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wuqizuoweizhujiaodeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《wodeyifenjiatingxinxibiaoyinfalaoshizhennu》，jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmideaiqinggushi，shizuozhe“yezidong”deyibuwanjieyuanchuangzuopin，，gushineirongjianjie：fuqinzhiyehelianxidianhuadougannongxuzuojia，nidechengxincunzaiyanzhongwenti！chengjizaihao，yemeiyouzigedaibiaowomenxuexiaohuodebaosong！”“suoyi，jingxuexiaoyanjiujueding……

精彩章节

xinbanzhurenfafangjiazhangxinxibiao，yaoqiuwomenrushi，yansutianxie。womianduifuqinzhiyeyilan，

xiangqifuqindedingzhuhecongxiaodaodadeteshujingli，pingjingditianlebaomi。banzhurensixiazhaodaowo，

bunaifandidao：“nibashiganshenmegongzuo？”wolengzhu：“laoshi，wobadegongzuoxuyaobaomi。

”tababiaogezhongzhongpaizaizhuoshang，nudao：“wuyejiuxiewuye，shenmebaomi？niyiweizaixiexiaoshuoma？

mashangxieyiwanzidejiantao，daihuijiaojiwo！”wobujie，baomigongzuojiushibunengshuodeya！

dengtazhidaowobadezhiyehou，taquezuobuzhule。1banzhurenwuqilaoshijiazhejiaoan，yinchenzhelianzoujinlejiaoshi。

“tongxuemen，zaishangkezhiqian，woxiangxianqiangdiaoyixiachengxinwenti。”tashuangshouchengzaijiangtaishang，“womenyouxietongxue，

zaigerenxinxishangnongxuzuojia，haijubuhuigai！”dixiachuanlaijishengyayideqiexiao。

wotongzhuoyonggebozhoupenglepengwo，dishengdao：“wei，youshuonini。”wuqilaoshitebiedexiaoxinyan，

banshangtongxuedoubuganjiangtahuaihua。wozuanjinlefangzaizhuoxiadeshou，zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，

yongtengtongweichizhebiaomiandepingjing。wulaoshijianwomeiyoufanying，yuqigengjialingli：“wozaishuoyici，wuye，

jiutianwuye！wunong，jiutianwunong！shinidefuqinjianbuderenma？”“wanzheizhongwangluoshangdechouxianggeng，

xiandenihenyoumoma？zheizhonghuazhongquchongdexingwei，pohuailewomenzhenggebanjidefengqi！”“zhoumin！

”tadianlewodeming，“nijiwozhanqilai！dangzhequanbantongxuedemian，zaishuoyibian，nibadaodishiganshenmede？

jintianbixujiwoyigemingquededafu！”quanbantongxuedoukanxiangwo，yanlishikanrenaobuxianshidadexingfen。

woshenxiyikouqi，manmandizhanleqilai。“wulaoshi，”wolengjingdao，“wotiandedoushishishi，

wofuqindegongzuoxingzhiteshu，xuyaobaomi。”quanbanyipianhuaran。wulaoshiqideliansetieqing，

tayongliyipaizhuozi：“wojiaoshuzheimeduonian，shenmejiazhangmeijianguo？woxianzaijiujinijiazhangdadianhua！

woqinziwenta！yaoshishuobuchugesuoyiran，nijintianjiujiwozhanzheshangke，yizhizhandaobiye！

”wowunaidao：“neinidaba。”wulaoshitaochushoujilijibodalewoliudedianhua，anxialebohaojian，

keyidakailemianti。shoujiyangshengqilichuanlaiyigejixiedenvsheng：ninhao，ninsuobodadehaomashikonghao。

qingchazhenghouzaibo。jiaoshilishunjianbaofachuhongtangdaxiao。“konghao！juranshikonghao！”“zhoumin，

nibianyebiangenengdatongdehaoa！”“zheixialuxianleba！”wuqiqiaduandianhua，xiongkoujulieqifu，

tajuedebeiwoxinonghexiurule。“zhoumin！”tajihushihouchulaide，“nihaiyoushenmekeshuode？

yongyigekonghaolaihunonglaoshi，hunongxuexiao！nijianzhiwufawutian，mashangjiwogundaozoulangshangquzhanzhe！

”wojieshidao：“wulaoshi，wozaojiushuoguo，wofuqingongzuoteshu，bushisuibianshei，yongsuibianyibushouji，

jiunengdatongde。”wulaoshiqidehunshenfadou，tarenweiwozaizuiying：“gunchuqu！”wotankouqi，

renmingdezouchulezoulang。mamayinbingzaozaoqushi，babagongzuoyouteshu，

zheixienianwoyijingxuehuilezijizhaoguziji。wotaochujiamidianhua，bodaleyigedianhua。

“ba”wodeshengyinhenqing，“wodebanzhuren，wuqilaoshi，tayinweixuexiaotianbiaofumuzhiyeneiyilan，

wotinitianlebaomi，duiwoyouxiewuhui。ninenggentajieshiyixiama？”dianhuaneitouchenmolepianke，

babashengyinpingwen，biaoshilijie：“zhidaole，qingkuangyishangbao。huiyourenlaichuli。

”2wobaozhegangshouqidewulizuoyeben，zouxiangjiaoshibangongshi。gangdaomenkou，

wojiutingdaolebanzhurenwuqideshengyin。“neizhoumin，jiushiyikelaoshushi！fuqinzhiyetianbaomi，dianhuashikonghao！

zheishishenmexingzhi？zheishigongranqipianxuexiao，qipianlaoshi！jiafengjiuyouwenti！”wodexinyichen，

zheishiyigewenhedeshengyinchalejinlai，shijiaowulidewanglaoshi。“wulaoshi，xiaoxiaoqi，

zhouminzheihaizizaiwowulikeshangyizhihenrenzhen，zuoyeyewanchengdehenhao，buxiang……”“zhirenzhimianbuzhixina，

wanglaoshi！”wuqideshengyinbagao。“nijiushitaishanliang！zheizhongxueshengwojianduole，xuexihaoyoushenmeyong？

renpinbuxing，jianglaijiushishehuidezhazi！taneigedie，zhibudingshiganshenmejianbudeguanggoudangde，

tacaizheimezhezheyanyan！”worenwukeren，yijiaojiangmenchuaikai。tianbiaomeijieshiqingchushiwodewenti，

dantazuoweilaoshi，pingshenmewuruwoba？suoyoulaoshidemuguangdoutouxiangwo，wuqizuozaitadegongweishang，

lianshanghaicanliuzheweixiaodenuqiyukebo。wozhishizhewuqi：“wulaoshi，nikeyizhiyiwo，

danbunengzheiyangwumiewodefuqin！nimeiyouzhengju，pingshenmezheimeshuo！

”wuqiliansetieqingdezhizhewo：“nizheishishenmetaidu？toutinglaoshitanhua，haiganchuangjinlaidingzui！

woshuocuolema？wokannijiushiquefajiajiao！”“wodejiajiaoshishishiqiushi，shizunshoujilv！

”wohaobutuisuodiyingshangtademuguang，meiyigezidouzhidiyousheng，“wotiandejiushishishi，zhiyuwobadezhiye，

nibupeizhidao！”“fanlenile！”wulaoshiqidehunshenfadou，zhuaqizhuoshangdejiaoanbendiuxiangwo，

beiwocetouduoguo。tanuhoudao：“gunchuqu！yihouwodeke，nidoujiwozhandaohoumianting！

”wanglaoshishangqiandayuanchang：“wulaoshi，lengjingdian，haiziyeshiyishichongdong……”“wanglaoshinibieguan！

”wuqizhengzaiqitoushang，genbentingbujinrenhequangao。wojianghuailineiluoshoudezhengzhengqiqidewulizuoyeben，

qingqingdifangzailewanglaoshidezhuozishang。wozhuanguoshen，zaisuoyoulaoshifuzademuguangzhushixia，tingzhilejibei，

zouchulebangongshimen。zaimenguanshangdeneiyichanei，wotingdaoshenhouchuanlaiwuqidepaoxiao：“kankan！

zheishishenmetaidu，wukejiuyao！wofeidehaohaojiaoxunta！”jiexialaiwobeibamianlewulikedaibiao，

pingchangdexiaozuzuoyeyebianchenglezijiyizu。zheixiedoumeiguanxi，wobunengrangtamenfenxin。

xianzaizuizhongyaodeshizhuanxinfuxi，chongciwulijingsai，nadaomingciwojiunengbaosongxinyidaxuele。kekaoshidangtian，

dangjiankaolaoshinazhemifengdeshijuandaizoujinjiaoshishi，wodexinyichen。shiwuqi。tashouzhiqiaoleqiaoshijuandai，

“woxiwangmouxietongxue，nengshouqineixiebugaiyoudexinsi，kaozijidezhenshishuipingdati。fouze，

houguohuihenyanzhong。”“mouxietongxue”zhideshishei，buyaneryu。3shijuanxiafa，woqiangpozijilengjingxialai，

wojinbi，jiangsuoyoujingshenningjuzaitimushang。zheishiwuqizhandaolewodezuoweipang，jinjinditiezhewodezhuozizhanzhe，

muguangsisididingzhewoyansuanmeiyigebuzhou。judadeyapogancongtoudingchuanlai，

woshenzhinengtingdaotakeyifangzhongdehuxisheng。woshenxiyikouqi，nulipingbitadecunzai。

dangwozhengzaisikaoyidaofuzadetimushi，wuqizaiwoshenbianguyiqingleqingsangzi。wogangxiexiaguanjiandejisuanbuzhou，

tapixiedexiejianguyiditileyixiawodezhuotui。ouertafuxiashen，zhuangzuojianchawodezhunkaozhengxinxi，

butingdehuanzhehuayangganraowo。wodehoubeikaishishenchulenghan，wobideshouxinyebiandehuani。

wojiangsuoyouganraozhuanhuaweidongli，wobunengshu。wanchenglesuoyoutimu，wozhangzhangshuleyikouqi，fangxiabi，

jianchazhejuanmian。zheishi，jiaojuan**xiangqi。wuqixiangqianyibu，yongyanlideshengyinhandao：“zheiweitongxue！

liketingbi！zaibufangxiabi，wojiangyizuobilunchu，quxiaonidechengji！”wozhenjingtaitou，

kandaoletadeyidemuguang。woyuguangmiaodaodasaizudejiankaorenyuandaole，

jiangzijizaoyikongkongruyedeshuangshoutankaizaizhuomianshang：“wulaoshi，**xiangqiqian，wozaoyitingbi。

”wuqipaoxiaodao：“nihaizaijiaobian？woliangzhiyanjingkandeqingqingchuchu！nidangwoxiama？woshuonizuobi，

nijiushizuobi！woxianzaijiukeyiyijukaochangjilv，jiangnidechengjidangchangzuofei！

”shangmianlaidejiankaolaoshijinlaixunwenzenmehuishi。“laoshi！”yigedaizhexiexujinzhangdeshengyin，

congwodexiehoufangxiangqi。shigebibandexuexiweiyuan，tajuzheshou，muguangqingchedikanzhewuqi。

nvshengrenzhendishuodao：“laoshi，wokeyizuozheng，jiaojuan**xiangqideshihou，zhoumintongxuequeshiyijingfangxiabile，

wokanjianle。”kaochanglixiangqiyizhensaodong。jiankaolaoshizaichang，youyourenzheng，

wuqizhaobudaorenheliyoujixudiaonanwo。taliansenankan，，yibazhuaqinizhuomiandeshijuan，

dishengweixiedao：“nijiwodengzhe，youdeshibanfazhini。”womeiyoulihui，huitoukanxiangweiwozuozhengdenvsheng，

duitatouquyigeganjideyanshen。taweiweidianlediantou，biandixiatouzhenglizijidedongxi。

wulijingsaidechengjigongshidehenkuai，xibaotiezaixuexiaogonggaolanzuixianyandeweizhi。

reliezhuhewoxiaozhoumintongxuezaiquanguozhongxueshengwulijingsaizhongronghuoyidengjiang！

zhouweidetongxuetoulaixianmuhejingpeidemuguang，woxinzhongyikuaijushiluodi。anzhaoxuexiaodeguiding，

zheigemingciyiweizhewoyijingyizhijiaotaruledingjiandaxuedebaosongmingdan。ranerjiexialaidebanhui，

yuxiangzhongdezhuhemeiyoudaolai。banzhurenwuqizhanzaijiangtaishang，lianshangshixiqiyangyangdexiaorong。“tongxuemen，

jintianyouyigetiandadehaoxiaoxiyaoxuanbu！”taqingleqingsangzi，shengyinhongliang，“womenbandewanghaotongxue，

pingjieqiyouyidezonghesuzhiheyiguandetuchubiaoxian，chenggonghuodelebaoguidebaosongzige！

rangwomenyongzuireliedezhangsheng，gongxiwanghaotongxue！”jiaoshilixiangqilexixilaladezhangsheng。

suoyourendemuguangdoubuyouzizhudipiaoxiangwo，youkanxiangdeyidewanghao，tashenzhilianjingsaidechusaidoumeiyoucanjia。

wodedanaoyipiankongbai。4woyaozhehoucaoyazhiwen：“wulaoshi，jingsaidiyimingdeshiwo！anzhaoxuexiaoguiding，

baosongmingenandaobuyinggaishiwodema？”quanbanyaquewusheng。wuqichixiaoyisheng：“nizaizuomengmazhoumin？

”tanaqijiangtaishangdeyizhangbiaogehuanglehuang：“baosongzige，xuyaojingguoyangedezigeshencha！nidedanganli，

fuqinzhiyehelianxidianhuadougannongxuzuojia，nidechengxincunzaiyanzhongwenti！chengjizaihao，

yemeiyouzigedaibiaowomenxuexiaohuodebaosong！”“suoyi，jingxuexiaoyanjiujueding，

nidebaosongzigeshenhebuyutongguo，zheigeminge，shunyanjizonghebiaoxiangengyouxiudewanghaotongxue。nitingmingbailema？

”tajixuchaofengdao：“fuqinbuzhidaozenmejiaode，yangchengzheizhong……”“nibizui！”womengdizhanqishen，

jiyalehenjiudefennu、qurubugan，zaizheiyikebaofa。wofennudao：“wuqi！

niyoushenmezigetiwodejiajiao！nizheizhonglanyongzhiquan，wumiexuesheng，diandaoheibaideren，caibupeizhanzaijiangtaishang！

”wuqidelianshunjianniuqu，taqidehunshenfadou，jianshengjiaodao：“tiyuweiyuanqianwen！jiwozhuazhuta！

wokantashiyaozaofan！”qianwenshiwuqidetouhaogoutui，zhangzhehewuqiguanxijin，zaibanliyixiangzhigaoqiyang。

qianwenlikedaizhelianggegentahunzaiyiqidenanshengchongleshanglai，yizuoyiyousisiniuzhulewodegebo，

jiangwoanzaiyuandidongdanbude。wofenlizhengzha，danshuangquannandisishou。zhouweitongxuedoubuganchusheng，

shengpazijibeiboji。wuqicongjiangtaishangzouxialai，yibububijin：“youniangshengmeiniangjiaodedongxi，

jintianwojiutinineigezangtouluwei，buzhidaoganshenmegoudangdedie，haohaojiaoyujiaoyuni！

”taminglingdao：“xianzailikejiwoguixia，weinigangcaidexingweidaoqian！”“xiuxiang！

”wojihushicongyafenglijichuzheilianggezi，yongjinquanshenliqitingzhijiliang，angzhetou，sisidengzheta。

wuqichixiaoyisheng，duiqianwenshilegeyanse：“bangtayixia。”qianwenhelingyigenanshengtongshiyongli，

yongxigaihenhendingxiangwodetuiwo。yizhenjutongchuanlai，wodeshuangtuibushoukongzhidiyiruan，shentixiangxiazhuiqu。

danwoyongzuihoudeyizhiliqiangchengzhe，danxiguidi，lingyitiaotuisisizhicheng，wulunruhebukenshuangxichudi。

tatigaoyinliang：“zenme？haibufuqi？niyiweinibashigeshenmedongxi？wogaosuni，

zhiyouneixieduozaiyingouli，ganzhejianbuderengoudangdezuifan，caixuyaozheiyangzhezheyanyan！”wotaiqitou，

shuangyantonghongdedengzhewuqi：“wuqi！nizheimewufawutian，jiubupawoquzhaoxiaozhangma？

”wuqilengxiaoyisheng：“gaosuni，fuxiaozhangjiushiwoqinbiaoge！zaizheigexuexiao，woxiangrangnidaibuxiaqu，

nijiudegundan！haixiangqugaozhuang？shengshengbani！xianzaijiwoketourencuo！”qianwendengrentingdaozheijuhua，

shoushangdelidaogengzhongle。zheishijiaoshimenbeichuaikai，menkouchuxianlejigeshenying。“xiaozhang，nizenmelaile？

”“ba，nilaila！”5weishoudeshimiansecanbai，manlianlenghandexiaozhang，

houmiangenzhewobahejiweiwoburenshideshushu，dagaishitongshi。wobalenglengkaikou：“fangkaita。

”qianwensongkaishou，helingwailianggenanshengjingkongdihoutui，chadiantanruanzaidi。“xiaozhang！nilaidezhenghao！

”wuqixiaobukuaipaoguoqu，erenxiangaozhuang：“jiushizheigexueshengzhoumin！tawufawutian，

gongranzaiketangshangdingzhuangrumalaoshi，pinxingjiqibaihuai！wozhengzhunbeiduitajinxingyansuchuli，tajuranhaiganfankang！

xiaozhang，zheizhonghaiqunzhimabixuyancheng，wojianyilikejiangtakaichuxueji，yizhengxiaofeng！”xiaozhangzhanglezhangzui，

kanzhewuqideyanshenchongmanlejuewang。zheishi，wuqicaizhuyidaoxiaozhangshenhouneijiweiqichangbirendemoshengnanren。

tajianxiaozhangbushuohua，haiyiweixiaozhangshimoxuletadechulifangshi。tashangxiadalianglewobayiyan，

buxiedao：“yo！nijiushizhouminneigezangtouluwei，zhiyedoubuganshuodedieba？laidezhenghao！

ninver......”pa！xiaozhanghenhenpaizaipangbiandekezhuoshang，daduanlewuqineizuosideyanlun。“wuqi！

nibizui！nizhibuzhidaonizaigensheishuohua？”wobashenhouneiweigongzuorenyuanyanshenyili，xiangyaoshangqian，

quebeiwofuqinyigeshoushilanzhu。wofuqinkanzhewuqi，huanhuandao：“wonverzenmenile？

”wuqichaofengdao：“zhenshiyoushenmeyangdedie，jiuyoushenmeyangdenver。”wofuqinlianseyibian，buzaikanta，

zhuanxiangshenpangneiweiweishoudezhongnianren，weiweidianlediantou。neirenlikehuiyi，buzaiyourenhechiyi，shangqianyibu，

conghuaizhongtaochuzhengjian，zhijieliangzaishangweiwanquangaoqingchuzhuangkuangdewuqimianqian，shengyinyansu：“wuqi！

womenshiguojiaanquanjiguangongzuorenyuan！nixianzaishexiangongranwuruguojiagongxunrenyuan，eyitancha，