wandaoyizunzheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshi baiyijiangluolan,wandaoyizungushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang,zhuyaojiangdeshi“tinghua,nimingtianzailaikanwangwoyexing。”zaijiashangjiangluolanzuochudeyigexiuxiubiaoqing,hukaizouchubingfangshi,doushiguazhemanlianshaxiao……guoran!guoranshitaa!ji……
zhangyuanzhangqinzicaodao,daizheyizhongxinzangkezhuanjiajiuwangjijiushilipao。
wangzhehongzishanshuodejijiushisangezi,nanshuyaoyaqiechi,henbudeshengsilebaiyi。
“xiaozi!doushini!liangciredaxiaojiedongnu!”
“renni!jiwokanzhuta!yaoshidaxiaojieyougehaodai,nisiyiqianhuidoubugoupeide!”
“是!”
shijiweianbaojiangtaweidecunbunanxing,baiyichenmo,wangzhebeituizhejinquzhiqianhaimeimoutonghong,yuzhisiyaozhizhezijidejiangluolan,xinzhongbujinfanqijifentongqing。
“duile,sunlaohaizaidongling,kuaiqubataqinglai!laijixiaojiewenzhen!”
nanshudongyongleyiqienengdiaoyongderenmai,danyijiujidezhidazhuan,takeshizhidao,xiaojiedexinmaihandushitianshengde,pingshihehudehenhao,jintianquejielianliangcibeiqidaohuomaosanzhang,xinhuohehandupengzhuang,yishijianbingfa……
“xiaozi,nijiwodengzhe!”
duizhebaiyihenhenwoquanhou,nanshujikequyingjietakouzhongdesunshenyi。
sunshenyi,neikeshidonglingshouquyizhideshenyi,chuanshuozushangnaishitaiyichuancheng,yishugaoshenlede,zaiyijiewurenbuzhiwurenbuxiao!
“laosun,shitaijinji,bushuoneimeduole,xianjiuren!”
fabingzhirendeshenfen,liansunshenyidoubugandaiman,zhijiejicongcongdibenrujijiushi,ranerpiankeguohou,jingjianqiyaotouhuangnaodizoulechulai,neiyilianwunai,rangnanshujinhujuewang。
“meibanfa,jiangxiaojiedexinmaitianshengyinhan,pingshiduojiahehuhainengyufang,keshijintianjihuogongxin……laofuyenanyouhuitianzhishua!”
cihuayichu,nanshuchedibaonule。
“tuzaizi,woduosuileni!”
jiulianyuanzhangdouzaipangzhanzhanjingjingbiaoshi:“nan,nanxiansheng,zhei,zheijiahuoshixiqidoumeiguo,zaojiubeiwomenyiyuankaichule,he,hewomenmeiguanxide,da,darenxinua……”
“baiyi!zhenyounide!jingjiubuchichifajiu,nijianmingyitiao,jiuxianghuohuoqisidaxiaojieshibushi!”
yiyuanshangxiajingkongwubi,zheiyaoshijiangjiadedaxiaojiezaitamenyiyuanchushile,bieshuoququyigefudeyiyuanle,jiushibadonglingpingledounanxiaojiangjianuhuo!
ranerbaiyiyingzhezhongrendemanma,wangzheneibazijiwanghuokenglituidezuilian,buyouzhoulezhoumei,daizhemobuyue:“xiantianxinmaihandueryi,youneimenanzhime?wolaijizhihaole。”
cihuayichu,mantangjiejing。
suoyourendoubukesiyidiwangzhebaiyi,sunshenyigengshibaotiaorulei:“fengle!xiaozi,nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema?!”
zheixiaozihaizhidaozheishixiantianxinmaihandua!shenmejiaoxiantian!neijiushitianzhuding,zaizenmeyishugaoshenyezhishiren,haixiangnitianbucheng?
zhangyuanzhanggengshiyouqiyouji:“nixiaozilianshixiqidoumeiguo,haiyoulianzaizheishuojiuren!?”
nanshudelianseyinchenrumo,zheixiaozicongdiyicijianmian,jiuchuchubukaopu,xianzaijingranhaiyoulianshuoshenmenengjiuxiaojie!
“xiaozi,nizhidaowomenxiaojieshishenmerenma!woxianzaijiushibaniduosuile,dounanpingjiangjiazhinu!”
sunshenyizezaipangcuicudao:“laofang,biegentazhiqile,haishiganjinlianxijiangjia,bazuozhenjingdouneiweishengshoushenyiqinglaiba!zheiyangdehua,xiaojiehuoxuhaiyoudejiu!”
nanshuhunshenyizhan,henhenniutou,zhizhebaiyinuma:“nijiwodengzhe!nizheizhongming,xiangjixiaojiedi,qiantiaowantiaodoubugou!”
huayinweiluo,quejianbaiyiyijingmaibuyaowangjijiushineizouqu,dantingdaonanshuzheibanhechi,tazaicitingzhulejiaobu。
“nigangcaishuoshenme?wozheizhongmingshinazhongming,nimendemingyoushinazhongming?”
nanshubeizhiwendeyileng,quejianbaiyiborannudao:“wogaosuni,woxianzaichushouzhishichuyutongqing,hezuoweiyiweiyihurenyuanderenyizhixin!gennimenshenmejiangjiagoupiguanximeiyou!”
“xiaozi,nishuonishinazhongming?!nizijihaibuqingchume?”
nanshuzhizhebaiyi,manshibuxinrenhenuyi,sunshenyigengshiruci。
“xiaozi,nizaizheixiaoxiaodedefuyiyuandouguobuleshixi,nihaixiangjiuren?ninalaidebawo?”
nanshugengshishuangmoutonghong,gangcaibaiyisuoshuodeneixiehua,rangtadenuhuoyidaojizhi!
“nihaizhenganjinlai?!wogaosuni,ruguojiangxiaojieyougesanzhangliangduan,nidengzhepeizangba!”
baiyichenzhelianse,buyoujiangshangqianzulandenanshutuikai。
“我是来救人的!”
silaixiangqu,tahaishiburenxinrangjiangluolanzhenchushenmeshi,bijingzheiyiqiedoushiwuhuidaozhide。
kebeizheimeyituizhixia,nanshuquejingnujiaojia,zuoweidaxiaojiedeqinshenbaobiao,tangtangbajiewuzhe!jingran……jingranbeiyigeruobujinfengdexiaozijituikaile?!
“你找死!”
nanshubaonu,dangjijiuhuiwuquantouzaxiangbaiyidenaodai。
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