《wodaijingsongyouxijianglinhou,pianxinjiarenhuile》shiyibuyinrenrushengdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,youzuojiaxiaobaikuqingqingdazao。gushizhujiaosumusongshuxuandemingyunyuaiqing、youqinghefuchoujiujiezaiyiqi,yinfalewujindexijuxinghejinzhanggan。benshuyiqijingrendeqingjiezhuanzhehebizhenderenwuxingxiangertuoyingerchu。gumingdiantou,yuqiwenhexiangshizaixunwenqinxiaorujintianqunaerwan。qinxiaorudangranbukenengxuanzezhudongqusi,neitajiuzhi……。
qinxiaorudeliansezhouranjiannankandaolejidian。
tazhongyumingbai,zheiyiqiedoushigumingguyide!
gumingyagenjiumeiyouxiangrangzijitongguan!
tajiushixiangyaorangzijibagutouxiaohaoguang,ranhou,yongtazijidegutou...laiaotang!
keshi,congzijitineiquchugutou,guochengyidingtongkuzhiji,buyayulingchi!
qinxiaoruhuaiyizijichengbudaoaowantang,tajiuyijingtongsiguoqule。
“guming....jirangutouyongwanle,gutoutangkendingshihebuchengle,huoxu,wokeyijinizuobiedecai,bieweinanmamalehaoma,maqiunile!”
qinxiaoruputongyisheng,guizailegumingmianqian,buduanzhanshengqiqiuguming,buyaozaiweinanziji。
gumingditoukanzheqinxiaoru,yuqilizangzheyizhibuzhudenuyi:
“keshimama,nidouyuanyijiguyangzuogutoutang,niweishenmejiushibuyuanyijiwozuoni,ruguonixiangzhengmingnizhendeaiwo,jiuyongnidegutou,jiwoaotanghe!”
“kaishiba...dongzuokuaiyidian。”
shuowan,gumingmianwubiaoqingdejiangshouzhongdetigujiandao,dijileqinxiaoru。
“哐当!”
tigudaodiaoluozaidishang,fachushengyin。
qinxiaorushoudoudebuxing,genbenwobuzhuneibadao。
tajingkongdeyaotou,jihuyaoganouchulai:“bu...bu...guming,biebiwo!”
gumingzuijiaogoule:“mama,woyoubinima,ruguonibuyuanyidehua,wozhihao...qinzidongshoule,zhibuguo,woyeshuobuzhun,zheiyidao,wohuibuhuiyaolenidemingni~”
qinxiaorutingdaozheijuhua,tadeyanleizaiyewufayizhi,bitiyanleiyiqiliuxia,tataiqishou,zuoyoukaigong,kuangshanzijibazhang,sixinliefeitongku,pofangdao:
“macuole,machengrenzijipianxin,duinibugongping,maduibuqini,doushimayishijianhunletoule,wojiniketoule,nijiuraoshuwomengujiaba,buyaozaizhaowomenle!!!”
“砰!”
“砰!”
“砰!”
qinxiaoruzhongzhongdejigumingketou,tadeetouchuyichuxueji,zhenggerenshenqinghuansan,yifukuaibeizhemobengkuideyangzi。
gumingdunxiashenti,jianqidiaozaidishangdetigujiandao,zaishouzhongbawan,zuijiaogouleqiyigexieqilinrandexiaorong:
“ma,daoqianyouyongdehua,yaojingchaganshenme,buguo,ruguoniyidingyaowoyuanliangni,yebushibukeyi...haijideneibaifenzhiyidetongguanjilvma?”
“jide,wodangranjide,gumingwojiuzhidaoniderenxingmeiyouwanquanminmie,nishuoba,yaomamazenmezuo,zhiyaonengbeiniyuanliangwozenyangdoukeyi!”
qinxiaoruyandishanguoyimoxiji,mianqiangjichuyimoxiaorong。
gumingluchuleyangguangkailangdexiaorong:“ma....qishinizhiyaozhudongqusi,wojiuyuanliangni,nijiukeyishunlitongguanla,woyihoujiuzaiyebuhuizhaonileni,zenmeyang,mama,zheigebanfashibushitebiebangni?”
qinxiaorudebiaoqinglengzhule:“zhudongqusi,ranhoutongguan?”
“ngng,qusihaobuhaoya?”
gumingdiantou,yuqiwenhexiangshizaixunwenqinxiaorujintianqunaerwan。
qinxiaorudangranbukenengxuanzezhudongqusi,neitajiuzhishengxialeyigexuanze,chouzijidegutou,jigumingaotanghe....
wulunzenmexuan,qinxiaorudouhenbengkui!
taganjuezijibeiwanquannaniele。
gumingheihuadehenchedi,genbenbuyuanliangrenheren!
congyikaishi,gumingjiunanieleqinxiaorudexinli,zhidaotapasi,caihuijiyuyigebisidetongguanxuanxiang,tajiumeiyouxiangguo,rangqinxiaorutongguan!
qinxiaorubengkuipofang,dengdayishuangbumanxuesideshuangyan,yaoyaqiechidao:
“guming!nijianzhishigemogui,emo,nishixialediyubeisadankanshanglema,nikankannixianzai,nalihaiyouyidianxiangshigeren,wodehaohaiziguming,tadaodiqulenali?!”
“nihuidawoa!!!”
“ganmazheimeshengqi,gumingyijingsile,ninandaobuzhidaoma?”
gumingxiaorongyouya,bawanzheshouzhongdetigudao。
qinxiaoruxiangshibeichouganlehunshenshangxiasuoyoudeliqi,tatanzuozaidishang,wuzhulianpang,juewangdaku:“shia,gumingyijingsile...wojianjiedehaisileta....wuwuwu...”
“haole,buyaozailiuxiaeyudeyanleile,zheizhihuirangwojuedenixuwei。”
gumingjiangdaobingsaijinleqinxiaorudeshouzhong。
qinxiaorudeshouzhijuliezhandou,taxianrulejuliedeyouyuzhizhong。
gumingmianluweixiao,danshoutuosai,xiaomimidao:“ma,ganjinzuogexuanzeba,shiyaoneibaifenzhiyidetongguanlv,haishineibaifenzhijiushijiudeshengcunlvni?”
“wo...woxuanze,jiniaotanghe....”
qinxiaoruyukuwulei,huihenwubi,tafaxian,zijigenbenmeiyouyongqizijin,tayaojinyaguan,bishangshuangyan,henhenwangzijidexiongfubuweizhaqu!
“噗嗤!”
yinhongdexianxueliuchu,baisedeleigululechulai。
qinxiaorutongdejirouchouchu,tigudaokazailetadeleigushang,juliedetongkuzhemozhetadeshenjing。
gumingraoyouxingzhidezhidao:“ei,duile,nidewanglihualayixia,kouzibugouda,gutouchebuchulai,kazailimianhuigengtongkude!”
“bu...wobuxingle,wotaitongle!”
qinxiaorutengdewufajixule,suiranzaifubenzhongbuhuiyinweishangshiersiwang,keshitongkudeganjuequeshizhenshide,taneimepatong,genbenchengshoubuzhu。
guminghenrexin:“wolaibangni,yijingluchulaile,pieduanlianggenjiugoule,woweikoubudade!”
qinxiaorudengdashuangyan,jingkongdao:“buyongle,buyong,wozijilai!”
“咔嚓!”
qinxiaoruyiyongli,tajingranyingshengshengzheduanlezijidelianggenleigu!
baisensendegutoubeitashunzheshangkouchouchulai,rutonggangjuzaitadeshangkoushanglache,tatongdesiquhuolai,zuozaidishanghaobantianchuanbuguoqilai。
gumingjieguolianggenleigu,lianshangdebiaoqingyangguangcanlan:“zheijiuduilema,fangxin,buguanzaifubenlishouduozhongdeshang,nidousibulede,kuaiqilai!”
shuowan,guminghaobukeqidebaqinxiaorucongdishangzhuaiqilai。
shangkoubeiqianladeqinxiaoruyoufachuyizhencanjiao。
.....
jingguoqinxiaoruzaichufangdeyizhenmanghuo,tazhongyuaozhuhaoleneiwanyoumamaweidaodegutang。
“ni...niyaodehanyoumamaweidaodetang...”qinxiaoruxuruodao。
gumingwenleyixiatangzhideweidao,zuijiaogoule:“haoxianga,mamanixinkule,lai,diyikounixianhe!”
wangzheneixianhongdetangzhi,qinxiaoruzuijiaochouchu,mianqianghuida:“bu,wobuhele...nihejiukeyi。”
gumingliansebuyue:“hea,weishenmebuhe,nibuhedehua,jiubiexianghuozhe!”
qinxiaorudanxinzijiyouyindonggumingbukaixin,tabengkuidehexialeyongzijileiguaochengdetangzhi,xinlizuoyong,rangtaxianxiezhijieoutuchulai。
“zheicaixiangyangma,chuanchuqu,waimianrenhaishuowobuxiaoshunni!”gumingfeichanggaoxing。
qinxiaoruzuichunxidong:“tang...aohaole,wo..wokeyizouleba?”
gumingjizijidaihaoleweijin,weiweiyixiao:“dangrankeyile,qingbian,chukouzaimenkou!”
qinxiaoruhenbudelikelikaizheigerangtabengkuideguidifang,tatuozhetongkudeshenti,chaozhemenkouyidiandiannuodong,sihaomeiyouliulian。
zheishi,gumingdeshengyincongshenhouchuanlai:
“mama,nizhidao,yigerendeshenshang,youduoshaogengutouma,zhengzheng206gene,suoyi,wohenqidaiwomendexiayicijianmianni!”
“什么....”
qinxiaorutongkongyisuo,xintaichedizhalie,yuanlai,gumingfangtazou,yeshizhemodeyihuan,tayiweizhemojieshule,qishi,zhemocaigangkaishi!
zaigumingzheili,siwangjingranshizuihaodexuanze?!
qinxiaorufuzheetou,shenglihexinlideshuangzhongdaji,rangtazaiyechengshoubuzhu,yitouyundaozaidi。
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