yidoushishenghuoweiticaide《wudixianyisuchengyu》,shiyibujiangshulezhujiaosuchengyuxunanzhijiangyuyanzhijiangushidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,zheibuxiaoshuodezuozheshigongziyucheng,neirongjieshao:“wobushixingwuneng,yinweinishijiangyuyandexiaoyi,wobunengduinizuofeilizhishi!”suchengyuyaoyaqiechidao。“nigenjiangyuyan,yijingmeiyouguanxile!dang……
“suchengyu,nigelaogaifan,siyaba,jingtianbuzhichidepaowodeshengriyanlai。nizenmebusizaijianyuli?”
kailunjiudianyanhuitingzhong,yishenlifu,qizhigaogui,meiyandongrendejiangyuyantaishouyierguangshanzaitazhangfusuchengyudelianshang,yinlaiquanchangbinkedeweiguan。
“kankannizheifusidexing,younayidianpeideshangwo?mingtianminzhengjulihun,nimashangjiwogun,duokanniyiyan,wodoujuedeexin!”
jiangyuyanshengqilingren,zhuazhusuchengyudeyiling,jiangtatuideyigeliangqiang,chadianshuaidaozaidishang。
suchengyunanyizhixin,cengjingshuoyaogentabaitoudaolaodeqizi,jingbianderuciwuqinglengmo。
fennudesuchengyuyouyushiyaba,zuilishuobuchuhualai,zhinengyongshouyubihuadao:“woshitinizuodelao,nipingshenmexianqiwoshilaogaifan?”
suchengyuxinzhongyinanping,tabuganxina!
sannianqian,jiangyuyankaichezhuangsirentaoyi,yuefuyijiakukuaiqiu,suchengyuzheicaibeileheiguo,tijiangyuyandingzuizuolao。
meixiangdao,sannianxingmanshifangguilai,benyiweiqizihuiduitaganendaide,quemeixiangdaohuizaodaorucidaiyu。
“meicuo!nishitiwozuolao,neiyouzenmeyang?niyiweiwohuiganjinima?shagou!youbenshi,nizhaojingchashuoqu。wodaoyaokankan,yousheihuixiangxinni!siyaba!”jiangyuyanlengxiaodao。
宾客们顿时哗然。
“yuanlaikaichezhuangsirendeshijiangyuyana?”
“neiyouzenmeyang?sheirangtashigeyaba,shuobuchuhuani,huogairangtabeiheiguo!”
“bijingshigeruzhuidewonangfeinvxu,nengjijiangyuyandingzui,yesuanshifeiwuliyongma。”
meiyourentongqingsuchengyu,bijingzheixierendoushijiangjiadeqinqipengyou,renweizheiyiqiedoushilisuoyingdangde!
“nizhidaozheisannian,wozaijianyulishizenmeduguodema?wochadiansizailimian!”
suchengyukoubunengyan,bianzhinengyongshouyubiaodazijidefennu。
“neinizhenyinggaisizaijianyulide,nizheizhongwonangfei,huozheyeshiwuyong!”
jiangyuyanlenghengdao:“benlaixiangdengnixingmanchuyuhou,zaigennitanpai。jirannijintianlaile,zanmenjiubahuatiaomingleba。woconglaimeiyouaiguoni,erqiejiduyaneni,gennizaiyiqidemeiyike,wodouganjuehenexin。”
jiangyuyanjuejueerlengmodehua,ruyibalijian,mengranjiancirusuchengyudexiongtang,rangtatongbuyusheng。
“weishenme?weishenme!niyiqianbushizheiyangde!nishuoguoniaiwo,huigenwoshenghaizi,genwobaitoudaolaode!”
suchengyumanlianjuewang,fengkuangdeyongshoubihuazhe。
“shagou,wocongtoudaoweidouzaipianni,liyongnieryi!gennijiehun,shiyinweinimenjiafenghoudejiachan,fouzewohuirenshounizheiwonangfei?”
“nijialaotouziliuxiadeyichanhaizhenshibushao,fangchanheneilaodongxishouzangdeguwanzihua,woquandoumaidiaole,yigongliangyi,douzaiwoshouli,niyimaoqianyebiexiangdedao!”
jiangyuyanhaobugujidexiangsuchengyuzhanxianzijideyinxianedu,fanzhengsuchengyurujinshigelaogaifan,zaizheilijumuwuqin,meiyourenhuibangta,zhinengrenpingjiangjiaqiruzaige。
suchengyucikezhongyumingbaileyiqie,chedisixin,chedijuewangle。
congtoudaowei,yiqiedoushixuqingjiayi,yiqiedoushiliyong。
tahenzijitaitianzhen,jingranxiangxinjiangyuyanaita,xiangxinyuefuyijiadoushihaoren。
suchengyunumuyuanzheng,zhandouzheshoutaiqilai,zhizheedudejiangyuyan,manqiangbeifen,wuchufaxie,xinzhongjuewangzhiji!
“shengqile?youbenshi,nimawo,dawoa!”
jiangyuyanwangqianyibu,youyibazhangshanzaisuchengyudelianshang,lengxiaodao:“feiwu,nizheiyibeizidoushifeiwu!lianmarendoumabuchulai,kannizheisidexing,liangoudouburu,goushouleweiqu,haizhidaojiaohuanjishengni!”
suchengyuchedibengkui,pudeyisheng,penchuyikouxuelai,mianrubaizhi,shentiyaoyaohuanghuang,yi**zuozailedishang。
“shagou,kannizheiyangzi,kuaiyaobeiqisileba!neiwojiudafacibei,zaigaosunilianggemimi,rangnisidemingmuxie!”
jiangyuyantaijiaoyonggaogenxiecaizaisuchengyudenaomenshang,kanjiansuchengyuzheifujuewang,wuzhudeyangzi,bianjuedexinzhongtongkuai!
“wogennijiehunneitian,nihezuile。nidehaoxiongdichenjun,tinigenwoyuanfangle,jiudangzhenidemian,genwogunchuangdan。nijiushuizaidishang,gensizhuyiyang,yiwusuozhi。”
jiangyuyandehua,zaidujilesuchengyuyigebaoji。
zheishi,suchengyuzuihaodexiongdichenjunzhanlechulai,louzhujiangyuyandeyaozhi,deyidao:“suchengyu,nibieguaiwozheigezuoxiongdidebujiangyiqi,sheirangnishigexingwunengni?zuoweihaoxiongdi,wozhinengdailaole。”
qizidebeipan,zuihaodexiongdijitadailvmaozi,haidangzhongjieluchusuchengyubukandemimi,zheiyidaodaocankudebaoji,jihujiangsuchengyuchedicuikua。
renshengdeqichidaru,yebuguorucile!
binkemenhahadaxiao,meirenjuedejiangyuyanhechenjunzhijianbuguangcai,sheirangchenjunjialiyouqianyoushini。
zheijiajiudian,jiushichenjunjiakaide!
“zeze,nanrenhuochengzheiyang,zhenburusilesuanle。”
“tanalisuanshinanren,meitingchenshaoshuotashiwunengderuantouguima?”
“zhunquedeshuo,tayinggaishiyizhilvmaoruantougui。”
zhongrenwuqingdechaofeng,chengweileyadaosuchengyudezuihouyigendaocao。
tanuhuozhongshao,yaoyaqiechi,zhinengzaixinlidamazhezheiduigounannv,mengranjiancongdishangchongqilai,puxianglechenjunhejiangyuyan。
“cao!haixianggenwodongshou?zhaosi!”
chenjunyanjishoukuai,yiquanzazaisuchengyudelianshang,batadadebixuekuangbiao,shuailegegouchishi。
chenjunyijiaocaizaisuchengyudetoushang,henhenjiantazhe,xuanjiwanyaodao:“diergemimijiushi,zaijianyuli,chadianbanidasideren,shiyuyanrangwoanpaide。zhishinixiaozimingda,jingranhuozhechulaide。buguokannixianzaitongbuyushengdeyangzi,daoshigengyouquxie。”
suchengyucishiyijingbeichedibifengle,yongliyizhengzha,xuanjizhangkaizui,yikouyaozhuchenjundexiaotui。
chenjunchitong,canjiaoyisheng,lingyizhijiaohenhendechuaizaisuchengyutoushang,jiangtachuaikai。
suchengyumanzuishixue,wubizhengning。
“goudongxi,jingganyaowo,wonongsini!”
chenjunchaoqiyibayizi,zazaisuchengyushenshang,duitayidunquandajiaoti,suchengyuwulizhengzha,shengwukelian,yankanzheyaobeichenjunhuohuodasi。
“ajun,zheimeduorenkanzheni,biezhengaochulerenming。batarengchuqu,rangtazishengzimieba。”
jiangyuyankebuxiangnongchurenmingremafan,chenjunzheicaibashou,duiyanyanyixidesuchengyutuleyikoutumo,xuanjijiaolaibaoan。
“bazheitiaosigoujiworengchuqu!”
baoanyirenzhuaizhesuchengyudeyizhijiao,zhijietuochulejiudian,rengzaipangbianxiangzidelajiduili。
youzangyouchoudelajiduili,suchengyuyidongbudong,ganjuezijijiuyaosile。
jintianfashengdeyiqie,chedicuihuileta,xinxiangyuqiwonangqurudehuozhe,daoburusileyilebaile。
suchengyubishangleyanjing,yanleihualuoerchu,zheishi,tanaohaizhongturanfuxianyeyecixiangdemiankong。
“chengyu,chidekuzhongkufangweirenshangren,zheishinimingzhongdejieshu。zhanqilai,haohaohuoxiaqu,duguocijie,nijianghuituotaihuangu。”
yeyedeshengyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi,suchengyumengranjianzhengkaileyanjing,wushengtongkuzhe,xinlibuduanjiaozhe:“yeye……”
tajizanzheliliang,huanhuanzhanleqilai,gaosuziji,bunengjiuzheimesile,tayaobaochou,yaorangjiangyuyanhechenjunzheiduigounannvfuchudaijia!
tadiediezhuangzhuangcongxiangzilizouchulai,ranermeizouduoyuan,bianbeiliangmingmengmiandahanlanzhu。
“xiaozi,chenshaorangwomenlaisongniyicheng!”
xuanji,suchengyubeidahantuojinlingyitiaoqiheidexiangzili,yimingdahan,taochuyigenshengzi,lezhulesuchengyudebozi,yaojiangtahuohuolesi!
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jiuzaicishi,suchengyunaohaizhongzaiduxiangqiyeyedeshengyin,ruhongzhongdalv,zhenlongfakui!
“mingjieyipo,fengyinjiechu!suchengyu,xinglai!”
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