《wodezongcailaopo》dezhurengongshiwuxuguxiaohui,jinsanshuchuangzuodezheibenxiaoshuo,xiaoshuoneirongfengfu,qingjiekourenxinxian,yinrenrumu,xihuanzheibenxiaoshuodeshumimenkuailaiyueduba!
第12章拳打脚踢
“zheigewojiubuqingchule,”wuxuyouyudishuo:“zainigangcaixiangwotanqiguxiaohuideguoquzhiqian,wogenbenbuzhidaoyoumajunhaozheigenanrendecunzai!”
“jirantayumajunhaoyizhimeiyouduanjuelaiwang,neitaweishenmeyaohenijiehun?”yepingduiguxiaohuidexingweiyouxiebujie。
“woxiang,shiyinweimouzhongyuanyin,guxiaohuidefumubutongyitahemajunhaozaiyiqi,qiangpotamenfenshou,ranhoujilicuohewomendehunshi,poyufumudeyali,tacaibipohewojiehunde!”wuxuyouyoudishuo。
“bupaichuzheizhongkeneng,”yepingzhoumeiwen:“nimenjiehunzheimezhangshijian,nijiumeiyouwenwenta,huozhegenzongguota?”
“zheishitadegerenyinsi,wozenmehaoyisiwen,shenzhigenzongtani?zaishuole,womenzaijiehunqian,yeguidingleyitiaohubugansheshuangfangziyoudexieyi!”wuxuwunaidishuo。
“neiniyihouyoushenmedasuan?”yepingguanqiediwen。
“chulelihun,wohainengyoushenmebanfani?”wuxuyixiangqichumenqian,guxiaohuizhudonghetatiqilihunzheijianshi,xinlijiugandaotebiefanzao。
“guxiaohuitongyihenilihunma?”yepingbaguadiwen。
“woxiang,tazhengbabudehewolihunni!”weilegujizijidelianmian,wuxubuxiangjiangzijimingtianjiuzhunbeiyuguxiaohuiquminzhengjubanlilihunshouxu,jijiangbeiguxiaohuisaodichumendeshiqingshuochulai,yushi,tawangzijigaojiaobeilizhenmanjiu,duanqijiubei,shuodao:“zanmennandejuzaiyiqi,haishibietanzheizhongjiuxindeshiqingle,lai,ganbei!”
“干杯!”
yepingduanqijiubei,yuwuxupengleyixia,biciyiyinerjin。
jiexialai,liangrenkaishiniyibeiwoyibeidipinjiu。
lianxuwu、liubeixuannishixoxiadu,yuanbenhelebushaojiu,jiuyiweisandewuxubuzuiyenan,zhishiqiangzichengzhe。
suishuonvrenzidaisanfenjiuliang,jielianhelezheimeduojiuzhihou,yepingyeyouxiezuile。
jiezhejiujing,tabazijidegaogenxietuodiao,wangwuxudehuailikaolekao,jiangtouzhenzhetadedatui,jiuwangshafashangyitang。
yiguzuirendetixiangjiazazheyangjiudeweidaocongyepingshenshangsanfachulai。
yangtangdezishigengrangtawanmeideshencaiquxianjizhidichengxianchulai。
wuxugandaoyouxiechongdong,renbuzhutunleyikoutuomo,wenyandao:“zanmendouhedechabuduole,shijianyebuzaole,haishihuiquba!”
“wobuxianghuijia,huiquyeshidushoukongfang,woxiangzaizheilijienideshenzikaoyikao!”yepingyibianshuo,yibianbishangzijizuiyimenglongdeshuangyan。
“yenvshi,nixingxing!”wuxupatazhendeshuizhele,bianjiaotaliangsheng,meiyoufanying,tuituitajianbang,yemeifanying,zaipaipaitadelian,yiranbudong。
yushi,tazhuangzhedanzi,zhanzhanjingjingdichaozhetamoleshangqu。
......
碰!
突然,一声爆响。
yajiandefangmenbeirencongwaimianyijiaotikai。
jinjiezhe,yigenanrennubukeedeshengyincongfangmenkouchuanlai:“nimenzheiduigounannv,jingrangantoutoumomodizaizheiliguihun!”
wuxuchudiansidejiangyepingfangtangzaishafashang,xunsucongshafashangtiaoxialai,haimeiyoukanqingchulairenshishei,jiubeichongjinlaidejigerenandaozaiditanshang。
yizhenquandajiaotizhihou,wuxubeidadebiqinglianzhong,jiulianyanjingdouzhengbukaile,zhihaobaozhetou,renzhetengtong,juanquzheshenziwozaiditanshang。
“kuaiqilai,biezhuangsile!”yigenanrennuheyisheng,zhuazhuwuxudetoufa,jiangtacongdishangtuoqilai,wangchajishangzaleguoqu。
碰!
yishengmenxiang,wuxubeizhuangdetoupoxueliu,sihaomeiyouhaishouzhili,zhenggerenyanqiandoushixingxing。
jutongzhixia,wuxuzhengzhazhecongdishangpaqilai,bennengdiyongshoumolemozijideetoufaxianmanshoushixue,biannushizheyanqianbaodaguotadejigenanren,lijirenchuqizhongdaitoudeneigenanrenjuranshiyepingdezhangfu,yejiushizaitaheguxiaohuidehunlishangjianguoyimiandeshenao。
“nijianzhishichilebaozidanle,lianlaozidenvrendouganpeng!”shenaozhuangzheyifuburenshiwuxudeyangzi,zhizhetadelian,lishengwendao:“shuoba,nidasuanzenmeban?”
wuxumeiyouzhisheng,zhishijiangmuguangtouxianggangcaihaitangzaishafashangdeyeping,jixiwangtanengbazheijianshijieshiqingchu,quefaxianyepingyijingjiuxingle,zhengdichuizhenaodai,yanleiposuodizuozaishafashangchouqi。
“tingjianmeiyou?genlaozishuohua!”shenaohaoxiangshishiqulenaixin,duitadailaidesangenanrendashengyaohedao:“dixiongmen,genwoda!”
jigenanrenzaiciweileshanglai,duiwuxujinxingquandajiaoti,wuxutongdezaidishangdagun,changmianzaicibiandeshifenhunluan。
yepingshizaishikanbuguoqule,yixiazicongshafashangzhanqilai,chongshangqianlai,congshenhoubaozhushenaodeyao,dashenghandao:
“biedale,tashiguxiaohuidezhangfu!”
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