doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《wudishashenyi》youzuojiamulinsenlichuangzuo,zhujiaoshizhangfuguixuqiaohui，womenweinintigongwudishashenyishoufazuixinzhangjiejizhangjieliebiao。jiangshudeshi“ba，ma，nimenfangxinba，wodouzheimedale，yihouyoushierwokendinghuishuode，zheicaiduodadeshierma？erlaojiuweidexiaolexiao。wanfanzhihou，zhangfu……
zhangfuguihexuqiaohuiyijingyuehao，diertianjixuyiqiqumaitaozi！
ciriyizao，zhangfuguizhunbeiquzhaoxuqiaohui，haimeidengzouchuduoyuan，bantujiujianxiaobaigoupaoleguolai，duizhezhangfuguidajiao。
“你叫啥？”
shuoba，xiaogouxiangzhexuqiaohuidewulipaoqu。
zhangfuguihanlehaoxieshengmeirenhuiying，erwulitouchuyigudemeiqiweier，juechadaoqingkuangbudui，zhangfuguilianmangchuaimenerru。
yijinmen，biankandaoxuqiaohuitangzaichuangshangyidongbudong，lianseshabai。
zhanglaibujiduoxiang，xiankaibeizi，zhunbeibaxuqiaohuibaochuqu，danmeixiangdaobeizixiankaideshunjian，yanqianyipianyinifengguang，xuqiaohuijingranyouguoshuidexiguan！
meibanfa，zhangfuguizhinenglianrendaibeiziyibingbaozhexuqiaohuibianchonglechuqu，jiangqifangzaicaodishang，qingqingpaidatadelianjia，hanlebanshangyemeiyoufanying。
“wodetian，zheimeiqixielouyebusuanduo，zheizenmejiumeiqizhongduleni？”
zhangfuguijinlewu，faxianmeiqinongduqishibingbushihennonglie。
zhangfuguinamendazhexuqiaohuidemaibo，caifaxiantashenzijixu，suoyixiruleshaoliangmeiqizhijieyundaole，cikehuxiyebiandefeichangweiruo。
youyupianke，zhangfuguishenshouenzaitadexiongkou，manmanchangshienya，keyijiumeiyousuxingdezhengzhao。
“haibuxing！saozi，duibuzhule！”
zhangfuguishentoumanmanduizhulexuqiaohuidezuiba，shenxiyikoujiangdurutadetinei，jicixialai，xuqiaohuizhongyutuchuleyidakouqi，huanguolaile。
“fugui……wozheishizenmele？”
“saozi，nimeiqizhongdule，buguohaihao，wolaidejishi，meixianzaimeishierle。”
“yuanlaishizheiyang，woshuowozuowansuiranyishiqingxing，danquezenmeyezhengbukaiyan，dongbule，wohaiyiweiwoyaosileni……”
shuozhe，takandaomianqiandezhangfuguiyibabianbaoleshangqu，suihoufaxianzijihaimeichuanyifu，dunshihaixiudesuojinlebeizixiamian。
“saozi，biedanxin，xianzaibushiyiqiedouhaoleme！”
suihouzhangfuguiqishen，pingzhuhuxizoujinchufangjiangmeiqiguanshang，dakaichuanghu，sanlexujiucaibaozhezhexuqiaohuizouhuiwuli。
“zenmeyang？haiyounalibushufudema？”
zhangfuguidaoleyibeishuidishangqu。
xuqiaohuiyaoyaotou：“wozuowanzuofanjideguanmeiqilea，zenmemeiqijiudakaileni？”
zhangfuguimeitouweicu，yinyueganjuezheishiermeiyouzheimejiandan。
“haole，saozi，youwozainibiedanxin！niyoushashierdehuajiulaiwojiazhaowo。”
“好！”
zhangfuguishuoba，kanzheduozaichuangbiandexiaobaigou，tajianzheyanqiandegouzidaoshiyoujifenlingxing，bianyibajiangqibaozaihuaili。
“zheicisuanniligong，yihounijiugenzhewomenba，woxiangxiangnijiaoshenmemingzini，wojiaofuguinijiaofacaiba。”
“汪汪！”
xiaogoujiaolejisheng，haosiyingyun，danzhangfuguiqueturanfanyingguolai：“buduia，nishitiaogou，woshiren，wojiaofugui，nijiaofacai，zanmenzheibushitongbeilema，nitouchilaozidexiantao，haizhanwobianyi，buxingbuxing，nibunengjiaofugui！jiujiaoxiaobai！”
shuoba，zhangfuguibaxiaogoufangzaidishang，jiaoleyishengxiaobai，xiaogouquebuyulihui，zhishizuozaidishangyidongbudong。
“facai！”zhangfuguiyoujiaoleyisheng。
xiaogoushunjianyoulefanying，likexiangzhezhangfuguitiaoleguolai。
“cao……”zhangfuguiyilianheixian。
danyipangdexuqiaohui，yebeizheiyouqudechangjingdoudekaixinxiaoleqilai。
“fugui，zanmenjintianbushihaiyaoqumaitaozime？”
xuqiaohuihuranxiangqilaiwendao。
tazhidaozhangfuguizhaotayeshiweimaitaozideshiqing。
“ng！buguo，saozinixianzaishentibuhao，xuyaoxiuxi，jintianmaitaozideshiqing，haishiwoyigelaiba！”
“meishi，woxianzaijuedeyijinghaoduole，woxiangheniyiqiqumaitaozi！bijing，jintianyaonongdedongxiduo，nizongdeyougebangshouba。”xuqiaohuishuodao。
“可是……”
“buyaokeshi！fuguier，nixianquguoyuan，wosuihouhuangeyifujiuqu！”xuqiaohuijianchidao。
zhangfuguixianglexiang，jiranxuqiaohuiyaoqu，jiurangtayiqiquhaole，bijingjiusuantachuwenti，zijijiuzaishenbian，zijiyenengdiyishijianjiuzhi。
“hao，neiwojiuxianquguoyuanle！saoziyaoshibunenglai，jiubuyaomianqiang！”
suihou，zhangfuguilikai，xianxingzijilaidaoletaoyuan。
chenzheyiyehuifuguolaidelingqi，sixiawuren，tayouzhizaolejidiyingyangye，gongjileqitajigetaoshu。
erzhiqiandeneiketaoshu，buchutasuoliao，jinrizaidujiechulehouhoudexiantao，erqiehezuotianxiangbi，shushangdetaozibiandegengdagengjiaxianmei。
zhangfuguidazhisuanleyixia，zijiningjuyingyangyedesuduyejiushiyitianjidieryi，danzheijididegongxiaoquenengzaofuhaojiketaoshudeshengzhang，suirantayebuquedingdaodihuifazhandaoshenmechengdu，danxiangyaozhuandaqian，jiubixudehaohaoliyongqilai。
“富贵儿！”
zhangfuguiganggangjijikeshushusongwanwanlingye，xuqiaohuijiuchuxianzaitaoyuanwaibian。
jintiantateyichuanzheyishendanqingsedesuihuaqunzi，jiangtoufagaogaozhaqi，kanzhegenbenjiubuxiangshijiaguorendemoyang，xiandetebienianqing。
“saozi，nijintianhaopiaolianga！”
zhangfuguituokouerchu，xuqiaohuidunshixiafeishuangjia，lianshangxiseyanshibuzhu。
“biehushuo，beirentinglekeyaoxiaohuawole……”
buzhizenmede，xuqiaohuidejiaoxiumoyang，fanerweitazengtianlejifenzise，yishijianzhangfuguikanzheyeruleshen。
“富贵儿？”
zhangfuguihuiguoshen：“a？zenmele？”
“nikanshani？zheimerushen？”
“hehe，zheibunengguaiwo，haishisaozitaimei！”
“汪汪！”
yipangdefacaiyejiaolejisheng。
“nikan，liangoudoukanchulaile！”
“aiya，buxuzaihushuole，zanmenkuaizhaitaoziba！”
“好！”
zuotianzhuanleyidabi，jintianzhangfuguigengjiamaili，yigexiaoshixialai，zuzubizuotianduoleyiluokuang，erqiechengsejihao。
“wa，kanzhezhendehaohaoa，kanlaijinnianzanmenyaozouhaoyunle。”
zhangfuguisuishounaqiyizhizaiyifushangcalecadijixuqiaohui：“lai，jiejienichangchang。”
“buxing，zheiyigedewukuaiyijin，wushiyige，zanmenhaishifangzhemaiba！”
“buyong，zanyebuchazheiyige，zuotianfacaihaichileliangni！”
tingdaozhangfuguizheifanhua，xuqiaohuiyemeiyouzaijujue，tapengqitaozi，hongchunweiqi，qingqingyikouyaoxia，yigutaozhishashijianbengsheerchu，jianshelezailexuqiaohuidexiongqian，fensedetaozhiranghuamianbiandejijuchongjili。
“好吃吗？”
zhangfuguiwendao，tayemeichangguo，xuqiaohuidiandiantou，jiangyaoleyikoudetaozidileshangqu。
“fuguiniyechangchang，youyiguteshudexiangweier，shuobushanglai。”
zhangfuguierhuabushuo，shunzheganggangxuqiaohuiyaoguodeweizhiyaolexiaqu。
“诶，脏……”
“不脏！”
dunshixuqiaohuifanyingguolai，zhangfuguishunxitaozidedifang，shitaganggangchangguo，zheimeyilai，liangrenhaoxiangshizaijianjiejiewen，yixiangdaozheili，xuqiaohuidelianseyufaqiaohong，bujingyidedixialetou。
danzhangfuguiqueyuechiyuejuedeqiguai，bingbushitaozibuhaochi，ershizheitaoziqueshishidaizheyigudandandexiangwei，zheizhongxiangweihenrou，jitayizhonghenshufudeganjue。
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