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“fanwoxiaguozhe，youlaiwuhui！”
xiaguoxijing，yipianconglinshenchu。wangtianguimeideshenyingbutingchuansuo，shouzhongdebishoujiurutongsishendeliandao，yidanchuji，jiuhuidaizouyiqunrendesiwang。
zhuanyanjian，shubaiminghaochengjingyingdewaiguoyongbing，yisishangdaijin。
jiuzaicishi，turanxiangqilejujiqiangdeshengyin，yikezidanzhibenwangtianerlai。
wangtiandesudumanlexialai，waiguoyongbingcaikanqingletademianrong，youheidelianpang，kanshangquzhiyouershilaisui，shenxingxiaoshou，yanshenqueshilingliyichang。
“狙击手？”
wangtianzuijiaoluchuyisilengxiao，mianduiyingmianerlaidezidan，shentiweiweiyiwai，kankanduoguo。
“yanluo，zheiyicinitaobudiaole。”
yanluo，shiwangtiandedirenjitaqidewaihao，yanluoyinu，baiguchengshan！erzaixiaguoxijingjunbu，tabeichengweitianwang，tianwangzuozhen，xijingwuyou！
阎罗亦天王！
direnxishengshubaitiaoshengming，jiangwangtianyinrumaifuquan，ershidaoshenyingzhibenwangtianerlai。
“二十诸天？”
wangtianmuguanglenglidekanxiangneilaideershiren，zheiershirenlaiziyutongyigejingwaizuzhitiangong。
wushinianjian，tiangongxishouquanqiugedideliliang，zuchengleyigepangdadezhushenyongbingtuan，lvlvjinfanxiaguo，erxiaguoyebuduanzuzhirenlifadongfanji，banianqianwangtiantoujunxijingjunbu，pingjieyichangchangshengsibosha，zuizhonghuodelelingdirendanhanzhanyouzunjingdeyanluotianwangdeweiming。
suizheyanluotianwangdejueqi，tiangongzaixiaguodexingdonglvlvshouchuang，zheiwuyishijinuletiangong，ershizhutianshitiangongdedingjianqiangzhe，zheiyicitamenjingxincehualeyicizhanshouxingdong，bishayanluotianwang。
“laidehao！jinri，wojiuyaorangnimenershizhutianyunluo，rangwoxiaguoxijingzhongguianning！”
wangtianyibumaichu，zhimianershizhutian，tashenhoushixiaguodadi，juebunengtui，zhiyouyiwangwuqian，napatongguiyujin，yeyaozhanshaershizhutian！
xijingjunbudezhihuishinei，zhihuishineidejunrenfenfenzhanqilai，touguopingmu，tamennenggouqingxidekandaocikeyanluotianwangdezaoyu，yiyidiershi，erqiequanbudoushitiangongdingjiandeqiangzhe，zheiyizhan，zhudingyanluotianwangxiongduojishao。
“快去支援天王！”
“laibujile，duifangyumouyijiu，yuanbingquanbeidujie！”
yimingzhihuiguan，shuangyanxuehong，tianwangshixiaguoxijingdeshouhushen，burongyoushi，kexianzaitamenzhinenggouyanzhengzhengdekanzhetianwangpinsierzhan，queshiwunengweili。
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xijingnancheng，yizuosanxiandechengshi，suizhexibujingjidefazhan，pengbofazhan。
xingkongkejiyuan，xiriwangshijituandechanye，danshibangeyueqianwangshijituandepochan，laobanwangwanliqianxiajueduzhai，zaijiazhongfuduzijin，zheikejiyuanyezhijiejiubeijingzhengduishoujiangjiazhangkong。
“jiwogunchuqu。”yimingchuanzhetangzhuangdelaozhe，zhijiebeijimingbaoanzhuangbanderencongkejiyuanlidiulechulai。
“lishu？”jiuzaicishi，yidaoheiyingjiuhaoxiangpingkongchuxianyiban，yibafuzhulezheitangzhuanglaozhe。
“shaoye，shinimashaoye？”
tangzhuanglaozhetingdaoshenhoudeshengyin，shentiweiweiyizhan，leishuishunjianduokuangerchu。
“黎叔，是我。”
shenhouderenhuanhuankaikou，zheishiyigelianseyouheideqingnian，tachuanzheyijianjianyidemicaifu，chongzhelaozhexiaoxiao，jiangqihuzaileshenhou。
“shaoye，nizoulebanianle，wohaiyiweizheibeizidoujianbudaonile。”
lishuyilianjidongdekanzheqingnian，suizhewangshijituanpochan，wangjiaderenfenbenglixi，tazuidanxindejiushiwangwanlideduzi，yeshimianqiandeqingnianwangtian。
banianqian，wangtianlijiatoujun，rujinyijingguoqulebanian，wangwanlifadonglequanbudeguanxi，yeweinenggouzhaodaosihaoguanyuwangtiandexiansuo，suoyourendouyiweiwangtianyijingsile，lishuqueshimeiyouxiangdao，jintianjuranhainenggouzaijiandaozijiadeshaoye。
“duibuqilishu，wolaiwanle。”
wangtianqingtanyisheng，banglishubayanjiaodeleishuicagan，banianweijian，lishucanglaolehenduo，tuozhebeijiuxiangyigexiaolaotou，taqingxidejide，banianqianduifanghaishiyigejingzhuangdezhongnianren，zheibanianfashengletaiduoshiqing，yegaibianletaiduodeshiqing。
“meishi，huilaijiuhao。”
lishudeshengyinzhandou，mozhewangtianyouheidelianpang，yanzhongmanshitengaideshenqing，jiuxiangshizhongyupandaoqinrenhuilaidelaozhe，buduanzhongfudao：“huilaijiuhao。”
wangtianmuguangyinlengdesaoxiangxingkongkejiyuan，tadefuqinfuduzijin，jiazudechanyebeirenqiaoquhaoduo，taruhenenggouzhizhibuli。
“zenmeganzouleyige，youlaileyige？”
jiuzaicishi，yigejianruideshengyinturancongkejiyuanneichuanlai，zhiqiandejimingbaoanfenfenrangkai，yimingduanfadeqingnian，mamalieliedelinzheyigenbanggunjiuzouleguolai。
“shaoye，tashijiangqianfan，shijiangpengchengdewaisheng，xianzaijiangjiadeshilitaida，womenhaishizhuajinshijianzouba，guanyulaoyedeshiqing，wohuiquhuigennixixishuode。”
lishudelianshangluchuyisizhejideshenqing，tabenyishilaixingkongkejiyuannahuiyixiewangwanlidesirenwupin，queshibeizheiqunbaoandalechulai，tabuxiwangwangtianyehezijiyiyangchikui。
“江家的人吗？”
wangtiandeyanzhongluchuyimohanguang，fuqinyishouchuangjianlewangshijituan，tabushiyigeruozhe，tabukenengfuduzisha，zheiqizhongbiranyoujiangjiarendeyinmou，xianzaitazongyaotaohuiyixielixi。
“找揍？”
jiangqianfanbeiwangtiandemuguangkandehoubeifahan，liansedunshiyinchenlexialai，zheiyicizeshizhijieyongbanggunwangwangtiandetoushangzaqu。
“啪！”
jihujiuzaibanggunlinjindechanei，wangtianzhijietaiqijiao，duizheneijiangqianfandeduzichuaileyijiao，jiangqianfanduoshanbuji，shentizhijiebeitifeichuqu。
“噗！”
jiangqianfanbeitifeichusanmi，caizhongzhongdeluozaidishang，tagangyaokaikou，yikouxianxuezhijiecongkouzhongpenchu，zheiyijiaozhijiejiutichuleneishang。
“nigandawomenlaoda？”
“xiaozinibuxianghuole？”
jiangqianfanshijiangpengchengdewaisheng，youshitamenbaoanduideduizhang，zaizheiqunrendeyanzhong，tajiushihuangqinguoqi，suoyijiandaotabeida，ziranyaohaohaobawozheigebiaoxiandejihui。
“滚。”
mianduizhongrendeweigong，wangtiandeyanzhongshanguoyidaohanguang，zhiqiantabuzaideshihou，zheiqunrenqifuwangjiaderentajiubunenggoufangguoduifang，xianzaitahuilaile，ziranyejiubunenggouzairangwangjiaderenshouyidiandiandeweiqu。
pengdeyisheng，weilongzaiwangtianshenbiandebaoan，quanbudaofeichuqu。
“发生了什么？”
“怎么回事？”
baoanmenzhongzhongdeshuaizaidishang，tamendeyanzhongmanshimangran，tamenmuguangjingkongdekanxiangyijiuzhanzaiyuandidewangtian，congshizhizhongtamendoumeiyoujiandaowangtiandongshou，danshitamendeshentijiubeiyiguqianglituikai，tamenyifujianguideshenqingkanzhewangtian。
wangtianlenghengyisheng，yijiaojiangjiangqianfancaizaijiaoxia，lengxiaodao：“huiqugaosujiangpengcheng，wowangtianhuilaile，tademoriyedaole。”
“你是王天？”
jiangqianfanyilianjingkongdekanzhewangtian，neilianseshunjianshabai，nanchengyizhidouyouchuanwen，wangwanlideerziwangtianyijingsile，danshixianzaiyigeyuanbenyijingsiquderen，queshichuxianzaitademianqian，tahunshendelenghanzhiliu。
“nijiujingshirenhaishigui？”
jiangqianfanshengyinzhandoudekaikou，yigesiquduonianderen，turanpingkongchuxian，youbaofachuzheimeqiangdadeliliang，tayijingbeihepoledan。
“duiyuni，wojiushiyanluo！”
yizhouqiantazhanshatiangongershizhutian，rangxiaguoxijingzhongguiningjing，bainianwuyou！yushi，taanxinhuiguijiayuan，kemeixiangdao，yingjietadequeshijiaporenwang！
wangtianyulishulikailekejiyuanhou，duziyirenlaidaolelinjia，laijiantadeqizilinnishang！
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