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jianwenruyunbushuohua，shoujizhongyouchuanlaijiangyandejiaoma：
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wenruyuntanlekouqi，wulidao：“zhidaole，ma，wohuiqude。”
她斗不过那个泼妇。
只能委曲求全。
“zaodayingbujiuhaolema！”
jiangyanbianlianbifanshudoukuai：“zhongwushiyidianban，xuanyuandajiudianliushicengvipliuhaobaoxiang，biechidaolea！”
“知道了。”
gualedianhua，wenruyunrouzhetaiyangxuewunaidao：“kanlai，jintianshitaobudiaole。”
lingxuanzhixianshudizhuanzhecandao：“dajie，wobangnishaletaba。”
“别闹了。”
wenruyunzhanqishen：“shangwuwohaiyaopeiguningyuqukanhunjie，zhihouzhijiequxuanyuandajiudian。tianlang，nihewoyiqiquba。”
tabufangxinbaningtianlangyigerenliuzaijiali。
shiquguoyici，jiugenghaipazaicishiqu。
jiubiezhongfeng，tashengpaningtianlangyouhuihuranzhijianbucierbie。
“hao！”ningtianlangyikouheganbeilideniunai，“buguoguningyushishei？piaoliangma？”
lingxuanzhixieletayiyan：“tashidajiedeguimi，haochengqinganshiwudameirenzhiyi，buguoyijingdinghunle，piaobupiaoliangniyemeijihuile。”
“五大美人？”
ningtianlangheiheixiaodao：“nandaoqinganshizuihaokandebushiwodeqigejiejiema？”
“贫嘴！”
lingxuanzhi、wenruyunyikoutongsheng。
……
海丽亚珠宝店。
yigeshencai**xinggandenvrenzhengzuozaivipdaikeshili，bushixiangchuangwaizhangwang。
huran，tameiyanwushuangdelianshangluchuyisiweixiao，zhaoshoudao：“ruyun！zheili！”
hewenruyunyitongqianlaideningtianlangjiandaozheigenvren，bujinyeshiyizhenhuangshen。
guoranbukuishiwudameinvzhiyi！
yishenhongsedejinshenchaoduanlianyiqun，baoguodezhenggeshentiquxianbilu。
wuketiaotidewanmeiliandan，gengshinianyasuoyoudanghongnvmingxing！
tazhuaizhewenruyunzuodaoshafashang，haoqidikanleningtianlangyiyan：“ruyun，zheiweishi……”
zheihaishitadiyicijiandaowenruyunshenbiangenleyigenanren。
“tashigenwocongxiaoyiqizhangdadedidi。”
guningyujingyadiwuzhuhongchun，“ta……tajiushinizongtiqideneigedidi？”
tashangxiadaliangzheningtianlang：
“zhangdeshitingshuai，guaibudeniyizhiniannianbuwang……”
wenruyunqiaolianyipiantonghong，jiaochendao：
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“什……什么？！”
guningyuyishuangwumeideyanjingdengdeliuyuan，“womeitingcuoba，wendongshizhangyaoquxiangqin？！”
“woneigeyangmuchudeyaoezi，woyemeibanfajujue。”
“woshuodema……”guningyuhuangran，“meiguanxi，xiawuwopeiniqu，jueduirangtaguaiguaigundan！”
zheishi，yigechuanzhexizhuangzhifudehunxuemeinvzoushangqian，guazhezhiyedeweixiaodao：
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suizhetadehuayin，daizhebaishoutaodegongzuorenyuanjiangyigehualituopanfangzaishafaqiandeaizhuoshang，dongzuoshifenqingrou。
angguidejinsirongbushang，zhengzhengqiqibaifangzheshigegezidanzuanjie，yiyishenghui。
guningyuhewenruyundeyanjingtongshifangchuliangguang，jidongdiqiaolianzhanghong。
duiyuzheizhongliangjingjingdedongxi，nvrenxianglaimeiyoudikangli。
“好漂亮啊！”
guningyukuazhewenruyundeshoubei，“ruyunnijuedenagehaokan？wodouyijingtiaohuayanle！”
“wojuededouhenhaokana。”
wenruyunxianmudidingzhetuopanshangdezuanjie，“shinijiehun，dangranyaoxuannixihuandea。”
“这个怎么样？”
guningyuzhixiangyigehuanxingkuanshidejiezhi。
luoshalinlikebandunzhejieshaodao：
“zheiyikuandeshejilinianyuanyuaierlianhewangguowangshixunzhang，shibenjidezuixinkuan，vipkeyidajiudianwuzhe，zhixuyaoliubailiushiliuwanyuan。”
“六百多万……”
wenruyunjingyadidaoxiyikouliangqi，“zheimeguia……”
“zheiyijingshizhehoujiale。”
luoshalinluchuyisibishideshense，“duiyugezidanlaishuo，zheigejiaweibingbusuangui。”
guningyutanlekouqi：“suiranwotonghenjiazulianyin，danxianzaikanyebushiwanquanyiwushichu。zhishao，tahainengjiwomaigezuanjie。”
温如韵脸色一暗。
tahuranyouxiechiyi，shibushijieshouheyanggongzidexiangqin，caishiyigegenghaodexuanze？
“我就要这个了。”
guningyuduiluoshalindao，“guoliangrishangguanjiahuipairenlaiqu。”
“好的，顾小姐。”
tantuoleshengyi，luoshalindejiaxiaoliduoleyifenzhencheng。
tazhanqishen，gangzhunbeirangrennazoutuopan，ningtianlanghurandao：“dengyixia。”
takanxiangwenruyun：“dajie，wokanniyetingxihuande，niyexuanyigehaole，wosongjini。”
“天琅，别胡闹！”
wenruyunbaoqiandiduiluoshalinxiaolexiao：“takaiwanxiaode。”
luoshalinshangxiadaliangzheningtianlang，zhiyedexiaoronglijiazazheyisibuxie：
“zheiweixiansheng，ninyaoshixiangjinvpengyousongjiezhi，wojianyininqulaochengqudeshipinpifashichang，zaineiliningengrongyimaidaoxinyideshangpin。”
yanwaizhiyi，zheilidedongxinimaibuqi。
zhiyouditanhuocaishiheni！
suiranbiaomiantingqilaihenlimao，danshijishangyijingbishidaolejidian。
“shengxiadejiugejiezhi，wodouyaole。”
ningtianlangwangshafabeishangyikao，dandandao：
“buyongdazhe，woquanyaole。”
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