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zuijinhenduowangyouduixiaoshuo《wodeyemannvshangsi》dehouxufeichangganxingqu,benwenshiyibendoushishenghuowen,zhujiaoyinranlinxiyanyidejuqingzhonghangaileduozhongyuansu,dashen“xixiangshaonian.”chuangzuodezhuyaoneirongyou:“baijie,womenzhaogedifangzuoxialai,womanmanhenishuoqingchu,haoma?”woshitubatadeqingxuwendingxialai,zhaogedifangbazheijianshiqingshuoqingchu。…………

精彩章节

henjiuhou,henleile,woyidongdaobataiqian,bataihenzhang,zuozhehenduoxiyandejimomeinv,woyaoyaotou,yaoleyibeiyinliao,kanzhepangbiandezixubiaoliudenanshimenruhebuzhuomeinv。

youbianyigetoufapijianchuanzhebaolushimaodenvhai,qiaozheerlangtuijingjingdehezhejiu,yigechuanzhexizhuanggelvdenanrenguoqu:“xiaojie,hebeijiuba。”

“滚。”

neigenanrenzhiqudegunle。

youyigedabanshishangdenanrenguoqu:“xiaojie,shangliantiaogewu。”

“滚。”

zheigenanrenyezhiqudegunle。

bujiuyouyigeshuaigeguoqu,henshuaiqihenyouxingdekaozaibataijuqishouzhongdepijiu:“yigerenma?”

zheigenvhailicaizheigeshuaigele,dingdingdekanzhezheigeshuaige:“jiwogun。”

“niyoushenmelebuqide。”

“滚。”

neigeshuaigeyilianhuidechetui。

woyongzuoshouzhouchengzhebatai,shouzhangtuozhetoukanrenao,taturanzhuantouguolaikanzhewo。woturanyelengle,dingzhetahenjiuhouwomatale:“kanshenmekan?”

lipinger,neigebawopianjinzawufangdahanwofeilitadenvhai,womalehou,zhuannianyixiang,ruguobushita,woyebuhuibeifangzhucangku,ruguobuqucangku,wonalaideneimegaogongzi?lipingerzheiyangzuodeyuanyin,wufeishishoulemohuairendezhishi。

taquekaoleguolai,tayehelebushao,yanjingmimang,mizheyankanwo:“nisheia?niganmawo。wogenniwuyuanwuchouniganmawo?”

“laozijiumaniyouzenmeyang?wohaixiangdani。”

toushangdiaodengdeyishudengguangsaoguowolianshang,takanqinglewodeyangzi:“yinran?”

“shiwo,niyaobuyaojiaofeili?”

tameishuohua,kanzhefuwuyuan:“jiwoliangdabeibaijiu。”

fuwuyuanbajiunaguolai,tagudonggudongjiannandehewanzheiliangdabei,xiangouxiangoudecacazui:“gangcaideliangbeijiu,shifajiu,woduibuqini。”

“womeidasuanjieshounidedaoqian,zhijieshuoyuanyinba。”

“yitianmobuzhangrangwobayifenziliaochuanzhen,neifenziliaoshiwomengongsigegexilieshoujidechuchangjia,benlaishifajilingyijiajiamengdian,kewoquenongcuolechuanzhenhaoma,zhijiechuanzhendaolewomengongsideyigedakehu,neigekehukanlewomengongsidejiagedidanhou,shuowomenzhuantamentaiduo,tuidinglejibaibushouji,ranggongsisunshilebushao,wozhidaowodaibuxiaqule,zhihaoquqiumobuzhang,tajiurangwoyanlezheichangxi。”tatingtingdundunde,yaoyaohuanghuangdeshuozhe。

“meishide,gangkaishiwoshihenhennide,danruguobushini,wohaizaibangongshiyezaojiubeisaodichumenle,nayouxianzaidefengguang。”

tajuqijiubei:“zhuheni,nishigehaoren。woxinliduiniyizhiyoukui,woshenzhilabuxialianqujianni,henidaoqian。jiusuannimawo,dawo,woyesuinile。dangshimobuzhanghaidayingworuguowozuolezheijianshiqing,chenggongbaninongzouhou,nidekongquerangwonanpengyoujinqutianle。wonanpengyoubiyechulaineimejiu,yizhidouzhaobudaogongzuo,jiarudandanshiweilewoziji,wobuhuidaying,keshiweilewonanpengyou,jiusuansiwoyehuiquzuode。”

“neiganqinghao,womensigeren,ni,ninanpengyou,mohuairenhewodougeyousuodele。”

“wonanpengyouweileqian,genleyigebeijingdefupozoule。qianzhendeshineimezhongyaoma?”tadeyanleituranqingxieerxia。

qianjiushineimezhongyao,kanlaizheizhonggushibingbushizhifashengzaiwoshenshangeryi,woturanyouleyizhongbiantaidepinghenggan,gandaomeineimenanshoule。

hezuihou,wobuzhizenmehelipingerquletadezufangde,sihushitafuzhewohuiqu,sihushiwofuzhetahuiqu。

zongzhi,cirihuiyibuqilai,toutengyulie,danwomennengcongshentiganshoudaozuowanwomenjinxingguojiliedebodou。

wojiuhelipingerzhengzhengyitian,doushuizaichuangshang,lianggebeiaipaoqideren,huxiangzaiduifangdeshenshangxunzhaowennuan。

woshenaidenvpengyoumudancengduiwoshuo,jiarulianggerenmeiyouaile,jishibaozhezaijinyeyiyangganshoubudaowennuan。kanlaitazheihuawanquanshicuowude,nikanwoxianzaibaozhelipinger,duowennuana。

“nijintianbushangbanma?”tajinjindebaozhewodebozi,liantiezhewodeergen,shengyinsuma。

“wozhiyeban,shierdianzhongdaomingtianzaoshang。”

“qilaiba,xianzaidouwanshangle。”

“buxiangqilai。”wodexinquanzaiwenrouxiangli,meixinsiquxiangzheshangbandeshiqing。

“nibuema?qilailela。”tatuizhewo。

“qilaiyehao,zailaiyici。”

“不要。”

“zuihouyicile。ranhoujiuqilaiquchidongxi。”

“不给。”

“不给就强行。”

baonuansiyinyu,duzieyesiyinyu。

lipingerzuzhudezheili,xialoujiushiyitiaoshangyejie,renaofeifan。

“xiangchishenme?”tawendao。

“随便吧。”

“huoguo,youmeiyouchangshizaixiatianchihuoguo?”

“这主意不错。”

zailushangtabawolajinyigeyichundedianli,wangnanzhuangquzhuan,ranhounazhejijianyifuzaiwoshenshangbihua。

“做什么?”

“nishiwonanpengyoule,dangranyaochuandetimiandiana。”

“zheihaibugoutimianma?”wozhizheshenshangdeneitaoyiqianduodeyifu。

“woduiwonanpengyouyehenhaode,meizhouwodouhuimaiyifujita,tashenshangchuande,yongde,doushiwobangtamaide,xianzainishiwonanpengyou,woyehuimaiyifujini。”

kanhaoyifumashuhou,tanazhesantaoyifudiuzaijutaishang,wotaochuqianbao,tabuyi,youdianshengqideshuodao:“jiarunixiangyihoudoubuyaozhaowodehua,nikaiqian。”

wozhihaozuoba,tafulezhang,xinggaocailiedeqianzhewodeshoujinlezhongqinghuoguocheng,woshenglaijiuchibulelajiao,yaoleyaotou:“lipinger,wochibulelade。”

“鸳鸯锅。”

“什么?”

“jiushineigeguogeqilai,huoguoliaoyibanshilade,lingyibanshibulade。haiyou,yinxiansheng,yihouqinggaikou,buyaojiaowolipinger。”

“那叫什么?”

“pingping,duguogushima?pingpingtingting。”

fanzhuoshang,takanjianhaochide,zongwangwowanlijia,nongdewodouxianggandongdekule。zheinvhaizineimehao,tananpengyouyeshedereng。baijianleyigexianliangshudedenvpengyou,mofeishangtianduiworucizhihao?

“pingping,niyebuyongshangbanma?”

“我被开除了。”

“什么?”

lipingerzicongnanpengyouzouhou,yeyezaijiubamaizui,baitianmeiyouxinsiqushangban,beilinmonvchaodiaole。

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