wuanxianweiwomendailaileyibujingcaideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《wodeyuanzhongxitong，zhuanbangsiduitou》，zhujiaogubeichenlujingqiandegushidiedangqifu，rangrenpengfudaxiaoyouluolei。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijizhiyoumodeduibaihekourenxinxiandeqingjiexiyinlewushuduzhe。“guzong？zhenshitaiyangdaxibianchulaile，ninjuranhuizhudongjiwodadianhua？zenme，shilaiganxiewobangnixuanchuan‘aixinbiandang’dema？”……。
fengpiailuandianyuanyangpu，gaolengzongcaibeipoqinshoucixiuyuanyangxishuidudou。
1“gantiandongdixiongdiqing”xitong
顾北辰想杀人！
jiazhishiyidehaiwaishougouan，lishisangeyuedejiankutanpan，jiuzaimingtianshangwuqianyue。
talianqingzhudexiangbindoukongyundaolebangongshi，jiudengzheyongzheifenpiaoliangdechengjidan，jidongshihuineiqunlaogudongyidianxiaoxiaozhenhan！
raner，jiuzaisanxiaoshiqian，duifanggongsifalaiyifengcuociweiwandeyoujian。
hexinyisizhiyouyige：baoqian，guzong，womenzhaodaolegengzhitongdaohedehuoban。
erzheige“huoban”，yongjiaozhitouxiangdouzhidaoshishei。
陆景谦！
neigeyongyuanchuanzhesaobaofensechenshan，xiaoqilaixiangzhichenglejingdehuli，zhuanyejitatianduyibainiandenanren！
yigeshangbudetaimiandeshangyeqingbaofanzi！
“砰！”
dingzhishuijingbeihenhenzazaibangongzhuomian，hongjiurutongxianxue，pojiandaogaodingxizhuangxiukoushang。
neishuangchangnianlengdandemouzili，cikeranshaozhexiongxiongnuhuo。
“lu、jing、qian！”zheisangezicongyafengnianchu。
bangongshiliqiyadideheren，shouximishuhejiweigaoguanchuishouerli，daqibuganchu。
sheidouzhidao，zheiweinianjinershibasuijiuzhizhangkejidiguodegushizongcai，pingshiyueshilengjingzichi，dongnushijiuyueshikepa。
“cha！”gubeichendeshengyinlengdediaobingcha。
“woyaozhidaotashizenmezuodaode！shiqietingletongxun，haishimaitongleneibu，huozhe，tayouzaichuangshanggaodinglesheidelaopo？！”
zuihouyijuyishikoubuzeyan，zuyixianshitacikeneixinbengkui。
“guzong，women……”mishushituanfu。
“chuqu！”gubeichendaduanta，daizheburongzhiyideweiyan。
suoyourenrumengdashe，shunjianqingchang。
gubeichenfanzaodichekailingdai，zoudaojudadeluodichuangqian，fukanjiaoxiadenghuocuicandechengshi。
zheilishiquanlidedingfeng，erta，quebeiyigetiaoliangxiaochouyicicixinong！
tamengdizhuanshen，zhuoshangwenjiansankaipulemandi，fangjianxiangqinanrenwuchufaxiedebaonu：“gaiside！daodiyoushenmebanfanengrangneige**congwoyanqianchedixiaoshi！yongyuanbiezaichuxian！”
zheijuhua，rutongyigexieedezhouyu，zaikongqizhonghuidang。
dangwan，gubeichendaizheyishendiqiyahebanpingweishijidezuiyirushui。
shuimengzhong，yizhenjiqicierdeliezhidianziyinxiaode《hunlijinxingqu》zaierbianhuixiang。
“gaoshenme……”tafanzaodizhengyan，xiayimiao，zhenggerenjiangzaichuangshang。
shixianzhengqianfang，zhengpiaofuzhejixingfaguangzi：
【ding！jiancedaosuzhuqianglieyiyuan！“gantiandongdixiongdiqing”xitongbangdingchenggong！】
lianjiafense，bianyuandaiyouqicaipaomadengxiaoguodeyingguangyishuzibuduanshanshuo。
顾北辰：“……”
yidingshihetaiduochuxianhuanjuele！
tabiyan，shenxiyikouqi，zaizhengkai。
字还在。
bujinhaizai，xiamianhaitiexindifuxianjixingshaoxiaoyidiandezi，xiangzaizuochanpinjieshao。
【xitongzongzhi】：huajiechouyuan，bozhongyouai，qiangniudeguabujintian，hainenghousini！
【bangdingduixiang】：gubeichen&lujingqian
【dangqianguanxidengji】：bugongdaitian（0/100）
【zhongjirenwumubiao】：jianligantiandongdi、zhisibuyudexiongdiqing！
gubeichenkanzhe“lujingqian”neisangezi，ganjuezijitaiyangxuezaitutukuangtiao。
tachangshihuishou，jixingzirutongshuiwenbanhuanglexia，yijiuwanguxuanfuzhe。
“huanjue……yaliguodadaozhideshenjingxinghuanjue……”
tashituyongkexuejieshi，shengyinganse：“mingtiandeyueyishengzuogequanmianjiancha……”
jiuzaizheishi，fenhongsedezitizaicibianhua，xindeneirongfuxian：
【xinshourenwufabu】：aidechutiyan——nuanxinbiandang！
【renwumiaoshu】：qingsuzhuzaijinrishangwu10dianqian，qinshouweinindemingdingxiongdilujingqianxiansheng**bingsongdayifenchongmanaixindebiandang，yaoqinyankanzhetachie~
【renwujiangli】：guanxizhi+1，xianjinjiangli100yuan（fuyan：aishiwujiade，dandianfeibushi，liaobiaoxinyi~）
【shibaichengfa】：dangzhongbiaoyan《xiaojiqiaqiawu》wanzhengban，wudaojiaoxueshipinyitiexinfusong，qingsuzhuqinjialianxi！jiumi！(￣▽￣)
gubeichendeshixiansisidingzai“shibaichengfa”neisigezishang。
小鸡恰恰舞？
neigezaiduanshipinpingtaishanghuoguoyizhen，dongzuojiqiruozhi，mofangxiaojidewudao？dangzhong？？？
yiguhanyicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai，rangtashunjianqingxingdebunengzaiqingxing。
这他妈不是幻觉！
jihuzaiyishidaozheiyidiandetongshi，yiguqiangda，burongkangjudeliliangmengdijuezhutadeshenti！
wushugenwuxingsixianchanraoshangsizhi，gubeichenyanzhengzhengkanzhezijiyiyizhongjiqijiangyingdezitai，congchuangshangbeipopaqi。
ranhou，tadeshuangtuibushoukongzhidimaikai，chaowoshimenwaizouqu。
“dengdeng！zenmehuishi？tingxia！”
gubeichenzaixinzhongfengkuangnahan，shituduohuishentikongzhiquan。
bushoukongdejiaobushengzaikongkuangdebieshulihuidang，shenzhinengwendaokongqizhongcanliudeweishijijiuqi。
tabeineiguliliang“jiashi”，yiluzoujinchufang。
haohuadeshuangkaimenbingxiangjiuzaiyanqian，gubeichenxindiyongqiyiguqiangliedebuxiangyugan。
tadeshouzidongtaiqi，lakaibingxiangmen，luozaiyihezuowanchushizhunbeihao，haimeidongguodedingjiheniuniupaishang。
shounaqipingdiguo，kaihuo，daoyou。
dongzuojiangyingquejingzhun，xiangbeishedinghaochengxudejiqiren。
niupaibeicubaodirengjinguoli，fachu“zila”yishengcanjiao，tadeshouwozheguochan，haowupengrenjiqiaodefanmian、anya。
yucitongshi，tadelingyizhishounaqiyikejidan，zaiwanbianyike。yinweilidaomeikongzhihao，danqiaosuileyibandiaojinwanli。
neizhishoudunlexia，juranzhijieshenjinqu，shitubadanqiaosuipianlaochulai！
zhijianzhanmanlenianhuhudedanye，changmianyiducanlie。
gubeichendelinghunzaiwushengdijianjiao：“zhushou！neikuaia5heniubushizheimezaotade！haiyoudanqiao！danqiaolaoganjinga**！”
raner，kongzhitashentideneige“dongxi”xianranduishipinanquanhepengrenmeixuehaowugainian。
tazhishijixiedizhixingzhe“**biandang”zheigezhiling。
zuizhong，yikuaiwaibiaojiaohei，neibukenenghaidaizhexuesideniupai，heyifenjiazazhexixiaodanqiao，xingtaikeyidejiandan，beisaijinyigeyinzhe“shengrikuaile”ziyangdeyicixingfanheli。
tadeshoushenzhihaicongbingxianglinachuyigennianlebajidexiangcaiqiasui，shituzainiupaishangbaichuyige“aixin”xingzhuang。
naiheshoufataicha，neituolvsededongxi，kanqilaigengxiangshiyitanbuxingdiluodeoutuwu。
便当盒被粗暴盖上。
ranhou，gubeichenbeipohuidaowoshi，huanletaoheiseyundongfu，daishangmojinghekouzhao。
zuowanzheiyiqie，shentidekongzhiquanzhouranhuigui。
gubeichenyigeliangqiang，fuzhuqiangbi，dakoudakoudichuanqi。
taditoukanshoulikancheng“shenghuawuqi”debiandanghe，youtaitoukankongzhongcuicutajinkuaiwanchengrenwudefenseziti。
窗外，天光微亮。
shangwushidian，lujingqianneige**tongchanghuizaichengdongneijiakafeiguanchuligongzuo。
yigujudadehuangmiuganheshenrugusuidehanyixijuangubeichen。
ta，gubeichen，shenjiaqianyidekejidiguozongcai。
xianzai，bixuqinshoubazheigegoukanledouyaotoudebiandang，songdaotadesiduitou，lujingqianmianqian。
bingqie，qinyankanzhetachixiaqu？
fouze，zijijiuyaozaizhongmukuikuizhixia，tiaoneigegaiside《xiaojiqiaqiawu》？
“呵……”
gubeichendixiaoyisheng，yanliyongshangjifenfengkuanghejuewang。
tazuanjinshoulidebiandanghe，yicixingfanhefachubukanzhongfude“gazhi”sheng。
qingchendeyangguangtouguochuanghu，zhaoliangtayanzhongsanfenbengkui，sanfenbaonu，sifenshengwukeliandefuzaguangmang。
3这便当狗都不吃！
shangwujiudianwushifen，chengdong，yufeikafeiguan。
nanrenzuozaikaochuangzuihaodeweizhi，chuanlejiannenlvsechenshan，kouzijiedaodisanke，luchuqiadaohaochudejingzhisuogu。
tamianqianbaizheyitaibijibendiannao，shoubianshiyibeilahuanatie，yangguangsazaiweijuandelisetoufa，zhenggerenxiangzhikaipingkongque，youxianyouzhaoyao。
tazhengzaihuifuyifengyoujian，zuijiaoqinzheyisiruoyouruowudexiaoyi。
chenggongjiehugubeichendeanzi，rangtaxinqingdahao，shenzhikaishigousiwanshangyaoqunaliqingzhu。
huran，yigudiqiyabansuizheyidaoheiying，longzhaotadezhuozi。
lujingqianlanyangyangtaiyan，zuijiaoxiaorongninggule。
nanrenyishenheiseyundongfu，daizhejudamojinghekouzhao，shenxinggaoda。
zheishendaban，buxiangshilaihekafei，daoxiangshilaiqiangjiehuoanshade。
zuiguiyideshi，tashoulihaizuanzheyigeyicixingfanhe。
lujingqiantiaolexiamei，shentiweiweihouyang，shangxiadaliangduifang。
jinguanzhedeyanshi，danneishuxideshenxing，sanmiyuandounengganshoudaodeqichang，rangtashunjianrenchu。
“yo？”lujingqianshengyinlidaizhehaobuyanshidexixue。
“zheishinazhenfengbawomenguzongchuidaopingminkafeiguanle？haizheifudaban？”
tademuguangluozaibiandangheshang，xiaoyigengshenle：“zenme，shenshijituanyaopochanle？zongcaiqinzichulaipaowaimai？”
gubeichenzangzaimojinghoudeyanjingjihuyaopenchuhuo。
taganjuedaozhouweitoulaidemuguang。
zijizheibeizidoumeizheimediurenguo！
“闭嘴！”
gubeichenyayinuhuodeshengyinmenmenchuanchu。
tashenxiyikouqi，xiangshijuqiyikejijiangbaozhadezhadanban，jiangneige“shengrikuaile”biandanghezhongzhongfangzailujingqiandekafeibeipang。
盒子发出一声哀鸣。
“jinide。”gubeichencongyafenglijichusangezi。
lujingqianlianshangjingyagengnongle，takankanbiandanghe，youkankanhunshensanfazhe“moailaozi”qichangdegubeichen，raoyouxingzhibaobei：
“jiwo？guzong，womenzhijiandeguanxi，haoxianghaimeidaohusongshengriliwudedibuba？erqie……”
tayongzhijianchuochuohezi，xianqidao：“zheibaozhuang，weimianyetai‘yongxin’le。”
“少废话！”
gubeichendihou，ganjueneigegaisidexitongtishiyinyouzaichunchunyudong。
“打开，吃了它。”
lujingqianxiangshitingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohua：“chileta？gubeichen，nimeishiba？shizuowanshudetaican，daozhizheili……”
tazhizhizijitaiyangxue，“chuwentile？wopingshenmeyaochinijidedongxi？sheizhidaolimianyoumeiyouxiadu。”
“meidu！”gubeichenjihuyaoshikong。
“nishuomeidujiumeidu？”
lujingqianchixiaoyisheng，mantiaosiliduanqinatiehelekou：“sheizhidaonishibushishengyishangwanbuguowo，jiuxiangyongzheizhongxiasanlandeshouduan……”
tahuameishuowan，yinweigubeichenmengdicoujinleyibu，gezhemojinglujingqiandounengganshoudaojihuyaojiangtalingchidemuguang。
“lu、jing、qian！”gubeichenshengyindiya，daizheyizhongjinhujuewangdeweixie。
“nizuihao，xianzai，like，mashang，jiwo，chileta！fouze……”
“否则怎样？”
lujingqianhaowujuyi，shenzhiwangqianqingledianshenzi，piaoliangdetaohuayanlimanshitiaoxin：“nihainengdawobucheng？”
gubeichenzuanjinlequantou，gujie“gege”zuoxiang。
tabunengdongshou，zhishaoxianzaibuneng。
neigegaisidexitongchengfaxiangdamokelisizhijianxuanzaitatouding。
bunengdata，dankeyi……qiuta？
zheigeniantouyimaochulai，gubeichenzijidouexindexiangtu。
danxitongcuicudedidishengyuelaiyuejicu，yanqianshenzhikaishishanguo《xiaojiqiaqiawu》dedongtaijiaoxuehuamian！
豁出去了！
gubeichenshenxiyikouqi，fangfoyaoxiruzugoudeyongqilaimianduizheishesiyike。
tayadishengyin，yongzhiyouliangrennengtingdaodeyinliang，jihushimozhehoucaoyashuo：“suan、wo、qiu、ni！”
“……”
空气突然安静。
lujingqianduankafeideshoujiangzaibankong，talianshangdebiaoqingcongtiaoxinbianchengeran，ranhoushinanyizhixin。
tataotaoerduo，huaiyizijichuxianlehuanting。
“ni……gangcaishuoshenme？”
gubeichenbiyan，chiruganxiangchaoshuibanjiangtayanmei。
tashengyingengdile，quegengjiaqingxi：“woshuo！suanwoqiuni！chileta！”
lujingqiandingzheta，zuzushimiaozhong。
ranhou，tafangxiakafeibei，shentiqianqing，yibazhaidiaogubeichendemojing。
mojinghoumian，shiyishuangbumanhongxuesi，xiemanbengkui、xiufendeyanjing。
陆景谦愣住了。
tarenshigubeichenzheimeduonian，doulezheimeduonian，jianguotalengmodeyangzi，fennudeyangzi，jifengdeyangzi，quecongweijianguotaruci……langbei。
shenzhi，daizheyisi……kelian？
zheibitakandaogubeichentiaotuoyiwuhairangtazhenjing。
haoqixin，zaizheiyikeyadaoleyiqie。
“xinga，”lujingqianhuranxiaole，neixiaorongxiangzhitouxingchenggongdemao。“jiranguzongdoukaikou‘qiu’wole，zheigemianzi，wozenmeyedeji。”
tazhongxinnaqineigebiandanghe，daizhejinshenhehaoqi，manmanxiankaigaizi。
yigunanyixingrongdeqiweipiaochu。
jiaohuderouwei，banshengbushudedanxingqi，hunhezheheziyure，chanshengdeweimiaosuliaoqiti。
biandanghelideneirongchedibaoluzaiyangguangxia。
neikuaijiaoheideniupairutongbeileipiguo，pangbianneituohuangbaixiangjian，jiazazhebumingheisekelihelvsezhanchouwudejiandan。
shijuechongjilikanbihebaoxianchang。
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