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第2章
ningxinxindaliangzhezuozaifujiashidelinyu，suirantagangcaibangzijibimianleyichangjiufen。
dangangcaiqingbozijideshiqing，quejizaixinli，ananfashi，yidingyaojitayidianjiaoxun。
yaoshilinyuzhidaoningxinxindexiangfa，youyaogankai，nvrenguozhenshanbian，gangcaihaichuchukeliandeqiuzijibangzhu，xianzaijiuyijingyaoananbaofuziji。
ningxinxinanzidaliangzhelinyu。
zheigenanrenchuanzheputong，quanshenshangxiakanshangquyechaobuguoyibai，buguomoyangqueshihennaikan，youdianxiaobailiandeqianzhi，queyouduoleyifenyanggangzhiqi，zongzhi，queshihenshuaiqi。
linyuturanzhuantouxiaodao：“woshuomeinv，haimeikangou，suiranwohenshuai，danshiniyeyaozhuyilukuang，xiaoxinchuyiwai。”
ningxinxinxiangzuocuoshidexiaoguniang，manliantonghong，zhuannianxiangdaoyigeshiqing，buyouwendao：“gangcaitamenyaoduoshao，nijiujiduoshao，zhenbupatamenezhachenggongma？”
linyuxiaodao：“neiyouruhe？doushixiaoqianeryi。”
ningxinxinbuyouzhiyidao：“nijiuchuiba，quanshenshangxiayifenqianmeiyou，yaobushiwosongni，nizhinengzouzhezou，jingranhaishuowushiwanshixiaoqian。”
xiashandeshihou，shifushuojizijimingxialiulewubaiyi。
zhiyaoqulongfengyinxingzhaoyigelifuhaideren，bashenshangdexinjitajiukeyi。
duiyuyouwubaiyideren，wushiwan，dangranzhishixiaoqianeryi。
linyubuyoutankaishuangshou，dao：“haoba，benlaixiangyiputongrendeshenfenhenixiangchu，buzhuangle，wotanpaile，woshiyiwanfuweng。”
“puchi”deyisheng，ningxinxinyixiaxiaolechulai，dao：“hao，neiyiwanfuweng，nikeyigaosuyixia，nidemudedima？”
“longfengyinxingzongbu。”linyuhenzirandeshuodao。
bierenbuzhidaolongfengyinxing，ningxinxinkequefeichanglejie。
longfengyinxingshilongzhoushizuidadesirenyinxing，quneilibanyewuderen，shenjiaqianwanyishangderen，bibijieshi，jiulianbaiwanjibiede，yezhibuguoshiganggangdaodarumenjidemenjian。
tamenbujinjintigonggengjiazhuanyedelicaifuwu，gengquanmiandezijinguanlifangan，erqienengzailongfengyinxingyongyougerenzhanghu，yexiangdangyuyizhongxuanyaodeziben，shilidezhengming。
zaikankanlinyudechuanzhe，zenmekanyeshiyifufeiwudemoyang，queshimeikanchutayoushenmeyiwanfuwengdeqianzhi。
yaobushigangcaibangzhuleziji，queshihennanyinqizijidezhuyi。
nanbuchengshiweileyinqizijidezhuyi，caiteyizheimeshuo。
ganggangshengqidehaogan，youxiexiajiang，kanlainanrenguorandoushiyigeyangzi。
“niqueding？gangcainikeshuole，nibangwo，wosongniquyigedifang，jihuizhiyouyici，kebunenggenggai。”ningxinxintixingdao。
“当然。”林宇道。
“neihao，zhenghaowoyeyaoqulongfengyinxingqubanshi，wojiupeiniquyitang。”ningxinxinyuqiyouxiebushandeshuodao。
xinzhongyedadingzhuyi，zhunbeiyaokankanzheigenanrendaoshihouzenmezhuangxiaqu。
longfengyinxing，zhandimianjijiguang，longfengdashaqianjiujianzaoleyigelongfenghuayuan，huanjingyiliu。
longfengdashagaoda70ceng，youruyibacangtianjujiansonglizainei，yinglangdejianzhufengge，rangrenyanqianyiliang。
zhengmenkou，liangzuobaqiweiwudejinlongdiaoxiangzuoyouerli，xuxurusheng，xiangzhengzhelongtengsifang，caiyunhengtong。
linyutouyicijiandao，zheshiyouxiejingya，zheilongfengyinxingguoranqipaifeifan，kanlaishifumeipianziji。
zuikaishihaihuaiyizheiwubaiyi，daodishibushizhendecunzai，xianzaikanlai，xinliyouleyixiediqi。
ningxinxinkanzhelinyuyilianmeijianguoshimiandeyangzi，buyouyizhenxiangxiao，gangcaihaiduizijichuixushuoshenmeyiwanfuweng。
zhuanshunjianjiuyilianxiangxiaxiaozigangjinchengdebiaoxian，xinzhonggengjiadudinglinyugangcaiyidingshizaichuiniu。
yiwanfuwengzenmekenengmeijianguoshimian，ningxinxinyebujiyuchaichuan，jixugenlinyuxianglongfengyinxingzhengmenzouqu。
xinzhongandao，kannihainengjianchiduojiu。
menkoudeyingbinxiaojie，doushiluoluodafang，moyangkeren，wenshengxiyudehuanyingguanglin，taidujijia，yingliangrenjinmen。
yinxingnei，gengshizhuangxiuhaohua，peizhijiweikaojiu，meiyigewupinbaifang，doufangfojingguojingxinsheji。
“xiansheng，xiaojie，shifouyouyuyue？”linyuliangrengangjinmen，menkouyingbinxiaojiejiexiaolianxiangying，qinqiedexunwendao。
“yuyue？haixuyaoyuyuema？”linyubuyoufanwendao。
“ninhao，meiyouyuyueyekeyizhengchangbanliyewu，ruguoyouyuyue，huiyouzhuanmendeyewujingligenninduijie。”yingbinxiaojiejiexiangxidejiedadao。
“e！yuanlai！”linyushunjianmingbai，dianlediantou，dayinxing，guoranbuyiyang。
“qingwenyoushenmexuyaoweininbanlide？”yingbinxiaojiejietaidujixuhenhaodexunwendao。
“取钱！”林宇道。
“haode，xiansheng，qingwenninxuyaoquduoshao？”
“qu......”linyuxiangleyixia，dao：“quwubaiyi！”
他的声音不小。
此话一出。
yinxingneiyoubushaorenkanleguolai，suiranlaizheiliderenfeifujigui，danshinengquwubaiyideren，keshishaozhiyoushao。
doushuorenbukemaoxiang，buguokandaolinyudeyangzihou，haishitainianqingle。
henduorenhaishibuganxiangxin，zheiyangyigenianqingren，keyiquwubaiyi。
wanwanquanquanjiushixiaopihaiyige。
yingbinxiaojiejieyanzhongliuluchuyisibukezhixin，bijingnengquzheimeduoqiandedalao，zailongzhouyenengshudechulai。
tajilikezhizhuzijidetaidu，gongjingdao：“xiansheng，yaoxiangquchuzheimeduoqian，womenlongfengyinxingyishibanhuiyenabuchulai，womenxuyaobangninheshiyixiaxinxi，ranhoujininbeikuan，ninkanruhe？”
ningxinxincishiyerenbuzhudeshuodao：“woshuoninengbunengbuyaozaikaiwanxiao，jiusuannixiangbiaoxianyifan，youdianguole，zheilikeshilongfengyinxing。”
“womeikaiwanxiao，woshuodeshizhende。”linyubuyouyouxiewuyu。
nanbuchengxianzaishuozhenhua，doumeiyourenxin。
“qingnintigongyixianindeshenfenzheng，wozheibianhaoheshiyixia。”yingbinxiaojiejiejixuxiaozheshuodao。
“ji！”linyuyishuaishou，jiujiangshenfenzhengdileguoqu。
kanzhelinyudexiaosadedongzuo，haobutuonidaishui，qidingshenxiandeyangzi，jingranrangrenchanshengyizhongcuojue。
dajiadouyouxieyihuo，nanbuchengzhendeshidajiaxiangcuole，mobuchengshibanzhuchilaohu。
yinxingdatingneisuoyourendemuguang，doubuyouzhushizheyingbinxiaojiejie，kantaquchuangkouheshixinxi，xiangkankandaodishizhenshijia。
bijingzheigenanrenruguozhendeshiyiwanfuwengdehua，zheikeshiyigejihui。
youxingjieshidaoyiwanfuweng，yesuanshizhongrongxing。
shaodengpianke，yingbinxiaojiejielengzhelianzoulehuilai，miandaihanshuang，zhijiejiangshenfenzhengpieleguolai，wanquanmeiyouzhiqiandegongjing。
lenglengdeshuodao：“xiansheng，womenzheilishilongfengyinxing，bushiyouleyuan，qingnibuyaokaiwanxiao，nidezhangshangyifenqiandoumeiyou。”
“shenme？bukenengya？”linyubuyounaolenaotou，laodongxishuoyijingzhuandaozijimingxiale。
怎么可能没有？
cishiyinxingdatingnei，buyouxiangqiyizhenchaoxiaozhisheng。
“zheixiaozi，yidingshixiangqianxiangfengle。”
“wohaiyiweijintianpengdaoshenmedalaoleni！”
“meixiangdao，jingranpengdaoyigepianzi！”
“ganjingunchuqu，zheilibushinigailaidedifang！”
“yifenqiandoumeiyoudeqionggui，biedianwudezheilidekongqi！”
ningxinxincishilianseyelenglexialai，kanlaigenzijixiangdeyiyang，tajiushiweileyinqizijidezhuyi。
meixiangdaojingranbanqishitouzazijidejiao，gangcaidehaogandangranwucun，manliandeqiaobuqi。
jiusuannimeiyouqian，yekeyitanchengxiangdai，danshiweilemianzisahuangpianren，haiyaoqiangxingzhuangbi。
zheizhongren，shizijizuitaoyande。
linyuhaizaisisuoshiweishenme，buyouxiangdaoshifudehua，buyouwendao：“nimenyinxing，youmeiyouyigejiaozuolifuhaideren？”
“rangtachulai，taziranjiunengjiwowubaiyile！”
“噗！”
datingli，suoyourendouxiaole，xiaodeqianyanghouhe，lebukezhi。
yigerenzaiyipangshuodao：“dui，tashuodedui，nimenkuaibalifuhaijizheiweixianshengzhaochulai。”
“bieshuowubaiyi，yiqianyitadoujideqi！”
“hahaha......”
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