chenyuzhangwantingshixiaoshuo《wudixiaocunyi》zhongshejidaodelinghunrenwu,jinqizaiwangluoshangfeichanghuobao,zuozhe“wudouxiaomin”zhengzaijinluomigugengxinhouxuzhong,gaishuwei:raner,rangwangdahumeiyouliaodaodeshi,tadequantoushenzhidoumeiyoupengdaochenyu,xiayimiao,jiukandaochenyuyigeceshen,qingsongduokai。……
第4章
liunianqian,chenyuwaichudagong,zaiwaimianhundefengshengshuiqi,meigeyuewangjialimianjihuilaibushaodeqian,rangfumuhenyoumianzi。
tayechengweicunzilimiansuoyounianqingnanhaizixuexideduixiang,bushaojiazhangmen,douxiangranghaizimenqudachengshidagongzhuanqian,guoshanghaorizi。
keshihaojingbuzhang,shijianguoquleyinianzhihou,quechuanlaileyigehongdongquancundexiaoxi。
chenyuyinweitoudaogongsicailiao,qiaozhalesuo,beipanruyuwunian。
zhici,jinjiazhuangneigerangrenjiaoaodejiechuqingnian,dunshilunweilerenrentuomadelaogaifan。
suoyiyuhuashenzikandaoziji,juedejinzhanghehaipa,yeshizhengchangde。
sheirangzijiyouqiankeleni。
meimeixiangdaozhei,chenyudemouguangbianandanbushao。
tashishenmeyangderen,muqinzuiqingchule,genbenjiubuxiangxinchenyuhuizuochuzheiyangdeshiqing。
keshiwunaimeiyouzhengju,yidunjiushiwunian。
zheiwunian,chenyuzaiyuzhonggenzheyigelaoshifuxuexileyishu,chenggongnadaoleyishizheng。
yinweichenyutianfuguoren,zaiyuzhongjiuleyigexinzangbingtufadeyujing,erqieyinweizaiyuzhongbiaoxianlianghao,beianpaihuicunrenzhiweishengsuodecunyi,jiayiguanchashenhe。
jintiandetianseyijingbuzaole,chenyudasuanmingtianzaiquweishengsuobaodao。
tagenzhemuqinwangjiazou,yankanzhehaiyoujibaimijiuyaodaojiale,jiukandaojiamenqianweizhebushaoderen。
weishouyiren,chenyujideta。
tajiaozuoniudali,shijinjiazhuangdetudidahu,cunzilimianbushaoderen,xiangyaochengbaotudizhongshucai,douyaocongtadeshoulimianzulin。
rujinniudalidaizheliugeshencaijianshuo,kongwuyoulidenanzi,duzaizijidejiamenkou,duizhedamenjiushiyidunmengqiao,mamalieliedeweixiedao:“laobuside,haibugunchulaijiaoqian?”
“tudichengbaofeihaiyousantianjiuyaojiaole,zenmezhe,xianglaizhangbujishibushi,wogaosuni,jintianyaoshizaibujiaoqiandehua,wojiubanidilimiandemiaoquanwale!”
“吱呀。”
chenyudefuqinchenpenghai,zhuzheguaizhang,yiqueyiguaijihouhoudezoulechulai。
yinweizheji,haixianxieshuaidaozaidi,talianmangdakailemen,yilianjiqiedeyangqiudao:“dali,nijiuzaikuanxianwoliangtianba,wozheijitianzhengzainulichouqian。”
“dengchougouleqian,woyidingqinzisongdaonijialiqu,nikanxingma。”
“放你妈的狗屁!”
niudalimengdituisanglechenpenghaiyixia,jinjiezhenaonudezhizheta,hechizheshuodao:“chouqianchouqian,nidoushuolejitianchouqiandeshierle?”
“laoziyijiajikourenbuyaochifandema,dengnichougouleqian,dedengshenmeshihou,nandaodengnitemedechoubugousile,laoziyeyaoquhuangquanlushangdengnibuchengma?”
niudalitaiduelie,dashouyihui,duizhezijishenhoudejigerennuhouzheshuodao:“temede,jintiannabuchuqianlai,jiunanimenjiadedongxidizhai!”
chenpenghaiyiting,dunshihuangle,jimangcongdishangpaqilai,yiqueyiguaidezudangzhezheijigeren。
“woqiuqiunimenle,zaijiwojitiandeshijianba,santian,jiusantian,woyidingchouqi!”
“qunimade,laobusidehundanwanyier,nakainidezangshou,zhidaowozheiwaitaoduoshaoqianmani,ganjinjiwogundan!”
niudaliduizhechenpenghaijiushiyidunquandajiaoti。
yuanchu,chenyukandaozheiyimu,muguangxinghong,hunshenzhandou。
tasisidezuanzhequantou,etoushanggengenqingjinbaoqi,erhuabushuo,bianyigejianbuchaozhemenkoudeweizhi,chongleguoqu。
niudalihaimeidenghuiguoshenerlai,naodaijiujiejieshishideailechenyuyiquan。
zhitingde‘peng’deyishengcuixiang,niudaliyigelieju,zhijuedenaodaidouyaobeichuichunaozhendanglaile。
tazaidishangtengkongerqizhihou,zhongzhongdeshuaizailedishang,fangunlehaojiquaner,caizhongyutinglexialai。
“aiyou......”
niudalitongkudemenhengleyisheng,zhangkoutuchuleyikouxinghongdexianxue,haihunhezhejikeyachi,kanqilailangbeibukan。
jinjiezhejiuhuanghuzhijian,kandaoyidaoshenying,xunsudechongjinlechenjiadeyuanzili。
banfenzhongzhihou,zhitingdeyizhencanjiao,xiayimiao,wushudaorenying,bianrutongpobuyiyang,beizhongzhongdediulechulai,zazailedishang。
chenyuxintongdejiangshuaizaidishangdefuqin,chanfuleqilai,jinjiezhegengyandao:“ba......buxiaozihuilaiwanle,duibuqi......”
chenpenghaihunshenyizhen,jinjiezhehuanhuantaiqitoulai,dangkandaodunzaizijimianqiandechenyushi,yishuangyanliuxialeliangxingrelei。
“ni......nihaizhidaohuilai,nizheigechusheng!”
chenpenghaiyibatuikaichenyu,bishangyangengyandao:“nizou,womenchenjiabuhuirangyigelaogaifanjinjiamen!”
“鹏海!”
yuanchu,xiaofenglanjiqiedezoulejinlai,tahenhendedalechenpenghaiyixia,gengyandao:“erzishibeiyuanwangde,tajueduibuhuizuozheiyangdeshiqing!”
“niyaoshiganburangtajinjiamen,wojiuhenilihun!”
“陈羽?”
menwai,niudalicalecazuijiaodexue,yaoyaohuanghuangdecongdishangzhanleqilai。
tamizheyanjing,zizixixidedaliangleyiyanchenyu,jinjiezhejixiaodao:“e,yuanlainishichenyua,jiushiwunianqianbeizhuajinjianyudeneigelaogaifan?”
“hehe,jintianfangchulailea,guaibudelaochenjintianzheimeyingqini,yuanlaishiyoulaogaifanerzijitachengyaoleshibushi?”
niudaliyanshenxionghen,yibubuzoudaolechenyudemianqian,jixiaodao:“zenme,zuoguolaojiunengbujichengbaofeishima?”
niudalihuranduizheyuanchuzouguolai,kanrenaodejigeren,dashenghandao:“dajiakuaidianerguolaikankana,laochenjiadelaogaifanerzihuilaile!”
“qianwoyiwantudichengbaofeibuji,haidarenni,nimenkankanzheixiaozijiwodade,zuidouliuxuele!”
niudalisiwujidandexuanyangzhe,lianshangmanshideyi。
ranerxiayimiao,chenyubianyibazhuazhuleniudalidebozi,danshoujiangtatileqilai。
zaijianyulidezheiwunian,chenyumeitianduanlian,wulizhixunsubiaosheng。
bieshuoshiyigeniudali,jiusuanzailaishige,yebushitadeduishou。
niudalimeiyouxiangdao,chenyujingrangandangzhezheimeduorendemian,duizijidongshou。
taliansezhanghong,huxikunnan,jiannandedengzhetui,congyafenglimianjichujigezi。
“ni......xiang......ganshenme......”
chenyumuguangbingleng,cumeikanxiangta,lengshengdao:“haiyousantiancaishiyuemo,nitiqianlaiyaozhai,helima。”
“wo......keke......”
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