《wodelengyanjuemeilaopo》shizuozhe“xiaozhu”qingxinchuangzuodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，gushizhongdeguanjianrenwushililangliqingyi，jingcaineirongjieshao：di9zhang“pu！”luodizhihou，sunsichunxianshiyikouxianxuetulechulai。“sunshifu，ni……nizenyang？”yefengdengrenfenfenpaolechulai……
第7章
“赵兵？”
munverrenmuguangyitongchaozhemenkoukanqu，kandaolairen，linzhimanlianyihuo。
zhaobingjiajiuzhuzaigebi，tasuirandiaoerlangdang，youshouhaoxian，buguojiajingqueyesuanbucuo。
fuqinkaizheyijiamaoyigongsi，muqintongweirenminyiyuandezhuzhiyisheng，yulinzhishitongshi，liangrendeguanxiyixiangbucuo。
“你干什么？”
linzhipiqibenjiubuhao，manlianxiezhebugaoxing，yibaishoushuodao：
“wuyuanwugudeganmalaichuaiwomenjiamen？niganjinzouba，womenjiayoushiyaoshangliang。”
doushilinlilinjude，erqielinzhihezhaobingdemuqinhaishitongshi，linzhibuxiangheyigewanbeijinjinjijiao。
“linayi，bujiushiyishanpomenma，chuaihuaiyejiuchuaihuaile，zhiyuzheimexiaoqi？”
zhaobingqueshixipixiaolian，buyiweiran，fanercongshenshangchouchujizhangbaiyuandachao，rengzailedishang：
“linayi，nixiaoqi，wodafang！zheixieqianjiudangshipeichangle，buyongxiele。”
linzhilengleyixia，zhaobingzheishizaizuoshenme？fenmingjiushilaijializhaochaa。
liqingyiyeshiyilianyouyuan，quehaishiqingshengxiyudeshuodao：
“zhaobing，womenjiameidifangdezuiniba？yaoshibuzhidaonaerdezuileni，haiwangniduobaohan，ni……”
“aiyou！”zhaobingyishengguaijiao，daduanleliqingyidehua：“liqingyi，nibushiyixianggaoaoma？zenme？xianzaibeilijiaganchujiamen，meiyoulekaoshan，zhilengbuqilaile？”
“hehe，wotingshuonibeiyejiadashaoyefengjishuile，xianzairenjiabuyaonile？”
“jiunizheiyangdehuose，lianwodoukanbushang，yeshaohuiquni？yejiunijialineigeshaziyuanyiyaonizheizhongjianren！”
轰！
liqingyiyixiangdafangdeti，lingrenjingpei，jibianshiyejiutianyecongweirucixiuruta。
zhaobingsuoshuo，duiliqingyieryan，jianzhishiqichidaru。
linzhiyedunshimingbaile，liqingyiyulilangdehunshi，yijiyuyejiadejiuge，suanshilichengyizhuangdashi，yinqibushaorenguanzhu。
gujilijiajinrisuofashengdeshi，zhaobingshishiguanzhu，talveyouerwen，jutiqingkuangtayoumeineimeqingchu，bianpaodaojiazhongdafangjueci。
jinianqian，zhaobingsizhuiliqingyi，jibianshitadefumuyeyouxinchengquan。
danliqingyizenmehuikanshangyoushouhaoxiandezhaobing？linzhiyixiangkaiming，zhichiliqingyidejueding，suanshidezuilezhaojia。
houlaisuizheyefengdechuxian，liqingyishenbiandedengtuziqueyeshaolexuduo。
“你给我滚！”
linzhibaliqingyihuzaishenhou，yizhimenwai，dashengmadao：
“nisuanshenmedongxi？ganpaowomenjialaihushuobadao？zaibuzou，xinbuxinwosilanlenidezui？”
linzhipiqibuhao，pingrilizhaobinghaizhenyouxiepata。
buguojinrizhaobingqianlai，jiushibenzhefanlianqianlai，yejiuwusuogujile，yinyangguaiqidejixuwangxiashuo：
“linayi，wozenmejiuhushuobadaole？shihuahaibuxurenshuole？ninverbeilijiaganlechulaibushishishi？”
“yaobushiyeshaobaninverwangoule，taweishenmebukenquninver？zuizhongliqingyimeirenyaole，zhinengjiajiyigeshazia！”
“shazi……heihei，jiwogunguolai！”
budenghuashuowan，zhaobingturankandao，lilangyinchenzheyizhanglian，congerlouhuanhuanzoulexialai。
“ma！jiaojitachuliba！”
zhaobingsuoshuo，ranglinzhiqidesesefadou，tazhengyaohezhaobingdongshou，quebeiliqingyijilanzhule。
linzhisuoxingzhanzaileyuandi，yeyouxinkanyixia，lilangshifouzhendexiangliqingyishuodeneibanqiangshi。
ruguolilanglianyigezhaobingdouduifubule，youhetanhencaiyejia？youhetanjitadewangfubaochou？
“shazi，laozirangnigunguolaimeitingdao？yonggunde！”
zhaobingjiandaolilang，xingquyuejianonghou。
zheisannianlai，linzhi，liqingyimunvsuiranzaijiliweihu，baohulilang。
danzhaobingjiajiuzhuzaigebi，tajinshuiloutaixiandeyue，pingriliruoshijiandaolilang，kemeishaoxiuruta。
zhaobingjueduishidaijililangzuiduixiuruderenzhiyi。
“草！”
jianlilangmantuntunde，zhaobingjingranyingleshangqu：
“nigeshazi，laozishuoleyaoniyonggunde，nitingbudong……”
“啪！”
juliyibuzhiyao，yishengcuixiang，xiangchezhengdongbieshu。
zhaobingyoulianshunjianzhongleqilai，tamanlianbukesiyi：
“ni……nigeshazigandawo？”
“啪！”
lilangyoushiyibazhangluoxia：
“对我妈不敬？”
“啪！”
“对倾仪无礼？”
“啪！”
“nishuonigaibugaida？”
“……”
suizhelilangzuihouyibazhangdazaizhaobinglianshang，tazhenggerenxiangshiduanlexiandefengzhengyibanfeilechuqu，zhongzhongluozaileneishanbeitachuaihuaidemenshang。
整张门已经变形！
“妈，你怎么了？”
liqingyiniutoukandao，linzhishuangyanjingranhonghongde。
“没……没什么！”
linzhiyanjiaodeleizhu，badayixiadiaolexialai，ketaquexiaole：
“qingyi，zanmenzheigejiazongsuanyougenanrenle！youalangzai，wokanyihousheihaiganqifuren。”
ruobushixiangyaobaohuhaolilang，liqingyi，chengqizheigejia，linzhizhiqianzenhuirucipola？
kandaolinzhiluolei，liqingyiyizhenxinteng。
zaiqukanlilang，liqingyixintouwuweichenza。
cishililangqueshidaolezhaobingjinqian，yijiaocaizaitadexiongtangshang，touyebuhuidewendao：
“ma，yaobuyaoyaoletadegouming？”
linzhilengleyixia，erqielilangdehuashenshiheren，tawenlewenxinshen，qingshengdao：
“hezheizhonggoudongxijinjinjijiaoganshenme？erqiewohetamazaiyigedanweishangban，pingshitaitoubujianditoujian，rangtagunjiuxing。”
lilangmeiyourenheyouyu，neizhijiaocongzhaobingshenshangnuokai：
“我妈让你滚！”
“滚！”
cishizhaobinghunshentengtongnanren，zhengzhazhecongdishangzhanqilai。
kanzhezhanzaizijimianqiandelilang，zhaobingyouxinyutasida。
kezheiyike，kandaolilangneimoshiyiqiedeyanshen，zhaobingmomingyouxiejupa。
danzhaobingqueyoubuganbeiyigeshazinanie，biancongshenshangtaoshouji，bianchongzhelilangdashenghandao：
“nidengzhe，jiwodengzhe，laozirangnizheigeshazisi。”
shuohuajian，zhaobingyijingcongketingpaodaoleyuanzili，shengyinquezaicichuanlai：
“huye，jiwodiaoren！renyueduoyuehao……woyaosharen！”
zhaobingdeshengyinlvexianlangbei，huaji，lilangrenbuzhuyaotouyixiao。
zhibuguozaixiayimiao，zhaobingqueshiliangqiangdepaojinleketing。
zaizhaobingshenhou，gensuizhejinsanshiren。
qizhongyiweinianyuguxidelaozhe，jinjingensuizhaobing，budengjinruketing，biangaoshenghandao：
“唐金走龙一对！”
“songheiyouyoudiwanyige！”
“yuanqinghuajuwenxiaojiubeiyitao！”
“……”
“金银珠宝一箱！”
“xianjinsanqianbabaibashibawan！”
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