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chenghuimaoyifengongsidezongcaimingweiwudahai，shigedafubianbiandepangzi，shengdezeimeishuyan。
dangkandaowudahaideshunjian，xiaoshunxinzhongbianshanguolianggezi——qianzou。
wuta，wudahaideyanshenshizhongchongmanleqinlvexing，semimididingzheyaocenkan。
yaocenziranzhuyidaolewudahaidemuguang，qiangrenzhexinzhongyanezhigan，zhiwendao：“wuzong，wosiyuangongjintianshangmenzhuihuiqiankuan，niweishenmehaibarendajinyiyuanli？”
“haiyouneiliangbaiwandeqiankuan，nidoutuolebannianle，haixiangtuodaoheshi？”
yaocenyuqibubeibukang，qishishizu，rutongyizhijiaoaodekongque。
“darendeshidoushiwuhuima。”
wudahaitaiduaoman，lazhangleshengyin，yishuangxiaoyanjingbuzhudizhuanyou，wangzheyaocenneiyaoraodeshencai，shuangmuzhimaoguang。
“zhiyuqian，niyaokeyi，buguodefuchudiandaijia。”
“nishenmeyisi？”yaocenxiumeiqingcu。
“henjiandan，nidepeiwoshuiyiwan，yiwanshangliangbaiwan，zenmeyang？bukuiba。”
wudahaishuozhe，wangzheyaocen，tanlanditianletianzuichun。
ruciyouwu，tacongdiyicikandaobiandianjishangle，zirandezhuajinyiqiejihuihaohaodixiangshouyifan。
“你……**！”
yaocenqidehunshenzhandou，zhijueshoudaolemodadewuru。
tafennudichizedao：“zheibenjiushiniqianwogongsideqian，niruoshibuyaolian，neizanmenjiufatingshangjian！”
mianduiyaocendeweixie，wudahaiquesihaobupa，lengxiaodao：“xinga，neijiufatingshangjianhaole。laozikanshangnishinidefuqi，haijiwojingjiubuchichifajiu？”
taxiaozhangyichang，lenghengyishengnaqishouji。
“wei，shanglailianggeren，bawobangongshilidesabilachuqu！”
lima，shushimiaohoubianlailelianggeshoutijinggundebaoan，muguangbushandidingzhexiaoshunheyaocen，zhidaiwudahaiyishenglingxia。
“wudahai，nijiushige**！”
yaocenzaihaodexiuyangyebiebuzhule，tahaicongmeijianguorucibuyaolianderen。
“shaojiwojijiwaiwai，jiranbudaying，neijiugundan！ruoshibugun，jiujiwobatamendiuchuqu，biejiwozaizheieraiyan。”
wudahaiyouxiandidao，tayoudeshishijianheyaocenwan。
tayexiangxin，pingjiechenghuimaoyideshili，napazhishigefenbudounengjiandandiwansiyaocendegongsi。daitakuzhelaiqiuzijideshihou，kantazenmeshoushizheigenvren。
tatunlekoutuomo，fangfoyijingkandaoyaocenbeitayazaishenxiadeyangzile。
jiuzaiyaocenjuewangzhiji，lengbudingdechuanlaiyishengbinglengdeshengyin。
“喂胖子。”
xiaoshunzhouzhemei，dabushangqian，zhandingzaiwudahaimianqian，yiziyijudidao：“wozuihoujiniyigejihui，baqiannachulai。ruguoxianzaibuji，daihuierworangniguizheji！”
wudahaimiqiyan，wendao：“nitemede，niyoushishenmedongxi？”
xiaoshunjinlaikaishibianmeishuohua，wudahaixiayishidijiubatawushile。
“姚岑老公。”
cihuayichu，wudahaikuangxiaochusheng，lianshangmanshichaofeng。
“wodangnimashenmedarenwuni，talaogong？henniubima？ganzaiwomianqianneimekuang，xianzaizaibugunchuqu，daihuilaozidangzhenimianshangleta！”
wudahaimamalielie，shouyizhiyaocen。
houzheshenziyidou，yijinghedemiansecangbai，tahexiaoshunjiehunsannianyizhiyoumingwushi，xianzaihaishiqingbaideshentiqinengbeiwudahaihuile？
“xiaoshun，womenzou……”
yaocenxinzhongbugan，quechongchizheyigunongnongdewuligan。
xiaoshunqueyaoleyaotou，shensebinghancigu。
jingrandangzhetademianshuochuruciwurudehua，wudahaizaitazheiliyijingbeipanlesixing！
tashuangmuzhonghanguangshanguo，xunsuchongleshangqu，yangqilezijideshouzhang，sudukuaidaowurennengkanqing。
“pa”yishengqingcuidebazhangxiang，xiangchequanchang。
shunjian，wudahaiwadituchuyikouxianxue，hanzhemankoubaihuahuadeyachitulegeganjing。
“我的牙！”
wudahaiwuzhezui，hanhubuqingdifachusixinliefeideaihaosheng，tashuangmuyuanzheng，fenhendichongzhelianggebaoanhoudao。
“haijiwozhanzheganshenme？jiwoda，dasita！”
lianggebaoanyingheyisheng，lengxiaoyisheng，huiwuzheshoulidejinggunzouxianglexiaoshun。
“xiaozi，yaoguaijiuguainirelebugairederen。”
“heng，genneigelaitaozhaidesabiyiyang，quyiyuanlichanhuiba！”
liangrenxiaozhangwubi，hunranbubaxiaoshunfangzaiyanzhong，liangrenyizuoyiyou、lianggenjinggunqiqihuishangfengsilexiaoshundetuilu。
wudahaiyanzhongmanshiyinhan，fangfoyijingkandaolexiaoshunbeijidaozaididekelianmoyang，taxingfendihoudao。
“liukouqi，batadeshuangtuidaduan，woyaotaguizaidishangjiwodaoqian！”
yaocenwenyanshunjianliansecangbai，xinzhongshenzhiyouxieaohuizijiweishenmeyaodaixiaoshunguolai。
danheyaocendedanyoubutong，xiaoshunshensedanran。
tawangzhechonglaidebaoan，jinjintaiqilezijideyizhishou，jiezheshouzhangmengdiwangqiantuizaixukongzhong，jingzaiwuxingzhongtuichuleyiboqilang，rubolanbankuosankailai，dunshixianfanlelianggechonglaidebaoan。
zaipangrendeyanzhong，zheiyimukeweimohuan。
yinweizhijianxiaoshunqingmiaodanxieditailetaishou，lianggebaoanjiubeifangfanle。
“zhei……zheizenmehuishi？”wudahaihebulongzui，wangzhexiaoshundemuguanggenjianleguiside。
“wozaiwenyici，qian，jibuji？”
xiaoshunyijingzhujianshiqulenaixin。
wudahaiyaoyaoya，bubeibukangdidao：“meiyou！zonggongsimeiyoupizhunzheibiqian，woyemeibanfa，wojiubuxinle，nihainengbawoshalebucheng？”
taneizhangfeilianshangmanshideyi，yifugundaoroudeyangzi，poyiweixiaoshunnatameibanfa，shenzhifanyaoyikoudao。
“xiaozi，woyijingbaojingle，nichuangruwodebangongshi，haidashangwodeyuangong，dengzhezuolaobani！dengnizuolaodeshihou，kanwozenmeshoushizheigenvren。”
shuozhe，wudahaiyishuangxiaoyanjingdiliuliudizhuanyouzaiyaocenshenshang。
doudaozheizhongguantoule，jingranhaibuwangzijidesexin，buzuosijiubuhuisi。
xiaoshunlengxiaodao：“wodaoyaokankan，shiwozuolao，haishinishiye！”
“shiye？jiupingni？nikebiexiaosilaozile，nandaonihairenshiwolaobanbucheng？”
wudahaishuozhe，fachulekuangwangdexiaosheng，wubixiaozhang。
chulezonggongsidelaoban，tajiumeipaguoshei！
xiaoshunbushuohua、zhishilengxiao，tanachulewangfengjitadeheika，shangmianxiezhedeheranshichenghuimaoyi-zhixingzongcai-wangfengyixingzi。
tanachushouji，botongdianhua，gangjietong，biankaikoudao。
“woshibaitianjiuninverderen。”
dianhuaduimiandewangfengmianseshunjiandabian，mangbudiedijinghudao：“ninhao！shizaishitaiganxienileshenyi，woxianzaijiuzaiyiyuanli，nverzhengzaishoushushi，buguoyishengshuosihuyijingmeiyoushengmingweixianle！”
wangfengdaxinyanlidiganjixiaoshun，ruobushita，zijinverjuewushenghaikeneng。
“jushouzhilao，zhaonishiyoudianshi。”
“ninshuo，zhiyaoshiwonengzuodaode，yiburongci！”wangfengxinlichuleduixiaoshundeganji，yeduolejiejiaozhixin。
yishugaodaozheizhongjingjiederen，jiejiaolejueduizhiyouhaochumeiyouhuaichu。
“heng，**wanyier，wodaoyaokankan，ninengzenmeyang？”
wudahaisihaomeiyishidaodahuolintou，tadalieliedizuohuizhenpikaoyishang，chongzheyaocenyinxiedixiaodao：“woshuo，yaoshinixianzaidayingzuowodeqingren，wojiufanglezheige**zenmeyang？”
“你做梦！”
yaocenjinyaoyaguan，yaotadangbierendeqingren，burusilesuanle。
xiaoshunkanzhemianqianbuzhisihuodewudahai，duizhedianhualidandandidao：“woxianzaijiuzainidefengongsili，wudahainirenshiba？taqianleyuleiguojibanniandezhang，queqianzhaibuhai，haiweixie，yaorangwozuolao。”
tingdaozheihua，dianhuaduimiandewangfengshunjianzaixinlikuangma。
tadangranrenshiwudahai，bijingfengongsidezongcaidoushijingyouletacainengtibashangqude，zheige**，jingrandezuilerucishenyi！
“ninqingshaodeng，womashangjiuguolai！”
xiaoshunguaduanledianhua，yundanfengqingdikanzhewudahai。
houzhelaoshenzaizai、chaofengdao：“nitemejintianjiaosheilaidoumeiyong，woyaorangnizhidao，shenmerenshiniyibeizidourebuqide！”
xiaoshunyelandejieshi，tachongzheyaocenqingxiaodao：“dengzhekanhaoxiba。”
yaocenquezhishikuxiao，taxinzhongkebujuedexiaoshunnengzhendeqingdaoshenmerenwu，taxianzaijiwangdeshijingyuanlaidaohounenggoujiejuezheijianshiqing。
shifenzhonghou，menturanbeituikaile。
yishenchuanhuaguixizhuang、daizhejinsibianyanjingdezhongniannanrenzoulejinlai，tadetoufayouxielingluan，xianranshiyilujiganguolaide。
dangkandaozheigerendeshunjian，wudahailianshangyizhidaizhedezixinxiaorongjiangzhule。
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栏目：都市
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假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
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栏目：都市
