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《wodetoulushiwobadeshouli》shijikoufanchibazaiyuanchuangdexiandaiyanqingleixingxiaoshuo, qinanningmiaoyunfeishi《wodetoulushiwobadeshouli》dezhujiao，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:hanzhoujihushixiaopaozhezouchujiamen，shangjingchedezuihouyiyanshikanjianmiaoyunfeijiangwodexianhuayibarengjinmenkoudelajitongli，zuilidudunangnangdebuzhidao……

精彩章节

第3章

hanzhoutingwanganjingdehuibaohoumeitoujinsuo，ceshenchaowobashuodao：

“wojide，qin**jinnianyeshiershiduosui？”

wobatingdonglehanzhouxianwaizhiyin，manbuzaihudibaibaishoudao：

“bukeneng，zheixienian，zheigebuxiaonvyicidoumeihuilaiguo，pingshigengshiliandadianhua、faxinxidouhenshao，xiongshouzenmekenenghuidingshangta。”

jiezhewobadehuayin，menwaidewuyegaoshenghandao：

“qinzong，youkuaidi！qinanning**jilaidexianhua。”

wobadiandiantoushiyiwuyejinlai，chaohanzhoupielepiezuishuodao：

“nuo，tahainengjiwosonghua，nengchushenmeshier，zaishuole，bangwandeshihouhaijiwodalegedianhua，jiushiwotaimanglemeigudeshangjie，hanjingguanduolvle。”

那不是我打的。

ershixiongshoude**dianhua，zhibuguorangtashiwangle，wobagenbenjiumeiyoujie。

naoxiuchengnudexiongshoujiuzhewodetoufa，yonglidishandazhewodelian，suihouyidao**wodebojingchu，xueyesichupenjian，wotongdelianjiaoshengdouhanbuchulai。

shuolai，haishiwobasonglewozuihouyicheng。

hanzhoujinzhoudemeitoumeiyousongxie，shenhouchuanlaiyizhencongmangdejiaobusheng：

“handui，youzhongdafaxian！

“chengjiaofeijiuchangfangneibianfaxianledaliangshikuai，juyijinggandaoxianchangdejingchashuo，dudushaoleyiketou，haozaisuishenwupindehuihuaichengdubugao，yinggaihenkuaijiunengquerensizheshenfenle。”

hanzhoujihushixiaopaozhezouchujiamen，shangjingchedezuihouyiyanshikanjianmiaoyunfeijiangwodexianhuayibarengjinmenkoudelajitongli，zuilidudunangnangdebuzhidaozaishuoshenme。

tagedehenyuan，tingbuqing。

danwotingdehenqingchu，miaoyunfeishizaizhouma：

“zhenshiyinhunbusan，zhei**silejiusuanle，haijishenmehuiqidongxi！”

我猛然一惊。

lianjingchadoubunengduandingdeshiqing，weishenmemiaoyunfeihuizhidaowosile？

guanyuwodesi，tajueduizhidaodianshenme，shenzhicanyuleshenme。

ketingnei，hanzhoudehuadaodihaishizaiwobaxinliliuxialegulv。

tayouxiejiaojidilaihuiduobu，biaoqingfanmen。zhongyu，tatingxialejiaobu，taochushoujidiankaiwodehaomabolechuqu。

无人接听。

youyige，haishiwurenjieting。

“laogong，shangloupeipeierziba，jintiandeshierjihaoyuhedebuqing，wopajitaxinliliuxiayinying。”

miaoyunfeipieleyiyanshoujipingmu，youxiegonghuodishuodao：

“meidatonga，ai，gujianninghaizaishengqini。shizaibuxing，huitouwodaizhehaoyujitadaogeqian。shangciyaobushihaoyuturanduziteng，niyebuhuiquexitadeshengri，yemeiquchengmuyuan。”

zheihuasihudianxinglewoba，jiangshoujiwangshafashangzhongzhongyishuaishuodao:

“shenmeshengri，shijiri！yaobushiyinweita......suanle，bushuole。”

“pingshiqiuzhewodawodoubuda，woyangtazheimeda，haiyouliangenwoshengqi，yaobushijintianchulezheimeyidangzishier，wocaibuda，tasizaiwaimian，wodou......”

wobadenumabeijicudemenlingdaduan，shiquerfufandehanzhou，tazhigougoudikanxiangwoba。

woxianghanzhoudagaiyijingchadaosizhedeshenfenle。

tacongsuishendegongwenbaoneihuanhuanditaochuyigetoumingdezhengwudai，limianfangdeshiyizhangzhanxuedeshenfenzheng。

woyiyanjiurendechulai，neishiwodeshenfenzheng。

hanzhoujiangzhengwudaichaowobadiqu，chenshengshuodao：

“jiashuyaoyouxinlizhunbei。”