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bansuizhe“gegelala”sanjiayiyangdeshengyin，ningtianlangbachekaidaoleyuntingbaihuoshangchangtingchechangderukou。
kanshoutingchechangdegongzuorenyuanshangxiadaliangtayifan，bishidao：“tingchefeiyixiaoshishieryuan，huihuaidaozhaganwuqian。”
“……知道了。”
ningtianlangmanlianheixian，ganqingzheigongzuorenyuanshizaihuaiyitajiaobuqitingchefei，dasuanzhuanggantaopao？
yeshi，kaizhezheimeyiliangpochederen，haizhenbujiandeshedezheijishikuaiqian……
congtiankuichuanlaidewenjianzhong，ningtianlangzhidaowenruyundebangongshijiuzaishangchanghoumianneidongbangongdaloudedingceng。
suoyi，tayemeidangeshijian，zhijiechengzuoyuangongdianti，laidaolezuidingceng。
yichudianti，yingruyanliandebianshiyigesanmiantongtoudeyangguangdating。
lvzhimaosheng，shuishengchanchan。
ningtianlangbujinantan，zijidajiedepinweihaishizheimegaoyatuosu。
jingranzaizheicuntucunjindediduan，jianzaoleyigeruciyazhidekongzhonghuayuan。
tazhengdasuanzhaoyizhaodongshizhangbangongshizaina，jiujianyigebaoanfuzhewaimaocongcongpaoguolai，kouzhonghaihanzhe：
“zheilishidongshizhangsirenquyu，buyunxuqitarenjinru！”
“wozhaonimendongshizhangyoushi。”
neibaoanpaodeqichuanyuyu，bunaifandao：
“niyoushenmeshiwobuguan，yaoshixiangjiandongshizhang，jiuxianquzhaogaomishuyuyue。”
宁天琅挠了挠下巴：
“gaomishu？nandenvde？”
“niguanneimeduoganshenme，ganjingunxiaqu！yaoshirangdongshizhangkanjianyoumoshengrenjinlai，wofeideaixun！”
baoangangyaodongshoutuisangningtianlang。
“ding”diyisheng，diantimenzaicidakai。
yigechuanzhedixionglifudejuemeinvren，congdiantizhonghuanhuanzouchu，zhoumeiwendao：“zenmehuishi？”
ciren，zhengshiningtianlangdedajie，wenruyun。
“dong、dongshizhang，ninbuzaibangongshia？”
neibaoanhedejiejiebaba，zhizheningtianlangdao，
“zheixiaozifeiyaochuangjinlai，wozhengniantazouni！”
wenruyunlenglengkanxiangningtianlang，yizhangqiaoliangaoguiyoulengyan。
“dajie，haojiubujian。”
shigeshinian，zaicijiaochudajiezheilianggezi，ningtianlangdeshengyinyouxiefase。
yitingdaotajingranjiaowenruyundajie，neibaoanlikedengqiyanjing，madao：
“**jiaosheidajieni？dongshizhangjinniancaifanglingershiqi……”
dan，xiayimiao，tahoumiandehuajiubeishengshengyanhuileduzili。
zhijian，wenruyunbinglengdebiaoqingzaiyishunjianhuachengyitanchunshui，bukesiyidiyongshouwuzhehongchun，shengyinfadoudao：
“ni……nishixiaotianlang？”
“shiwo，dajie，wohuilaile。”
“zhendeshini……zhendeshini……”
wenruyunzizixixididingzheningtianlang，yanzhongbutingyouleishuiyongchu。
pengzhetadelianzuzukanleyifenzhong，tacaimengdipujinningtianlanghuaili，kuqidao：
“women……womendouyiweiniyijingsile……haiqurenlingleyigemianmuquanfeideshiti……wuwu……nizenmexianzaicaihuilai……”
ganshouzhexiongqianchuanlaiderouruan，ningtianlangpailepaiwenruyunningzhibandehoubei，anweidao：
“wozheibushihuilailema？”
“以后不走了？”
“ng，buzoule，zaiyebuzoule。”
tingdaoningtianlangshuozaiyebuzoule，wenruyuncalecalianshangdeleishui，qingqingyiquandazaitadexiongkoushang，yangnudao：
“chouxiaozi，haiwomenbaibaidanxinleshinian，yihouniyaoshizaiganluanpao，wojiubanidetuidazhe！”
tamenerrenzaidaqingmaqiao，erzhanzaiyipangdebaoan，queshihedekuaiyaoniaoleku，duosuodehaoxiangshujiulongdongmeichuanyifuyiyang。
guolehaoyihuier，wenruyuncaimengranjingxing。
tacongningtianlangdehuaibaozhongzuanchulai，zhengliyixiadixiongliqun，huifulegaoguidezitai：
“xiaozhang，yihoutakeyisuishilaizheili，nijiubuyongguanle。”
“shishishi……wozhidaole，dongshizhangfangxin……”
baoancazheetoushangdelenghan，jihudouyaobatoudidaokudanglile。
jinrudaodongshizhangbangongshi，ningtianlangzuozaiwenruyunduimiandeyizishang，heiheixiaodao：
“dajie，gaomishushinandenvde？”
“女的，怎么了？”
“nvdewojiufangxinle。”ningtianlangliezuiyixiao，
“dajieniwanglema，qisuideshihou，niheqitaliugejiejiekeshidoudayingle，zhangdayihouquandoujiajiwo。”
“tongyanwuji，guojiajiashishuodehuazennengsuanshu？”
wenruyunlianseyouxiefahong，chakaihuatidao，
“duile，tamenhaibuzhidaonihuilaileba？dengguoliangtian，zanmenhaohaojuyixia！”
“jiejiemendouzaiqinganshi？”
“laoliuhelaoqibuzai，qitadouzai。”
宁天琅饶有兴致道：
“woyijingzhidaoerjieshiyishengle，qitajiweijiejiedouzaizuoshenme？”
“nisanjiedegongzuo……jiusuanshifuwuteshukehuba。
laosizaijingyingyijiachashe，e……guqiesuanshichasheba。
laowuzuishengxin，taxianzaishigemote，huodeyitahutu。
niliujiemeinianjiuguonianhuihuilaiyici，meirenzhidaotazaizuoshenme，yemeirenzhidaotadezongji。
zhiyuxiaoqi，tahaizaigebishishangdaxue，buguoyouyuzhishanggaodaerbaiyishang，xingweiyouxieguaiyi……”
“e……wozenmetingzhe，tamendezhiyemeijigeshizhengchangdeni……”
tingwenruyunshuowanqitajiweijiejiedejinkuang，ningtianlanglianshangdejirouyizhendoudong：
“fuwuteshukehu、guqiesuanshichashe、meirenzhidaozongji，xingweiyouxieguaiyi，zhei……zheidoushishenmeyisi？”
suiranzaixiaoshihou，tajiuzhidaozheijigejiejiedouhechangrenyouxiebutong。
danzenmedoumeixiangdao，zhangdayihoutamenyiranrucibuzouxunchanglu……
“dengniyihoujiandaotamen，rangtamenzijishuoba。”wenruyunshenmiyixiao，“shuobuding，haiyouyiwaizhixini。”
“yeba，fanzhengzaowanhuizhidao。”
ningtianlangtanlekouqi，shouqixiaoyidao，
“xianzai，haishixianshuoshuodajienideshiqingba。”
“wo？wonengyoushenmeshi？”
mianduiningtianlangyansudeyanshen，wenruyunbuzirandixiaolexiao，jiangbinjiaodesuifawandaoerhou：
“niyekandaole，worujinshizheibaihuoshangchangdedongshizhang，fengguangdehen。”
ningtianlangbenxiangwenta，penglaishanghuidezhicaishizenmehuishi，wenjiarenyoushifouduitachuchuzhendui。
ke，huadaozuibian，youyanlehuiqu。
tazhidaozijizheigedajie，congxiaojiushiqiangshiyouqinggaodexingzi。
jiuzheimezhijiewenta，kongpagenbenwenbuchugesuoyiranlai。
sijizhici，ningtianlangliezuixiaolexiao，shunshidao：
“neiyihouwomeiqianle，kejiuquankaonizheigenvzongcailea！”
“diaopi！yihoumeiqianjiuwendajieyao，dajieyangdeqini！”
wenruyunguaneryixiao，sihuyeshiqiaoqiaosongleyikouqi。
“dajie，shinianmeijian，nideshencaikeshibidangnianxingganduole。”
ningtianlangheleyikouchashui，kanzhewenruyundedixionglifu，chakaihuatidao，
“buguo，nipingshijiuzongchuandezheimehualima？huibuhuitailongzhongle？”
yitingzheihua，wenruyun“aiya”yisheng，jingjiaodao：
“zaogao！jiandaonitaijidongle，wojingranwangleyijiandashi！”
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