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wolaoposhigerengefenliedebaibiannvwang。zaoshangxizheweiqunjianjidan：“laogongchangchangxiandan？

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”wanshangpawohuailizhabayan：“gege，jintiannengjianglianggeshuiqiangushima？

”zhidaotajingzhengduishounazhe**desimizhaoweixie。womomodenglushinianmeiyongdeheikezhanghao，

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yanjingwanchengyueyaer，tuilewoyiba：“youzuihuashe！kuaiquxishu，zhunbeikaifanla！

”zheijiushisuwanwande“jujiaxianqi”pifu，qidongsihua，haowupozhan。

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taminzhechunxian，yongyizhizhenghongsedechungaojingzhundimiaomochujijugongjixingdechunfeng。neisudu，neilidao，

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querdaizhideshiyitaojiancaililuo、xiantiaoyinglangdeshenhuisexizhuangtaoqun。neiliaozitingkuodefangfozidaiqichang，

bataxianxideyaozhihebitingdejianxiangoulederutongchuqiaodeliren。

xianxideshouzhilingqiaodijiangzhangfapanchengyigeyisibugoudefaji，luchuguangjiebaomandeetouhexiantiaoyoumeidebojing。

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**zaimenkuangshang，shoulihainazhebanpiantagangkaohaodetusi，muduzhezheikanbichuanjubianliandexianchangzhibo，

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”suwanwanmeihuitou，duizhejingzizuihouquerenleyixiaerdingdeweizhi，shengyinpingjingwubo，

daizheyizhongburongzhiyidequanweigan。“kanwolaopozhenhaokan。”woxiaoxixidicouguoqu，

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dandaizheyizhong“biedaoluan”deweisheli。“shaopin。jintianshangwushidiangenruikezibendehuiyi，

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”talinqizhuoshangyizhilengjiaofenmingdeheisegongwenbao，gaogenxieqiaojidimiandeshengyinqingcui、wending，

daizheyizhonggongchenglvedidejiezougan，touyebuhuidixiaoshizaimenkou。“peng。”damenguanshang，

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woshuliandishoushihaozaocandelangjie，

dakaizijineitaikanqilaipingpingwuqi、danjianpandoubeiwopanchubaojiangdebijibendiannao。

pingmushangfuzadedaimaxingrutongpububanliutangerguo，wushengwuxi。zhijianzaijianpanshangtiaoyue，

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22tiexuenvdishizhendida，bujinbumandihuaxiangxiawuyidian。

wozhengduizhepingmushangyiduanwangudejiamishujujiaojing，shouzhizaijianpanshangkuaiqiaochuhuoxingzi，

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pingmushangtiaodongdemingzishi“wanwanxiaoxiannv（gongzuowuraoban）”。jietongdeshunjian，

dianhuaneitoudeshengyinxiangguoxiezhexiboliyahanliu，pitougailianzaleguolai，zhendewoermowengwengxiang：“zhaorui！

tasuangeshenmedongxi！ruikeziben？wokanshiliumangzibenba！taneidianwochuoxinsidouxiezailianshangle！

shenmegoupi‘shenduzhanlvehezuo’，bujiushixiangkongshoutaobailang，tundiaowomenxinxinkukudaxialaideshichang？！

”suwanwandeshengyintouguotingtong，meiyigezidouxiangcuilehuodebingling，youlengyouying，

daizheyizhongnengbarendingzaichiruzhushangdechuantouli。

beijingyinliyinyuechuanlaijishengyayidekesouhezhizhangmocadexisu，xianran，huiyihaimeijieshu，

tazheishizhijieshachuzhongwei，zaizoulanglijiwodadedianhua。“fangan？tanachulaideneifendongxi，goupibutong！

loudongduodexiangshaizi！chengbengusuanpainaodai，fengxianpingguhunonggui！haigenwotanchengyi？he！”talengxiaoyisheng，

neishengyinlidehanyishunzhedianhuaxianpaguolai，rangwozheibiandeshiwendoufangfojianglejidu。

“zhendangwoshigangbiyedexiaobaitu？！”wojihunengxiangxiangchutacikedeyangzi。

yidingshizhanzaigaocengjudadeluodichuangqian，beiyingtingzhiderutongyiganbiaoqiang，shenhuisexizhuangwaitaoxiadejianbangbengjin，

wozheshoujideshouzhiyinweiyonglierzhijiefanbai。neishuangpingriliduizhewoshengmanxingguangdepiaoliangyanjing，

cikebidingranshaozhebinglengdenuhuo，ruilidenengdongchuanrenhexuweideyanshi。“tongzhixiaqu，

”tadeshengyindouranbagao，daizheyizhongburongzhiyidecaijueyiwei，“xiawusandian，suoyoubumenzhuguan，

yihaohuiyishi**！yigedoubunengshao！gaosutamen，zheigejidudekpi，bushixuanzeti，shishengsixian！

fanbulebei？”tatingdunlelingdianyimiao，neiduanzandesijibirenhepaoxiaodougenglingrenzhixi，ranhou，

zhandingjietiedeshengyinzaxia，“geweidejianli，keyitiqiangengxinle！”“pa！”dianhua**cuililuodiguaduan，

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duizhediannaopingmushangneichuanhaizaitulaozhengzhadejiamishuju，youzhongdigantanleyiju：“ze，suzongweiwu！

zheiqichang，juejuezia！”gangcaineidiangenmumajiaojingdefanzao，

shunjianbeilaopodarenhengsaoqianjundeqishichongdeyanxiaoyunsan。jianpanyiqiao，huichejianqingcuiyixiang，

pingmushangwangudejiamisuoyingshengerkai。he，xiaoyanger，zaiwolaopodeshaqimianqian，nisuangesha？

---chengshidenihongdengcidiliangqi，xiangdafanledezhubaoxiazi，liutangzaiguijiadecheliushang。

wozhuandongyaochidakaijiamen，yigushuxide、hunhezhefancaixiangqidenuanliupumianerlai，

shunjianxishuadiaoyishendepibeihezhanrandedoushixuanxiao。“gege！nihuilaila！

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tashenshangtaozheyijiankuandadaolipude、yinzhejudacaomeixiongtuandenaibaiseshanhurongliantishuiyi，

zhenggerensuozailimian，xiangyizhigangchuqiao、jixuwennuandexiaodongwu。suwanwanyangqilian，

xiediaolesuoyoulinglizhuangrongdeliandanganjingdexiangboleqiaodelizhi，zaixuanguannuanhuangdedengguangxiafanzheyingrundeguangze。

neishuangzaihuiyishilinengdongsirendeyanjing，cikeshuiwangwang、liangjingjingde，shengmanlechuncuideyilaihehuanxi，

xiangshengmanlezhenggexinghe。nalihaiyoubanfen“suzong”deyingzi？

fenmingjiushigedengzhurenhuijiadengdaowangyanyuchuandexiaonaimao。“esilaesila！”tazaiwohuailiniutangsideceng，

shengyintuodezhangzhangde，daizhediangangshuixingdebiyin，tiandefani，“gegezenmecaihuilaiya？

wanwandengdehuaerdouyaoxiele！”worenbuzhuxiaochusheng，yitiandepibeiyanxiaoyunsan。sheinengxiangdao，

jigexiaoshiqianhaizaihuiyishilipaizhuozi，weixieyaorangzhenggebumenzhuguanjitigengxinjianlidetiexueniangzi，

cikezhengxiangzhishudaixiongyiyangguazaiwoshenshangsajiao？zheifanchameng，jianzhinengbarendexinganerdoumenghuadiao。

“haohaohao，wodecuowodecuo，”woganjinshunmaolv，shoubeihuanzhutaxianxideyaozhi，qingsongbarenwangshangyituo，

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sheichuanlejianxinqunzi，chashuijianxinhuandekafeidouweidaoguaiguaide，

tucaolouxiadeliulangmaoyoupangleyiquan……neixiebinglengdeshuzi、cankudejingzheng、lingrenzhixidehuiyi，

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shibushibaofachuyizhenhaowuxingxiang、gagagadeexiaosheng。woshoushihaochufang，qiehaoshuiguoduanguoqu，

gangzaitashenbianzuoxia，tajiuzidongzifadigunleguolai，shuliandizaiwotuishangzhaolegezuishufudeweizhi，

bazijituanchengyituan。tayangzhelian，dayanjinghushanhushan，zhangzhangdejiemaoxiangxiaoshanzi，

zaiyanxiatouxiayixiaopianyinying。tayongzhijianqingqingchuozhewodexiaba，

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“jintian……”tatuozhanglediaozi，daizhedianxiaoxiaodeshitanhesajiao，“nengjianglianggeshuiqiangushima？jiuliangge！

haobuhaoma？”neiyanshen，shilulude，daizhedianqiqiu，xiangtaoyaoxiaoyugandemaomi，rangrengenbenwulidikang。

wodexinshunjianruanchengyitanshui，nalihaijideshenme“suzong”deweiyan，

zhixiangbaquanshijiedegushidoupengdaotamianqian。“hao，jiangliangge。”wonielenietaruanhuhudelianjia，

ditouzaitaguangjiedeetoushangxiangliangdiqinleyikou，“jiangsangedouxing，sheirangwojiawanwanzheimekeaini？

”talikemanzudixiaoqilai，xiangdedaolequanshijiezuizhenguidetangguo，balianmaizaiwojingwolicengleceng，

fachushufudegulusheng。zheiyike，shenmebaibiannvwang，shenmetiexueniangzi，doutongtongjianguiquba。

huailizheigeyouruanyoutian、huisajiaohuishualaidexiaoluoli，caishiwozuixiangshouhudequanbushijie。

33huiyifengbaoyangguangtouguojudadeluodichuang，

zai“qihangkeji”guangjierujingdehuiyizhuoshangtouxiaruilideguangban。

kongqilipiaofuzhekafeidejiaoxiangheyizhongwuxingde、lingrenzuolibuandejinbenggan。suwanwanzuozaizhangzhuodezhuwei，

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chendefuseyufalengbai，zhangfayisibugoudipanzainaohou，luchuxiantiaoyoumeidebojing。

tadezhijianqingqingdianzhezhuomianshangyifentankaidewenjian，fachuguilvde、rutongdaojishibandeqingxiang。neishengxiangbuda，

quexiangzhongchuiyiyangqiaozaiyuhuimeiyigebumenzhuguandexinshang。shichangbuzongjianganghuibaowanshangjidushuju，

ejiaoyijingshenchuximidehanzhu，muguangduoshan，buganzhishizhuweishangneishuangpingjingwuboquejijuchuantoulideyanjing。

“suoyi，”suwanwankaikoule，shengyinbugao，shenzhisuandeshangpingjing，quexiangcuilebingdedaofeng，

shunjianhuapolehuiyishiyayidechenmo，“sanbaiwandeyingxiaoyusuanzaxiaqu，

zhuanhualvbiyuqidilezhengzhengshiwugebaifendian。ernimenjiwodejieshishi……‘shichanghuanjingbodong’？

”taweiweipiantou，muguangjingzhundisuodingleshichangzongjian，chunjiaoshenzhigouqiyisijidandehudu，

neixiaoyiqueweidayandi，fanergengtianhanyi。“wangzongjian，woxuyaodeshijiejuewentidefangan，

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womengancuiguanmenhuijiamaihongshuhaole，zhishaoneishichangbodongxiao。”wangzongjiandelianshunjianzhangchenglezhuganse，

zuichunnieruzhe，queyigeziyetubuchulai。“peng！

”yishengbusuantaixiang、queyichangtuwudezhuangjishengdaduanlehuiyishidesiji。

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ganjinbabuxiaoxinbeishouzhoupengdiaodeqianzibicongdishangjianqilai。gangcaitingdetairushen，

wanglezijizhishizuowei“zongcaijiashu”（suwanwanyuanhua：laipangtingxuexi，

shunbianduanchadaoshui）liexidexianzarendeng，shentiyifangsongjiuzaolenie。suwanwandemuguangyesaoleguolai。

neiyanshen……ze，gaizenmexingrong？jiuxiangyizunzhangkongshengshadeshenzhi，zhengmangzhechulizhongyaogongwu，

turanbeijiaobianyizhibenshoubenjiaozhuangfanlegongpindemaodaraole。daizheyisibeidaduandebuyue，

yisi“nizenmezheimeben”dewunai，

haiyouyisijihunanyichajuede、zhiyouwocainengdudongde“huiquzaishoushini”deweixie。wolikesuolesuobozi，

luchuyige“wocuole，wobizui，woshikongqi”deguaiqiaobiaoqing，henbudedangchangbiaoyanyigeyuandixiaoshishu。

suwanwandemuguangzhizaiwolianshangtingliulebudaoyimiao，kuaidexiangcuojue。tasuijishouhuishixian，

zhongxinjujiaozairuzuozhenzhandewangzongjianshenshang，fangfogangcaineidianxiaochaqucongweifasheng。

danhuiyishilineilingrenzhixideyali，wuxingzhongyoujiazhonglejifen。“jixu。”tatuchulianggezi，

muguangzhongxinbianderuilirudao，“xiazhousanzhiqian，

woyaokandaoqieshikexingde、nengzhuihuizheishiwugebaifendiandebujiufangan，

xihuadaozhixingren、shijianjiedian、yuqixiaoguo。zuobudao……”tadunledun，muguanghuanhuansaoguozaizuosuoyouren，

“geweiyinggaizhidaowodefengge。”huiyizaiyizhongjinhusushadejijingzhongjiannantuijin。woyanguanbi，biguanxin，

nulibanyanhao“toumingren”dejiaose，

xinliquezaifengkuangtucao：laopodarenzheiqichangquankaide“tiexueniangzi”pifu，shashangliguoranmax！

lianwozheige“jiashu”doubeiwushang，chadianyuandiqushi。zheiboshuyushichengmenshihuo，yangjichiyule！

haoburongyiaodaosanhui，zhuguanmenrumengdashe，shoushidongxidesudukanbitaonan。

womomocengcengdishoushizijidebijiben，yanjiaoyuguangpiejiansuwanwanhaizuozaizhuwei，zhijianniezhemeixin，

meiyujianyouyisinanyichajuedepibei。dengrendouzouguangle，wocaicengguoqu，

bayibeigangjiehaodewenshuiqingqingfangzaitashoubian，yadishengyin：“suzongxinku，xiaodejininduanchadaoshuilaile。

”suwanwantaiqiyan，neicenglengyingde“bazong”waiqiaoshunjiantunqu，yandiyangkaiyisiwunaidexiaoyi，

haiyouyisibuyichajuedeyilai。tajieguoshuibei，zhijianbujingyijiancaguowodeshoubei，daizheweiliangdewendu。

“gangcaihedaole？”tahelekoushui，shengyinhuifulepingridewenruan，daizhediandiaokan。“heniaolehaoma！

”wokuazhangdipaipaixiongkou，“suzongweiwu，xiaodesesefadou！gangcaininneiyanshensaoguolai，

woganjuexiayimiaojiuyaobeihryuetanquantuile！”tabeiwodouxiao，chenguaidibailewoyiyan：“shaopin。

wanshangxiangchishenme？kaolaokaolaonizheigeshoujingde‘jiashu’。

”neishunjianqiehuanhui“xiaojiaoqi”moshideziranliuchang，rangwozaicitanweiguanzhi。ze，zheiyanji，

aosikaqiantashizuoxiaojinren！44yexiaojuexinghuadengchushang，chengshidexuanxiaobeigejuezaihouzhongdechechuangzhiwai。

heisedekulinanpingwendixingshizaiguijiadecheliuzhong，cheneiliutangzheshuhuandejueshile。

suwanwankaozaifujiashidezhenpizuoyili，bizheyan，nongmidejiemaozaiyanxiatouxiayixiaopianpibeideyinying。

tazhongyuxiexialebaitianneishenjianyingdekaijia，xiangyizhiguichaodejuanniao。“wanwan，”woyibianzhuyizhelukuang，

yibianzhuangsisuiyidikaikou，“neigeruikezibendezhaorui，zuijinhaiyouzhaonimafanma？shangcihuiyi，

wokantayanshenbutaidui。”suwanwanmeizhengyan，zhishijibukewendiqinghengleyisheng，daizhenongnongdeyane：“ta？

yinhunbusan。mingmianshanghezuotanbucheng，jiukaishiwanxiasanlanle。