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五岳至尊，泰岳。
shanmaishenchu，zheilizhongnianbeiyunwulongzhao，bubeishirensuozhixiao。
yichudaoguan，zhulizaizheimiwudezhengzhongxin。
daoguannei，yimingnianjishibasuizuoyoudeqingnian，shenpijianpodehuisedaopao，panzuozaizhenwubaoxiangmianqian。
shenhou，liangzhongjieranbutongdejiaobushengxiangqi，shideqingnianhuanhuanzhengyan。
qingnianzhuanshenwangqu，zhijianyimingsuyanmeinv，zhengyongneiqiushuibandemouziwangzheta。
qingguoqingchengdejueshirongyan，meiderangrenzhixi。
“师姐！”
lintianweiweiyixiao，muguangyeluozaileshijielingqiuyushenhoudenanren。
nanrenkanqilaiyueyouwushisuizuoyou，taiyangxuegaogaoguqi，buzhiweihe，yinglangdeshenququeshixuruobukan。
“tabeikunzailewuxingdiandaozhenlihaoduotian，shilaizhaonide。”lingqiuyuqingshengdao。
“linjiaderen？”lintiankanxiangnanren。
nanrenbaoquanshili，“xiangnantian，jianguolintianshaoye。”
“zheishitashenshangdexinjian，jinide。”lingqiuyujiangyimeixinfengdijilelintian。
lintianchaikaihou，kandaoxinjianshangdeneirong，weiweiyizheng。
“womingbaile，suanqishiri，jintianjiushiyeyedeqishidashouleba？”lintiannannanziyu，“xiangboshaodengyixia，wokenengyaoyushijieshangyiyixia，shifouxiashan。”
xiangnantiandiantou，tayouyuleyixia，dishengdao：“lintianshaoye，youchidema？”
tamanliankuse，guizhidao，tazaineizhenfali，beikunlezuzubangeyue。
napatashineilijingdegaoshou，yejingbuqizheibanxiaohao。
yaobushibeilingqiuyufaxian，tapashiyaosizaineizhenfalile。
“you，chumenyouzhuan！”lintianweiweiyixiao。
dengdaoxiangnantianzouhou，lintianzheicaikanxianglingqiuyu。
lingqiuyushensepingjing，huanhuandao：“wofuqinshuoguo，jiusuanshinixiuliantianshichuancheng，yezhinenghuodaoershiyisui，zhiyouninenggoutupodaotianshijing，cainengbuzuxiantian，yongyouzhengchangrenyiyangdeshouming。”
“liangnianqian，nibianzhibuyubanbutianshijing，chichibunengtupo，huoxu，nikeyixiashanzouyizao，xunzhaotupodejiyuan。”
“wofuqinfeishengyijingyouyinianle，lintian，liujinideshijianbuduole。”
“quba，tianshiguanzheiliyouwo，buhuiyoushenmewenti。”
lintianyouxiechiyi，“shijie，wozoule，tianshiguanjiuzhishengnizijile。”
“nibuzou，sannianzhihou，yehuizhishengxiawoziji。”lingqiuyuzoudaozhenwubaoxiangmianqian，bishangshuangyan，“quba。”
lintianwenyan，chedichenmolehaoyihuier，“woqutianlaoyitang，yutamengaogebiejiulikai。”
“fangxinbashijie，shifushuoguo，wonaishiqianlongmingge，tari，zihuiqianlongchuyuan，longyinjiuwanli，qihuiduanming？”
“sannianzhihou，wohuizaihuilai。”
lingqiuyuquebingweihuiying，zhishibailebaishou。
lintianduokanshangyiyan，zheicailikai，xianghoushanzouqu。
zhengzailangtunhuyandexiangnantiankandaolintianzouchulai，lianmanggenshang。
tagenzhelintianjinrudaoyitiaoyoushendetongdao，sizhoudenghuotongming，zhirudixiabuzhijibaimi。
tongdaojintou，yizuojuguanhelongzhe。
“zheishi，xuantie！？”xiangnantianluchulewubizhenjingdeshense。
xuantienaishitianxiazhibao，yierliangbianyijingshishijianxiqi，kerujin，tajurankandaoleyizuotongtiyouxuantiedazao，gaoyouwumiyishangdexuantiejumen。
轰！
bianzaicishi，xuantiejumenhuanhuandakai，zhijiankaimende，naishiyiweishenqujiweikuiwu，gaoyouliangmiyishang，shenqubaoxiongbandenanzi。
xiangnantiankandaozheinanzishi，zhenggerenzhiganjue，zijifangfozhanzaiyizunxiongwangmianqian，buyouzizhudepingzhulehuxi。
wangzheyanqiannanrenyouxieshuxidemiankong，xiangnantianshengyinzhandouzhedao：“juntianwang！？”
kuiwunanrenkanleyiyanxiangnantian，liezuixiaozhe，querangrenyouyizhongtoupifamadekongju。
xiangnantianzhiganjue，zijidenaodaiyouxiefamu。
huaxiacengjingdewubangdisan，junxiao，yinweichiwuchengxing，conghuaxiadongbei，yizhishadaoxinan，sizaiqishouzhongdewudaogaoshou，buxiayubairen，jieshimingzhenhuaxiadecunzai。
yishijian，juranranghuaxiadewudaoqiangzhezangtouluwei，erhou，zheiweishenmidewuchibianxiaoshile。
xiangnantianxiangbudao，tajuranhuizaizheilikandaolejunxiao。
lintianqueshifushouzourudaoxuanguanzhinei，chaneijian，xuanguanneiyidaodaodadaxiaoxiao，gaogaoaiaideshenyingjinshuqishen。
xiangnantiangangganghuiguoshenlai，kejumennei，neiyidaodaokongbudeqixijinhurangtadeliansecanbai。
“tanglong，huaxiadiyishashou，cengjingdetangmenkuishou。”
“zhaowudi，haiwaitianyuguyongbingtuanzhang，haochengrentu！”
“liwanjiu，cengjingdenanshengshoufu……haiyou……”
xiangnantianmianqiangrenchuleshaobufenderen，zhiganjuewuleihongding。
zheixie，doushijindairanghuaxiadidongshanyaobanderenwu，chuanwen，zheixierendouyijingbeizhengfale，rujinjuranhuoshengshengdechuxianzaitamianqian？
这里，是地狱么！？
xiangnantiandedanaobushoukongzhidexiangdao。
lintianzhanzaizheijiushijiudaoshenyingmianqian，dandandao：“jintianwoyaoxiashanle，yugeweidaobie，zhiqianzhuweiqiuwodeshiqing，woruoshiyoujihui，huizhuoqingkaolv。”
tingdaolintiandehuayu，zheixieshenyingzhong，bushaorendeshenqingchuxianlebodong。
“haiyou，nimensheiruoshichenwobuzai，jiwoshijiezhaomafan，wohuihuilai。”
lintianmuguangyiyilveguo，zheixiesuibianzouchuzheili，doujianghuizaihuaxia，shenzhishijieshangxianqijingtaohailangdecunzai。
“杀！”
tazhishidandandetuchuyigezi，querangsuoyourenmianselinran，buganyulintianduishi。
lintianzhuanshenliqu，buzaiyoubanfenyouyu。
neixiecengjingweizhenyifang，huozheweihuoyifangdecunzai，cikeyikoutongsheng。
“恭送小天师！”
轰！
xuantiejuguanluoxia，dadizhenzhan。
xiangnantianqueshichichihuibuguoshenlai，zhizhi，kuaizouchutianshiguanshi，tacairenbuzhuwendao。
“lintianshaoye，zheili，daodishishenmedifang？”xiangnantiantunyankoushui，xiaoxinyiyidewendao。
lintianhuranzhibu，tajiangguanqianshibeishangdetengmancheduan，luchuleshangmiandezi。
‘天師觀’
“tianshiguan，zhiyuxiamian，guanyarendedifang……”lintianhuishoukanleyiyan，guanneiyidaoshenying，haishirenbuzhumusongtalikai。
“名为天牢。”
“erwo，shitianshiguandishiliudaichuanren。”
lintianhuiguotoulai，wangxiangyanqiandemangmangmiwu，rutongtabukezhuomodeweilai。
“林天！”
lingqiuyuzhanzaitianshiguannei，zhiganjuexiongkoufangfoyouyikuairoubeiwanlexiaqu，yidileishuihuaguoneizhangjuemeiderongyan。
“一定要回来！”
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