《wandan，wodezhouweiquanshiyuwaitianmo》zuoweizhenghuoyundongyishujiadeyibuxuanhuankehuanwen，wenzhangjiegouhenhao，qianyoufubihouyouzhaoying，renwudexingge、xingweihuolinghuoxian，siluxinqi，zhuyaojiangdeshi：mutianmiaofanlefanbaiyan：“nixiangshani，woshuodeyingfushitongshiheliugenanpengyouguangjieyuehui，zhiyuyuehuiwanzhihoudeshiqing，wo……
mutianmiaobianzoubiankanditu，jieshidao：“chuchengbeishangsanshilidi，youyijingyingang，shanshangyouyijiajiulou，jiaozuosanwanbuguogang，zuijinyinweishanlinaohuhuan，shengyilengqinglebushao，suoyizaigongguanfabuleweituo，nachuwushiliangdexuanshangjin，xunzhaonenggoujiejuehuhuandejianghurenshi。”
“qie，caiwushilianga。”
zhanggeliangshouhuanxiongzouzaidajieshang，huailichuaizhebaojianwutanlongzi，lvedaibuxiedexieyankanxiangmutianmiaoshoulideditu。
“wotingshuozhuayigeyuwaitianmosongdaoguanfu，suisuibianbiandounenghuanshangqianliangyinzini。”
“suisuibianbian？dajie，niyiweiyuwaitianmoshilandajiedebaicai，suibianchutangmendounengpengdaodea？”
huayingangluo，huyouyirenyingzhanzaidajieshang，dangzaileliangrendeqianfang。
“liangweiqingliubu。”yimingnanzishenchushou，lanzhumutianmiaohebailizhangge。
mutianmiaozhuanxinzhizhidedingzheditu，toudoumeitaiyixiadao：“womenbumaibaozhi。”
shuowanjiulazhezhanggedeshoujiuraoleguoqu。
“e，haode……dengyixia，wobushituixiaobaozhide！”
nanziyouzhuileshanglai，zaicidangzaierrenmianqian。
mutianmiaoshangxiadalianglenanziyiyan，dao：“e，buhaoyisi，woyebumaidaliwan。”
“wozhangdexiangmaidaliwandema？”
“neinishituixiaoshenmede？”
“wobushigaotuixiaodehaobuhao！”
nanzizhenglileyixiayiwu，zhijiantachuanzheyijianbaisedepaoshan，hunshenjinguganlian，yaojianhaikuazheyibingbaojian，yikanjiushilianjiazi。
“ziwojieshaoyixia，woshishenhemendeneimendizi，mingjiaowangzhongyun。”
“shenhemenxianzaidouluopodaoyaorangdizichumengaotuixiaolema？”
“doushuolewobushigaotuixiaode！”
wangzhongyundeyuqiyoudianjidong，lianhongbozicude。
pingfuleyixiaxinqinghou，tataitoutingxiong，wangzheyanqiandeerren，yansuzhoumeidao：“nimenliangge，daodishishenmeguanxi？”
mutianmiaolengleyixia，tuokouerchudao：“nijibasheia？”
“woshitadeqingmeizhuma！”wangzhongyunzhizhemutianmiaoshenbiandezhanggedao。
mutianmiaozhuantougenzhanggequerenleyixia：“nirenshitama？”
zhanggeyaoleyaotou：“meiyinxiang。”
“heng。”wangzhongyunduizhanggeshuo：“nidangranbujidewole，xiangnizheizhongtianshenglizhi，chushenmingmendedameiren，congxiaodaodadezhuiqiuzhebujiqishu，ninengjiqicaishiguaishi，bijingrenzenmekenengjidezijichiguoduoshaolimi，duima？”
“a？yemeiyouneimekuazhangla。”zhanggeyouxiebuhaoyisidenaolenaotou。
“zhendema？zhenyouneimeduorenzhuiguoni？”mutianmiaotoulaihaoqideyanshen。
“mei，meiyou，jueduimeiyou。”zhanggedeyanshenzuoyouzhangwang，lianjiafuxianchuyimozaore。
wangzhongyundixiatoutanlekouqi：“ai，wozhidaozijipeibushangni，niyeduocijujueguowo，danshi，niyebugaihetazaiyiqi！”
“ei？”zhanggepinmingdebaishou：“niwuhuile，wohetajueduibushineizhongguanxila！”
“shiashia。”mutianmiaodiantoufuhedao，“neitianwanshang，shiwozuodebudui，doushiwoyishichongdong，shanghaileni，niquemeiyoujujuewo，wochengrenneidoushiyueliangredehuo……”
“buyaoshuozheizhonghuilingrenwuhuidehuaa！suiranshishishi，danyebuyaoshuodezheimeqiguaiba！”
“hehe。”wangzhongyunfachuqiqingdelengxiao，“jinrizhichi，wowangmourenjixiale，nimenzheiduigounannvbuyaotaideyi，sanshinianhedong，sanshinianhexi，moqishaonianqiong！”
tazhuanshenliqu，linzoushihaibuwanghuiguotou，duimutianmiaofangxiayijuhenhua：“wofengquanniyiju，huahuashijiemirenyan，meidianbenshinibiesailian，pifuwuzui，huaibiqizui，debupeiwei，fanshouqishi，meiren，zhipeiqiangzheyongyou！”
shuoba，wangzhongyundabuliuxingdexiangqianzouqu，zhijierrenliuxiayigegududebeiying。
“神金。”
mutianmiaoyaoleyaotou，gangadexiaodouxiaobuchulai，jiaozhitoukuaiyaokouchuyizuomawangduile。
tazhuanguotou，youwenleyijuzhangge：“nizhenderenshitama？”
cishidezhanggejiuxianggezhengqijiyiyang，tonghongdeetoumaochuzhenzhenreqi，denglengqueleyiduanshijianzhihou，caidishengxiyudao：
“wo，wobujidele，haoxiangrenshi，haoxiangyouburenshi，zheizhongxiaoshiwozenmejideqing？”
“neiwomenxianjiashetahenirenshi。”mutianmiaorenzhenfenxidao，“tashigeduonianhenizaicijianmian，henidazhaohushi，kendingdejiaoyishengnidemingzi，duiba？”
“对啊。”
“keshitagangcaimeiyoujiaoguonidemingzi，jiuhaoxianggenbenbuzhidaonijiaoshenme，zhishizhuangzuohenihenshu，shibushi？”
“a？maosi……haizhenshide。”
zhanggehuangranjianmingbaileshenme。
“nandaotashipianzima？wotingshuojianghushangyouxiezhapianfan，zhuanmenherentaojinhu，zhuangshuren，qupianyixiegugualaoren。”
“keruguotashipianzi，gangcaiqimadecongzanmenshenshangpiandianqianzaizouba，dantashenmedoumeiyoucongwomenzheilinazou……”
mutianmiaomozhexiabasisuoleyixia。
“zheirenjueduiyoudawenti，wojuedewomenyinggaigenshangqu。”
dangmutianmiaohezhanggejuedinggenshangquyikanjiujingshi，wangzhongyunhaimeiyouzouyuan。
tazouzaidajieshang，zuoguyoupan，zeimeishuyandeshixiansichusousuo，fangfozhendexianggezhengzaixunzhaoliewudejianghupianziyiyang。
henkuai，tazhaodaolemubiao。
yiduijianghuernvshouqianshouzouzaidajieshang，qinmidexiangshiqinglv，conglianggerendechuanzhedabanlaikan，youxiangshiyigezongmenlichulaidedizi。
wangzhongyunlanzaileliangrenqianfang，yushisicengxiangshideyimuyoufashengle。
yilugenzongguolaidemutianmiaohezhanggeduozaijiebiandeyigeshuiguopuzihoumian，quanchengtoutingdaolewangzhongyunyuneiyiduijianghuernvzhijiandeduihua。
“两位请留步。”
“我们不买报纸。”
“wobushituixiaobaozhide！”
“neinishituixiaoshenmede？”
“wobushigaotuixiaodehaobuhao！……ziwojieshaoyixia，woshishenhemendeneimendizi，mingjiaowangzhongyun……nimenliangge，daodishishenmeguanxi？”
“womenshixiongmei，meizia，nirenshitama？”
“不认识。”
“heng，nidangranbujidewole，xiangnizheizhongtianshenglizhi，chushenmingmendedameiren，congxiaodaodadezhuiqiuzhebujiqishu，ninengjiqicaishiguaishi，bijingrenzenmekenengjidezijichiguoduoshaolimi，duima？”
“conglaimeiyouzheizhongshiqing！ge，nibieyongzheizhongyanshenkanzhewo，womeiyou！”
“ai，wozhidaozijipeibushangni，niyeduocijujueguowo，danshi，niyebugaihetazaiyiqi！”
“tashiwomei，wohetayiqiguangjieyoushenmewentima？”
“hehe，jinrizhichi，wowangmourenjixiale，nimenzheiduigounannvbuyaotaideyi，sanshinianhedong，sanshinianhexi，moqishaonianqiong！”
“dia，nishenjina！”
“wofengquanniyiju，huahuashijiemirenyan，meidianbenshinibiesailian，pifuwuzui，huaibiqizui，debupeiwei，fanshouqishi，meiren，zhipeiqiangzheyongyou！”
“吗的，有病。”
“ge……ta，tashizenmefaxiande？（xiaoshengbibi）”
“bu，buzhidao，kenengshi……womenzoudetaijinleba。（xiaoshengbibi）”
…………
zhidaowangzhongyunyangzhangerqu，zhenggeguocheng，doubeimutianmiaohebailizhanggekanzaileyanli。
“kanchubuduijinglema？”
“ng。”zhanggedianlediantoudao：“tahaoxiangyongdedoushitongyitaohuashu，yimoyiyangdeduihua，lianbiandoulandezaibianle，jiuhaoxiangwozhuigengguodemougewuxiaxiaoshuozuozheshuizishushiyongtongyangdeduihuashuilezhengzhengyizhangyiyang。”
“meicuo，ketaweishenmeyaozheimezuo？”
“weileduozhengdiangaofeiba。”
“woshuodeshiwangzhongyun。”
“wobuzhidao，ganjuetayoubingyiyang。”zhanggeyaoleyaotoubiaoshifeijie。
mutianmiaomeitouweicu，lengjingfenxidao：“chuletanaoziyoubing，haiyoulingyizhongkeneng。”
“什么可能？”
“他是域外天魔。”
横推高武，从推演功法斩妖除魔！
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