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xiedongwenzheijitianbijiaodefan。
yuanyinshitalaopozaihetanaolihun，naolihundeyuanyinshitamaideguochancheranglaopochenjinghetadezhangmuniangwangcuihuaganjuehenshidiumianzi。kaishi，talaopoyaomaiche，shuorenjiadoukaishangchele，rangxiedongwenwenzijidefumuyaoqianmaiche。
xiedongwenxinxiang，jialiweilewoshangdaxuehemaifangzishoufujiedeqiandaoxianzaidoumeiyouhaiwanni，naliyouqianmaichea，zaidengyidengbuxingma，danshilaopohenbudeyitianhetashuosanci，shuomeiyoucheganjuehenshimeiyoumianzi，rangtazaiqinqipengyoutongshimianqiantaibuqitoulai。
xiedongwenwunai，wenpengyoujielejiwankuaimaileyigeguochanche，laopohenshibumanyi，danshihaodaiyouleche，laoponenggoukaicheshangxiabanle。danshi，ganggangxiaotinglebudaosantian，zhangmuniangyoulaile，shuozenmemaileyitaiguochanche，zheishinongminzuodeche，tajiadeguinvbuzuoguochanche，feiyaoxiedongwenbachejihuandiao，haishuoniyaoshibuhuanchejiuhuanlaopo，maigechebugoudiurende，benjiumeiyoushenmezhuyidelaopoyegenzhetianyoujiacu：maigeche，bugourenjiaxiaohuade，huanbuhuan，buhuanjiulihun。
xiedongwenbenlaiduizhangmuniangneijuzheishinongminzuodechejiufeichangdeqifen，nongminzenmela，meiyounongminnichishenme，duiyuzhangmuniangzheizhongkanbuqinongmindezuopaixiedongwenyizhipoyouweici，danshiweilebimianchaojia，tadourenle，zheiyiciyounanongminshuoshi，jiashangxianglexiang，zheiyaoshirenjiaxiaohualaopo，shuotalaogongbuhao，tashibushisuishizhunbeihuandiaohuozheshi……tabuganxiangle，jiujuedinglihun。
yinweitarenweizheiyangdehunyinweichiqilaimeiyourenhedeyiyi。
xiedongwenxinzhongkumen，meiyouxiangdaozijidehunyinjiuzheiyangdemeiyoule，haohaodejiajuranshuochaijiuchai，shuosanjiusanlele。zheishitayiqianyagenmeiyouxiangguohejingliguodewenti，turanjianfashengzaitashenshangrangtayouxiebushiying。
yinweishixiedongwentichulihun，fangzijiletalaopochenjing，tacongfangzilibanchuqu。
jiandandibazijizuzhudefangzishoushileyixia，xiedongwenjuedingchuquzouzou，yishisanxin，ershishuxiyixiazheigexiaoquzhoubiandehuanjing，yebuzhidaozouleduojiu，buzhibujuejianyitaitou，kandao‘huaniaoyushichang’jigedazi。
xiedongwenhuranxiangqilezijizheijitianjingchangzuodeyigemeng，beijingjiushizaihuaniaoyushichang，shichangdatiemenmenkoudedeyikuaizhangtiaodeshitoushang，zuozheyigeliuqishisuidelaotou，tajidehenqingchu，laotouchuanzheyijianpolandehuageziyifu，huzihuabai，buguojingshentouhenhao。
tajidesihuzainalijianguoneigelaoyeye，taxiangqilaile，taxiaoshihoudayueqibasuideshihoujiguoyigeyaofandelaorenchide，dui，jiushineigelaoren，bizishangheyouyanjiaoshangdouyouyigeheizhi，neibiaozhitaimingxianle，xiedongwenrenweitianxiabuhuiyoudiergerenhezheigelaorenyiyang。
meicuo，meicuo，jiushita………………
laorenyixiaoqilai，hetayeyehenxiang…………
xiedongwendeyeyeyijinglikaitahenduonianle，tashichangxiangniantayeye，yinciyikandaoneilaorenxiangtayeye，taxinzhongjiuyouyizhongqinqiegan。
zhengxiangzhedeshihou，shiyezhizhongzhendechuxianleyiweilaoren，neigeqingshoudeshenti，chuanzheyijianhetaershinianqianjiandaojiandaoshichuandeyimoyiyangdehuageziyifudelaotouzhengzuozaimenkoudeyikuaishitoushang，xiaomimidikanzheta。
“laodaye，zhendeshinima？”
xiedongwenhenshijidong，danshigengduodeshibukesiyi：juranhemengjinglidechangjingyimoyiyang，zijizoudaohuaniaoyushichang————kandaolelaoren————laorenzaixiao——
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fanfudikanlehaojibianzijideqianhouzuoyou，tianshangdetaiyanghedixiaderenqun，shitou，haiyouneigetiedamen，xiedongwenquedingzijibushizaizuomeng。
“hehe，yigedahuoren，hainengyoujiadema？”
老人笑呵呵地说道。
“daye，nizenmedaozheililaile，ni，nihaijidewoma？”
xiedongwenhenshibujiediwendao，zheilijulitadejiaxiangkeshiyouyiqianduogonglini，laorenzenmelaide，laizheilizuoshenme？
“woyebuzhidaozenmejiuhuanghuangyouyoudilaizheililaile，zenmebujideni，neigejiwochijituidexiaohuozia。”
laorenrengjiushilianshangdaizhexiaorong，henshigaoxingdeyangzi。
“zheili，younideqinqi？”
谢东文问。
老人摇了摇头。
“neinilaizheilizuoshenme？”
“我来找你啊？”
laorenrengjiushiyifuxiaomimideyangzishuodao。
“zhaowo，zhao**shenme？”
谢东文不解地问道。
“zhaonizuowodetudi。”
老人马上回答道。
“zuonidetudi，niyaojiao**shenme？”
“做神仙啊？”
“hahahaha…………”
xiedongwenbeilaorenjidoulele，xianqiandebukuaiyixiazijiuxiaoshiledaban。
“daye，nikezhengoudoude，dangshenxian？nijianguoshenxianma？”
谢东文笑着问道。
“zenmemeijianguo，wojiushishenxiana。”
laorenbujinbuman，yibenzhengjingdishuo。
xiedongwenneixinanzidixiao，niyaoshishenxian，nalihainengyaofanchia，kendingshiernvbuguantale，zheizhongshiqingzainongcunhenshichangjiande，xiangxianglaorenzheimedasuishu，yinggaiyourenzhaoguta，tajuedingranglaorenxianzhuzijinei，ranhouzijimingtianshangbandeshihouqujinglaoyuankankan，nengbunengjilaorennongshangyigechuangwei，laorenjiuyourenzhaogule。
xiedongwenduiyuzijideyeyeyouyizhongteshudeganqing，xianzaiyoukandaolaoren，qinqiezhiganyouranersheng，jiufangfoyanqiandezheigelaorenzhendeshitayeyeyiban。
“nibuxiangxinwoshishenxiana？”
laorenjianxiedongwenlengshen，waizhenaodaiwendao。
xiedongwenxiaolexiao，“younizheiyangdeshenxianma？”
xiedongwenzhideshilaorenyishenchuandepolan，yahaidiaole，chuleneiheaikeqindexiaorongzhiwai，qitadedouheshenxiandabushangbian。
“neiwohenishuojigeshiqing，nikankanduibudui”？
laorenrengjiuxiaomimideyangzi，haitengchuyikuaidifangrangxiedongwenzuoxialai，xiedongwenyemeiyouzhejideshiqing，zuoxialaijiuzuoxialai。
“niqisuineinian，yejiushijiandaowodiyicideneinian，nikandaowokelian，nijiwosongchide，erqieshinimamaliujinidejidatui，nihuiqudeshihou，shibushishuaileyijiao，jieguoshuaidemanliandoushixue”？
老人问道。
duiyuneijianshiqing，xiedongwenjiyizuiweishenkedeshi，laorenshineimedekelian，zijinaguolaidedongxiranglaorenchideshineimedemanzu，zhiyuzijihoulaihuiqushibushishuaijiaole，tayishihaizhenjibuzhule。
“没有。”
xiedongwenkuaisudifoudingshuodao。
“没有？”
laorensihuyouxieyiwai，xiaolexiao，“neiwozaishuo，nishiqisuideshihou，haishizaishanggaozhongdeshihouba，shibushiyouyicizaixiaoyuanwaikandaoyigelaorenzaiyaofan，nijiubazijimaidehefanjita，danshilaorenfeiyaonidejitui，nijiubazijideneigejituijileneigelaoren，danshi，nihaoxianglianneigelaorenzhangdeshenmeyangzidoubuzhidaoba？。”
“zheige，nizenmezhidao”？
xiangqineicijituishijian，xiedongwendoujuedekuidehuang，zijiyizhouchuxiaoyuanyici，haoburongyigaishanyicihuoshi，jieguoneigelaotoufeiyaojitui，tajuedelaotoukelianjiujilelaotou，meiyouxiangdaolaotoujileshenbiandeyitiaogoule，taqidefashiyihoubuzaisuibianjiyaofanrendongxile。
“hehehehe，wobuguangzhidaozheige，wohaizhidao，nizuijinganggangduguoyijie，henvpengyounaofenshouleba？”
laorenshuowan，xiaodexiangshiyiduohua，youdianxingzailehuo，haiyoudianshenmixixideyangzi。
“bushi，daye，nishizenmezhidaode？”
xiedongwenkanzhelaorenneihaiziyibandexiaorong，xinyegenzheronghuale，tabenxiangshuolaorenmengdezhenzhun，danshiyixiang，laorengujishidoutawande，dujie，shenmeshidujie，tayaoshishenxian，haibuzhidaowogangganglihun，tayaoshishenxian，weishenmebuzhijiedizhaodaowo，zaishuo，zheigeshijienaliyoushenxiana，zhishidajiadouxiangwangshenxianeryi，kanlai，haishiwomenlianggerenyouyuanfen，xiedongwengengjiajianding，yaobangbangzheigekanqilaixiangyeyedelaoren。
“wojinishuowoshishenxian，keshinibuxiangxina”。
laorenwaizhetoubanzhenbanjiadishuodao。
xiedongwenhuranmingbaile，neigedaizhecaomaoyaofandelaorenjiushizheigelaoyeye，xindao：zheilaotou，guzuoshenmi，chadiandourangwoxiangxinle。
“呵呵呵呵……”
xiedongwenyexiaoleqilai，fanwendao：
“laoyeye，neinishishenxian，nixiangchijitui，niweishenmebuzijinongni？”
“duile，ni，nijiaoshenmemingzi？”
laorenmeiyouhuidaxiedongwendehua，ershihuanleyigehuatiwendao。
“shenxianlaoyeye，wojiaoxiedongwen，xiexiedexie，dongfangdedong，wenhuadewen。”
xiedongwenzheiyicishihahadaxiaole，ganjuelaorenzhongyuzijishuochuanbangle，doubuzhidaozijijiaoshenme，haishuozijishishenxian，zheilaotou，gujixiangdangshenxiandouxiangfengle。
“xiedongwen，haomingzi，nixindishanliang，zhaixinrenhou，suiranwuxingchaledian，danhaishiyigebukeduodedexiuxiandeliao，nigenzhewoxiuxianba”。
laorenjixuzhetashishenxiandeluzi，youdianhaowuweihegandishuodao。
xiedongwenzhinengkuxiao，“laoyeye，niyekanwangluoxiaoshuo，yezhidaoxiuxian，duile，haizhidaodujie，tingshimaoa”？
“nisuiranzizhibutaihao，danshihaozairuzikejiaoye！”
laorenhaoxiangshijixudizaihexiedongwenshuo，youxiangshinannanziyu。
lianggerenjiuxiangshizuoyouhuboyiyang，nishuonide，tashuotade。
“niyaozhenshishenxian，neinijiwoyidiandianshichengjindenengli”。
xiedongwenjuedezheilaorenkendingshiyigerenbiede，zhengtianmeiyourenhetashuohua，suoyisixiangchulewenti，jiuxianghuoyueyixiaqifen，yexiangjiucichaichuanlaoren，suoxinggenzhelaorendesiluzou，jiazhuangkendinglaorenshishenxian，shuodao。
“neibuxing，neitaijingshihaisule”。
laorenmashangbiaoqingyansudihuidashuo。
xiedongwenbiezhuxiao，jixuyibenzhengjingdishuo，“shizaibuxing，nijiwoyigeshangtianrudidebenshiyexing，zuoyigewudayanyuan，yinianyebushaozhengqiande，wotingshuojiuneichuchangfeidoushijiqianwanjiqianwande，jiashangpiaofang，kenengjiushijigeyile，daoshihou，tangzaibeiwolidouyouhuabuwandeqian”。
“neiyebuxing，neikuilenizheikuailiaole，haohaodexiuxingdeliao，zenmenengdangshenmewudayanyuanni”。
老人马上又说。
“neinijiwoyinxingdezhanghuduonongdianqian，jiwonongliangdameinvzuolaopo，wojiuchihebuchou，meinvhuanraole”。
xiedongwenshuowan，zijidourenbuzhuxiaole，zhiconghelaoponaolihun，yizhixindouhenfan，yudaolaorenrangtaxinqinghaolexuduo。
“hehehehe…………”，laorenzhongyutingchuxiedongwenshizaishuoxiao，genzhefangshengdixiaoleqilai。
“nandaonibuxiangxiuxian？chengweiyigexiangwozheiyangderen”？xiaoguozhihou，laorenrenzhendiwen，neibiaoqing，henshishenqi。
“tingshuoxiuxiantingxinkude，meitiandazuo，haibunengchirou，bunengjinnvse，wohaishidangyigefanrenba”。
xiedongwenbaizheshou，yaozhetou，shihuashishuodao，xindao，zheixiuxianxiudehejiaohuazidoumeiyouliangyangle，sheinenggenzhenixiuxianya，chufeinaodaibeimenjile？
“hahahahaha，nixiaozizhenshiyouqu，shiyigeshizairen，buguo，woxihuan”。
laorenpailepaixiedongwendejianbangdao。
“laodaye，nixianzaizhuzaishenmedifangde”？
xiedongwenhuaguizhengtidiwendao。
“womeiyoudifangzhua？suoyicailaidaozheilidengnide”。
laorendelianshangshuzhankailai，sihuhenmanyixiedongwendehua。
“niyaoshibuxianqi，nijiuxianzhuwoneiliba”。
xiedongwenshuo，duiyulaorendeshenyujiantazhidangshilaorendehushuobadaole。
“zhunineibumafanba？”
laorensuiranshizaiwen，danshirenyijingzhanqilai，zhunbeiyaohexiedongwenzoudeyisi，sihuzaoyijingzhidaoxiedongwenhuidaizhetazouyiyang。
“bumafan，bumafan。”
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