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“mingyang，nixianzaizenmehaiyouxinqingshuijue？nizhibuzhidaodaihuijiuyaogongbuchengjile？”yanxingpengleyixiatongzhuodegebo，lianshangluchuleyisiwunaideshenqing。
duiyuxueshenglaishuoshenmezuizhongyao？
成绩啊！
wenyanmingyangmianqiangzhengkaileyanjing，“woshuiyihui，laobanlaile，jidehanwo。”
yanxingzhanglezhangzui，buzhidaogaishuoshenme。
pingchangdeshihoushuijueyejiubale，keshidaihuijiuyaogongbuchengjile，nizenmehaikeyizheimedanding？
wulunnidechengjishihaohaishihuai，nidougaibiaoxiandehenganxingqua！
“zheijiahuogaibuhuishigaoduoleba？”yanxingkanzhejimiaozhongjiujinrushushuizhuangtaidemingyangxinzhongandao。
mingyangzhangdebushuai，gezitongyangbugao，shuyuneizhongrengjinrenduizhongjiuzhaobuchudeneizhong。
danshimingyangzaigaosanbabanqueshiyigechuanqi——
睡神！
这便是明扬的外号。
zheijiahuochulebuganzaibanzhurendeketangshangshuijuezhiwaisheideketangdouganshuia。
jiaoshidedamenmeiyousihaozhengzhaodituikaile，nianjinsanshidelihuaizhongnazhechengjidanzoulejinlai，taruyingsunbandemouguangsaoleyiyanquanban，henkuaitademuguangjiuluozailemingyangdeshenshang，xiayiketadeyanzhongluchulejingnuzhise。
kanzhelihuaizhongchaozhemingyangzoulaiyanxinglianmangpengleyixiamingyang。
mingyangyidongleyixiagebojixushuileqilai。
yanxingyouyizhongdantengdeganjue。
temelihuaizhongdoushaguolaile，ninengbunengbuyaozaishuilea？
yanxingzhihaoyoupengletayixia。
mingyangzheicairoulerouxingzhongdeshuangyan，“lilaotoulaile？”
yanxingerandizhangdalezuiba。
mingyangturanganjuedaokongqizhizhongchuxianleyidaoshaji。
tadexinzhongyichen，dangtakanxiangshenbiandeyidaoshenyingshilianseshuadiyixiajiubianle。
“mingyang，nigenwoshuoshuominglilaotoushishei？”lihuaizhongbashouzhongdechengjidanpaizaimingyangdezhuozishangnuhoudao。
lihuaizhonghaimeiyoudaosanshi，danshitadetoufaquebanbaile，zheiyeshitongxuehantalilaotoudeyuanyin，danshisheiyebugandangmianhantalaotoua。
zhengsuoweidarenbudalian，marenbujieduana！
“zheige——zheige。”mingyangshuozheshuozheetoushangdelenghanjiuliuxialaile。
beizhualegexianxinghaizenmefouren？
“mingyang，nizhidaonizheicikaoleduoshaofenma？”lihuaizhongdingzhemingyangpaoxiaodao。
“sibai？”mingyangxiaoxinyiyidicaicedao。
“sibai？nihaizhennengkandeqizijia？”lihuaizhonglengshengdao。
“sanbai？”mingyangdeliansebuyoudibianle。
yaoshisibaifendoumeiyoudehuazijiqibushiliangedazhuandoushangbule？
“nixiangduole。”lihuaizhongshuozhejiudakailechengjidan，zhizhemingdanshangdezuihouyimingshuodao，“nizijikankankaoleduoshaofen？”
“erbaiwushifen？”kandaozongfenzhihoumingyangyouyizhongdantengdeganjue。
bu，xianzaiyijingbushidantengle，temedigongdoutenglea！
“多少？”
“二百五十分？”
“zheibujiushierbaiwuma？”
“haha，xiaosiwole。”
“mingyangkeshichuangzaoleyigeqijile，suiranshuozanmenyizhongbushishengzhongdian，kehaodaiyeshishizhongdiangaozhonga。”
“shia，shigaozhongdexueshengyoudiyusibaifendema？”
“diyusibaifendehaishiyoujigede，danshidiyusanbaifendekendingmeiyou，yinweinapashitouzhudounengkaosanbaiduo。”
mingyangdeliansebiandenankanqilai。
gaozhongjieduanshiqingchunmengdongdeshiqi，wulunnanshenghaishinvshengzizunxindouhenqiang。
banlidezheixiexueshengdelengchaorefengshenshendi**daoleta。
“nimengoule。”yanxingyipaizhuozizhanleqilai。
全场顿时静了下来。
“yanxing，nizuoshenme？”lihuaizhongdengzheyanxingdao。
“wokanbuguantamendexingwei。”yanxingshuozheyuqijiuruolexialai。
yanxinghaishihenhaipalihuaizhongde。
yinweilihuaizhongyouyigeshashoujian——
请家长。
“wojuedemengyangshuodehendui。”lihuaizhongkanlemingyangyiyan，“zaizanmensuchengyizhongnapashitouzhu，dounengkaosanbaiduofen。”
“lilaoshi。”mingyanghaimeiyoushuoshenmedeshihouyidaojinglideshenyingrenbuzhuzhanleqilai。
“jixianer，niyoushenmeshi？”lihuaizhongkandaoshijixianerdeshihouyuqibuyoudirouheleqilai。
chengjihaodexueshenghenrongyidedaolaoshideqinglai。
gengbuyaoshuojixianerhaishisuchengyizhongdexiaohua。
jixianershangshenchuanzhebaisedetxu，xiashenchuanzhelansedeniuziku，dabandetanbushangshishang，quejirenyangguangbandeganjue。
“lilaoshi，nibugaizheimeshuomingyang，napatadechengjizaibuhao。”jixianerrenzhendishuodao。
lihuaizhongzhanglezhangzuixiangyaoshuoshenme，keshiyixiangdaojixianerdechengjihou，xiangyaoshuodehuajiutunlexiaqu。
laoshidequanweiburongtiaoxin。
但也得看情况啊！
“wozheishihentiebuchengganga。”lihuaizhongzhihaozheiyangshuo。
lihuaizhongxinzhongzheshiwunai，tameicihechibanlidechashengshi，jixianerjihudouhuizhanchulai，gaodelihuaizhonghenshibeidong。
keshisheirangjixianershinianjidiyia！
tayebuhaozhizejixianershenme？
wanyiyinqijixianerdebukuai，tashenqingdiaodaobiedebanjihou，zijidaoshiliankudedidoumeiyou。
tayijingjianguohenduocibiedebandebanzhurenzhaojixianertanhuaxiwangdiaodaotamendebanjiqule。
zhiyuweiheneixielaoshiweihekanzhongjixianerzeshiyinweibuchuyiwaidehuajixianerjianghuichengweisuchengdiqugaokaodezhuangyuan。
状元啊！
nagelaoshibuxiangjiaochuyigezhuangyuana？
这可是名声！
youlemingshengyehaopingzhichengbushi？
suijilihuaizhongnaqimingyangzhuozishangdechengjidanchaozhejiangtaizouqu。
jixianerhuitoukanlemingyangyiyan，yanzhongluchuleyisiguli。
jixianerdezheiyihuimouranghenduoxueshengdoubuzhuodaole。
“什么情况？”
“jixianerweishenmeyaoweihumingyang？”
“nandaobanhuaxihuanmingyang？”
“nixiangduole，jixianerweihumingyangshiyinweitataishanliangle，nandaoniwanglejixianerzhudongbangchashengbukelema？”
“yeshi，jixianerzenmekenengkandeshangmingyangzheidenglajini？”
yanxingyouxiedanyoudikanzhemingyang，“neixiejiahuojiuxihuanluanjiaoshegenzi，nibiezaiyi。”
不在意？
可能吗？
zheixiexueshengdehuajiuxiangshiyibingdaoziyiyangchazaitadexinshanga。
“womeishi。”mingyanglianshangjichuleyisixiaorong，zhishitadeyanjingqueweiweifanhong。
xiangdangnianmingyangzaixuexiaodechengjiyeshizhongdenga。
zheiyangdechengjijiusuankaobushangyiben，keshierbenhaishimeiyourenhewentide，danshizicongyinianqianyudaoyitiaogouzhihou，tadeshenghuoguijijiufashenglegaibian。
yinianqiantafangxuehuijiazailushangkandaoleyitiaotulemaodelaogou。
neitiaolaogouquansuozaiyigejiaoluolisesefadouzhe。
mingyangbuzhidaodezenmejiushengchuleceyinzhixin，tapaodaofujindexiaomaibumaileyigenhuotuichang，jiuzaitabahuotuichangdijineitiaolaogoudeshihouyixiangbudaodeshifashengle，neitiaolaogourenxinghuadikanletayihui，jiezheyikouyaozailetadeshoushang，tachitongzhixiajingranhundaole。
是的，昏倒。
zhidaoxianzaitahaishiwufalijiezijihuihundao？
jiusuanneitiaolaogoushiyitiaofenggou，kuangquanbingduyebunengzheimebadaoba？
dengdaotaxinglaizhihouyijingshibanyele，tadiyishijianjiukanlekanzijideshouzhi，danshishouzhishangjingranmeiyourenheshanghen？
meiyoushanghenneihaidanamenzidekuangquanyimiao？
danshijinjiezhewentiyoulaile？
neigangcaiweihezijihunjuele？
xiangleyihuimingyangjuedeyinggaishizijizhiqiandunzhe，mengdizhanqilaidaozhinaogongxuebuzuyinqidehunjue。
ziyiweizheishiyigehelidejieshizhihoutajiupaipai**huijiale。
keshidiertiantajiufaxianleyigekepadeshiqing。
neijiushitabiandeshishuiqilai。
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