nikanwoyoujihuimaweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《wandan,wanglianduixiangshiwodezongcaijiejie》。gushizhujiaojifanzhaofeifeidechengzhanglichengchongmanletiaozhanheqishi,yinfaleduzheduiziwotansuohejiazhiguansikaodegongming。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyoumeidewenziheshenqingdexushudadonglewushuduzhedexin。daxuezuihaodejiaoyoushiguangtaquandougongxianjilezhaofeifei,zheidaozhitanenggouqingxindepengyouhenshao。zhiyususheneijige。jifandouneng……。
jifandongrongle,meixiangdaopiaoliangjiejieduizijiaiderucishenchen,shizijidezisile。
yinweizijidehaipa,cuoguoleyigeaizijidejiejiesannian,haiaishangleyigebaijinnv,jizijidaishangleyidinglvmaozi。
可能这就是惩罚吧。
ruguobushiyinweizheidinglvmaozi,jifanyebuhuiyinchayangcuodedenglushangyouxi,gengbuhuizhidaozaishijiedemougejiaoluo,yougejiejiedenglezijisannian。
taiduohuaxiangshuo,kequebuzhidaocongheshuoqi。
xianglexiang,jifanhaishifasongleyitiaoxinxi。
“jiejieduibuqi,wobushiguyipiannide,zheishiwodelianxifangshi,ruguoninengyuanliangwo,jiawodeqieba。”
youxikendingbuhuizaiwanle,xiangyaozaixuqianyuanneijiudexianshipengyipeng,buguoqiedeyongxiaohao。
fasongwanhoujifansongleyikouqi,xinlixiangshiyouyikuaidashitouluoxialedi。
zijizhasiqipianleyigeshenaizijidejiejiesannian,zheishiruguobujiejue,zuieganjianghuibeifuyibeizi,jifanchengshoubuqi。
jiexialaijiushidengdaiduifangdefanyingle,yebuzhidaopiaoliangjiejieshenmeshihoucaihuishangyouxi。
yitianzhineilianxubeiliangduanganqingbanzhulejiao,zheirangjifanpoqiedexuyaozuodianshenmelaihuanjieyixia,yushitadakailediannao。
番茄,启动!
杀杀杀!!!
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jintianbeibaijinnvlvle,neijintiangaodixietageliangwanzidalianbaijinnv。
youxieshiqing,xianshizuobudao,danshihuanxiangnenga,buranzhangnaozishiyonglaiganmade。
kanzhexiaoshuozhongdenanzhusuizheshenfenyibubujiekai,talouzhefubaimaomeidazhangtuidexiaohua,jugaolinxiadekanzheguidaozaididebaijinnvhe**nan,jifanzhongyushuangle,yebuwangfeizijixinkulezheimejiu。
guanbidiannao,jifandeduziyeqiadaohaochudekaishibaojing。
jintianzhongwudefancaihenfengsheng,naihechifandeliangrendougehuaixinsi,ruciqifenxia,jifangenbenjiumeichiduoshao。
tuikaifangmen,ruodadebieshulimiankongdangdangde,zhangmahewangshenerrenzhengzaiyongrenfangxiuxi。
zaixiajiazuoyongrenjueduishizheigexingyezuixingfudeshiqingle。
da**defangjianbuyongdasao,tazijihuisao。
laoyehefurendefangjianbuyongdasao,furenzijihuidasao。
xiaoshaoyedefangjianbuyongdasao,saomeisaotadoukanbuchulai……
erqie,da**tiantianjiabanbuhuijiachifan,xiaoshaoyetiantianshangxuebuhuilaichifan,laoyefurentiantiandumiyuebuhuilaichifan。
buzhidaodehaiyiweizhangmawangshencaishizheijianbieshudezhuren。
haiyouzuizhongyaodeyidian,zaizheigejia,meiyoueryuwozha,yemeiyoufengdianzhuzi。
tingshuogebigu、li、leng、huojiadeyongren,yigewufandoudezuoqibabian,zhuzidongbudongjiushuaizhuo,erqieyiyanbuhejiuyaopeizang,taicanle。
haishizijiazhuzihao,shengxinshengli。
erxianzai,tamenxinzhongdehaozhuzi,zhengpengzhezijiebiededuzizaichufangguangleyiquan,ranhouwunaidezouchulejiamen,zishizhizhongdoumeixiangguolaimafantamenerren。
jifanhenwunai,jialijuranmeiyouchide。
hongshaode,xianglade,qingtangde,doumeiyou!!!
zongjie,meiyouchide=meiyoupaomian。
jifansuiranyouniansangfu,danjimujiletazugoudeai。
zaijijiadangle18nianshizhibuzhanyangchunshuideshaoyehou,jifanyoulailexiajia。
suanqilai,jifanyeshidangle21niandeshaoyele,zuofanzheizhongshi,bukenenghui。
ganghaojintianzijinhuilongle30wan,yesuanshizheiliangnianmeiyoukuiben,jifanjuedingfangsiyidian。
yaofangsidangranbunengzijiyigeren,jifanchumendetongshidakaileshouji。
tayouyigecongxiaodaodadesidang,peishaohua。
peishaohua,peishijituandeergongzi,youqianyouyan,pianpianshide**si,buranyebuhuigenjifanchengweisidang。
liangrencongxiaoxuedaodaxue,xiangruyimoshijinian,jifanzhidaopeishaohuazuixihuanfenzisede**,peishaohuayezhidaojifandangniandesidun。
zongeryanzhi,zheiliangrenzhijianjihumeiyoumimi,baokuojifanshixiajiajizizheijianshiqing。
“daer,jiniwufenzhong,mashanglaiwojiamenkoujiewo,jinwandieqingnichidacan。”
“得嘞!”
chidacan,neiyidingdeshiqindie。
meiyongwufenzhong,sanfenzhonghou,jifanjiukanjianpeishaohuaxialoule……
meicuo,jifanbanjinxiajiayihouzuikaixindejiushipeishaohua,yinweiliangrenyihoubujinshiqingmeizhuma,haishimendanghuduile。
“走!”
peishaohuazuozaihongsekaidilakejiashizuoshang,saobadegenjifandalegexiangzhi。
guoran,renhecheyiyangsao,zhengjingrensheichuanfenzise**a。
jifanyoushihouhuiyirenshipeishaohuaweichi,danzheigejiahuoconglaimeiyouzheizhongzijue,fanerjuedezijihenshuai。
“jintianshenmedaxishia?yaoqingwochidacan。”
“shuoba,shiquwandingloupangbiandedapaidang,haishiqujianghaiguojipangbiandeshaokaotan,yihuozheshirongxingshangyejiegebidexiaochiyitiaojie?”
napaxianyinuma,yenanyiyanshitashige**sideshishi。
wufei,tashiyigesaobaoziliande**si,jifanshiyigehaixiumiantiande**si。
烧烤摊。
zheigetianqi,jiuyinggaipijiujiashaokaocaishuang。
“shenme?zhaofeifeilvleni?”
“**,qinhaoneishigeshenmewanlenga,laozidengxiajiuqunongsita。”
“buduia,nineigeyouxilidepiaoliangjiejiebushizaojiumeilianxilema?tahaizaidengni?nizhashile?”
jiucaihelesankou,peishaohuayijingjingtanlesanci。
“ninengbunengbiezazahuhude,chishaokaohaidubuzhunidezuima?nishixiangquanshijiedouzhidaowodeshiqing?”
shaokaotanzhouweiyijingyourenkanleguolai,guorendechiguashuxing,keyizairenheshijian、renhedifang、suishibaofa。
beijifanqiangxingsailesiwuchuankaochuan,peishaohuazhongyuanjingxialaile。
dengquanbuchiwanyihoupeishaohuapailepaijifandejianbang,“xiongdi,womenyijianyijianlai,xianjiejuechuguizheijianshi。”
shuowanpeishaohuazhanleqilai,zhuoziyipai,dahanyisheng:“laoban,jiezhang。”
tongshi,tayoushouhuanhuancongdoulitaochuleyizhangnongcunxinyongshedeka。
kanzhezhouweirenkan**yiyangdemuguang,jifanhenxiangzhaogedidongzuanjinqu,napatazhidaopeishaohuaneizhangnongcunxinyongshedekaliqueshiyoujibaiwanlinghuaqian。
“老板,扫码!”
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“xiacijidebietaozheigele,ninapataoyizhangqishikadoubinitaozheige**da!”
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