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第9章
“kexile，zheimezhengdiandeniu，bianyidafeizheijiahuole！”
yikandafeishangle，lingwaijizhuorendunshimamalieliediyouzuolehuiqu，xianranduidafeipoweijidan。
erzheishi，dafeiyi**zaiyexuandeweizishangzuoxiale，haixiaozhangdiqiaoqileerlangtui。
luoningbennengditaitouchouletayiyan，ranhouyoudixiatoujixukenshoulidejichi。
dangran，tadezhendingyeshizhuangchulaide，cikeqingweizhandoudejiaoqu，yijingbatajichumaile。
“chouyexuan，shuoleyifenzhongjiuhuilai，zenmequneimejiu？huilaikanbenxiaojiezenmeshoushini！”
luoningzaixinliqihuhudixiangdao。
jutaichu，yexuanzhengnazheyigejiazi，buhuangbumangdiwangpanzilijiacai。
“ai，woshuoxiaoxiongdi，bietiaole，ganjinhuitoukankanba，yourendanixiaonvyoudezhuyini！”
zheishi，laobanhaoxintixingdao。
laobanxunsizhe，zheixiaohuoziyezhenshixinda，baneimepiaoliangdenvpengyouliangzaiyibian，zijigezheimanyouyouditiaoshangcaile，shengpabierenbudianjishiba？
“a？meishi，wochouzheneidagetingheshande，gujizhishixianghewopengyouliaoliaorenshengba。”
yexuanhuitouchouleyiyan，henbudanghuishidishuodao。
老板：“…”
和善你妹啊！
聊你妹的人生啊！
xiaziyekandechulai，neijuanmaofenmingshixiangheninvpengyouliaoliaozenmezaoren！
dangran，zheixiehuatayezhinengzaixinlitucaoyixia，bijingtajiushiyimaishaokaode，xiangdafeizheizhongshehuihunzi，takedezuibuqi。
“wobuguannile，jirannizheimewusuowei，neinimanmantiaoba，daihuibiehouhuijiuxing。”
laobanwuyudifanletayiyan，zhuanguoshenjixumanghuoqule。
“hehe，meiera，nizhaodeneigexiaobailianbuxinga，kanjiangegewozuozaizhei，tadouhedebuganhuilaile。”
dafeijianyexuanzhishihuiguotoukanletayiyan，jiumeibiededongzuole，dangxiahaiyiweiyexuansongle，xiaodeneijiaoyigedese。
“sheishinimei？niyepeidangwoge？buguoshigeshehuilajibale。”
luoningbuxiedihuileyiju。
“youhe，xingzihaitingla，woxihuan！”
dafeiyebushengqi，fanergengxingfenle，tatianletianzuichun，“meiera，kanniyeshibuchaqiandezhu，hebizhaogexiaobailianni？”
xianran，tahaiyiweiluoningshibeinagedarenwubaoyangdeqingfu，eryexuan，zaitakanlai，zeshiluoningbaoyangdexiaobailian。
bijingzhenzhengyoushenfenderen，kebuhuilaizheizhongpodifangchiyexiao。
zheiyeshitaganduiluoningxiashoudezhuyaoyuanyin，shenweibierendeqingfu，quetoutoubaoyangxiaobailian。
yanqianzheigemeidaomaopaodexiaoniuer，kendingbuganbashiqingnaoda，buranneiweidarenwu，diyigeshoushidejiushita！
“meiera，kaolvkaolv？gegewobudanbineixiaoziqiangzhuang，wohaibushouniqian，dangran，niyekeyijujue，danshini，niheneigexiaobailiandeshihuibuhuibeitongchuqu，kejiubuhaoshuole？”
dafeiziyiweizhuazhuleluoningderuanlei，xiaodeneijiaoyigeweisuo。
ranerluoningduicizhishiqingmieyixiao，“yaofaqhuijiaduiniquanjianvxingfaqu，biezaizheiyingxiangbenxiaojiedeweikou，gun。”
“轰！”
tingdaozheihua，dafeishunjianzhale，mengdiyipaizhuozi，“xiao**！nitaniangdebiejilianbuyaolian！dayewodenaixinkeshiyouxiande！”
tazheiyisangzixiaqu，budanluoninghedejiaoquyizhan，zhenggedapaidangderen，doubamuguangtouleguolai。
zhishizhongrendelianshang，daduodouguazhejifenxingzailehuo。
tamenyouzizhizhiming，xiangluoningzheimepiaoliangdeniu，tamenzheibeizidoumeineigefuqiyiqinfangze，yuqizhinengkanbunengmo，haiburukantashouqifuni。
shuobuding，jiunengguoguoyanyin，shenzhihainengchenluanmoshangliangbani！
zheiniuerzhangdeneimemei，shenshangkendingxiangpenpende，moshangyiba，zuomengdounengxiaoxingle。
ganshoudaozhongrenwanweidemuguang，luoningdemeimudunshimengshangleyicengshuiwu。
taganjuezijijiushiyizhidiaojinlangwodexiaobaiyang！
“chouyexuan，wojiubugaixiangxinni，dahuaidan，dapianzi！”
tazhenhouhui，gangcaixinleyexuandeguihua，shahuhudizuozaizheilidengta，xianzaihaoleba，tuoshendounanle！
“ai？niyaoqunaameier？”
guoran，luoninggangxiangqishenlikai，dafeijiusemimididangzailetamianqian，ranhouyizhilangzhuajiuxiangraohouqumotade**。
wenzhedafeishenshangneigujiqinanwendechouwei，luoningdunshizhenggerendoubeixunshale。
yankanzhedafeijiuyaodecheng，turan，taneizhizangshoujiubeiyigenkuaizijidangchangguanchuan！
dafeizuzulengleshijimiao，ranhoucaifachuyizhenshazhubandecanjiao。
“啊！！”
erzheishi，yexuanduanzheyipankaohaodesucai，youzaiyouzaidizouleguolai。
“dangzhewodemianhaiganqifuwopengyou，nizheishidangwobucunzaia？”
“叶轩！”
yikanjiantale，luoningdunshixiaozuiyipie，chadianmeikuchulai！
tayegubushangzhaoyexuansuanzhangle，ershijinjindilouzhuyexuandeyitiaoshoubei，qiaolianshangguamanlehaipa。
“好了，没事了。”
ganshoudaoshoubeishangchuanlaidemeimiaochugan，yexuanbuyoudigouqizuijiao，anfudao。
“大飞哥！”
yucitongshi，xiaohuangmaodengrenjianlaodachushi，yejimangweileshanglai！
jieguoyikanjiandafeishoushangdekuaizi，suoyourendoulengle，zheiyemeijiana，zajiunengbashoujichuantoule？
“nimen…nimenhailengzheganma？haibuganjinjiwonongsizhei**！”
dafeizhizheyexuan，neijiaoyigeqijibaihuai！
xiaohuangmaodengrenzheicaifanyingguolai，ganqingshizheixiaozigandehaoshi？
“haoxiaozi，ganshangwomenlaoda，wokanniyadeshihuonile！dixiongmen，nongsita！”
xiaohuangmaoaolaoyisangzi，lingzherenjiuchaoyexuanshaleguoqu！
“ya！”luoningjianzhuangganjinsuodaoyexuanshenhou，hedeshengyindouzaifadou，“yexuan，yaobu…yaobuzanmenbaojingba？”
yexuanzuijiaochouleyixia，“dengjingfanggandao，zanmenzaoliangtoule，guai，xianshangyibiandengzhe。”
shuowan，jiujiangluoningqingqingtuikai，suihoutuqiguluo，kuairuyidaoshandian，xunsuchuanguohuangmaodengren！
“嗯？”
huangmaoganjuezijishenshangbeipaileyixia，ganjinchouleyiyan，quefaxianshashimeiyou，biaoqingdunshibiyidaobuxing，“zhuang…”
“噗通——”
jieguohuameishuowan，tamenjigerenjiuquantangxiale，koutubaimobushuo，shentihaihenyoujiezoudichouchushangle。
“这…”
zaichangderen，chuleyexuan，dunshidoukanmengle。
luoningxiaotuzibantiaodaoyexuanshenbian，namendichoulehuangmaodengrenyiyan，“yexuan，tamenzenmele？”
yexuanyaoyaotou，“buzhidao，kenengshipengciba。”
众人：“…”
de，nijiapengcishizheimepengde？
nengyibenzhengjingdihuche，niyayeshigerencaile。
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