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精彩章节

kouyumenyizhikanzhewodaliangwo，woshibushikantayiyan，wokantadeshihou，zongshifaxiantazaikanwo。taneishuangdayanjingjiuxiangshihuishuohuayiyang，tebiemiren。

woshuo：“zheimeshuozuowannimeizhuadaoegui。”

kouyumenshuo：“zhualejigexiaoguier，yesuanshiyoushouhuo。hezheijianshiyouguanxima？nimenjintianjiupoan，jinwanjiujiwoquzaileneige**！kuaiquwaa！”

xuqingzheishihounaqilailedianhua，tashuo：“wodiaoren！”

kouyumenqideyaozheya，yaoshimuguangnengsharen，gujiwoyijingbeiwanjianchuanxinle。tayaozheyakanzhewo，yaobushiyouqiuyuwo，gujitahuishanglaiyikouyaosiwo。

yankuanyikanzheiqingkuangjianbanuzhangde，tashuo：“koujie，wangge，zuoxiaba。huxiangbangzhuma！”

woshuo：“wozuixihuanzuodeshiqingjiushixueleifeng！”

yankuanshuo：“meicuo，mei，meicuo！”

dajiazhongxinzuohao，zhangqianghexuqingyijingchuquqinglixianchangle。zheixianchangjiuzaiwomenmenkou，neiqiganzikegaole，xiamianyougeshuinidunzi。yaozakaiyebushineimerongyide。

kouyumenshuo：“liuyangdeeguibeiyazaiqixiamianle，qishiwozuixiangzhuadejiushizheigeegui。zheigeyuanqizhonga，bazhouweiyuanlingdouxiyinguolaile。”

woshuo：“gandianshabuhao，bixuyangguima？yanggouxianzaibujingqima？yiqianyitiaozangaojiumaijibaiwan。”

kouyumenshuo：“woconglaibukengren！yitiaogoujibaiwan，neibushikengshazima？shaziyeshiren。”

paichusuodeanquanyuanxiandaole，yejiushibanxiaoshihou，dapideanquanyuandoudaole。zhihoujiushijixieyedaole，henkuaijiubaqiganzixianjuduanle，bashuinidunziyongdiaochejidiaolechulai，ranhouyongneizhongtebiedadejixiehaokakakadeza。shuinidunzibianchengxiaokuaierzhihou，zaiyongren，nazhechuiziyidiandianza，yizhizadaolebanye，nongchulaileyidiangutouzhazi，haishibeifenhuaguode。

xiangtiqudnashibukenengle。woshiyisheng，jibenchangshiwohaishidongde。

buguozheishitiyejiusuanshizhaodaole。

danshiwentiyejiusuizhierlaile，zheiliuyangshizenmebeifenhuade，ranhouzhuangjinzheishuinidunzideni？bujinzhuangjinleshuinidunzi，haizaishangmianchalezhenhunqi。

zheishihouwokankanbiao，yijingshiyelishishierdianle。

kouyumenhewoyizhizaixiaonanloulizuozhe，takanzhewoshuo：“shashihougenwozou？zanshuohaode，anzipole，nibangwoqusharen。”

woshuo：“zheibuhaimeiponima？renhaimeilaiquanni。”

kouyumenshuo：“shitizhaodaole，poanzhishichizaodeshiqing。nagezhengchangrenjiahuibarenshaolezhuzaishuinidunziliya？jiuzheijiarenzijigande。”

woshuo：“nizaidengdeng，buchazheiyishibanhuierba。renwokendingbangnisha。”

tapanzhegebo，yaozheyakanzhewoshuo：“laowang，wozhangzheimedameishouguozheizhongwonangqi，nishidiyige。nijingranganjujuewo。”

woshuo：“niduoshale？”

wangabaozheishihoudashengshuo：“laowang，nizenmehekoujieshuohuani？nizhidaokoujieyouduodanengliangma？xianzaidanghongmingxing，neidoushikoujiepengchulaide，koujierenshiduoshaodalaonizhidaoma？yijuhuajiunengrangni……”

woshuo：“nizaibibi，woxianrangnixiaoshi！”

kouyumendingzhewo，xiesidilidiyaozheyashuo：“jingshenbing！”

woshuo：“ng，woyouzheng。”

wocongkoudailinachulaiyigexiaobenzi，diguoqushuo：“nikankan，zheishiwomendangdiminzhengjukaijudejingshenzhangaizhengming，limianjiazhedeshiyiyuandejingshenfenliezhenduanzhengming。”

kouyumendakaikankan，kanwanlezhihoudijiwo，heheyixiao，buxiedishuo：“shijingle！shi**lvle。”

wochoudongleyixiabizi，meiyoujiezhetadehuashuo。

zhangqiangzheishihoujinlaile，kanzhewoshuo：“liutaolaile，zheiliujiaderenyedaoqile。”

woshuo：“huaxianyelailema？”

zhangqiangshuo：“quandoulaile，zaidatinglile。doushuobuzhidaoweishaliuyanghuizaineishuinidunzili。shenleyizhenzile，yemeishenchushalai。”

woshuo：“woyijuhuajiunengbaanzishenwenqingchule，nimenxinma？”

kouyumenzhanleqilai，zhouzhemeikanzhezhangqiangshuo：“nimengonggonganquanbumenrangyigejingshenbingtinimenbanan？”

zhangqiangshuo：“daoshixiangqingnin，nintaiguiqingbuqi！”

kouyumenkanzhewodiandiantoushuo：“xing，wodaoshikankan，nizenmeyijuhuabaanziwenqingchu。”

womenyixingrencongxiaonanlouyizhidaolezhulou，zheiyijiazidouzai，baokuoliutaoneigedelelaonianchidaidelaoyeyelaile。douzuozaileshafali，zuodemanmande。

wuzilizhanmanlegonggonganquanrenyuan，zuzuyouhaojishi。youqizheilishijingshi，zheigeanziyoushidianxingdeyaoan，daan，yian，suoyi，geludalaoquandaole。

kouyumendaoshibuqiechang，jinlaizhihoujiuhanzheshuo：“lailebushaolingdaoa，gangcaizheijingshenbingkeshishuole，shuozheianzinimenshenbumingbai，tayijuhuajiunengshenmingbai。”

songhedashengshuo：“yijuhua？laowang，nibienawomendoumenzia，jintianlaidekedoushidarenwu。zheikebushinikaiwanxiaodedifang，womenkeshishenlebantianle，meishatouxu。”

woshuo：“zhixuyaoyijuhua。darenwumenyebuyaoduoshuohuale，yebiehongtuoqifenle，zanmenbumoji，zheijiushen！”

wokanxiangleliutao，woshuo：“nijiwojieshiyixianeiranjidegongzuoyuanliba，birushuovxing12gangdechaiyouji，shizenmegongzuode？”

wozheiwentiyiwen，liutaodunshiyanjingjiuzhile，tabutingdituntuomo，shentikaishifadou，chuleyinaomenzixuhan，renzhijiejiutanruanzaileshafali。

wozheishihoukanxianglexuqing，youkanxianglezhangqiang，zuihouwokanxianglesonghe，woshuo：“haibudong？”

wozheigejingshenbingdoudongle，tamenweishenmehaibudonga！

wotanlekouqi，yaoyaotou，zhuanshenzouchuledating。

yibianzou，woyibianshuo：“bierenxiaowotaifengdian，woxiaotarenkan**！”