xuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo《woduosheledizun》shiyibenquanmianwanjiedexiaoshuo，zhurengongxiaochenyueqiushuidegushiduqilaichaoshuang，xihuancileizuopindeguangdaduzhepengyou，qianwanbuyaocuoguodashen“aanchen”dailaidexijingneirong：benlaiqunchenyiweizheijianshiqinghuijiucibale，shuangfangjianhaojiushou，danxiaochenyijubuguo，yourangsuoyourendexintidaolesangziyaner。……
第4章君臣大比
zixingwangguohuangshiluantaole，bixiazaoxi，wenwubaiguanlianyelaichao，yigegejinjiemanmiannuyi！
“bixia，yilaochenzhijian，jiugaijiangzheizeifudarutianlao，rentawangyuemenzenqiang，wozixingwangguozuoyongbaiwandajun，tamenyeqiebuganlaifan！”
yigezhangxianghanhoudewenguanjinqianliangbu，miandainuyi，qingshidao。
longyishang，cishidexiaochenyijingzaitaiyidebangzhuxiabaozhahaoleshangkou，taganggangteyinanielefencun，zheishangsuirankanqilaitinghurende，danshijishangbingbuhuishangjiyaohai，zuiduoyewufeijiushiliudianxuebale。
“不可。”
zuijiaodouleliangxia，xiaochenlianmangzhizhi。
jinwandeshi，benjiushitakengleyueqiushui，xianzaixinlihaiguoyibuquni，ruoshizaibarenjiajidarutianlao，neitakezhenjiushishiebushele！
yishourouzheejiao，xiaochenlvezuosikao，zheicaiweiyandeduidianneizhuduochenzidao：“zhuweiaiqingguanqiezhendelongti，zhenxinshenan，dancishiguanxizhongda，zhenhaixucongzhangjiyi，tuichaoba。”
“退朝！”
shuoba，zailongyizuoce，taijianyishenggaohu，raoshiqunchenzaiyoushenmexiangshuode，cikequeyebuganduoyu。
......
sanrirenran，zheisanrilixiaochenjihumeilikaiguozijidezhengyangdian，qianxinjianghuanyudalushangdejiuzhoutongshidengyiqiejizaifanyueleyibian。
zheiqijian，daoyecengyoujigedachenxiangyaobaifang，buguoquequandoubeixiaochenyibiguanyangshangdejiekoujitangsaiguoqule。
“huangshang，huweijiangjundianwaiqiujian！”
tiansecaigangmengliang，dianwaishinvdeshengyinjiuchuanlejinlai，tongshi，xiaochenyeyinyuetingdaoleneishadagezouludeshengyin，shifenchenwen。
“又来了？”
panxizuozailongtashang，xiaochenweiweizhoumei。
zheisanrilai，huweiyijingbuzhiyiciguolaile，qianxierizidaohaiyoujiekoutangsai，kexianrujin，yijingdaole‘junchendabi’deshihou，ruoshizaibujianduifangdehua，nanmianhuiyinqihuaiyi。
xiangdaozheili，xiaochenqingleqingsangzi，chenshengdao：“jin。”
轰、轰隆！
zhengyangdianzheiyikefangfodouzaigenzhezhandou，suizhehuweituimenjinru，zhenggedianneiyangguangdoubeizhedangdaban。
“陛下！”
jiandaoxiaochenhou，huweishuangtuiyiruan，shenxingailebanjie，zhijieguidaozaidi，baoquanmenshengkaikoudao：“qunchenyizaizangbingguneibeihao，jinghoubixiaqianqu，ganwenbixia，heshiqicheng？”
“......”
我尼玛！
果然又是这件事！
xiaochenxintouwuyu，bujinfanlegebaiyan，yankanzhewufajixutuotaxiaqu，zhihaoguzuochensilejimiaozhong，zheicaishuodao：“beijia，zhenyexiangquqiaoqiaowozixingwangguodezhuweijianglingxianzaixiuxingjihe。”
“是！”
wenyan，huweimianseyixi，lianmangqishenxiangwaizouqu。
buduoshi，longnianbeihao，xiaochenyoubarentaizhelongnian，xianghuanggongwaizouqu。
budebushuo，huweitiaoxuandedifangshifenbucuo，zangbinggujulihuangchengyebingbusuantaiyuan，danqineiqueyouzhezhuduodidengjideyaoshoucunzai，dengdaoxiaochenyixingrengandaodeshihou，junchendabideshilianchangdizaoyiqingliganjing。
yigewenchenzaicikeshangqian，xinglihouxunwenxiaochenshifoukaishi。
“开始吧。”
zuozaigaotaizhishang，xiaochendichuizheyanlian，suikoushuodao。
zheisuoweide‘junchendabi’，ziranbuhuirangtatangtangyijiehuangdiquyusuoyoudachenduikangxiuwei，ershiyaodengqunchenzhongjueshengchuyigexiuweizuigaodejiaose，zaiyuxiaochenbishi。
guci，zaicizhiqian，xiaochenhaiyouyizhenzikanxidegongfu。
buguoraoshiruci，cishixiaochendeyikexinhaishixuanzailesangziyan。
suishuotayoushangzaishendeshiqingrujinyijingchuanbianlezhenggehuangcheng，danbijingcishizijishenshangdexiuweishizaitaidi，ruoshibeirenkanchuandehua，nanmianhuizhaolaijidademafan。
......
cicicansaidedachengongyoushibarenzhiduo，quandoushizixingwangguoneidexiuxinggaoshou，qizhonggengshiyouzhurubingmayuanshuai、dianqiantongshuaizhibeicunzai！
erzheixierilai，xiaochenyedazhilejieqingchulehuanyudalushangdexiuxingdengji，zonggongfenweijiugejingjie！
houtian、xiantian、wuzhe、wushi、wuwang、wuhuang、wuzong、wuzun，wushen！
erzheiqizhong，meiyigedajingjieneiyoufenchengsangexiaojingjie：chuqi、zhongqihehouqi！
qizhong，napashixianggeyigexiaojingjie，xiuweiyehuixiangchajuda，putongxiushinanyiyuyuegouhe！
xiangshishangyishidexiaochen，yuneixianrujinbeiqiujinzaihuangchengneideyueqiushui，jiutongshuyuwuhuangjingjie，erzhejunyouyishantianhaizhineng，jidukepa！
ercishi，zaichangneibishidexiushi，pubiandoushiwuzhejingjie，dongzhejiuyoubachuiyangliuzhili，tineidelingqifanyonggengshinenggouwaifanghuaxing，yishijianrangxiaochenkandemubuxiajie。
“靠！”
dangqiaojianzijiabingmayuanshuaiyiquandasuileshuitongcudeshizhuzihou，xiaochenbujinzaixintouanmaleyisheng。
ruoshifangzaicengjing，mianduiwuzhejingdexiushi，shenweiwuhuangdexiaochenwanquankeyirumiaoshalouyiyiyangjiandanyingfu。
kexianzai，tacaigangganghoutianjingjie！
wanquanjiubushizheixiejiahuodeduishou。
“bixia，shiliuzitao，liujiangjunshengle。”
jiuzaizheishi，shencedenupuqueshituranfuerqiaoshengtixingdao。
“恩？”
xintouyileng，zhuanerzaikanxiaqu，shilianchangnei，cikejingzhishengxialeyigeshenchuanjinjia，tixingxiaoshoudenanren。
nanrenkanqilaiyueyousishisuishangxiadenianji，lianshangyouliangdaoguanchuandedaoba，qiaqiaobikaileyanjing，cishizhengzaiduizhekantaishangdexiaochen，yaoyaogongshou。
这家伙赢了？
meitouqingcu，xiaochenyezhidaozheicibishideguize，jiranchenzizhongjuechulejiaojiaozhe，neijiexialaiyejiugaitazheigejunwangshangchang，chushouzhenshequnchen，laiyigexiamawei。
yezhiyouzheiyang，cainenggourangzixingwangguodezhuduodachenzhefu！
可......
肖尘心头一苦。
cishidezijiwanquanbushizheijiahuodeduishou！gaizenmeban？
“陛下？”
“bixiagaininshangchangle。”
“bixiazheishizenmele？”
......
shenpang，jiweiwenguanyilianmeixiao，quandouzaitixingxiaochen，gaitashangchangchushoule。
“恩。”
shenshendexileyikouqi，xiaochenxiangzhuangzhending，：“zhenshangshiweiyu，jinzaodebishijiuzheimesuanleba，youliuzitaojiangjunduodeshouming，huiquhouzhenzhongzhongyoushang。”
shuoba，xiaochenzhijieqishen，zhunbeilikaizheigeshifeizhidi。
“这......”
yishijian，suoyourendoushayanle。
napashifuzecicidabidehuweijiangjun，yeshitongkongdengdeliuyuan，manliancuoe。
naihe，xiaochenyagenjiubukanzheixieren，xianrujindetazhixiangkuaidianshoujilonghun，bazijideshuxingtiaojijiashangqu，huifudaotacengjingdianfengdezhuangtai，yezhiyouneiyang，caibuyongdanxinbeirenshiposhenfen！
“陛下！”
keshi，jiuzaitacaigangyaoqijialikaideshihou，buyuanchudeyigelaochenqueshituranshangqianyibu，lanzailelongnianqiantou。
“嘶，是秦相爷！”
dangkandaozheirenchuxianhou，zhongrenjinjiedaoxileyikoulengqi。
xiaochenyeshitongkongyining，xintouweiweidagu。
yanqianzheiren，yueyouqixunchutoudenianji，danyishenjinguquegewaiyinglang，xufahuabai，shenzhezisexiumangpao，yizhanglaolianshangmanshizhezhou，cikezhengbuhuaihaoyidekanzhelongnianshangdexiaochen。
秦宰相，秦耀！
rujinzixingwangguodeyichaozaixiang，tongshiyeshisanchaoyuanlao，zuiweikepadehaishi，zheilaodongxidexiuweizaozaixianhuangzaiweideshihou，jiuyijingdadaolewushijingjie！
xianzai，jishinianguoqu，kongpa......
xiangdaozheili，xiaochendexinjiandunshiyizhan，danbiaomianshangqueyijiuzhuangzuobujiedeyangzi，cumeikanxiangqinyao，lenghewendao：“zaixiangzheishiheyi？lanxiazhendequlu，nikezhigaidanghezui？！”
‘嚯。’
shashijian，zhouzaoyipianyaransheng。
danfanguanqinyao，queshiduiyuxiaochendezhiwensihaomeiyoufangzaixinshang，tabenshizixingwangguodelaochen，zaijiashangxiuweigaoshenmoce，renherenyenaitabuhe！
“hehe，bixiabubiweilaochendaizheizhongmaozile，jinzaoqianlai，laochenzhishiyouyishibujie。”
shuoba，zhijianzheilaodongxiqingpaishouzhang，xiayimiao，congrenqunhoufang，yueqiushuihuanbuzoulechulai，muguangzhuozhuodekanzhezheibiandexiaochen。
jiantachulaihou，qinyaolaoyanzhongshanguoyimodeyi，lengxiaochusheng：“shuchendoudan，sanriqianyijingjiangwangyuemenzhuqinzijielechulai，bingqieyelejiedaoledangwanninerrenzhijiandeshi......”
shuodaozheili，taguyitingdunlebanmiao，zhuanerduanhe：“bixiakoukoushengshengshuoshiwangyuemenzhutouxiyunin，keshijishangqueshininqinshouyongzhutaidashangziji，zheishihegu？gaibuhuijiushiweiletaotuocicidejunchendabi？！”
“陛下！”
yanjiaoweiweishousuo，qinyaozuijiaogouqiyisiningxiao，maibushangqian，jixubiwen：“yinindexiuweibenbugairuci，nei......xianzailaochenzhinengdoudanhuaiyi，nindexiuweini？！”
“嘶！”
yifanhuashuowanzhihou，zaichangzhongrenjinjiedaoxileyikoulengqi，kanxianglongnianshangxiaochendeshihou，muguangzhongyechongmanlehuaiyi。
zheiyike，xiaochendelianseyeshibiandeyichangbinglengqilai。
taqiansuanwansuan，quebazheilaodongxijisuanloule！
anzhaoneixielingsandejiyisuipianlaikan，zheiqinyaoshijishangyizhidouyoudubazixingdeyisi，naiheyizhiyilaizixingwangguodehuangdixiuweidougaoshenmoce，gucitacaimeiyoujihui。
kexianzai，zheigejihuilaile！
xintoudaoxileyikoulengqi，xiaochenzhinengjixuzhuangzuodanrandeyangzi，yishuailongpaoyixiu，lengxiaochusheng。
“qinzaixiang，zhenbudebupeifunidehuanxiang，dankexi，nisuoshuodequandoushiwujizhitan，zhenxiuweiyouzai，zhishixianzaiyouxiefalei......”
“呵呵！”
meixiangdao，haibudengtadehuashuowan，zheibianqinyaoqueturanbaishoudaduan，tongshipaizhexiongfu，huanshizhouzaozhongren，yinxianxiaodao。
“zhuweiyinggaidouzhidao，zanmenzixinghuangnaishizizhiguoren，xiaoxiaonianjijiuyidadaowuhuangjingjie，laochenbuganyuzhixiangbi，danjinridoudan，xiangyubixiaqingjiao，ruoshibeibixiayizhangdasi，laochenyexinganqingyuan！”
ciyanyichu，zhouzaodunshianjing！
jiulianxiaochenzheibian，mianseyeshimengdiyinchenxialai！
坏了！
躲不过去了！
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