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精彩章节

weilechulianjianjueyaogenwolihundelaogongturangaibiantaidu，duiwobaibantaohao，shuoyaoyuwozhangzhangjiujiu。

jiulianyixiangqiaobushangwoxiangzhewairendeerzi，yeturanbianchengledaxiaozi。zhiyintamenshizhongshenghuilaide。

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zhidaotamenyiqizhongshengle。danshitamenbuzhidao，wobitamenzaozhongshengyitian。qianshijiuzaizuotian，

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wobupeizuotademuqin，tayaorangshenqiudangtama。」erziwadiyishengkule，zuiliyizhishuo:「mamawocuole，

niyuanliangwo。」「nannanhaixiao，tabudongshi。xianzaitazhidaocuole，nijiuyuanliangtaba。」

fucheng**zhewodeshou:「xixi，womenzaiyiqishiwunian，nizhenderenxinbuyaowoma？」

ruguowomeijingliqianshineixieshi，neiwohuilimayuanliangfuchengan，ranhouhetajixuguorizi。

yinweiwohenaizheigejia，henaitayehenaierzi。keqianshi，wobeitamenhuohuozhemosi。wohentamen。

wohefuchenganconggaoyikaishijiushitongzhuo，neishihouwojiuanlianta。danshitayizhixihuangebibandeshenqiu，

tamenlianggehaizaolianlaizhe。houlaitamenbeilaoshifenkai，fuchenganyijuebuzhen，shiwoanweigulita，

cairangtazouchushilianyinying。houlaiwomenkaoshangletongyisuodaxue，tajiugenwobiaobaile。

womenyiqixieshouzouguodaxueshiguang，biyeyihouyiqidaodachengshidapin，jiehunshengzi，yihuangjiushishiwunian。

wobenyiweiwomenhuiyizhizheimexingfuxiaqu，zhidaoshenqiuchuxianle。fuchenganjiuxiangzhemoyiyang，

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zuirangwohanxindehaishierzi，tabujinbuzhanzaiwozheibian，haibangzhetabaduiwofengkuangruma，shenzhihaizhouwoqusi。

woxinsizhihouzhongyuhefuchenganlilehun。「xixi，nidawoba，nihenhendawo！」

fuchenganzhuazhewodeshouwangzijilianshangshan，woganmangbashouchouhuilai。「woyuanliangnijiushile。」

fuchengandaxiguowang，zhanqilaibaozhewozhuanquanquan:「xixi，yihouwoduiniyidingyixinyiyi，

yaoshiwozaizuochubuzhongdeshi，nijiushalewo！」erziyegaoxingdebudele:「mama，

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wanshangshuijuedeshihoufuchenganyizhibaozhewo，daozhiwozuoleemeng。womengdaoqianshi，woyihuijia，

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qianshizaiwohefuchenganlihunhou，quanqiutufayichangwenyi，chuanranlijiqiang，baifenzhibashiderendouzhongzhaole。

zhiliyubingduyanjiudewokuxinzuanyan，jinyonglesangeyuejiuyanzhichuletexiaoyao。

fuchenganyebuzhidaocongnatingdaoxiaoxi，jingchuangdaowojialaisuoyao。「texiaoyaohaizailinchuangjieduan，

pizhunshangshihaixuyaozhishaoyigeyue，woxianzaishouliyemeiyou。」

shenqiulenghengyisheng:「wokannijiushibuxiangjiwomen，nijiushihenwoqiangzoulenidelaogongheerzi，

nihentamenbeipanni，suoyinixiangrangwomensi！」「ma，nizenmenengbuguanwoni，wokeshiniqinerzia！」

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「niyaoshibujiaochuyao，wojiujiniyidao，zhidaoniyuanyijiaochuyaoweizhi。」shuozheshenqiuyidaozhajinwodatui，

wotengdesixinliefei。「wozhendemeiyou！」fuchenganqiangguodaoyoujielianzaiwoshenshangtonglejidao，wotengyunguoqu，

tayouyongshuibawopoxing。「nannan，mamazhenmeiyouyao，mamahaoteng，nijiujiumama。」

erzilengmodikanzhewo:「ma，nijiugaisi，sheirangnibujiwomenyao！」wocongshuimengzhongjingxing，

chuleyishenlenghan。fuchenganyijingqishenle:「xixi，yihouwosongerziquxuexiaojiuxingle，niduoshuihuier。」

erzishangyoueryuanzhihou，yizhishiwofengyuwuzudejiesongta。zheihuidagaishifuchenganxiangrangwozhidao，

tazhendebianle。erzipaodaowoshenbian，zaiwolianshangqinleyikou。「mamazaoshanghao，wohebabaquxuexiaole，

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wofaxianerzidezuoyeluozaijialile，jiuyibianzhuitamenyibianjierzidedianhuashoubiaodadianhua。

shoubiaoxianglesanshengjiuzidongjiele，wotingjianerzizaineitoushuo:「baba，zheihuimamazhenhuibatexiaoyaojiwomenma？

」「shangbeizitashijuedewomenbuaitalesuoyicaibujiwomenyao，zheihuiwomenzhiyaozhuangzuohenaita，

duitatebiehao，tajiusuanzijibuchiyehuibayaojiwomende！」「dengwomennadaoyao，

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wobadianhuaguaduan，zhuizhetamenlaidaodiku。shenqiuturanchongchulai，lanzhulefuchengandequlu。

「fuchengannishenmeyisi，dianhuabujieweixinhaibawolaheile！nibawoshuilejiubuxiangrenzhangshima！」

「xiaoqiunitingwojieshi，wo……」「fuchengan，nizuotianganggenwobaozhengwan，jintianjiugentajianmian！」

woshishichuxian，rangfuchenganlaibujijieshi。fuchenganyikanjianwo，lijixianghoutuileyibuzhanzaiwoshenbian。

「xixi，shitazaizheiduwo，kebushiwozhaota。haizibuhuisahuang，buxinniwennannan。」

erzimashangshuo:「shenqiuayiqueshishituranchuxiande！」「shenqiu！

wozuotianbushiyijingfaweixingennishuolezanliangduanle，nihailaizhao**shenme！」shenqiuyilianzhenjing:「fuchengan，

nimingmingzuotianzaoshanghaizaigenwoshuohuijinkuaigenqinxilihun，xiawunijiuyaogenwoduan，wodangranyaowenqingchu！」

「hao，neiwojiugaosuni，wozhiaiwolaopo，gennizhishiwanwaneryi！」shenqiuyaoyaqiechidikanxiangwo，

youkanxiangfuchengan。「wohuaiyunle！」fuchengandengzheyanjing，bozishangqingjinbaoqi。

bantiantacaijichuyiju:「huaiyunlejiudadiao，woyoubushiyisheng！」

shenqiujilefuchenganyibazhang:「zheikeshinishuode，nibiehouhui！」shenqiukuzhepaole，

fuchengandebiaoqingdoukuaibengbuzhule。「xixi，gangcaiwolingdaojiwodadianhua，gongsiyoujishi，

jintianhaishinisongnannanba。」fuchenganzhejizoule，wozhidaotakendingshiquhongshenqiule。woyemeichaichuanta，

zhizhufuleyiju:「lushangzhuyianquan。」wojieguoerzishubao，batazuoyebenfangjinqu。「xiaohutudan，

zuoyebendoubudai，bupaailaoshimaya。」woshunbianbadianhuashoubiaonachulai，qiaoqiaoshanchulezaoshangdetonghuajilu。

wanshangfuchenganjieerzihuilaimanmianxiaorong，wozhidaotayidingbashenqiuhonghaole。

erzishoulitizhenaichahedianfenchang:「mamajini。」wokaixindijieguolai:「xiexiebaobei。」

erzizhuanshendeshunjian，wotingjiantaxiaoshengdiguleyiju:「neimepanglehaichi，zhenchan。」

fuchenganhaimailehaojibaokouzhao:「laopo，wotingguowaidepengyoushuotamenneibaofaleliugan，tebieyanzhong，

zanmenyemaidianfangyiwuziyoubeiwuhuan。」「huashuonibujiushizhuanmenyanjiubingdudema，

yaoshizhenchuanguolainiyoumeiyouxinxinnengyanzhichutexiaoyao？」haimeidengwoshuohua，

fuchenganyouziguzidishuo:「wolaopozheimelihai，kendingshidiyigeyanzhichutexiaoyaoderen！

neiruguowoheerziranbingle，nihuibuhuibaweishubuduodetexiaoyaojiwomen？」erziyepaoguolai，

manhuaiqidaidikanzhewo。woxiaole:「dangranle，nimenkeshiwozuizhongyaoderen。」fuziliangzheicaifangxin，

fuchenganhaixishangweiqunzhunbeixiachu。sanrihou，wenyiguoranmanyandaowomenzheibian，

woyekaishimeirimeiyedezaiyanjiusuoyanfatexiaoyao。yinweiyouleqianshidejingyan，

suoyizheiyiciwoyanfadebiqianshihaikuai。meitianwohuijia，fuchengandouyaowenwotexiaoyaodejinzhan，

woyerushigaosuta。ketayiranjuedebufangxin:「xixi，niyanjiusuoshengwukudemimashiduoshaoa？」

「niwenzheigeganma，zheikeshibaomide。」「zanmendoushiyijiaren，nigaosuwowoyoubuhuigaosubieren。」

「neiyebuxing，zheishijimi！」fuchenganyilianbuyue:「neinishiyanjiusuodefuzeren，

shengwukudemimakendingshinishedeba？」「dangranle，woshedetebiefuza，bierenkendingcaibudao。

wopazijiwangle，haiteyijizaiwosuishendebenzishang。」fuchenganyanjingyizhuan，wanshangguoranqutoumimale。

jinguanzheiyihuifuchenganhefunanzuoleyanmifanghu，ketamenhaishibeiganranle。fuchenganyizhikesou:「xixi，

nikuaibatexiaoyaojiwo，wotainanshoule。」「texiaoyaohaimeipizhunshangshi，xianzaihaibunengyong。」

「nannandouqibulaichuangle，nihaibunachutexiaoyao，nishixiangkanzhenannanbingsima！」「chengan，

nihenannanzaijianchijianchi！」fuchengannaonu:「xingle，woyebugennifeihuale。」tazhijiekaimenchuqu，

wolijidakaiyanjiusuodejiankong。buyihuierjiukanjianfuchenganqianlejinqu，

taliyongtoulaidemimadakaileshengwuku，nazoulebolijulineisihetexiaoyao。dangtianwanshang，

tayiyaodaierziquyiyuanweiyoubaerzidaizoule，haiburangwogenzhe。liangtianhou，fuchenganzhongyuhuijia，

balihunxieyipaidaowomianqian。「qinxi，womenlihunba。」kantazheijingshendousoudeyangzi，

kendingshiyijingchileneiyao。woweiweiyixiao:「niquedingyaogenwolihunma？」「dangran！wozaojiushougounile！」

wobujinshixiao:「fuchengan，zheicaiguoleduojiuanijiubuzhuangle。zenme，bingdouhaole，

buxuyaowodetexiaoyaole？」「dangranle，woheerzijirenziyoutianxiang！yaoshidengzhenidetexiaoyao，

womendeduozaoduoshaozui！」「biefeihuale，lihunxieyinibushizaojiuqianle，zanmenzhijiequlinglihunzheng。」

wofangruanyuqi:「niyaogenwolihun，doushiyinweishenqiuba？」

fuchengandiqishizu:「xianzaiyebupashihuagaosuni，qishiwohexiaoqiuyizhimeiduanguo，

woyizhixiangbaitoudaolaoderendoushita！」「keshiwomenyouerziya，nizhenbuzaikaolvkaolv，

weileerzibulihunma？」「nannanyezaojiuyanfannile，niyiweinannanzhendeainima，

neishikanzaiwodemianzishangzhuangchulaide！」「nannanbuzhiyicideshuoguotataoyanni，buxiangrangnidangtama！

nannanxihuanshenqiu，shenqiucaishizhenzhengaita，zuishihedangtamuqinderen！」

woyibiandiantouyibianshuohao:「quminzhengjuba。」lingwanlihunzhengchulai，

wosuikoushuoleju:「gangcaiwotongshigenwoshuo，faxianwomenyanjiusuoshengwukulideshiyanyaodiulesihe，

yebuzhidaoshisheijitoule。tamenyijingbaojingle，jingfangzhengzaichazheijitiandejiankong。」

fuchenganchileyisheng:「jiudiulesiheyaoeryi，nengzhiduoshaoqian，doubugouliande，hailangfeijingliganshenme。」

「bushiqiandeshi，shineipiyaozhishishiyanpin，bushizuihoudehegepin。ruguobeirenmaoranchixiaqu，

kenenghuizaochengyanzhongdefuzuoyong。ruguozhenchuleshenmeshi，

jingchakeyiweiwomenzhengmingbushiwomenguyijibierenchibuhegedeyao。」

fuchenganyilianjingkong:「neihuiyoushenmefuzuoyong？」「dagaijiushitouteng，exinladuzi，

ruguobeiyunfuchiledehua，kenenghuiyingxiangtaierba。」fuchengandaweinaonu:「neiniweishenmebuzaoshuo！」

「nihoushenme，zheidoushiwomenyanjiusuodeshi，wogennishuodezhema！

zaishuolesheizhidaohuiyourenqutouzheibanchengpindeyao，zheimeishangshideyaoyeganchi，danziyezhengoudade！」

fuchenganhuanglihuangzhangdedadianhua:「weixiaoqiu，niyoumeiyoujuedenalibushufu，wodainiquyiyuanjianchajiancha！」

「womeiyoubushufua，wobushichileyaoyijinghaolema，nibuyongdanxin。」「bushi，jintianqinxicaigaosuwo，

neiyaoyouhenyanzhongdefuzuoyong，kenenghuiyingxiangtaier！」「a？huiyingxiangtaierqinxizenmebuzaoshuo，

takezhenedu！」woyibaqiangguoshouji:「nicaiedu，niquanjiadouedu！

nimenzijitoulebuhegedeyaochilezaochengdesuoyoubulianghouguodouyinggaiyounimenzijichengdan，haiyou，

nimendengzhebeijingchachuanhuanba！」woguaduandianhua，bawoshoujirengdaofuchenganshenshang。「tangtangfudalvshi，