《wodenvpengyoutebiezha》muluzuixinzhangjieyouliulanggegetigong,zhujiaoweiqinyusuyouwei,wodenvpengyoutebiezhaqingjiediedangqifu、kourenxinxian,shiyibenqingjieyuwenbijujiadedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:“jiuniyoucheshiba,gemenlianjiazhaodoumeiyou。”hangaojunqingxuhenda,bajiubaizaileqinyumianqian。“haoba,neijiushaoheyidian,nimenyezhidao,wojiulianghaixing,jiu……
diertian,qinyupeizhesongbingbingchiguolewufan,jiukaizhejiujiutaotaijitadeershouche,songsongbingbingqulejichang。
jichangtingchechang,songbingbingzuozaifujiashizuoshang,youyoushuodao:“womendezhuchu,woxujiaoleyiniandefangzu,nijixuzhuzheba。”
“hao。”qinyusuikoudaying,dangchuzufangdeshihou,shitajiaolefangzu,xianzaisongbingbingyoubangtajiaoleyiniandefangzu,tabingmeiyoutaiguozaiyi。
zhongxinzufangbandongxiyouxiemafan,suoxingjiuzhuzheba,neiliyoutamenhenduodemeihaohuiyi,tayeshebudebanzou。
“zheizhangkaliyouyibaiwan,niliuzheba。”songbingbingnachuyizhangyinxingkadijileqinyu。
qinyushensebuyue,“nizheishishenmeyisi?”
“shenmeyisiyemeiyou,woxintengni,jiniliudianqianzenmele?”songbingbinghenshileiluo,qinyudezheigefanyingrangtahenshiyumen。
“wohaiyiwei,nidanxinwomendelianqingxieluchuqu,duinidemingshengyousun,zheishijiwodefengkoufei。”qinyuyaotoukuxiao,zheibiqiantameidasuanna。
“womenzaiyiqideshi,zhiyouweishulanhenijiujiuzhidao,niduiwozheimehao,buhuizuoduiwobulideshiqing,womeiyouzheiyangdedanxin。”
songbingbingguangmingzhengdashuodao:“womentanlianaidezheiyinian,wojibenshangmeihuaqian,doushihuanideqian,yiqianjiniqiannibuyao,xianzaijini,nibuhuihaiyaojujueba?zheishiwodexinyi,qingnishouxiaba。”
“shouqilaiba,bierewoshengqi,wosuiranbushidafudagui,danshiyebuqueqian。”
qinyuzhengshengdao:“wojizijidenvrenhuaqiantianjingdiyi,rangwonazijinvrendeqian,womeineigelian。”
“nitaidananzizhuyile,zheiyangbuhao。”songbingbingjiangyinxingkashouleqilai,“wozijuebinifuyu,wodezheibiqiannidoubushou,woyouxienanguo,nijiwohualebushaoqian,buchangdejihuidoubujiwo,wochengshenmerenle?”
“buyaojijiaozheixiejimaosuanpidexiaoshi,woyongqiandedifangshao,nibaqiannazhe,yihouzhaoguhaoziji。”qinyudingzhuleqilai,tameiduoshaoqian,danweichipingchangdekaixiaochuochuoyouyu。
songbingbingdunangdao:“buyaogenghao,woshoutouyebukuanyu,jinizheixieqiankeshidachuxuele。”
qinyuyaxialebusheshuodao:“xiacheba,wosongni。”
“buyongle,dengjideshihouwozijizou,nibuyongzaisongwole,xianzaijiupeiwoliaoliaotianba。”songbingbingqingxudiluo,zheiciyuqinyufenkaihou,tadoubuzhidaoxiacijianmianshishenmeshihou。
“hao。”qinyuxiaodao:“fanshidouyaowanghaochuxiang,buyaomenmenbule。”
songbingbingshenseluomo,“buyaoanweiwole,woxishenglewomendeganqinghehaizi,yiwufanguxuanzeleshiye,woyebuzhidaozijirihouhuibuhuihouhui。”
qinyugulidao:“jiranzheiyang,neijiunulidezuochuyifanchengji。”
“ai,yulequandeshuihenshen,haihenzang,zheiciyudaodelaobanhedaoyan,ruguoshiguirendehua,wojiushaogaoxiangle。”
songbingbingyouxinchongchong,“ruguohaishixiangzhanwobianyide**,xiangyao**shentihuanziyuandehua,wodechangziyaohuiqingle。”
qinyuchenmole,tameiyounenglibangsongbingbing,zhixiwangsongbingbingqianchengsijin,buwangchuxin。
wanyisuibozhuliu,tahuifeichangdeshiwang。
songbingbingdingzheqinyuwendao:“jiaruyouyitianwohunbuxiaqule,hailaizhaonidehua,nihuijieshouwoma?”
“hui。”qinyuzheibanbiaotai,weileanweisongbingbingshuochulezheiyangdehua,rihoudeshiqingsheiyemeifashuo。
“niduiwozhenhao,kewomeilianneiyangzuo,wohaishuolezheiyangdehua,zhendeshiyoudianzha。”
songbingbingkuxiao,“ciquqiantumimang,jiusuanshiao,woyeyaohuochubuyiyangdeziji。”
qinyudao:“xiangxinziji,jiayou。”
“ngng,jiayou。”songbingbingshensejianyi,suijixiaodao:“zheicisuoqiandeyulegongsilaobanyexingqin,xiwangnengjiwodailaihaoyunba。”
“zhunixinxiangshicheng。”qinyuwunaiyaotou,gentayigexingjiunengdailaihaoyundehua,yetaimeitianlile。
“qinyu,nidenvpengyouyaolian,nifangxinba,wobuhuiweilemingqihecaifu,jiuxishengzijideshenti。”songbingbingxinshidandan,zheishitazuorendedixian。
“woxiangxinni。”qinyuzhinengzheibanzhichi,qitadehuameiyouduoshuo。
ranhoutixingdao:“bingbing,nixianzaishiwodeqiannvyou,buzaishinvpengyoule。”
“taoyan,zheigeshihoushuozheihuaganshenme?”songbingbingwanleyiyan,“nijiwojizhu,nidenvpengyouhenyouxiu,zhiyaoyoujihuijiuhuiyifeichongtian。”
“woxiangxin。”qinyuconglaimeiyouhuaiyiguosongbingbingdeyanji,yiqianzhishiyanguohaoduopeijiao,xiwangzheicijiezhuchuyannvzhudejihui,nenggoushanshanfaguangba。
songbingbingchenmolepianke,qingshengwendao:“youyigesimidewenti,wonengwennima?”
“shenme?”qinyunamen。
songbingbingfeichanghaoqi,“suyouweishishei?”
qinyujiqichayi,renbuzhukanxianglesongbingbingdeyanjing,“nizenmezhidaozheigemingzi?”
“nizaishuomenghuadeshihou,jingchangtidaozheigemingzi。”songbingbingfeichangnanguo,“zheigenvrenzainixinlideweizhihenzhongyao,woxiwangmeiwozhongyao,kexideshi,wopazijiburuta。”
“gaozhongshihoudenvpengyou,haojinianmeijianguole,meixiangdaowohaishuomenghua,haiwangbudiaota。”
qinyushensekumen,zheigemingzirangtaxintounanshou,suyouweishitadechulian,tazaigaokaoqianxi,muqintiaolouzishale,suoyijiumeicanjiagaokao,jiujiubatasongqulepengrenxuexiao。
tadeneigechulian,shuohaoleyaogentajiehun,xuxialeneimeduodetianyanmiyu,kesuyouweitarudaxuebudaolianggeyue,jiuzhaodaolexindenanpengyou。
tahaishicongqitarendezuilizhidaolezheigexiaoxi,tafaxiaoxixunwendeshihou,suyouweitichulefenshou,jiuneimewuqingdepaoqileta。
songbingbingyutatongchuanggongzhenleyinian,congmenghuadangzhongzhidaolesuyouweidecunzai,tameiyourenhedeyiwai。
neigeshangtazuishendenvren,tazheibeizikongpadouwangbule。
songbingbingwendao:“nidechulian?”
qinyujieshidao:“meicuo,zaiyudaonizhiqian,wojiutanguozheiyigenvpengyou,tazaidaxuezhaodaolexinhuan,haimanzhewo,dangwodangchengleyuandatou,wozhidaoleqingkuangxunwendeshihou,taguoduanpaoqilewo,haizhizewomeizigeguowentadeshiqing。”
songbingbingmoran,“chulianzuirangrennanwang,nineimeqiangua,daoyeqingyoukeyuan。”
qinyuningshengdao:“bingbing,tazaiwoxinzhongmeinizhongyao,woduisuyouweigengduodeshiyuanhen。”
“zheijiuhao。”songbingbingxiaoleqilai。
dengjishijiankuaidaole,songbingbingxialeche,lazhexinglixiangyongwangzhiqianzouqu,tabeiduizheqinyuhuilehuishou,yanjiaogunxialeliangxingbushedeleishui,leishuihuaguolianjiazuanjinlekouzhaodangzhong,tashizhongmeikanqinyuyiyan。
qinyuzuozaicheshang,musongzhesongbingbingyuanqu,tazaichelizuolehenjiu,zhidaokandaoneijiafeijiqifeihou,zheicaikaichelikai。
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