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woyibaduoguobianxingdeshaozi：“younaobushenmebadiandangkuqingju？guaiguaichifan！

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wozuihoukanleyiyandailizaiyuanchu、xiangbeiyiqidedawanoubandechenan，lalexiamolindeyixiu：“ge，

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wanquanbudong“lihun”yiweizheshenme。yeshenrenjing，xiguanlebaozhemaorongrongnuanludewo，fanlaifuqushuibuzhe。

moheiquchufangdaoniunai，yizhuanshen，chadianzhuangshangyidu“renqiang”。“ge！”wohedexinzangzhouting，

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”“ng，”wolaoshichengren，“meiyouxiongmaobaole，buxiguan。”gegezhalezhayanjing，xiaole，

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zheiyangzigegekanwoshuizhelejiubuhuizaijiangneixiexuexinggushile。7guchendexiaoxilingtongdekepa。woganglihun，

tade“weiwen”dianhuajiulaile。“xuezhang，shoushounidexiao，”wotucaodao。“wolihun，

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shanggelian？”wozhengchouzaijiamianduimolinganga，bianyinglexialai。guchenteyichuanleshenqingshuangdexiuxianzhuang，

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qiaqiaopengdaota**qibianhuiyuanxing。wocaizhidaoguchendeyuanxingshiyizhijinsexiaohuli。wotitashulimaofa，

touweiyizhiji，kenengshiyinwei**qideyuangu。tayizhiraozhewozhuan，hainajinsemaorongrongdedaweibacengwo。

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taquebuzaiyidishuoyihouxiangmokeyigaosuta。houlaibeigegetixing，tarangwobuyaokaojinguchen，

shuoneizhonghulizaizizuihuigouren。“xuemeilihunhougengyaoyanle。”guchenzhizhexiabaqingxiao，

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taturan“aiyo”yisheng，ruanmianmiandikaoguolai。“xuemei，bangbangwo。

”tapengsongdejinsedaweibahemaorongrongdeshouerbushoukongzhidimaolechulai。yanshenmili，huxiyedaizhezhuore。

“wohaoxiangdao**qile，haonanshou，bangbangwo？”tawenredeqixipensazaiwojingce，

shoubuanfendihuaxiawodegebo，kouzhuwodeshouzhi。“yizhijini？”wojinliangbaochilengjing。

taxuruoditaishouzhilezhijiaoluodexiaobingxiang。woqulaidijita。taquedingzheyishuangshuiwangwangdehuliyan，

wuguyougourendikanzhewo。“meiliqi，xuemeiweiwo，haobuhao？”woniezheyizhiji，coujintazuibian。

taguaiguaizhangzui，xiaokoutunyan，houjiegundong，yanshenqueshizhongnianzaiwolianshang，xiangdaizhegouzi。

yaoxiaosihumeineimekuai，weibahaizaibuanfendisaozhewodexiaotui。wocoujintamingandeerjian，yadishengyin，

daizhedianxixue。“xuezhang，diguodaxueshengwuxuejiaoshou，lianzijide**qidousuanbuzhun？

”wodingzhetashunjiangenghongdeerkuo，“shuoba，xiangrangwobangnishenme？”guchenhonglelian，