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linfengmanliantonghong,lianmangyongshouwuzhe。
“dashijie,zheiyangbutaihaoba,neigebahenzaojiudanle。”
“aiya,hainanweiqingni,chouxiaozi,wopianyaokan。”
jiangchengyuebuyiburaode,feichangbadao。
haozaihewanrongbatalanzhule。
“dashijie,nizheishixiangzhanshididebianyiba,nongdezheiyangmingxian,qitashijiemenzhidaole,huizenmexiang?”
“woguantamenzenmexiang,nishangcigenlinfengshidineimeqinre,haifatupian,nijiuhaoyisile?”jiangchengyuehengleyisheng,zhouzhemeitou。
“renjiashidiyuanyi,nengyoushenmebanfa,neiwan,womenhaizaiyigefangjianlishuijueni。”hewanrongyouxiedeyi。
“nishuoshenme,nimenliangganshenmele?”jiangchengyueqihuhude。
“gaizuodeshidouzuoleya,duibuduixiaoshidi?”hewanrongchaolinfengpaomeiyan。
linfenganjiaojiuming,ganjindixiatou,zuoxialai。
“chifan,caikuailiangle,liangweishijie,kuailaiba。”
“hao,niduochidian。duobuyibu,nixianzaisuiranzhangdale,danshihaiyoudianshouruo,nanrenjiuyinggaiqiangzhuangyixie,niqiaoqiaowoshoudixianeixiebing,douneimexiongzhuang。”
jiangchengyuebutingdechaolinfengwanlijiarou。
“qie,wojiujuedeshidizheiyangtingshuaide,laigenshijiehejiu,zheishipaodejiu,wokeshituorencongwaidinonglaideyeshizhuangyangdeya。”hewanrongbuganluohou。
linfenghaoburongyibaliangweishijieyingfuhaole,yidunfanchideyouxingfuyouxinku,ziranyeshichengdeduzizhangtong。
“shidiya,kannimantoudahande,dashijiebangnixizaoba。”jiangchengyuejilinfengcalecahan。
“shuoshenmeni,wojiakeshiyouwenquande,sanshijiedainiqu。”hewanrongxiaoyingyingdefachuyaoqing。
linfengjianzhiwuyule,zhihaoshuodao:“bule,liangweimeilideshijie,woyoudianleile,xianquxiuxile。”
hewanronglazheta,shuodao:“jishenmeya,shidiya,nijinhouyoushenmedasuanya,jintiandashijiezaizheili,burushuoqingchu。”
linfengganxiaoyisheng,shuodao:“wohaimeixianghaoni。”
hewanronglianmangshuodao:“neijiubiexiangle,niyihouyebuyaogongzuo,sanshijieyangzheni。”
jiangchengyuelengzhelian,meihaoqideshuodao:“neizenmexing,takeshigenanzihanle,yaoxuehuiduli,wojuedetahaishigenwoyikuaililianlilianbijiaohao。”
“xiexieshijiemenguanxin,yaobu,mingtianzaishuoba,nimenzaodianxiuxi,wanan。”
linfenggangyaozou,hewanrongbaozhetadegebo。
“shidi,yiqianmeicishuowanandeshihou,haijidegaizenmezuoma?”
jianlinfenghennamen,hewanrongcoujinleta,zhijieqinletayixia。
林风瞬间面红耳赤。
meixiangdao,jiangchengyueyeguolaishuodao:“dashijieyeyao。”
budenglinfengfanyingguolai,jiangchengyuehenbaqidelouzhetadebozi,henhendeqinleyikou。
“wananxiaoshidi,haohaoshuijuejueo。”
linfengdelianyixiahongdaobozigenle。
denghuidaofangjianli,xinhaizaipengpengzhitiao。
zheihuier,shifufashipinguolaile。
“xiaotuzaizi,paonaerpaoniuqule?”
“laotouzibiexiashuo,wozaisanshijiezheili,zhunbeishuile。”linfengkuxiaobude。
“pianlaozini,nilianshangdehongchunyinshizahuishi,nigechouxiaozihaitingfengliude,zheimekuaijiubaweihunqigaodingle?”
xiangqishijiemendereqing,linfengxinchaopengpai。
“laotouzi,wofaxianshijiemenhaoxianggenyiqianbutongle,haiyou,weihunqideshi,haoxiangbukaopua,nishibushiguyikengwoni?”
“wokengnigetoua,nizhenyiweilaozifangnixiashanqu,shixiaoyaokuaihuodema,laozishiyouhenzhongyaodeshiqingyaoniquzuode,zheiguanxidaonideweilaihenideguoqu。”
“shenmeshiqing?ninengbunengyicixingshuowan?”linfenghennamen。
“zainibaolia,nimeikanma,neiliyougedizhi,nimingtianquneigedifang,laoziyijingjinianpaihaole,jizhule,zheigeshiguanhunideyibeizi,bukedayi。”
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