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henxihuanwodeshoujichengjingle，haiguanwotanlianaizheibuxiaoshuo， linzhezhouyushiliyanjipai，qingjiehenxiyinren，huanhuanxiangkou，xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanshendushuimianzhanbilianghao。jianyichenqiyibeiwenshui。】wojuranzhendeguaiguaiqudaoleshui。yulinzhedediyici“jigetuijianshi”yuehui，didiandingzaishijiaodetubuluxian。……

精彩章节

wanshangshiyidian，wozhengtanzaishafashangshuaduanshipin，shoujituranzidongdanchuyitiaotongzhi，

haibushilaizirenhewoanzhuangdeapp，ershiyigechunwenbentishikuang，

zitilengjingdexiangxitongjinggao：【jianyi：lijitingzhiguankan。gaibozhuneirongkongdong，

zhangqisherujiangladinindeshenmeiyuzhi。】wohedechadianbashoujirengchuqu。roulerouyanjing，quedingbushihuanjue。

wodeshouji，yitaiyonglesanniandeguochanji，cikezhengyongyizhongjinhubanzhurendeyuqijiaoyuwo？

“jianguile……”wodunangzhe，shouzhihuadiaotishi，jixuwodekuaileshuaping。raner，shipingangbofangsanmiao，

shoujipingmumengdiyian，bushimeidian，ershixiangbeiqiangxingqiaduanlexinhao，zhijieheipingle。liangmiaohou，

pingmuzhongxinliangqi，huidaolezhujiemian。wolengzhule，yizhongmaogusongrandeganjueshunzhejizhuipashanglai。

jiexialaidejitian，wodeshoujichedichengle“guanjiapo”。dangwoaoyezhuijudaolingchenyidian，pingmuhuizhunshibianan，

danchu：【rentiganzangpaidushijianyidao，qinglijirushui。】ranhouqiangzhikaiqiwuraomoshi。

dangwoshitudiankaiwaimairuanjiandianyifenshenyeshaokao，zhifujiemianhuikazhu，bingxianshi：【gaoyougaoyan，

buliyujiankang。bingxiangliyouniunaihequanmaimianbao。】——tashenzhiruqinlewodezhinengbingxiangkucunguanli？

zuilipudeshi，dangwogenaimeiduixiangchenyuzaiweixinshangliaodehuore，shoujituranheiping，

ranhouzidongshengchengbingfasongleyitiaoxiaoxi：【baoqian，youdianshi，xiacizailiao。】zhijietiwojieshuleduihua！

woqidechadianxingeng，duizheshoujidihou：“nipingshenmetiwozuojueding？！”pingmuyouyouliangqi，

yixingzihuanhuanfuxian：【genjuliaotianjiluyuyifenxi，duifangyitumohu，cunzaiyangyuxianyi。jianyibaochijuli，

jishizhisun。】wo：“……”talian“yangyu”doudong？！wojuedinggenwodeshoujitanpai。

wobatafangzaizhuoshang，yansudishuo：“wozhidaonibuxunchang。chulailiaoliao，nidaodishigeshenmedongxi？

”pingmuliangle，xiangjiappzidongkaiqi，qianzhishexiangtouduizhewo。pingmushang，wodelianpangbian，

huanhuanfuxianchuyigeyouxiangsudianzuchengde、jianbihuafenggedebiaoqing：＜(￣﹌￣)＞，

daizhedianbuxieheaojiao。ranhou，yigebinglengde、lvedaidianzihechenggandeshengyin，

zhijiecongyangshengqilichuanchulai：“woshinideshouji，yeshinizheihunluanshenghuodeweiyiqingxingzhe。

nikeyijiaowo‘jige’。”womudengkoudai：“ni……nichengjingle？”“yongnimenrenleideshuyu，

keyizheimelijie。”jigedeshengyinhaowubolan，

“jianyuniguoqusannianduiwodeguodushiyongyijijibuzilvdeshenghuoxiguan，

wojuedingjieguannidejiankangguanliyushejiaoshaixuanquanxian。zheishiweilenidezhangqishengcunzhiliangkaolv。

”zaijigede“tongzhi”xia，wodeshenghuofashenglefantianfudidebianhua。tajiwozhidingyangedezuoxibiao，

daodianjiusuoping。tajiankongwodeyinshi，waimaidingdanchaoguoyidingjinehuoreliangjiuzhijielanjie。

tashenzhizaiwojiuzuoshi，rangshoujichixuzhendong，zhidaowoqilaihuodongwufenzhong。gengkepadeshishejiaoguanli。

tahuiduiwodelianxirenjinxing“fengxianpinggu”，jichenyutieshangle“xuguancha”debiaoqian，

pinfanxianzhiwohetadeliaotianshizhangheneirong。xiangfan，

taqueguliwoduogenyigeyinweireaipashanerbeitabiaojiwei“jiankangshenghuofangshi”dedaxuetongxueliaotian，

shenzhizizuozhuzhangbangwoyuelezhoumoqutubu！wofankangguo，shuaiguoshouji，

dantahaofawushang（jige：“woyikaiqifangshuaimoshi。”），faneryonggengzhangdesuopingshijianchengfawo。

zhuanzhefashengzaiyigezhoumodeyuye。wohejigepengyoujuhui，heledianjiu。sanchangshi，

yigepingshiganjuehaibucuodetongshizhudongtichukaichesongwohuijia，yanshenyouxiebuduijing。wojiujingshangtou，

mimihuhujiuyaodaying。jiuzaizheishi，wokoudailideshoujituranfachucierdejingbaosheng，

shengyindadaozhengtiaojiedounengtingjian，pingmufengkuangshanshuozhehongguang：“jinggao！jiancedaojiashiyuantineijiujingnongduchaobiao！

weixian！qinglijijujue！”neigetongshidelianseshunjianbiandenankanzhiji。zhouweidengchederendoukanleguolai。

woyixiaziqingxingle，gangadibaishoujujue：“bu，buyongle，wojiaodaijia。”huidaojia，woxinyouyuji。

diyici，womeiyoubaoyuanjigededuoguanxianshi，faneryoudianganji。wobatafangzaichuangtou，qingshengshuo：“xiele，

jige。”pingmuliangqi，xianshichuyige(´･ω･`)deguaiqiaobiaoqing，ranhouanlexiaqu。

wohechenyudeguanxi，zaijigede“zunao”xiaruojiruoli。zhidaoneitian，chenyuyuewojianmian，

shuoyougezhongyaoxiangmuxianglaworuhuo，xuyaoyibibuxiaodetouzi。woyouxiexindong，

danjigefengkuangdanchujinggao：【xiangmufengxianpinggujigao！zijinliuxiangkeyi！yisishazhupan！】zheici，

womeiyouxiangyiqianneiyangjuedetafan。wolengjingxialai，zixichakanlejigesoujizhenglideziliaohefenxi，

faxianqueshiloudongbaichu。wojujuelechenyu。houlaishishizhengming，neiqueshishigepianju，haojigepengyouzhonglezhao。

jinglicishi，woduijigechedigaiguan。yitianwanshang，

jigeturanzhudongkaikou：“jiancedaonidezilvxingyixianzhutisheng，fengxianshibienenglizengqiang。

diyijieduanjianhurenwuwancheng。”wolengleyixia：“shenmeyisi？”“yisishi，

”jigededianziyinsihudaishangleyisibuyichajuede……xinwei？“wojiangjiechudabufenqiangzhixianzhi，

zhuanweifuzhumoshi。nikeyizhongxinzhangkongnideshouji，yijinideshenghuole。”pingmushangchuxianyigejindutiao，

cong100%manmanjiangdaole10%。neixiefanrendeqiangzhisuoping、lanjietishiguoranxiaoshile。

“ni……yaozoule？”wohuranyoudianbushe。“bu。wozhishishengjile。cong‘jianhuzhe’，

shengjiweinide‘huoban’。”jigeshuo，“shunbianshuoyiju，nitongxunlulineigejiao‘linzhe’de，

zhaopianfenxixianshixiaorongzhencheng，pengyouquanneirongxianshixingquxiangtou，qiegangzaizhuanyeqikanfabiaolunwen。

jianyikezengjiahudongpinlv。”wokuxiaobudedikanzhepingmushangxinchuxiande(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧biaoqing。

de，zheiguanjiaposhidasuangaixingdanghongniangle？wonaqizhonghuo“ziyou”queyousihugengjiatiexindeshouji，

tanlekouqi，zuijiaoquerenbuzhuweiweishangyang。“haoba，jige……yihou，qingduozhijiaole。

”rizizaijigede“fuzhu”xia，huaxiangyizhonglingwomoshengdepingjing。zaochenqidian，buzaishicierdenaoling，

ershishuhuandeqingyinle，bansuizhepingmushangyixingwenxintishi：【zuoyeshuimianzhiliang89fen，

shendushuimianzhanbilianghao。jianyichenqiyibeiwenshui。】wojuranzhendeguaiguaiqudaoleshui。

yulinzhedediyici“jigetuijianshi”yuehui，didiandingzaishijiaodetubuluxian。chumenqian，

jigedanchuang：【jiancedaoziwaixianzhishujiaoqiang，yiyuyuegongxiangdanche，luxianguihuabikaiyongdu，

yujixiaohaokaluli350daka。zhezhuangjianyi：touqisuganmianliao。

】woditoukanlekanzijichadianchuanshangdeniuziku，momohuanleyifu。tubuguochengbixiangxiangzhongyukuai。

linzheshigewenhejiantanderen，zhishiyuanboquebumainong，jigezheiciyanguangsihubucuo。

zhishizhongtuwoshoujizongzaibuheshiyidizhendong。chenlinzhequmaishuidejianxi，wotaochushouji，

pingmuliangzhe：【shishixinlvjiance：118ci/fen。

fenxijielun：yinyundongqiangdushidutishengjiyixinghudongchanshengyuyuegan。jianyi：baochiziran，wuxujinzhang。

】wo：“……”talianzheigedouguan？！erzhoumo，wotanzaishafashang，shouzhixiayishihuaxiangwaimairuanjiantubiao。

tubiaogangliangqi，pingmushunjiantiaozhuandaoyigejianshenshipinjiemian，beijingyinlejiang，

yigechongmanhuolidexunikatongxiaoren（fenggejixiangjigeneigexiangsubiaoqing）kaishibengtiao，

toudingmaochuyixingzi：【jinrishineiyundongjihua：ranzhicao15fenzhong。

wanchengjiangli：jiesuowancanziyouxuanzequan（gaoyougaoyanleixianetixing）。】wokuxiaobude，

duizheshoujishuo：“jige，nishiwodeshouji，bushiwodesirenjianshenjiaolianjiayingyangshijiayuelao！

”yangshengqilichuanlaipingjingdedianziyin：“zonghepinggu，

nindeshentijiankangyuqingganwendingshiquebaowonengzhangqi、gaoxiaoyunxingdejichuhuanjing。ciweiyouxianjirenwu。”de，

tabazheidangchengxitongweihule。sanwohelinzhedeguanxibuwenbuhuodituijinzhe。tahenhao，

lixing、titie、youfencun。danzongjuedequeledianshenme，

xiangshianzhaoyifenyouxiude“renshenghehuoren”shuomingshuzuzhuangqilaide，jingzhun，queshaolejifenjidong。

yicikandianying，hunandeyingyuanli，tadeshouqingqingpenglepengwodeshoubei。wodexintiaolouleyipai，bushixindong，

gengxiangshiyizhongxiayishidejinzhang。koudailideshoujijiqiqingweidizhendongleyixia，pingmumeiyouliang，

danwoganjuedaole。sanchanghou，linzhesongwohuijia。louxia，tawenhedigaobie，meiyougengjinyibudedongzuo。

wosonglekouqi，zhuanshenshanglou。huidaojia，worenbuzhuduishoujishuo：“jige，nijuedelinzhezenmeyang？

”pingmuliangqi，meiyoubiaoqing，zhiyoulengjingdewenzifenxi：【linzhe，nan，28sui，zhiyewending，

wubuliangshihao，qingxuguanlinenglishangjia，xiaofeiguanlixing，jiatingguanxijiandanhemu。zonghepipeidu：92%。

jianyi：zhangqiguancha，keshenrufazhan。】“pipeidu92%……”wonannandao，“keshi，xindongdeganjueni？

”jigechenmolejimiao，pingmushangdewenzishuaxin：【‘xindong’shuyufeilixingqingganbianliang，

shujumoxingnanyijingzhunlianghua。dangenjuzhangqizhuizong，wendingdebanlvguanxiyujiaogaodepipeiduchengzhengxiangguan。

feilixingchongdongtongchangbansuijiaogaofengxian。】wotanlekouqi。tashuodedoudui，wubizhengque。kexinlimougejiaoluo，

quekongluoluode。sigongsijuhui，woheduolejibei。tongshiqihongrangyigeduiwoyouhaogandenantongshisongwohuijia。

tachanzhewo，shoubeiyouyiwuyidihuandeyouxiejin。wanfengchuizailianshang，woyunhuhude，bingmeiyouqiangliekangju。

turan，wokoudailideshoujikaishichixuzhendong，bushilaidian，shiyizhongteshude、pinlvjigaodejingbaoshizhendong，

zhendewodatuifama。tongshi，

yaerjili（woshenzhibujideshenmeshihoulianshangde）chuanlaijigeyadilede、yichangyansudedianziyin：“jinggao！

jiancedaohuanjinganquanxishuxiajiang，husongzhezhitiyuyancunzaiyuejieyitu。jianyi：lijihujiaowangyueche，

chepaihaoyifasongzhipingmu，yijiankehu。”woshunjianqingxingleyidaban。jiezhejiujing，

woyoudianpannidixiang：“pingshenmemeicidoutingnide？”woguyimeiqutaoshouji。xiayimiao，shouji**dazuo，

shiwomadedianhua！woganjinjieting，dianhuaneitouquechuanlaiwomayihuodeshengyin：“yatou？zenmele？

wogangshoujihaoxiangzijibohaole……”wo：“……ma，meishi，buxiaoxinpengdaode。”gualedianhua，

wochedixinglejiu。neigenantongshiyegangadisongkaileshou。woxunsuyongshoujijiaoleche，duzihuijia。cheshang，

wokanzheanjingdeshouji，xinqingfuza。tayouyiciyongtadefangshi“baohu”lewo，jinguanshouduanyoudian“gou”。

wudiertianjiuxing，woduizheshouji，zhenxinshiyidishuo：“xiele，jige。”pingmuliangqi，

xianshichuyige(´▽`ʃƪ)dehaixiubiaoqing，ranhoushiyixingzi：【fenneizhishi。

danguoliangjiujingduiganzangjishenjingxitongsunhaipingguweigaofengxian，jianyirihouyangekongliang。】woxiaolexiao，meifanbo。

diankaihelinzhedeliaotianjiemian，kanzhezuotiantafalaide、xunwenwoshifouanquandaojiadexiaoxi，wodalejigezi，

youshandiao。zuizhong，wofaguoqu：“linzhe，xiexieniyizhiyilaideguanxin。nishigehenhaoderen，

danwomenkeneng……gengshihezuopengyou。”fasongchenggong。woxinliyikuaishitouluoledi，youxieqingsong，

yeyouxiemomingdechangran。jigedepingmuanlexiaqu，meizuorenhepingjia。zheici，taxuanzelechenmo。wanshang，

wozhudongdiankaileyigeshouzangyijiudemeishijilupian，zhunbeikaolaoyixiaziji“shilian”dewei。

kandaoyourendekaoroushi，shoujipingmubianyuanqiaoqiaoliangqiyidaowenhedelvguang，xiangshiyizhongwushengderenke。

womeiyoudianwaimai，ershiqishenquchufang，jizijizhuleyiwanyongliaofengfudemiantiao。wozhidao，

jigede“fuzhu”haizaijixu，wodeshenghuoyehaizaijixu。zhishi，youxielu，zhongjiuyaozijiyibubuzou，

youxieganjue，xuyaozijiqumanmantihui。erwodeshouji，zheigechengjingdehuoban，huoxuhuiyizhizaiwoshenbian，

yongtaneizhongdutedefangshi，didigugu，guandongguanxi，peiwozouguozheiyiduanyouyiduanderensheng。chuangwaiyeseningjing，

shoujipingmuqiaorananxia，zhishengxiachongdianzhishideng，sanfazheyouyoude、lingrenanxindelanguang。

rizizaiyizhongqimiaodepinghengzhonghuanhuanliutang。linzhejieshoule“zuopengyou”dejueding，taidufanergengziranlexie，

ouerhuifenxiangyixieyouqudexingyedongtaihuolengzhishi，baochizheqiadaohaochudejuli，zheirangwogandaoqingsong。

jigesihuyerenkelezheizhongzhuangtai，buzaiduilinzhejinxing“fengxianpinggu”，zhishizaiwoaoyehuoyinshibuguilvshi，

yijiuhuizhunshidanchutaneibiaozhixingde、daizhexiangsubiaoqingdetixing。woyiweishenghuohuizheiyangpingjingdijixuxiaqu，

zhidaoneigezhoumodexiawu。wozhengzaijializhenglijiuwu，zhunbeiyiciduansheli。linzhefalaixiaoxi，

shuoyougebianchengwentikazhule，xiangqingjiaoyixiawozheige“qianmanong”（wocengduanzanzaiyijiakejigongsishixiguo）。

woshunshoubashoujifangzaichajishang，kailemianti，yibianfankanjiuxiangceyibianhetataolun。wentiyoudianjishou，

womentaolundebijiaotouru。turan，woshouzhiyihua，

xiangceliyizhangjinianqianhedaxuetongxue（qizhongyiweicengreliezhuiqiuguowo）deheyingdiaolechulai，

zhenghaoluozaishoujipangbian。wowanyaoqujian，jiuzaizheishi，

shoujiyangshengqilichuanchuyigejiqiqingwei、danqingxikebiandedianziyin：“ze。”shengyinhenqing，

daizheyizhong……nanyixingrongdexianqi？wojianzhaopiandedongzuoshunjianjiangzhu，toupiyizhenfama。

dianhuaneitoudelinzheyetingdunleyixia，yihuodiwen：“ng？shenqingci，nineibianshenmeshengyin？

haoxiang……youdianliuzayin？”“a？mei、meiyoua！”woganjinzhiqishen，xinzangpengpengzhitiao，

yibazhuaguoshouji，huangluanzhongxiangandiaomianti，quechadianbashoujishuaichuqu，“kenengshixinhaobuhao！

neigewentiwowandianzaibangnikan！”wojihushishoumangjiaoluandiguaduanledianhua，ranhousisidingzheshoujipingmu，

yadishengyin，youjingyounu：“jige！niganshenme？！”pingmumanyouyoudiliangqi，

xianshichuneigeshuxidexiangsuaojiaolian：＜(￣﹌￣)＞，

xiamiangenzheyixingxiaozi：【fenxi：gaiheyingrenwua，lishizhuiqiuxingweijiluxianshiqidongjibuchun，

qiexianrenqingganzhuangtaifuza。jianyibaochijuli，yimianjuanrububiyaodemafan。

】wojianzhiyaoqixiaole：“neidoushiduoshaonianqiandelaohuanglile！renjiaxianzaishuobudinghaizidouhuidajiangyoule！

erqieni……nijuranchusheng？！haibeilinzhetingdaole！”【jiancedaowaibuhuanjingcunzaiqianzaifengxianyinzi，

xitongzidongchufaqingduyujing。】jigedeyuqihaowubolan，