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”shuowanwobianguaduanledianhua。shangkeshijianwodehaiziweishenmehuichuxianzaixiaowai,
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“lixiaozhang,woyoudianshiyaojieshiyulikai,keshibanzhurendedianhuaturandabutongle,
ninnengbunenglaixiaomenkoujiewoyixia?”dangchuxuexiaojianzaodeshihouwokeshijuanlehaojishiwan,
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xiaozhangjiandaozheiyimubujinyihuodao“linzongnverni?bushirangnibatadailaima?
”meixiangdaoyanglaoshifanyaoyikoudao“wozenmenengguandezhulinzongdenverni?”“shiyukeshiyangyanshuo,
要是我耽误她的事,
linzongfenfenzhongjiunengrangwodiulegongzuolusujietoua~”tabenxiangbazerendoutuituodaowodeshenshang,
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budengwokaikoutabianshuodao“linzongbanverjiaodaowomendeshouli,nifeidanbuguanjiao,haiduitarucizongrong!
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3.shengxiadeshibianjiaojixiaozhangchuli,tiansejianwan,xiangdaolinshiyubaitianheneinanrendeduihua,
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ershiyangzhexiaolianpaolaibaozhuwoshuodao“mama,nijintianzenmezheimezaojiuhuilaileya,shibushitaileileya?
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tabushimoshengren,tashishiyudehaopengyou~”zheishineinanrenyeshuohuadao“jiejiehao,wojiaozhuyuan,
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