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zheibenshuwodesidoushangshehuixinwenle，laogongbuxin！zhengtijiegoushejidebucuo，bazhurengongluyanshenxuyouroujiangyuechukehuadelinlijinzhi。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanzhaopianlidewo，zhengduizhetawenroudixiao。luyanshenlianshangdebaonujiangzhuleyishun。suiji，tajifengdichelechezuijiao，qingmieyixiao：“yanxiyan**？yiweiguazhangpozhao……

精彩章节

wobeihaisihoudisannian，weihunfuyourangwoweitadechulianhaiduzhai。tanazheweizaozhaiwushuchuangjinjiamenshi，

wulizhishengmenghuideyixiang。shengnuzhixia，tazhuaizhulinjuapo，zhuiwenwozangqulenali。

apoquegaosuta：“jiangyuechu？sannianqianjiubeibangfeidingshangle，shitishizaisangeshengcaipincouwanzhengde。

”“fayishuotasiqianbeizhemoleqitianqiye，meiyichuhaopi。”weihunfubuxin，rendingshiwoweilebaofu，

guyiduozheta。taqingmieyixiao：“bujiushitixiaorouailejidaoma，zhiyujihendaoxianzai？！

”“mafannigaosuta，santianneibudaiqianhuilai，wojiurangtamayaofeichediduanle！！”shuowan，

mamalieliedeshuaimenerchu。apokanzhetadebeiying，tanlekouqi：“nahaiyoushenmemamaa？

tamamadehuxiji，qunianjiutingle……”1“peng！”yishengjuxiang，

womenxinfangdemenbanbeiluyanshenyijiaochuaikai。mantianyangqidehuichenqiangdetajuliekesou，tafanzaodihuiwuzheshoubei。

tashouliniezheyizhangzhi，shiwo“qinbi”qianxiadezhaiwushu。taduizhekongdangdangdeketingpaoxiao：“jiangyuechu，

nijiwosichulai！”“xiaoroushuocuizhaideyijingzhaoshangmenle，nihaiyouxinqingwanshizong？”wopiaozaibankong，

lengyankanzheta。sannianqian，wobeirenbangzou，kutianqiudidezhaotajiuwo。taquebawodianhualahei。

rujintazhongyuxiangqiwo，queshiyaowotitadexinshangrenhaiduzhai。tahexuyourou，haizhenshiqingbijinjian。

tademuguangzaibumanzhuwangdeshuijingdengshangsaoguo，zuihoudinggezaixuanguanqiangbishang。neiliguazheyizhangwodeheibaiyixiang。

zhaopianlidewo，zhengduizhetawenroudixiao。luyanshenlianshangdebaonujiangzhuleyishun。suiji，

tajifengdichelechezuijiao，qingmieyixiao：“yanxiyan**？yiweiguazhangpozhaopianjiunenghezhuwo？”“jiangyuechu，

woshudaosan，nizaibugunchulai，houguozifu！”wokanzhetaneizhangyinfennuerniuqudelian，

haishineifugaogaozaishangdedexing。kexi，jiusuantashudaosanbai，woyemeibanfaxiangcongqianneiyang，

beiweidichuxianzaitamianqianle。woyijingsile。“jiangyuechu！nitingbudongrenhuama？rangninadianqian，

zenmejiuzheimefeijing！”tamengditaishou，jiangwodeyixiangcongzhuoshangsaoluozaidi，xiangkuangdebolishunjiansifenwulie。

luyanshenxiongkoujulieqifu，zaiwuliyousouxunleyiquan，zhongyuquerenzheilikongwuyiren。tadishengzhoumazhe，

nubukeedishuaimenxialou。huayuanli，linjuzhangapozhengzaixiujianhuazhi。tachongguoqu，

yibazhuaizhuzhangapodeshouwan，“apo，kanjianjiangyuechulema？youpaonaeryequle？”apobeitaheleyitiao，

shoulidejianzikuangdangyishengdiaoluozaidi：“jiangyuechu？xiaojiangta……sannianqianjiumeilea。

”wokanjianluyanshendedongzuojiangleyixia，suijifachuyishengchixiao：“nipiansheini？taneizhongjiaohuadenvren，

zenmekenengsi？”apotanlekouqi，yankuangweihong，“meipianni。shuoshibeihuairendingshangle，renjinongsuile，

shikuaicongsangeshengcaipinqilai。”“xinwendoubole，keliandeguniang，jushuosiqianbeizhemoleqitianqiye，

quanshenmeiyichuhaopi。”zheifanhuataiguohairen，luyanshendetongkongzhouransuojin。tameitouningchengyituan，

lianshangjingfuxianchujifenwocongweijianguodehuangluan。danxiayimiao，shoujidezhendongjiuduozouletasuoyousixu。

shixuyouroufalaideyuyin，shengyingengyan：“suanleayan，yuechujiejiekendinghaizaiguaiwo，tabuhuibangwode。

”“biezaiweinantale，dabulewobeineixierenzhuazou……meiyouwo，niyaohaohaoshenghuo。”jinjinjijuhua，

jiurangluyanshenjiangwodesi，chedidingyiweiyichangjingxincehuadebaofu。

tahuixindeshouzhidouzaidou：“tayoushenmezigebubangni？dangnianwojitamajiaoleneimeduoshoushufei，

xianzaigaitahaile！”“nifangxin，wojiushibazheizuochengfanguolai，yeyidingbatajiuchulaitinihaizhai，

wojuebuhuirangniyoushi！”tabuzhidao，neibisuoweideshoushufei，womayifenqiandoumeijiandao。

shixuyourounazheneibiqian，zaiaomende**liyizhiqianjin。xiaoxifasongchenggong，

luyanshentaitouehenhendidengzheapo：“biegenwoyanxi！takendingjiuduozaifujin，nishouletaduoshaoqian？

”apotanlekouqi：“nianqingren，zheizhongshizenmenengnalaikaiwanxiao？

dangshidoushangshehuixinwenle……”“xinwenshuodejiushizhende？”luyanshenyinliangdouranbagao，taxiangqianbijinyibu，

yanshenlimanshiweixie。“nijitadaihua，santianzhinei，tayaoshibudaizheqiangunhuilaijianwo，

jiudengzhejitamashoushiba！”shuowan，tasongkaishou，mamalieliedizhuanshenjiuzou。zhangapokanzhetaxiaoshizaijiejiao，

zhangzhangditanlekouqi，duizhekongqiqingshengshuo：“nahaiyoushenmemamaa……”“tamamadehuxiji，

qunianjiutingle……”2luyanshenzuojincheli，quebingmeiyoulikefadong。

linjuaponeiju“zhemoleqitianqiye”xiangmozhouyiyangzaitanaozhonghuixiang。neizhangheibaiyixiang，

zongshibushoukongzhidizaitanaohaizhongshanguo。“zhuangshennonggui！”tafanzaoditaochushouji，botongyigehaoma，

poqiedixiangyaozhengmingwohaihuozhe，“jiwochajiangyuechu，chatasuoyoudeyinxingliushuihechurujingjilu。

tayaoduoqilai，zongdeyongqian！”wokanzhetazaicheliyigenjieyigendichouyan，

meitouzishizhizhongdoumeiyoushuzhankaiguo。henkuai，tatuoderenjiudalailedianhua。“luzong，chadaole。

”“jiangyuechu**mingxiadezhanghu，zaitashengchengsiwanghoudedisantian，queshiyouguoyibijuezhuanzhangjilu。

”“wubaiwan，yifenbucha，quanbubeizhuanzoule。”luyanshenmengdiqiamieleyantou，momingdesonglekouqi，

zuijiaogouqiyimo“yuanlairuci”delengxiao。“guoran，gangcaidezhangapo，shipianwode。

”“chadaoqianzhuandaonaliqulema？”“zheige……chashichadaole。”“danshi……shoukuanrendemingzi，

youdian……”duifangyuqiyouxieguguai。“youhuajiushuo，bietuntuntutude！”luyanshenbunaifandihoudao。

dianhuaneitouderenshenxileyikouqi，xiaoxinyiyidikaikou。“shoukuanren……shixuyourou**。”“nishuoshenme？

！”luyanshendeshengyinshunjiantigaolebadu，wokanjiantadezuichunzaiweiweizhandou，

yanshenlichongmanlecuoehenanyizhixin。tamengdiyijiaoyoumen，luntaizaidimianshanghuachucierdejianxiao。

zhijiechonghuidaoletahexuyourouxianzaizhudebieshu。gangyituikaimen，xuyouroujiuchuanzheyishenzhensishuiqunyingleshanglai，

lianshangdaizheqiadaohaochudedanyou。“yanshen，nihuilaile？shibushi……zhaodaoyuechujiejiedexialuole？

”luyanshenyaoleyaotou，lianseyouxienankan。tashenqinghuanghu，jiangshoujididaotamianqian，pingmushang，

shineizhangqingxideyinxingzhuanzhangjilu。“yourou，zheiwubaiwan，shizenmehuishi。

”“zheibushidangnianyuechutinijiaojibangfeideshujinma？”xuyouroukandaoliushuidandeshunjian，lianseshunjiancanbai。

3kexiayimiao，xuyouroudakedakedeyanleixiangduanlexiandezhuziyiyangwangxiadiao。“yanshen……shiyuechujiejie，

shitaqiuwozheimezuode！”“qishidangniandebangjiashijiade，shiyuechujiejiecehuadejiasituoshen。

rangniduitachedisixin！”xuyouroukudeshangqibujiexiaqi，xiangshishoulehendadeweiqu。

“tashuotashougoulezheizhongrizi，xiangchedilikaini，quyigemeirenrenshidedifangzhongxinkaishi！”“zheibiqian，

shitaziyuanzhuanjiwo，zuoweiwobangtayanxihebaomidebaochou！”wopiaozaibankong，

jihuyaobeizheifan**yanlunqidaohunfeiposan。keluyanshen，takanzheyanqiankudesixinliefeidenvren，

zaiyicidongyaole。tachenmolepianke，zuizhonghaishidianlediantou。“taneiyangjiaohuadenvren，shenmedougandechulai。

”“biekule，woxiangxinni。”xuyourougandongdeyankuangfanhong，shengyingengyan。“yanshen，

niduiwozhenhao……wojiuzhidaonizuitengwole。”“buguo……”luyanshenzhengtuokaixuyouroudeshou，houtuiyibu，

shengyinlishiqiansuoweiyoudepibei。“yourou，nideduzhaiwohuixiangbanfa。danshidengzheijianshilele，

womenjiuduanleba。”xuyourouwenyan，nanyizhixindikanzheta。“yanshen……nizheishishenmeyisi？

nibuyaowolema？”luyanshendeyanshenyouxieshanduo，meitouzhoudegengjinle。“zhishicongjiachulaizhihou，

wozheixinlijiuyizhifahuang，juedehoubeizongshifaliang。”tazhuanguolian，shengyinfangqingleyixie。“erqie，

yuechuweileduowo，shenzhibuxijiasi……shuoqilai，woxinliqishi……tingkuijiude。

”“wobijingyaohuiguijiating，yihouhaohaodebuchangta。”tingdaozheihua，wobanfenxinweiyewu，

zhijuekexiaozhiji……taweilexuyourou，ririyuwoxiesidilidizhengchao；wobeineihuorentuojinfeiqigongchangshi，

tazhengpeizhetazaibaligongduqingrenjie；shenzhidaoxianzai，tarengqingxinxuyouroudehuangyan，

nawomuqindeanweiweixiewotitahaizhai；haiyouliantanshenme"huiguijiating"？"jiating"erzi，

kuitashuodechukou！luyanshentaiqitou，zhongxinkanxiangxuyourou，yuqiyoubiandejiandingqilai。“dannifangxin，

zheijianshiwokendinghuibangnibaiping。wobuhuirangniyoushide。”“woxianzaijiudongyongguanxiquchatadexialuo，

nidengwoxiaoxi。”shuowan，tanaqicheyaochi，zhuanshenjiuzou，beiyinglidaizhejifenburongzhiyidejuejue。

luyanshenmeiyouzhuyidaoxuyouroulianshangjiangyingdebiaoqing。tawangzheluyanshenlikaidefangxiang，yanshenyinhenyouyuandu。

yaozheyajichuyiju：“jiangyuechu……nizheige**，siledoubuansheng！”4luyanshenxiadingle“juexin”，

bianlikexingdongqilai。tarenwei，jiranwoshi“jiasi”，neiwodezhiqin，biranshiwoweiyideruanlei。

takaizheche，jingzhibenxianglewomuqinsuozaideshizhongxinyiyuan。tachongjinzhuyuanbu，

yibazhuazhuhushizhandehushi：“chayixiajiangmeilandebingfanghao，kuai！

”pangbianyigezhengzaihuanyaodenianqinghushiwenshengtaitou，kanqingtadelianhou，fachuyishenglengxiao：“yo，

zheibushiluzongcaima？zenme，zhongyuxiangqinihaiyougetanhuanzaichuangdezhangmuniangle？

”luyanshenlianseyichen：“nishenmeyisi？”“woshenmeyisi？”xiaohushifangxiashoulidedongxi，shuangshoubaoxiong，

haobuweijudiyingshangtademuguang，“sannianle，nixianzaicailai，nizheishilaibaguanzi，haishilaishangxianga？

””“nihushuoshenme！”“wohushuo？jiangyuechuguizaiyiyuanmenkouqiunijiutamadeshihou，nini？

nizaibalipeizhenidexiaoqingrenxiaoyaokuaihuo！xianzairenzaojiuhuachenghuile，nipaolaizhuangshenmexiaozixiansun？

”meiyijuhuadouxiangyijierguang，henhenchouzailuyanshenlianshang。tazuanjinlequan，haixiangfanbo，

zhuzhiyishenglijiaoshouzhenghaojingguo，daduanleta：“luxiansheng？nizhaojiangmeilannvshi？”lijiaoshoutuiletuiyanjing，

tanlekouqi：“buyongzhaole，bingrenyinianqianjiulishile。”luyanshendetongkongmengdishousuo，shishendizhuiwen，

“lishi？zenmehui……”lijiaoshoutuiletuiyanjing，congdanganjulifanchuyifenhouhoudebingli。“e，zheigea，

wojidehenqingchu。”“shizaiyinianqian，beiyiweizicheng‘lutaitai’denianqingnvshizhudongshenqingtingdiaohuxijide。

”luyanshendexinmengdiyichen。“taweishenmeyaozheimezuo？

”“tashuo……tashuobuxiangzailangfeiqianzaizhiwurenshenshangle，rangtazaodianjietuo，duidajiadouhao。

”lijiaoshoutanlekouqi，jixushuodao。“dangshiwomenhaiquanlehenjiu，bijingbingrensuiranshizhiwurenzhuangtai，

danshengmingtizhenghaisuanpingwen。keneiweilutaitaitaiduhenjianjue，womenyemeibanfa。”luyanshendeshouzhi，

zaishenceqiaoqiaozuanchenglequantou。“neiwei‘lutaitai’，zhangshenmeyang？”yishengzixihuiyileyixia，miaoshudao。

“hennianqing，henpiaoliang，yanjingdadade，liuzheyitoulisedezhangjuanfa，

shuohuashengyinrourouruoruode……”luyanshentingwanyishengdehua，zhenggerenkaishifadou。tamiaoshudenvrenzhangxiang，

zhengshixuyourou！luyanshenhunshendexueyefangfozaishunjianninggu。

taxiangqidangnianwotixuyouroudangxianeiqun“zhuizhairen”，beitamenzhuaqudangrenzhihou，tazaidianhualixiangwochengnuo，

yidinghuizhaoguhaowomuqin。kexianzai……luyanshenmengdizhanqilai，yanlishanguoyisihenli。tataochushouji，

shouzhidoudejihuanbuzhunhaoma：“wei，chenjingguan，bangwotuoguanxichageren，jiaojiangyuechu。

”tawozhefangxiangpandeshoujinlejin，nannanziyu。“yuechu，nidaodizaina……”tayiwei，

tahainengzhangkongyiqie，tazhengzaixinlimomozhunbeizheyichangchidaolesanniande、“langzihuitou”dexima。

ketabuzhidao，tadaoqiandeduixiang，zaozaisannianqianneigeyuye，jiucansizaifeiqigongchanglile。taqianwode，

qianwomade，zheibeizidouhaibuqingle。5luyanshenjihushichuaikaijiamende。

ketinglidexuyouroubeizheijudadeshengxiangheleyitiao，shoulidehongjiubeidouchadianshuaile。

talikebaichuneifuwuguyouweiqudebiaoqing，yingleshanglai。“yanshen，nihuilaile？zenmezheimedahuoqi？

shibushihaizaiweiqiandeshishengqi？wozhende……”luyanshenmeiyoulihuita，jingzhizoudaotamianqian，

jiangshoujihenhenpaizaichajishang，pingmushang，shiwomaneizhangqingxidesiwangzhengmingdedianzizhaopian。

“yuechutamadehuxiji，shinitingde？”yankanluyanshenshizhendebaonule，

xurouturan“putong”yishengguidaozaidi，baozhutadetuidakuqilai：“zheige……yanshen，nitingwojieshi，

wodangshiyeshimeiyoubanfa！”“neizhenziwoshoutoujin，xiangzhexiannuoyongyixia，dengwozhouzhuanguolaile，

mashangjiubushang……”“nuoyongyixia？nishuodezhenqingqiao！”“yanshen，duibuqi！

wodangshiyeshibeigaolidaibidemeibanfale！”“wobenlaixiangyongneibiqianquzuotouzi，

xiangzhezhengyibikuaiqianhaishangduzhai，jiunengqingqingbaibaidizuoren，jiunenghaohaogennizaiyiqile！”“kewomeixiangdao，

touzishibai，xuebenwugui……wozhendezhidaocuole！”kanzhetazheifujiaxingxingdebiaoyan，wozhijuedeyizhenfanwei。

dangniantanazhewomuqindejiumingqianzai**liyizhiqianjindeshihou，kecengyouguobanfenkuijiu？zheiyici，

luyanshenmeiyouzaijitarenhejihui。wojingzaitadetongkongli，kandaolehaobuyanshideyaneyujuejue：“xuyourou，

nideduzhaiwohuixiangbanfachuli。dandengzheijianshijieshu，womenjiudaociweizhiba。

”“woqianjiangyuechudeyijingtaiduole，bunengzaicuoxiaqule。”“yanshen！”xuroumengditaitou，