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xuanyixiaoshuo《wodeyabalaogong》，shixiangcaibulizuixinxiedeyibenduanpianyanqingleixiaoshuo。zhujiaolinzhixingqingqingjuanruleyigeliqidemianzhong，gushijinzhangciji，yinrenrusheng。duzhejianggensuizhujiaoyiqijiekaimituan。tazhoumeijiushi「buxihuan」，tiaomeijiushi「zhendema」，qingqingpaiwoshoubeijiushi「bieshengqi」。youciwozaitabangongshikandianying，kandaoganrendedifangkudexilihuala……

精彩章节

wojiehunle，shiheyigeyaba。renrendourenwei，woshichongzhetadeqianqude，

bijingzheigexiaoyabakeshinianjiqingqingjiuyijingshishangshigongsidelaozongle。qishiburan，wobujinshiyinweiqian，

haiyinweitazhangdezugoushuai，erqiehaibuhuibibilailai，meiyouzhengchao，duoxianga。jiusuanchaojiayezhihuishiwoying。

o，budui，shigenbenmeiyouchaojiadekeneng。1wohelinzhixingdexiangshishuolaihuazhang，neiwojiujinliangzhanghuaduanshuo。

wodiyicizaigongsijiandaolinzhixing，shizaibeibumenjingliguyidiaonandexiawu。

neitianwozhengdunzaidishangzhenglibeitadafandewenjian，a4zhisandemandidoushi，

tahaizaipangbianyinyangguaiqidiniantao：「shixishenglianzheidianxiaoshidouzuobuhao，buzhidaozouleshenmeguanxijinlaide。」

woyaozheyameihangsheng，zhengxiangfanbo，yidaoyinyinghuranzhaoleguolai。taitoujiuzhuangjinyishuangpingjingdeyanjingli。

nanrenchuanzhejiancaidetideshenhuixizhuang，shenxingtingba，wuguanxiangshibeijingxindiaozhuoguo，youqineishuangyanjing，

shensuidexiangjinzaishuilideheiyaoshi。tameishuohua，zhishidandandisaolejingliyiyan，neiyanshensuanbushangyanli，

querangduifangdeshengyinjiaranerzhi。jiezhetawanyao，

zhijianliluodidianlediansanluozaizuiwaicengdejifenhetong——neishitagongsihewomenyaotandehezuowenjian。

jinglidelianseshunjianbianle，duiqixiaolai：「linzong，ninzenmeqinziguolaile？」linzhixingmeilita，

zhishijianqiliwozuijindejizhangzhidiguolai。wozheicaizhuyidaotadizhishi，

zuoshoushouwanshangdaizheyikuaijianyuedejixiebiao，biaopanfanshedeguanghuanglewoyixia。

jieguozhideshihouzhijianbuxiaoxinpengdaotade，henliang。taweiweihanshou，suanshidaguozhaohu，

ranhouzhuanshenzouxianghuiyishi，zishizhizhongmeishuoyigezi。houlaiwocaicongtongshizuilizhidao，

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wozuanzheshoulidezhi，xintiaodeyoudianluan。daobuquanshiyinweitabanglewo，

gengduoshiyinweineizhanglian——shizaishitaishuaile，kanbijianmoshidelian，erqiebimingxingdelianhaiyaohao，

yidianxiacidoumeiyou，shuaiderangrenyoudianhuangshen。diercijiantachunshuyiwai，yeshifenganga。

wowuxiushizailouxiagongyuansanbu，zhengyangtoukanshushangdemaque，yituoniaoshibupianbuyizazaiwoetoushang。

bierenshicaigoushiyun，neiwozheisuanshenme？niaoshizatouyun？wenredechuganshunzhelianjiawangxiahua，

woshunjianjiangzaiyuandi，zhouweiyinyuechuanlaidididexiaosheng。zhengshoumangjiaoluandixiangzhaozhijin，

yizhigujiefenmingdeshoushendaowomianqian，shouliniezheyibaoweichaifengdeshijin。youshilinzhixing。tazhanzaijibuwai，

zuijiaominzhe，ergenqueqiaoqiaofanhong。wozhidaotazairenxiao，zheirenmingmingkanzheqingleng，quelianbiexiaodouzangbuzhu。

woyoujiongyouqi，shizaishidiuren，erqiehaishizaishuaigemianqian，gengdiurenle，henbudezhaogedidongzuanjinqu。

woqiangguotashoulideshijinhuluancazhelian，gujidongzuotailangbei，tahuranwangqianyibu，shenshouxiangbangwo。

zhijiankuaiyaopengdaowolianjiashi，tayoumengdidunzhu，xiangbeitangdaoyiyangshoulehuiqu，

zhishiyongyanshenshiyiwozuobianmeicaganjing。「xiexie。」womenshengshuo。tayaoyaotou，

nachushoujikuaisudaleyixingzijiwokan：「fujinyouxishoujian。」neitiantachuanzhexiuxianzhuang，

qianhuisedeweiyichendepifugengbai，yangguangluozaitajiemaoshang，touxiayixiaopianyinying。

wodingzhetaditoudazidecelian，xinlihuranmaochugehuangtangdeniantou：zheirenjiusuanshiyaba，yetaizhaorenleba，

zhenrangrenxihan。zheiyangderenyaoshichengweilaogong，yidingbuhuicha，meitianshangxinyuemude，haibuhuichaojia。

weiciwozuoleyigedadandejueding，woyaobatanaxia！congneitianqi，wokaishiyouyiwuyidizhizao「ouyu」。

zhidaotameizhousanhuilaiwomengongsifujindekafeiguan，wojiuqiazhedianqumaikafei，

jiazhuangshiyuanfen；tingshuotaxihuanzaibangwanqujiangbianpaobu，wojiumeitianraoyuanluquneibiansanbu。tazongshilimaode，

jiandaowohuidiantouweixiao，youshihuinachushoujidaziwenwo「xiabanle？」，danneixiaoronglizongdaizhedianshuli，

xianggezheyicengtoumingdeboli。woyiweizheiyangnenggengjinyibuzengjinbicidejuli，haishixiaosuanpandacuole，

cixingcifabuxing，neiwojiuhuanyigefazi。wotuorendatingtadeshi，caizhidaotabushitianshengshiyu，

shixiaoshihoushengbingshaohuaileshengdai。wairenzhikandaotanianjiqingqingzhangguangongsidefengguang，

quebuzhidaotayinweibunengshuohua，zaishengyichangshangshouguoduoshaobaiyan。yourenshuotagupi，yourenshuotalengmo，

zhiyouwojianguotabangqingjiegongjianqidiaoluodelajidai，jianguotaweiliulangmaoshiwenroudeyanshen。

wokaishigengzhudongdikaojinta。jitadaiqinshouzuodebiandang，jiekouqingjiaowentiqutagongsilouxiadengta，

shenzhizaitakaicheshi，houzhelianpizuojinfujia。quangongsiderendouzhidaolinzongyouneimeyigemaomeiruhuade「tiangou」

，danlinzongbuweisuodong，douzaiweiwodehoulianpidianzan。tacongbumingquejujue，queyeshizhongbaochizhejuli，

huishouxiabiandang，danhuihuizenggengguideliwu；huinaixinkanwodiguoqudewenti，

dancongbuyaowoshanglouzuozuo；huisongwohuijia，dancongbuzailouxiaduodaiyimiao。yuenanwushudewo，

cikehaizhenshiyouxiekanbuqingtashishenmezhaoshule，shuoshizhananba，youbushi，bijingrenjiameitongyiwodezhuiqiu。

gaibuhuishiguyidiaozhewoba！youciwoguqiyongqiwenta：「linzhixing，nishibushitaoyanwo？」tatingxiajiaobu，

zhuanguoshenrenzhendikanzhewo，ranhouzaishoujishangda：「meiyou。」「neiniweishenmezongduozhewo？」

tadeshouzhizaipingmushangdunlehenjiu，jiudaowoyiweitabuhuihuida，caitiaochuyixingzi：「womenbuheshi。」

「nalibuheshi？」wozhuiwen，「shiyinweiwonianjixiao？haishiyinweinijuedewopeibushangni？」

tamengditaiqitou，yanshenlishanguoyisihuangluan，xiangshibeishuozhonglexinshi。neitiantameizaihuifu，

zhishicongconglikaile。wozhidaotazaizibei。zheigezaiwairenmianqianshafaguoduandenanren，huiyinweizijibunengshuohua，

juedepeibushangwozheigenengzhengchangjiaoliude「putongren」。zhihouwomeizaibita，zhishihuanlezhongfangshi。

wojitafaquzijihuadesuxie，huadeshitapaobushidebeiying；jitafenxiangwokandaodehaoxiaoduanzi，

jishitabunenghuiyingxiaosheng；zaitagongsilouxiadengtashi，huipengzhebenshuanjingdidu，

buzaixiangyiqianneiyangjijizhazha。zhuanjifashengzaiyigeyuye。wozaitagongsilouxiadenglelianggexiaoshi，

yuyuexiayueda，tachulaishikandaodejiushibaozhexigaisuozaiwuyanxiadewo。takuaibuzouguolai，

tuoxiaxizhuangwaitaopizaiwoshenshang，waitaoshangdaizhetashenshangdandandexueqiewei。「nizenmelaile？」

tazaishoujishangwen，meitouzhouzhe，xiangshizaishengqi。「xiangjinisongzheige。」

wocongbaolitaochuyigexiaoxiaodeluyinbi，「wolulejintiangongyuanlideniaojiao，haiyouxiaopengyoudexiaosheng，ni……」

huameishuowan，jiubeitabaozhule。tadehuaibaohenjiangying，daizhedianzhandou，xiabadizaiwofading，menmende。

guolehenjiu，tacaisongkaiwo，yanlifanhong，zaishoujishangdaleyixingzi，

zitiyinweishoudezhandouyouxiewaiwainiuniu：「bieduiwozheimehao，wojibulenixiangyaode。」

「woxiangyaodejiushinia。」wodianqijiaojian，qingqingwenlewentadechunjiao，「linzhixing，

nengbunengbiezaiduozhewole？nibuyongshuohua，tingwoshuojiuhao，wohuishuohenduohenduohuajiniting，shuodaonifanweizhi。

」tazhengzhengdikanzhewo，yanlixiangshiluolexingxing。henjiuhenjiu，tahuanhuandi、qingqingdi，dianlediantou。

neitiandeyuhaizaixia，danwojuedexinliliangtangtangde。wozhidaozheitiaolukenenghuiyouhenduokunnan，

tahuoxuhaihuiyinweizibeiertuisuo，danmeiguanxi，wohuiqianzhetadeshou，yibuyibuzouxiaqu。bijing，

nengrangbingshanronghuade，conglaidoubushimengliedeyangguang，ershixishuizhangliudewennuana。

yourenshuonvshengdezhudonghuibiandehenlianjia，yechangchangquanwobuyaobaifeiliqile。danwobuzheimerenwei，

xihuanjiushixihuan，buweixihuanernuliguo，zheicailianjiani，jiusuanshibaifeiliqiyeshishouhuoxinganqingyuandemeihao。

quedingguanxihoudediyitian，woshizaitagongsilouxiadengtaxiabande。shoulilinzhegangmaidecaomeidangao，

hezishangdehudiejiebeifengchuidehuanghuangyouyou。tachulaishi，jiaobusihubipingshikuailexie，kandaowoshoulidedangao，

yandiyangkaidianxiaoyi，shenshoujieguoshi，zhijianqingqinggoulexiawodezhangxin。neishiwomendiyiciqianshouzouzaimalushang。

tadeshouhenda，zhangxindaizhedianbojian，bawodeshouzhenggebaozailimian。luguohuadianshi，taturantingxialai，

zhizhechuchuanglidexiangrikui，nachushoujidazi：「zheigeshiheni。」woxiaozheyaoyaotou：「wogengxihuannisongde。

」talenglexia，ergenmanmanhongle，xiangshimeixiangdaowohuizheimezhibai。taqishihenhuizhaoguren。

zhidaowozaoshangailaichuang，meitianqidianzhunshifaxiaoxijiaowoqichuang，

shineizhongdaizheyangguangbiaoqingdebiaoqingbao；zhidaowobuchixiangcai，meicichuquchifan，

douhuitiqianzaishoujishangdahao「buyaoxiangcai」dijifuwuyuan；lianwosuikoutiguoxihuanmougeleduidege，

tadouhuimomoxiazaidaochezaiyinxiangli，dengwozuoshangcheshi，ganghaoxiangqishuxidexuanlv。

womenjiaoliudefangshihentebie。tashuohuakaoshoujidazi，huozhejiandandeshoushi，woquezongnenghenkuaimingbaitadeyisi。

tazhoumeijiushi「buxihuan」，tiaomeijiushi「zhendema」，qingqingpaiwoshoubeijiushi「bieshengqi」。

youciwozaitabangongshikandianying，kandaoganrendedifangkudexilihuala，tadizhijindedongzuodoudaizhedianhuangluan，

zuihougancuibawolanjinhuaili，yixiaxiapaizhewodebei，xiangshizaihongxiaopengyou。taqishihenaixiao，

zhishiyiqianzangdeshen。wojitajiangxiaohua，napashihenlengdeneizhong，tayehuiwanqiyanjing，

jianbangqingqingdouzhexiao；woxuezhetadeyangzizuoguilian，tahuinachushoujipaixiawodechouzhao，ranhoushechengliaotianbeijing。

youciwomenquguangyeshi，wobeikaochuantangdaoshetou，tayibianrenzhexiao，yibianbenzhuodijiwodishui，

shouzhipengdaowozuichunshi，lianggerendoujianglexia，kongqilituranjiutiansiside。takaishimanmanfangxiafangbei。

huidaiwoqutachangqudemimijidi，shijiangbianyigefeiqidedengta，

tashuoxiaoshihoubukaixinjiulaizheilidaizhe；huibagongsidequshidazijiangjiwoting，

baokuonagebumenjingliyounaolexiaohua；shenzhihuizaiwomianqian，duizhejingzilianxijiandandefayin。youtianwanshang，

taturanlazhewodeshou，zuichundonglebantian，fachumohude「ng」sheng，suiranbuchengdiao，

woqueyixiazihongleyankuang——wozhidao，tashixiangduiwoshuohuaa。womendelianaimeiyouhonghonglielie，

quezangzheshubuqingdexiaowenrou。tahuijidewoyimaqi，tiqianbeihaohongtangjiangcha；wohuixuezhekantadekouxing，

manmantingdongtaxiangbiaodadeyisi；womenzouzailushang，yongyuanshitaqianzhewodeshou，

kaolicezou；shuiqiandezuihouyitiaoxiaoxi，yongyuanshitafalaide「wanan」，houmiangenzheyigebenzhuodeaixinbiaoqing。

youciwopazaitahuailiwen：「linzhixing，niyiqianshibushijuede，meirenhuixihuanyigeyabaa？」

tachenmolehuier，zaiwoshouxinqingqingxie「shi」。「neinixianzaizhidaoleba，」wotaitouwenlewentadexiaba，

「woxihuanni，xihuandeshihuijiliulangmaodaimaoliangdeni，shihuibawaitaojiwopideni，

shixiaoqilaiyanjingxiangxingxingdeni。genninengbunengshuohua，yidianguanxidoumeiyou。」taditoukanzhewo，

yanshenruandexiangmianhuatang，ranhoumanmandixiatou，qingqingwenlewenwodeetou。neitianwanshangdeyueguanghenhao，

touguochuanghuluozaiwomenjiaowodeshoushang。wozhidao，taxinlideneicengbing，zhengzaiyidiandianhuachengshui，

erwohuiyizhipeizheta，dengchuntianlai。womendehunlibandebusuanshengda，quechuchushitadexinyi。

congqingjianshangtaqinshouhuadexiaochahua，daoxianchangbaifangdewozuiaidebaimeigui，shenzhilianbeijingyinle，

doushitazhaorenbawochangpaodiaodegezhongxinbianqude。jingjiushi，zongyouxiebushudeqinqiheshengyihuoban，

yanshenzaiwoshenshangdazhuan，hualihuawaidoudaizhe「xiaogunianghaofuqi」「linzongzhenshitengren」deyiwei。

yougemanlianyouguangdelaobanshenzhiduanzhejiubeicouguolai，paizhelinzhixingdejianbangshuo：「linzongzheiyanguang，