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第11章
jingdouxiaojia，tianyujituan！
linrongfawangzheyanqiandexiaoyu，xiaojianaishijingdoushijia，lunshili，ziranbushishenzaijiangnanshidelinjiasuonengpimeide。
moshuoshixiaojia，bianshixiaojiahuixiasandajituanzhiyidetianyujituanyeyaobiqilinshijituangengshengyichou。
jiandaolinrongfa、lintianbingweizuosheng，xiaoyudetaidubuyouyufaxiaozhangqilai。
bianshiliudeye、liuqianqiandengrenyefanyingguolai。
dui，youjingdouxiaojiaderenzaizhuiqiuliuqianqian，linjiazaijiangnanshishida，kexiaojiayibi，yebusuanshenme。
“萧羽哥！”
liuqianqianluchugandongdeshense。
“qianqianfangxin，zheilijiaojiwoba。”xiaoyuaorandao。
tazhanzaidatingzhizhong，lenglengdewangzhelintian，“lintian，niyiweizheishijieshang，zhiyouniyigerenyoubeijing？”
“jintian，wobuqifuni，bunaxiaojialaiyani，nizhiyaoshigenanren，nijiuyuwogongpingyizhan。”
“niyaoshiyingle，woxiaoyuwuhuakeshuo，keruoshishule，nijintianbujinjinyaojiliujia，jiqianqiandaoqian，haiyaogongkaigaosuzhenggejiangnanshi，shinilintian，zirenpeibushangliuqianqian，suoyituihun。”
linrongfa、xiangnantiantingdaohou，xianshimeitouyizhou，kehenkuai，tamenxiangdaolelintiandeshenfen。
“xiaojiadexiaobei，jintianshilinjiaheliujiadejiufen，henimeiyouguanxi。”
“shixiangdezuihaolikai，bieziquqiru。”
linrongfalenglengdao：“ni，haidaitibuletianyujituanhexiaojia。”
xiaoyutingdaohou，queshifangshengdaxiao，“linlao，wojingzhongni，chengniyishenglinlao，kelaodongxinibieweilaobuzun。”
“shenmeshihou，yigexiaoxiaodejiangnanshilinjiayepeihejingdouxiaojiaxiangtibinglunle？”
“ququyigeshinianqian，haishilouyiyiyangdejiazu，buguoshizhangzhetarentixiecaiyoujintianzheiyangdechengjiubale，bieshuoshini，bianshinilinjiahoumianneiwei，yebuganhewoxiaojiajiaoban。”
cihuayichu，linrongfadelianshangyefuxianchulenuyi。
xiangnantianshenshang，gengshibaofachujingrendeqixi，nuhedao：“huangkouxiaoer，niganqingrulinlao？”
xiaoyuzheifanhua，bukeweidabujing，youqishineiyishenglaodongxi，jianzhishibubalinjia，bubalinrongfafangzaiyanzhong。
bianshiliujiazhongren，yebuyoudaoxiyikouliangqi。
liuqianqianmanshileishuideyanzhong，queyouyisiyicai。
zheicaishiyouzigezhuiqiuta，kaojintadenanren，bujinjinbeihouyoupangdadebeijing，erqiebuweiqiangquan，zaiguanjianshike，nenggouweiletafenbugushendezhanchulai。
xiangbizhixia，lintian，niyousuanshigeshenmedongxi！？
xiaoyuqueshilengxiaozhetaoletaoerduo，“zenme，nineilijingwuzheshengyinjiuda？woshifuyeshineilijing，erqieshineilijingdachengdetaiquandaogaoshou，podongxu。”
“niruogandongwobanfenhaomao，woshifubidanglaijiangnanshani，buzhidao，nidangdezhuwoshifudedachengneilime？”
xiangnantianshenselinran，podongxudemingzitazirantingshuoguo，huaxiarujintaiquandaoxiehuidefuhuizhang，shinianqianbianneilijingdachengle，shenzhiyouchuanwen，podongxuyijingtupodaolegangqijing，shilishenbukece。
zheigexiaoyu，juranshipodongxudedizi！？
wangzhexiangnantianmianlujingse，xiaoyuaoranxiaozhekanxianglintian。
“lintian，bieshuowobujinijihui。”
“zhangzhejiazuyuyin，yiwusuocheng，zhizhidaoqifuruoxiao，qifunvrendefeiwu。”
“niyaoshibugan，haipa，jiuguaiguaidedaoqian，ranhougongkaichengrenzijipeibushangliuqianqian！”
xiaoyudeyuqiduoduobiren，shenhoudeliujiayizhongren，yebuyouganshoudaoqiansuoweiyoudetongkuai。
budailinrongfa、xiangnantianchusheng，lintianhuanhuantuchuyigezi。
“好！”
talengmodewangzhexiaoyu，“nijiranyidingyaoziquqiru，wobianchushouyici。”
“你说什么？”
xiaoyutingdaolintiandehuayuhou，nuxiaodao：“woziquqiru？xinglinde，zhenbuzhidaoninalaideyongqi。”
“lai，wodaoxiangkankan，nizheigefeiwu，ruhenengrangwoziquqiru。”
liujiazhongrenyeyourenlengxiaozhe，xiaoyunaishilianxuejingdewuzhe。
yiweilianxuejingwuzhe，yijingchaochuleputongrendefanwei，xunchangjishigerendoubushixiaoyudeduishou，zheigetingshuozainiangtailishoushang，xingmingbuzhangdelintianjuranganyingxia，haiganchuyanchaofeng，jianzhifengle。
linrongfayuxiangnantiankanxiangxiaoyudemuguang，queshiyouxielianmin。
lintiandandandewangzhexiaoyu，“wozhichuyiquan，niyaoshinengdangdezhu，suanniying。”
zheifanhua，zailiujiazhongren，liuqianqian，xiaoyudeerzhong，gengxiangshitiandadexiaohuayiyang。
“hahaha，hao，lintian，wodengniyiquanbaiwo！”
xiao**xiaozhe，tayagenbucengbalintianfangzaiyanli。
“xiaoyuge，jiayou！”liuqianqiangengshiwozhequantou，weixiaoyuguwunahan。
tingdaoliuqianqiandeshengyin，xiaoyugengjiayidezhiman，zhijiantazaixushi，zuochutaiquandaodeqishoushi，suihou，bianshiyishengbaohe。
zuxiashengchen，xiaoyubaoqi，daizhecanrendexiaorongxianglintiangonglai。
yankan，xiaoyubiandaodalintiandemianqian，yishourudao，liankongqi，fangfodoubeizheishoudaosilieleyiyang。
liujiazhongrenkandaohou，buyoudaoxiyikouliangqi。
“lintian，tabuhuishiheshaleba？zenmeyidongbudong！？”
yourenwangzhelintianwudongyuzhongdemoyang，buyouchixiaochusheng。
xiaoyudelianshang，xiaorongyeyujiacanlan，tasihukandao，zheilintianguidiaihaodemoyang。
zhizhi，takandaolintianlengmodemuguang，chaneijian，xiaoyuzhiganjue，zijimianduide，bushiyigeren，ershiyizundingtianlidideshenmingyiban。
错觉！？
xiaoyushitushuaitou，kelintian，zheicaichushou。
zhishiyiquan，huanhuanerchu，queganghaoluozailegongfaerlaidexiaoyushenshang。
buzhiyuci，zaizheiliujiadedatingnei，quechuanlaiyidaomenleibandexiangsheng。
zaizhongrenmuguangzhong，xiaoyudeshenqujiaranerzhi，suihou，mengdidaofeierchu。
轰！
xiaoyudeshenquzuzufeichuleershiduomi，zhijieluozaileliudeyeyuliuqianqiandemianqian。
ganggang，haizixinmanmandexiaoyu，cikequerutongyitiaosigouyiyang，qiqiaoliuxue，hunmileguoqu。
dailiujiazhongrenwangquhou，zhenggeliujiachedixianrudaolesiyibandejijing。
tamennanyizhixindewangzheyanqianzheiyimu，podongxudegaotu，xiaojiadedixi，lianxuejingdewuzhe，juran，zhendezailintianyiquanzhixiabaile！？
neilintian，bushiniangtailishoushang，tiruoduobingme？
tabushizaiwaiqiuyiwenyao，fangcaixumingzhijinme？
“bukeneng，xiaoyuge，nizenmeyangle？”
gangganghaizaiweixiaoyujiayoudeliuqianqian，cikequeshiliansecanbai。
xiangnantianwangzhexiaoyu，ananzashe，zheiyiquan，zheixiaoyudejingmaiduanlebuzhiduoshao，congjinyihou，tadewudaoxiuweisuanshichedifeile。
linrongfadaizheyisixiaorong，pailepailintiandejianbang。
lintianyilianpingjing，“womenzouba，yeye。”
linrongfadiantou，hexiangnantian，lintianyitonglikailiujia。
ruodatingfang，chuleliuqianqianneiyijuhuawai，liujiashangxia，jinshiwusheng。
liujiawai，linrongfazhanzaizhongduomeitidemianqian，huanhuankaikou。
“congjinyihou，wolinjiaheliujia，jiangzaiwuganxi，bingqiejianghuiduanjueyiqiehezuo。”
zheiyifanhua，rangzaichangdezhongduomeitijingdaile。
dengdaolinrongfasanrenliquhou，zhongmeitifangcaiyipianhuaran。
liujiayizhiyizhangzhelinjiacaizhujianqishi，rujin，linjiadezhangsunxiuweihunqiyejiubale，xianzai，shilinjiaheliujiachedinaobengle。
jiangnanshipashihuifashengleyichangbianhua，liujia，yaochediwanle。
guobuqiran，bujiuhou，zhijianliujiawai，zaiyouyilianglianghaochedaolai。
“wofangjiayuliujia，congjinwanghou，duanjueyiqiehezuo。”
“wochengshijituan，yuliujiaduanjuehezuoguanxi。”
“wohejiawang，jintianlaiheliushijituanjiechuhetong。”
jiangnanshi，naizhizhoubian，yuanbenyinweilinjiaheliujiahezuo，jiaohaodegongsi，qiye，fenfenchuxian。
mianduijiangnanshidemeiti，haobuyanshidechusheng。
liujianei，liudeyewangzhelianmeidengmendejiangnanshifuhao，yanzhongyipianhuian。
taxiangyaozhanqilaishuoxieshenme，queshiyanqianyihei，zhitingtingdedaolexiaqu。
“爸！”
“大哥！”
“家主！”
liujiadatingnei，yipianjinghuyuaisheng。
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