《wo，diyukaiju，zhongshengchadianbeiesi》shiyibujifuxiangxiangliheqihuansecaidechuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo，youyeyaojingjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong，sulimowangchuzhishenyuyigeshenmideshijie，zhankaileyiduanguanyuyouyi、yongqihexinrendemaoxianzhilv。sulimowangchumianduizhegezhongmofaheguaiwu，tongguozhihuiheyongganzhanshenglekunnan，zuizhongdadaolemubiao。ranhoujiushidafudumiaoxie，tabeirenjiandefushangshouyangchongshangtian，renshinvzhujiao，kuaikuaileletianzhenwuyouguolewunian，ranhouyiqiekuailezhongzhizaibeixiexiudingshang……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigeshenqihelingrenzhemideqihuanshijie。
（kanqianyujing：zhenyouzai，songbaozi，xiaofeiwu，nvzhuxinzhihuizhujianbeishentinianlingtonghua，shuohuayeshicongyayaxueyukaishi。）
“bieshawo——wobuxiangsi——”
“噗——”
“mozhong，shimozhong，kuaipao......”
shanfengshangxiayipianhuangluan，xinghongdejianyingqiaowushengxishougezhexingming，bianrenchulaizheshishei，bankongzhongdebaixulaorenyanshenjingkong。
“gaiside，shishei，shisheizhaorelaidezheigemotou！”
“buxutui，lanzhuta！”
“lanbuzhuamenzhu，zhenfapole，diziyijingsileyibanle！”
“womenkuaipaobamenzhu。”dangbuzhude。
“zou！”laorenhenhendedaishangzijijigeqinchuandizi，touyebuhuidewangshanwaibenqu，ranershitujirencaidaozhongtu，jizhibinglengdeshayiquecongshenhouchuanlai。
neiyishunjian，laorenxiangyemeixiang，zhuazhushoubianyigexiaodizizhijiedangleshangqu。
“shi......”zun？
xuewuzaikongzhongzhakai，yishengwanruosuomingdelenghengchuanlai。
xiayike，yiweiduoguoyijiedelaozhetongkongfangda，erbianchuanlaipilipaladezhaliesheng。
neishilaozheshenshanggeleifabaozhakaideshengyin。
xinghongdejianshen，daizhejidixingchoudexueye，chuanxiongerguo。
“砰！”
shijiewanlaijujing，yiqiedehuhanshengdouyuanqule，“buyao——jiuwo——”
“aaa——motou，shaleni，shaleni——”
“你不得好死！”
“nihuizaobaoyingde！motou！nihuizaobaoyingde——”
cancundeyuguangzhong，zuihoushijigedizideshenyingyigegexiangyanhuazhanfang，zhuiluo，shijieguiyuxuwu。
nianqingdeheiseshenyingcongxuwuzhongzoulai，douledouxiuzi，wozhuxinghongyinxuedezhangjian。
baoyingma？takanyandixiaxueliuchenghedeshanye，chunjiaofengcidegouqi，neixieechoudexueyexiangyichangwumai，huanmanzhezhuleyanqiandetiandi。
世界！清静了！
——
苏梨猝死了！
lianxujiabanbangeyue，zaiyinfaxiongmenxinjidengmaobinghou，tayinyinyouleyugan。
danfanganmeizuowan，gongzuobuhaozhao，tayaoyaoya，xiangzhezaichengyihui，dengfangjiahaohaoxiuxideshihou。
她倒在了工位上。
死是什么感觉了？
jiusuanshixianzai“yisiyijingsile”desuli，doumeiyoushenmefayanquan，yinweizheiduanjiyihaoxiangbeimohuleyiyang，huiyiqilaishenzhiyijingbushenqingchule。
tashenzhihuaiyizijixianzaishizaizuomeng。
毕竟——
sheijiahaorensile，huichuxianzaiyipianxuebaidetiandili，shentiqingsongdeyibengsanchigao。
mianqianhaizhanzheyizhichaodabaimaomaoa。
kanzhemianqianbizijigaochu“yi、er、san、si”wugetoudexuebaipengsongdamaomi，sulifachuyishengmenghuande——“wae！”
chanshiguandebennengrangtarenbuzhushenchuzhuazhua，molemo。
有触感！不是梦？
budui，yinggaishuohaozhenshidemeng！
kandaodamaomimeiyoufanying，sulifumodeshouzhujianfangsi，zuihouhaimaijinneiyouhouyouruan，haichaojibaidemaomaodaweiboli，menghuandecengleceng。
好酥服~
jiusuanshisidiao，yezhile！
“miaowu~dabao，shinilaijiewoleme~”
sulixiaoshihoushiyangleyizhibaimaode，kexinongcunliyangmao，zuihouyangzheyangzhe，maojiubujianle，sulineishihouyouxiao，zhaobudao，kuliangsheng，meirenguan。
zheishijiuyongyuanmaizailejiyishenchu。
baimaowaizhetouqiaotaxujiu，haoxiangquerenleshenme。
ranhouzhenjiuxiangtashizongduoniandeneizhimaoyiyang，naruanhuhudedalianjiacenglecengta，“chanshiguan，laozikesuanzhaodaonila！”
suli：“wuwuwu......dabao......”
等等！
tanaoguazimengmengdecongneihouhoudemaoweibolizhengtuochulai，“dabao？nichengjingla？”
“sheishidabao，dengdeng，nishibushichenlaozibuzaishenbianzheixienian，toutouzaiwaimianyangbiedemaole！”
baimaoliangzhuabinglie，maorongrongdedaweibapadeshuqilai，yishuanghuangjinsededayanjingyanlidedingzheta。
ranhou，nafenbizizaitashenshangxiulexiu！
huangjinsemaotongmianluyihuo，youxiulexiu！
zuihoumianqiang，gaoaodeyaoleyaoweiba，“nizhinengyoulaoziyizhimao，zhidaoma？”
“laozishibuhuichengrennizaifanjianzhaoredaoderenhemaode！miao！”
苏梨：0-0
“大宝？”
“wobushidabao！dabaoshishei！nilianlaozimingzi，dengdeng——”
baimaozhamao，ranhouturanyihuimaozhuazi，yidaojinguangshanshandejuanzhoupiaolexialai，tanamaoyanjingzixichoulechou，dagaihaiyoudianjinshi，youcongkongqizhongtaochulaiyifujinsibiankuangyanjingdaishang。
“yiersansiwu......qibajiu，shi？shile？”
“nizenmehaiyouyishi？douguoquzheimejiule，nizenmehaimeilijiewana？”
“nizenmezheimemeiyongachanshide！”
猫猫咆哮.JPG
sulishuangshouchengzhutamaotou，manlianbuzhisuocuo、bumingsuoyi，chengzhetamaotoudeshouhaizhualezhua。
哇！好软！
baimaobeitazhuadeshifenshufu，zaitazhuazishangcengleceng，youmashangfanyingguolai。
“nikuaidianqulijiea，nibulijiewanzenmegenlaozihuiqua！laozixialaizhaonikeshihenfeijingde！”
“neige......”sulitaohaodemozhemaotou，“nibushuoqingchu，woyetingbudongnizaishuoxieshenmeya，maomaodashen？”
tataohaodemolemo，youmolemo，zaimolemo。
baimaohenghengliangsheng，maonaodaiqueyuelaiyuedile，zuihouyizhididaoledimian，qieyideyaoleyaoweiba。
“suanle，yuanliangnixianzaihaimeihuifujiyi，nijilaozitinghaole！”
“嗯嗯。”
suliguaiguaizuo，yibianlumao，yibiantingmaojiaoxunziji，haobantiancaitingmingbaile，zijijingranbushiren，shixiafanlijiedeshen，ehuo！tashishen！
神经病啊！
sulijiuganjuezheishizijizuodeyichangmeng，yexuyijuexinglai，tajiuzaiyiyuanchuangshangtangzhele。
mianlinyiyuandezhangdan，fangdongdecuikuan，huabeidehaikuantixing，yuyipinruxideqianbao。
zheiyangxiangzhe！tahaoxianghaishisilehao，fanzhengjialirenduitazheigeduochulaidenver，yemeiyouduoshaoguanxin。
tacusile，shuobudinghainengdedaogongsiyibipeichang，jianqingjialirendefudan。
yushisulikaishirenzhentingbaimaodekepu，tashitianwaitiantushengtuzhangdexiaoshen，yinweimeijingguoduoshaoxiulian，daozhimeiguoyiqiannian，tajiuyaoxiafanlijieshishi。
zheishishili，tayibandouyaojingliyixiemonan，zhinengkaozuohaoshigaishanbeicandechujing，xingshanyueduo，lijieguilaixiuweizhangdejiuyueduo，fanzhijiuhuigezhongbeican，liwanjieyehaishizhiqiandeguiyangzi。
erdijiushitajiushitaibailanle，meizuoduoshaohaorenhaoshi，suoyicaidelegenianjiqingqingcusideming。
suli：azhei，neihaizhenshiduibuzhulea！
zheiniantoushenxianguodeyuanlaiyeburongyi，buzhishitantanlianaineimejiandan，zheihaidaihuikuitiandile！
sulijuede，tazheicihuiquyinggaiyehaishiyiyangdeguiyangzi！haozaijushuozheishiyiqiannianyijiehui，tahuiqukeyihuanyiqiannianzaixiafanaiduda。
yiqiannian，yehenzhangle！tarenzhendexiang。
baimaogenkansigouyiyangkanzheta，“nishizhenbuzhengqia！suanle，haodailaozilaile，yinggainengchentiandaodadunshi，jinidadaxiaochao。”
“dabaonizhenhao！”sulileiyanposuogandongdepujintamaomaoweiboli。
beibaimaoyimaozhuazishanfeile，“laozijiaoshenmi，buxuzaidianjineigedabaoletingdaomeiyou！”
苏梨：......
henhao，taquedingzheishizijiyangguodemaole！
jiuzheiqumingfengge，jianzhiyitingjiushitademao。
“shenmidaren~”sulibuyaoliandezhongxincengguoqu，taohaodemotamaomaotou。
“huiguizhengti，nixianzaihaichayishi，anzhaotiandaoguidingdelijiefengge，nitoutaihouyouhuishiyi，haibuzhidaohuifashengshenme，xinghaoxianzairenjianliuxingchuanyue，wozheiliyouyitajuben！”
baimaoyihuimaozhuazi，yiduideshucongtianerjiang，chadianbasulimaizailimian。
tazhengzhazhepaqilai，naqilianshangdeyibenyikan，“badaozongcaiaishangwo？”
younaqiyiben，“lengmianwangyexiatangfei！！！”
zaiyiben，“baixuegongzhuyutadeshibatiaohaohan！！！！！”
sulimolebalian，“zheidoushishenmewanyi！”
“chuanshua，nibuzhidaoma？laozizaitianwaitianneigewangluobuhaodegoudifangdouzhidao，tiandaoweilecujinbaiwanrenjiefanrong，teyiyushijujinjiarudegongneng，congrenjiandezhuduowenxuezuopinli，shaixuanchurenqizuigaodezuopin，ranhoubadaomeidan......peipei，tianmingzhizidiujinqu。”
sulizhengjinweizuo，“zheiyanga！”taditouyikan，youkandaoyiben《beixiuqihouworangqianfuzhuihuimoji》。
咳咳咳咳咳！
“suoyiwogaizuoshenme？woyeyaochuanyibianshuzuonvzhuma？”
“nixiangdemei，nvzhuneishitiandaoqindiande，laozizuiduorangnixuangewuguandafangxiangjuqingdejiaosechuanjinqu，nibenbenfenfenduguoyisheng，zaixiangbanfazuodianhaorenhaoshi，jidiande，zhengquhuidaotianwaitiannengcongdaoshudiyipadaodaoshudishi，yebuwanglaoziweinicaozheibianxinle！”
suli：tingzhejiuhenlizhia！
倒数第一！！！
biemalebiemaletazhidaocuole。
sulilaolaoshishizaibaimaodejianduxiatiaoxuanjuben，yinweitabunengxuanzhujiaohezhongyaopeijiao，zhinengzhaoshibaxianwaidejiaose，sulichengzhiweipaohui。
paohuinengyouduoshaohaoxiachangle，tajuedingzhaogezaosizaotoutai，bushi，zaosizaochengshendejiaose，rangtaxianhuidaotianwaitiangouyibo，xiacilijieyidingnuli。
zaifanbianyidaduidoushiyanqinghegudainveliandejubenhou，sulizongsuankandaolejigezhengchangjuben，youzaimaitoukudubuzhidaoduoshaogeshichenhou，tazongsuancongzhongtiaochule，manyidejiaose。
“jiuzheige！”tajiangyiben《chuanyuehouwokaoyishouchuyigonglvelegaolengshizun》paizaibaimaomianqian。
“meishiwen，tianchongwen，suirangenwowuguan，danzheizhongbeijing，jinengmanzuyidianxiuxiandemengxiang，youbugufuduzi，zuizhongyaodeshi，zheigejiaosetaishihewole。”
baimaomizhejinshiyanyikan，sulixuanzedejiaoseshi？
“你认真的？”
baimaodeyanjingdiaodaoleshubenshang，namaozhuazixilexilian，“zheigejiaosekeshiwusuijiugualea！”
“neibuzhenghaoma？yichushengyinweitianshengjuemaibeipaoqi，danshihaomingbeirenjianfushangshouyang，fushangyijiahaiduonianjidexingshan，wuyouwulvhuodaowusuishibeixiexiudingshangshahai，keyoukewudebeijingban，huodeqingsong，sidetongkuai，jiuzheigele！”
苏梨拍板！
wushishenmidarenyilianhentiebuchenggangdemaimengbiaoqing，yiji——
“nijiushixiangtoulanzaodianhuiqu”dezhikong。
sulisajiao，maimeng，dagun，louzhebaimaofanlaigunqu，zongsuanrangbaimaodayingletadeyaoqiu。
“danshi，wosongniguoqu，xiacizaijizannengliangzhaodaonijiuyaohenjiule，zaiciqijian，nikebunenghouhui！”
“buhouhuibuhouhui！”sulizhitianpaixiongbaozheng。
ranhou，tajiulunluodaole，zaiheshanggulinglingyigeqiangbaopiaozhedejingdi。
binglengdeqingchen，binglengdehemian，fangyuanbailizhinengtingdaobeifengdehuxiaoheniaodejiaosheng。
苏梨：有一点点后悔
qishitadaoyebushiyizhengyanjiuzaizheilide。
tayishigangsuxingshi，zaiyigetebiegufenghualidafangjianli，yikanjiutebieyouqiandejiating，yeshi，suirantazheigeshentishigepaohui。
danbeipaoqiqian，tayeshishidashidexianerdaia！
liuzhelianglvxiaohuzi，daizhebaijinsefaguandezhongnianshuaidashulengmodeshenshita，“tianshengjuemai？niqueding？”
“确定，宗主。”
“neijiubuyongyouyule，wotangtangchaotianzongzongzhu，zenmehuiyouzheimegefeiwunver，haiburubatadeweizhirangjiyuer，furenneili，niduoxiadianyao，rangtaduohunshangyizhen，biefaxianzheishi。”
“shide，zongzhu！”neirenyingxialai，haiyoudianyouyu，“neierxiaojie......”
“shenmeerxiaojie，yihouzhiyouergongzi，zhiyuta！”zhongnianshuaidashuyanedekanleyantayuneigenvrenxiaosidemiankong。
“wangxueawangxue，nizheigetangtangxiuzhenjiediyitiancaidenvxiu，zenmenengshengchuzheimefeiwudenverle，haiburuyuerdezizhile，weifuxiangniyinggaiyebuxiangzijibeishangzheizhongwudianba！”
“diudaorenjianjiequba，diuyuanyidianyihoubielaiaiyan，zheizhongfeiwutizhi，yejiurenjianshihetale！”
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