
zhujiaojiaoyezeyemeidexiaoshuojiaozuo《wodeyijiubaer》,benxiaoshuodezuozheshihetanghuoguosuobianxiedechuanyuezhongshengleixiaoshuo,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:kubizhongnianrenshiyezezhongshengchuanyuedaole1982nian,yibeinvfangpituitiaohexunduanjiandegaokaoluobangshengshenshang。jiatingpinkun,fumuhanhoulaoshi,xiongdijiemeizhongduo,qionga!fandouchibubao!yezequeshiyidianbuhuang,manshiyiqifengfa。qianshihunhunee、guodebuzenmeyang,laotianyeyoujiankelian,zhongyushilundaotazhongshengchuanyuele,zhongshengrenshijinshouzhiyikai——hahaha!yanqianyijingfuxianleyifufajiazhifu,yingqubaifumei,zoushangrenshengdianfengdemeihaozhantu。zhishisantianguohou……yezeneixinfennupaoxiaobuyi“lilaoer!lidong!shuohaodefajiazhifudiyitongjin——huangshan、xiaolongxiani?!zaiwozheizenmedouxingbutong?”yezeyukuwulei,yuanlaizhongshengwenlidoushipianrende……!...
manghuyitian,daolejiamenkou,yezeheergeliangrenxialebanche,yezebaliangpingsanzhuangjiuheyibaoyanjiaojilewangfusheng,duifangjimangtuituo,youxieshengqidao:“yeze,nizheiyangwozhenshengqile,qianwonale,dongxiwozhenbunengshoule。”
yezexiaomadao:“nixiangduole,zheijinijialaoyezide,nijiabuyoulianglvbanchema,guoliangtianwoyaoyongxia,budezhengdelaoyezitongyia!”
“buyong,duodashi”,wangfushengjujuedegancui,“jiushiyonggecheeryi,yaozheixieganma,zhende。”
yezeyebugentafeihua,zhijiesaitashoujili,“xingle,nahao,mangyitiandouleile,wobuliuni,kuaihuiquxiezhe。”
wangfushengbuzaijiaoqing,jieleliqu。
回到自家院里!
wandemantoudahandexiaoyatou,kanzheyezeshouzhonglinzhedelianggedaxigua,yixiajiucoushanglaile,huankuaidejiaohanzhe,“sangege,daxigua,haodadexiguaa!”
zheishihuilailushang,lubiantanyouxiaofanmai,jiujizhengleliangge。
“sangege,xiguahaochima?”xiaoyatouxiaoliandoukuaiyaotiedaoxiguapishangle,mengmengdewenzhe,zheiyeshiweixiaochihuo,haihuibianzhefadewen。
yezemolemotadexiaonaogua,duizheyingchufangmendedajieshuodao:“dajie,bazheixiguakaileba!”dileyigeguoqu,shengxiayigetajifangdaoleyuanzibiandehegouli,shuitiqingchebingliang,genbingxiangyiyang。
jinlewu,simeizhengpazaizhuozishangxiezhezuoye,yijingshangchuzhongle,chengjiyizhibucuo,yezecongdouliquchuyizhigangbi,dijileta,“xiaoxue,zheijinide!”
yexuejianshigangbi,huanxidecongdengzishangtiaoqi,jieguokeshixihandebuxing,“xiexiesange,zhei……zheiyaobushaoqianba?”
“xiegepi,woshinige!”yezexiaomayiju,“xihuanjiuxing!”
“lailailai,douguolaichixiguaba!”dajieyijingbaxiguaqiehao,zhaohujirenguolaichi。
xiaoyatoushoulipengzhekuaibitalianhaidadexigua,daoshimeitanchi,maizhexiaoduantui,jisongdaoleyezemianqian,tiantiandedao:“sangege,ji!nichi!”
yezexiaozhejieguo,zhikuaxiaoyatoudongshi,nazhixiaojiahuolaiyiju,“sangege,linglingduinizheimehao,xiacinihaijilinglingmaidabaituhaoba?”
得!
“nigexiaojilinggui!”yezeshizhigualexiatadexiaobizi,tingwuyudao。
……
wangfushenghuidaolezigejia,jinleyuanlitou,talaoniangzhengzuowuyanxiadebandengshang,mianqianyidapenyifu,zheng“hengchihengchi”dexizheni,tazhaohuleyiju,“ma,wohuilaile!”
wangmutaiqitou,yongyixiucalexiaetoudehanshui,yuqiyouxiemaiyuandao:“nizheiyidaqingzaode,paonaqule?yemeijiangerenying。”
wangfushengjinlewu,naqizhuoshangdedachahu,yemeidao,pengzhejiuhe,jielekecaidao:“hainengquna,budougennishuolema,genyezehetaergequlexiancheng,zheixietianbudouqu,niyoubushibuzhidao。”
wangmuzuilimaiyuan,buleyidao:“woshuonishibushisha?genneiliangxiongdihunyikuaiqu,nengyoushenmehao?
neidadexingzimune,sangundabuchuyigepilai,neixiaodegengshi,weilenvren,yaosiyaohuode,nengyoushenmechuxi?zheitiantianqu,deshahaochule?nishibushixiande?nigehanshazi!”
“ma!”wangfushengbagangyezejitadeheisuliaodailitoutiliuchuliangpingjiu,zouguolaidao:“nizijikankan,zheishirenyezesongde,renjiabanshijiangjiu,zenmehuibaigan”,zheishiwangfuyecongpianfangzoulechulai,wangfushengbadailidedaqianmenjidiuleguoqu,dao:“ba,zheiyanyeshiyezerangwojinide,rangwogennishangliangxia,zanjiazheilvcheguoliangtiantayaoyongxia,shijianbuzhang。”
wangfujieguoyan,youkanleyipangdeliangpingjiu,xiaozhedao:“xing!zheixiaozitinghuibanshi,bujiuchezima,yongba,fanzhengxianzaitianlitouyebumang,huoshao,wentibuda。”
wangmuqueshiyouxiedanyoudao:“haitaba,zhei……zheihuibuhuiyoushia?wokeshitingshuozheilaoyejiadeliangxiongdiqianduanrizizaifanmaishenmehuangshanheyu,zheixietianyounongshenmebinggun,zheibushitoujidaobama,daoshibiebawojiafushengjizhuajinqu。”
wangfushengzhidaozijilaoniangdexingzi,yebufeihua,congdoulitaochuliangzhangdatuanjie,dileguoqu,“ma,ninazhe,zheiyeshiyezejide,suanshiwozheixietianzhengde。”
“这……!”
wangmushoudoushiyouxiezhandoudejieguo,yibiandewangfulianshangzhenjingdebiaoqingyechabuleduoshao。
“zheimeduo?zheimaigebinggunnengzhuanzheimeduo?”haoyihui,wangmucaibukezhixinwendao。
“duia!”wangfushengdiantou,fanwendao:“xianzaitongyiwoquleba,neixianchenglizigezuomaimaideduolequle,jiusuan‘toujiban’delaile,yebunengquanjizhuaquba,doushizhengzhiyanbizhiyan,zaishuole,wojiushijidabashoude,nengyoushenmeshi,fangxinhaole!”
wangmudangjibuzaiduoshuo,jiandaoqianneiyike,xianqiandegulvquandouxiaole,zheikeshiershikuaia,shangnazhaozheizhongtiandadehaoshiqu!
jiangqianzhuangjindouli,jiuwangshengkoupenglizou,zuilishuodao:“zheilvzidehaohaoweiyangweiyang,biedanwudayingrendeshi。”
wangfushengtingwuyudeyaotouxiaoqi,zhenshi,zigezheiweilaoniangyetaixianshilexie。
wangfuzheihuiyijingdianshanggenyan,bizijiaponiangyaoxiangdeyuan,diguzhe,“laoyejiazheiliangzaizikanlaishimeishaozhuanna,kaiqiaole?”
zhuanyanyoushiyizhou,jinershengyiyehaibucuo,zhuanleyouliushilaikuai,huiqudelushang,yezeshuodao:“erge,mingernihefushengqubinggunchangnabinggun,meiwentiba?”
ergezheixierizidanqiyelianchulaibushao,paizhexiongfudao:“zedi,jiaojiwohefusheng。”
“e,haiyou!”yezetixingdao:“biewanglejineiweizhangkezhangsongyanjiu,yongheisesuliaodaibaohao。”
“我知道!”
yezeyouduiwangfushengdao:“fusheng,mingerwodeyongxialvbanche,huiqugennijialaoyezishuoshenga。”
wangfushengdianxiatou,“xiaoshi!yeze,nizheiyongcheyaoganma?mingeryoushi?”ergeyeshihaoqikanlai。
tadao:“nimenkana,xianzaishijiandoushibayuechule,zanzheibinggunmaimaidingtiannengzaiyouyigeyue,bunengdaoshibinggunshengyimeile,jiubuzhuanqianleba?”
liangrendiantou,zheixierizixialai,liangrendoushiduiyezejinhumangmudechongbai,genzhetagan,tingtade,juebuhuiyoucuo。
wangfushengxingqumanman,“yeze,nizheishibushiyouyoubiedezhuanqiandianzile?ganjinshuolaitingting。”
yezemeimaiguanzi,zhijiedao:“woxiangnonggeshaokaotan,wanshanglequdianyingyuanmenkoubaizhe,daoshizaijinongdianqishui,pijiushenme,woxiangshengyiyinggaibuhuicha。”
wangfushengpaishou,“zheizhuyihao,wanshangneidianyingyuannianqingnannvlaikandianyingliudadehaizhenbushao,zhei‘toujiban’dewanshangyebushangban。buguoyeze,zheishaokaoshishenme?nikaoshenmedongxi?”
“yangrou、zhurou、zhuyaozi,shucaixiangxiaoqingcai、qiezi,jiucaishenme,duolequle,doukeyikaoa。”
yejunliangrentingdexiqi,yejundao:“zedi,zhei……zheinihui?”yiqiankemeitingshuoguoa。
yezedianxiatou,yemeiduojieshi,“zheiliangtianmaibinggundexinkuergenimenle,wodezhunbeixiedongxilai。haiyou,woxiangzaixianchenglizugefangzi,zanzheimeitianlaihuiliangtougan,qizaotanheikechibuxiao,zugefangzi,daoshiyixieshaokaodedongxiyeyoudierfang,wanshangyebuyonghuiqu,zhijiezufangxiuxi。”
liangrenmeifandui,diantourentong。
第二天!
sanrenzuozhelvbanchelaidaoxiancheng,wangfushengqiantouganzhe,taheergehoutouzuozhe,zheiniantoudoushiaotubupingdetulu,lvchekendingbuhuiyoushenmejianzhen,yiludaoxiancheng,“kuangjikuanglang!”shenzijiumeitingxieguo,xialecheganjuehunshengutoudouyaosanjiale。
daoledier,ergefushengliangrenqubinggunchangnahuojixumaibinggun,tazeganzhelvchezhunbeixianbafangzizhaohao,wanleshaokaodeyongju,yixieshicai,zuoliaoshenme,yiyangyiyanglai。
zufangyemeizenmezixizhao,jiushiyonglaifangdongxi,shuigejueeryi,meishenmejiangjiu,zuihouzhaolegelidianyingyuanjindexiaopingfang,yigeyuezujinwukuaiqian,tazhijiezulelianggeyue,haidaigexiaoyuanzi,yougexishuchi,daoshishoushiyangrou,shucaizheixie,tingfangbiande。
zuhaofangzi,youmabutingti,qushangchangzhuanzhuanyoumeishaokaojiazi,yiquanxialai,rangtashiwangle,zheiniantourenmendouhaimeiyoushaokaodegainian,meishichangziranbuhuiyouqisuoxudeshaokaojia,zhinengzijigezuole。
yebunan,tasuimeizuoguo,danmeichiguozhurou,zongjianguozhupaoba,jiuyijiazi,zhaojikuaitiebanjitahanjie,zhijiaqilaijiuhaole,meishenmejishuhanliang。
wanleyouganzhelvchebianshangzhaozhaofeipinzhanshenme,kankanyoumeifeitie,youshiyiquanxunxialai,lengshimeiyouyijiafeipinzhan,tazheiwunaitongshi,daoshiyouxiangqigezhuanqiandehaofazi。
wuyixiweigui,shichangshangmeiyou,haimeichuxiandedongxishiwu,niyaonongchulai,chengdiyigechipangxiede,zhanlexianji,jueduiyouliketu。
kaigefeipinzhana,zheibuxiangtamaibinggun,gaoshaokao,liudongxingzhi,shinenggouzhangqizuodegudingmaimai,zheimeyizhuomo,yuefajuedekexing。
buguoyaokaigefeipinzhan,kejiubushimaibinggun、baishaokaotanneimejiandanle,shouxiandeyougedierfangfeipin,mianjihaibunengxiao。
wanlechenggudingchangsuo,zhangqimaimaile,zuizhongyaohaidegaogeyingyezhizhao,deyouzhengguiguojiarenkedeshouxu,buran‘toujiban’laiyitangchaojia,meizhunzheiyigelaiyuedenuli,quanbufuzhidongliu,yichaohuidaojiefangqianle。
haidezaixixizhuomochouhuayifan,yanxiahaishixianbashaokaotankaiqilaizaishuo。
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