannizhenxinshifubushangqiang，haidaochushuofenglianghua，gudongrentuigushenmede。
liangrenhaixiangzaishuoshenme，keshihenkuaijiuzhuyidaolepangbianliutianbao、liutianyun、liutianshuidengrenxinghongdeyanguang，zheiyanguangpangfokeyisharenyiban，youzhongyaojiangliangrenjisisuideganjue。
liuxiaoyangheliuxiaomingdunshidaganbumiao，ganjinjicongcongdekailiu。
“这两个王八蛋！”
“zhenbugaitingtamendeguihua，zheixiakeshicuoguoleyigefacaidehaojihui。”
“zhenxiangdasitamenliangge。”
liutianbao、liutianyun、liutianshuidengrencishichangzidoukaishifaqingle，tamenhouhuia。
sheizhidaoliufeizheibianbudaobanyuedeshijianjiuzhongchulesongrong，erqiezheisongrongzhendekeyimaijibaikuaiqianyijina。
xiangxiangchangzidouyaohuiqingle，ziranerranduiliuxiaoyang、liuxiaomingliangrenmeiyourenhedehaoliansele。
“诸位老总！”
“songrongliangtianhoujinxingcaizhai！”
“womendajiayeshidiyicihezuo，benzhehuhuihuli、zhangyuanhezuo、gongtongfacaideyuanze。”
“zheiyici，womenliujiazhaidesongrongwo500kuaiqianyijinjiumaijidajia，dajiajuedezheigejiagekeyima？”
jiuzufanbao，yegaitanzhengshile，liufeixianglexiangyeshishuodao。
dingjiawubaiyijin，ziranbushisuibianluandingde。
jinguananzhaoliujiazhaisongrongdepinzhi，jiagekendingshikeyimaidegenggaoyixie，danliufeikaolvdeshizhangqihezuo。
xianzaizhishisangedapeng，duanshijianneidechanchuhaibugoutamenfende，danshiweilailiujiazhaihaihuijiangengduodedapeng，daoshihousongrongdechanliangjiuhuibiaosheng，chanliangdale，ziranxuyaogengduodexiaoshoushanglaiyiqixiaoshou。
tongshiyeyiweizhesongrongdejiagekendinghuizhujiandexiajiang，jiagetaiguile，xiaofeiquntishiyouxiande。
“没问题！”
“wohaishineijuhua，woxiangquanbaole。”
zhaozhanghediyigebiaotai，tandaoshengyideshihou，lijijiuhuanleyifulian。
“woyemeiyouwenti，woyexiangquanchile。”
李亮也是跟着说道。
“jiagemeiwenti，danshizheifenedehua，wulunruheyebunengrangwomenbaizouyitangba。”
chenshouhuidengrenyeshifenfenkaikoubiaoshiyuanyijieshouzheigejiage，tamenyaodeshisongrong。
“各位老板~”
“womenmuqiansuiranshizhiyousangesongrongdapeng，danweilaiwomenjiangxunsudejianzaogengduosongrongdapeng，daoshihouchanliangjiuhuidazeng。”
“suoyidajiabuyaozheng，renrendouyou，yihouyaoduoshaosongrongjiuyouduoshaosongrong。”
“woxiwangdeshinenggoutongguowomendajiayiqinuli，gongtongkaifasongrongshichang，jiangshichangjizuoda、zuoqiang，tongshiyerangwomensuoyourendounenggoukaosongrongfajiazhifu。”
liufeijiantamenyouzhengleqilai，yeshiganjinxiaozheshuodao。
quanbaokendingshibukenengde，zheibufuhexiaoshouanquanyuanze，yebufuhezijideduiliujiazhaisongrongdezhangqiguihua。
“好，说得好！”
liufeiganggangshuowan，liushugentongzhijiuhouleqilai，tatingdehenjidong，rangsuoyourenkaosongrongfajiazhifua，tingtingdousuirangrenrexuefeiteng。
“好，说得好！”
liushudun、liushuzhiliangrenyeshigenzhehouleqilai。
waimiankanrenaodeliujiazhaicunmindunshiyedougenzhehanleqilai。
zheirangliufeiyeshikuxiaobude，rangnizheiyangyihou，qifendoubianweile。
ps：qiushouzang、qiupiaopiao、qiuzhuidu~~zhuiduhenzhongyaoa，dajiayoukongjiumeitiankankan！！
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