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shuangwen《 zhouyelintianlicuifen》，huobaokaiqi！zhouyelintianlicuifenshishuzhongdenannvzhujiao，yeshishilipaizuozhefeichaixiaochoujingxinsuoxie，wenzhangjingcaigushineirongjiangshudeshi：weilaineiliyaojianchengquanshizuigaoduandeshangyezhongxin，shengzhikongjianbukeguliang！”“womenlinjiazheicibaquanbuliudongzijindouyashangqule，baozhengjindoujiaole，jiudengxiazhouyi……

精彩章节

shenweizhoujiazhuixu，wochenfanrenlaorenyuan，zhidaowojizongcailaopozhouyexi**shi，

faxianshangmianyougeyantoutangchudedong。womeitouyizhou，yinweiwoyijingjieyanyinianduole。genggaoxiaodeshi，

zhouyehuijiahou，jingzhizhewobizima：“nihaiyoulianchouyan？kankannibawodedikutangchengshenmeyangle！

”womeishuohua，zhishimomopaixialezhaopian，ranhouxiaole。zhouye，haiyounidebaiyueguang，zheichangxi，

gaiwolaidaoyanle。1weishengjianli，woniezhezhouyeneitiaoheisedeleisi**，zhijianmosuozheneigetuwudepodong。

dongkoubianyuanfahuang、faying，yiguliezhiyancaohunhezhemingguixiangshuideqiwei，cidewotaiyangxueyitiaoyitiaode。

woxiaole。weilezhouyeyiju“taoyanyanwei”，zheijushentideyuanzhu，neigeaitaaidaoguzilidewonangfei，

yingshengshengjieleyinianduodeyan。xianzai，tataoxintaofeidesannian，huanlaileshenme？yitiaobeiyantoutangchuande**，

heyigejijiangkoudaowotoushangdeheiguo。“chenfan！nisizaicesuolile？

”zhangmunianglicuifenjianlideshengyinchuantoumenban，zhendewoermowengwengzuoxiang。“dizenmehaimeituo？

zhengtiandaizaijiali，jiuxiangbaichifanshibushi？”womianwubiaoqingdidakaimen，jiangneitiao**zangzaishenhou。

licuifenzhengbaozheshoubei，yiliankebodizhanzaiketingzhongyang。tashangxiadaliangwo，yanshenlidexianexiangshiyaoyichulai。

“kankanrenjialintian，jintianyoujixiaoyesongleliangxinpaoche！nini？nichulehuixijijianpoyifu，haihuiganshenme？

feiwu！”womeishuohua，zhishidizhetou，banyanzheyigehegedezhuixu。jiuzaizheishi，menkaile。

womingyishangdelaopozhouye，wanzheyigexizhuanggelvdenanrenzoulejinlai。tayijiuneimemei，meiyanjingzhi，

qizhigaoao，zhishikanwodeyanshen，yongyuandaizheyisibunaihebingleng。tashenbiandenanren，

jiushiwozhangmuniangkouzhongdelintian。zhouyeyijinmen，jiuwendaolewoshenshangxiyiyehexiaodushuihunhedeweidao，

haokandemeitoulikeningzaileyiqi。tademuguangluozaiwojinzuandeyoushoushang，lenglengdiwen：“nishoulinadeshenme？

”wotankaishou。neitiaodaiyoupodongdeleisi**，baoluzaizhongrenmianqian。lintiandezuijiaogouqiyimowanweidexiao。

licuifendelianseshunjianbiandegengnankanle。zhouyedelianshang，womeiyoukandaoyisiyihaodexinxu。

zhiyouchuncuideyanehebiyi，fangfowoshoushangnadebushitade**，ershishenmeangzangdelaji。

“wozuiguideyitiao**，jiujinizheimezaotale？”tadeshengyinyoulengyouli，“chenfan，

ninengbunengyoudianchuxi？nihaiyoulianchouyan？”daodayipa。zhenjingcai。wokanzheta，yiyanbufa。

zheifenchenmozaitayanli，chenglemoren。tayibacongwoshouliduoguo**，kandoumeiduokanyiyan，

zhijieshuaijinlepangbiandelajitong。dongzuogancuililuo，xiangshizaidiudiaowodezunyan。“xiaoye，

bieweizheidianxiaoshishengqile。”lintianzoushangqianlai，titiedilanzhuzhouyedejianbang，ranhoupielewoyiyan，

zuijiaoguazheshenglizhebanxuweidexiao。“chenfanyebushiguyide，jiushibushangxin。buxiangwo，nixihuandedongxi，

wodouhuihaohaozhenxi。”tashuozhe，dongzuoxianshudicongxizhuangkoudailimochuyibaogaodangxiangyan，

jizijidianshangleyigen。shenxiyikou，tuchudeyanwuliaorao。

neigudutede、hunhezhemouzhongxiangliaodeyancaoweidaopiaoguolai，woyandidexiaoyigengshenle。jiushizheigewei。

he**podongzhouweicanliudeweidao，yimoyiyang。zhouyekaozailintianhuaili，liansehuanhelexuduo，

liangrenpangruowurendidishengshuoxiao。licuifenkanzhezheiyimu，xiaodehebulongzui，

kanwodeyanshenyuefaxiangshizaikanyituogoushi。wodixiatou，bikaitamendeshixian，momotaochushouji。

chentamenbuzhuyi，duizhunlelajitonglineitiaobeidiuqide**，qiaowushengxidianxialekuaimen。zhouye，

haiyounidebaiyueguang。zheichangxi，gaiwolaidaoyanle。2womiandaiqianbeideweixiao，jiangshoujichuaihuidouli。

“duibuqi，xiaoye，ma，shiwocuole。”wodizhetou，shengyinlidaizheqiadaohaochudeaohuihenuoruo，

“wobugaichouyan，gengbugaibuxiaoxintanghuainide……yifu。”zheifanzitai，xianranquyueletamen。

licuifen“heng”leyisheng，baozhegebo，xiangyizhideshengdedouji：“xianzaizhidaocuole？wanle！

yitiao**dingniyigeyuefanqian！feiwudongxi！”zhouyemeizaikanwoyiyan，

tasihuliangenwoduoshuoyijuhuadoujuedeexin。tawanzhelintiandegebo，jingzhizouxiangshafa，

shengyinhuifulezongcaideqingleng：“lintian，nixianzuo，woquhuanshenyifu。”lintianchongwotiaoletiaomei，

neiyanshenlideqingmiehexuanyao，xiangshizaishuo：kandaolema？nidelaopo，nidejia，xianzaidoushiwodezhuchang。

womeilita，jixubanyanzheneigenilaishunshoudewonangfei，naqituoba，

yishengbuhangdikaishiqingligangcaibeilicuifencaichudejiaoyin。jiexialaideliangtian，

woyijiushineigetoumingde、renlaorenyuandezhuixu。zuofan、xiyi、dasaoweisheng。danwodeerduo，

quezaianzhongbuzhuozheyiqieyouyongdexinxi。guoran，wanfanshi，wocongzhouyejiedeyigedianhuali，

tingdaole“chengnankaifaxiangmu”he“jingbiao”lianggeci。gualedianhuahou，

licuifenlikecoushangquwen：“zenmeyangxiaoye？lintianshuonenggaodingma？”zhouyerouleroumeixin，

youxiepibei：“lintianshuotajiayijingnadaoleguanjiandeneibuxiaoxi，zheicidejingbiao，tamenlinshijituanzhizaibide。

women……xiwangbuda。”chengnankaifaxiangmu？wodenaozilishunjianfuxianchuyifuditu，

yijiqianshizuoweidingjiancaopanshoushi，duizheigechengshiweilaijishinianfazhanguihuadejiyi。yigewanmeidejihua，

zaiwoxinzhongqiaoranchengxing。jihui，henkuaijiulaile。zhouwuwanshang，licuifenxinggaocailiedixuanbu，

yaozaijialijubanjiayan，zhujiao，ziranshi“banglewomenjiadamang”delintian。wanyandecaishiwoyigerenzhunbeide。

youyanqiangdewoyanleizhiliu，erketingli，queshihuanshengxiaoyu，qilerongrong。lintianbeifengweishangbin，zuozaizhuweishang，

gaotankuolun。“zhouayi，xiaoye，nimenjiufangxinba。”lintianduanzhehongjiubei，yiqifengfa，“chengnanneikuaidi，

wobayijingtuoleguanxi，nadaolediyishouziliao。”“**guihuatuwodoukanguole，

weilaineiliyaojianchengquanshizuigaoduandeshangyezhongxin，shengzhikongjianbukeguliang！

”“womenlinjiazheicibaquanbuliudongzijindouyashangqule，baozhengjindoujiaole，jiudengxiazhouyikaibiaozougeguochang！

”licuifenxiaodemanlianzheziduizaiyiqi，jialeyidakuaibaoyufangjinlintianwanli：“aiya，lintiana，

nikezhenshiwomenjiadeguiren！taiyoubenshile！”tashuozhe，huafengyizhuan，

linglidemuguangsaoxiangzhengzaimaitoubafandewo。“xiaoye，nikankanlintian，zheicaishizuodashidenanren！

nidangchuzenmejiuxuanlezheimegefeiwu！”canzhuoshangdeqifenshunjianyizhi。wonengganjuedao，

suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozailewoshenshang，youkanhaoxide，youbiyide，youbunaifande。

zhouyedelianshangshanguoyisibuyue，danbushiweiwo，ershixiantamashuohuataizhijie，rangtazailintianmianqiandiulelian。

tamorenlezheizhongshuofa，shenzhidaizheyisiruoyouruowudexuanyao，chaowopieleyiyan。fangfozaishuo，kan，

zheijiushinihewonanpengyoudechaju。suoyourendoudengzhewoxiukuididixiatou，huozhexiangwangchangyiyangchenmobuyu。

woquemantiaosisidifangxialewankuai。“pada。”qingcuideshengxiang，rangketinglishunjiananjingxialai。wotaiqitou，

yingzhezhongrencuoedemuguang，kanxianglintian，zuijiaogouqiyimojidandexiao。“linshao，”wodeshengyinbuda，

queqingxidichuandaomeigerenerduoli，“ninadaodeneifen‘neibuxinxi’，

shibushiguanyu**dasuanzaineikuaidipangbian，jianyigedaxinglajizhongzhuanzhande？”lintiandelianse，

shuadiyixiajiubianle。tawozhejiubeideshouzhimengranshoujin，chidao：“**zaizheilihushuobadaoshenme！

”licuifenyefanyingguolai，yipaizhuozizhizhewobizima：“chenfannifengle！chilibawaidedongxi！

nishixiangzuzhouzijiashengyibucheng？bishangnidewuyazui！

”zhouyeyeyongyizhongkanfengziyiyangdebinglengyanshenkanzhewo：“chenfan，ninaogoulemeiyou？gunhuinifangjianqu！

”mianduisanrendekuanghonglanzha，wolianshangdexiaoyifanergengshenle。**zaiyibeishang，

huanshizhetamenyizhangzhangyinweifennuhexinxuerniuqudelian，qingmiaodanxiedishuodao：“xinbuxinyounimen。

”“santianhou，zhouyishangwushidian，haichengshizhengguanwanghuizhunshifabuxiangmuguihuabiangenggongshi。”shuowan，

wobuzaikantamen，jingziqishen，zouhuileneigezhiyouyizhangdanrenchuangdechuwujian。shenhou，shisiyibandejijing，

helintianjicudehuxisheng。jiexialaideliangtian，jialiqifenyayidaolejidian。licuifenkanwodeyanshen，

xiangshiyaohuobolewo。zhouyegengshizhijiewushiwodecunzai。tamenyueshizheiyang，woxinlijiuyueshiduding。lintian，

beiwochuozhonglesixue。zhouyishangwu，jiudianwushijiufen。wozhengzaiketingtuodi，licuifenhezhouyezuozaishafashang，

liangrendoushizuolibuan，pinpinkanzheshouji。zhouyedeshoujipingmushang，zhengshihaichengshizhengguanwangdeyemian。

shijianyimiaoyimiaodiguoqu。shidianzheng。yemianshuaxin。

tiaojiacudehongsebiaotidanlechulai：《guanyuchengnanqufazhanguihuabuchonggongshi（hanlajihuanbaozhongzhuanzhanxuanzhi）》。

zhouyedetongkongmengdiyisuo。tashenpangdelicuifen，yibaqiangguoshouji，

sisididingzhepingmushangneijigeciyandeheizi，lianshangdexueseyirouyankejiandesudutundeyiganerjing。

“laji……zhongzhuanzhan……zenmehui……zenmehui……”licuifendeshengyindouzaifadou。zhouyedeshoujixiangle，

shitagongsifuzongdalaide，shengyindaizhejiehouyushengdeqingxing：“zhouzong！xinghaonindangjiliduan，

zuotianmeirangwomenqujiaobaozhengjin！”“linshijituanneibianjushuojiaolewugeyidebaozhengjin，xianzaiquanbeitaolaole！

wanle！linjiazheicichediwanle！”zhouyeguaduandianhua，zhenggerenjiangzaiyuandi，huanhuandi、nanyizhixinditaiqitou，

muguangzhizhidishexiangwo。zheishibeizhetamen，yizhouyedemingyizuode。licuifenyexiangshibeichouzoulesuoyouliqi，

tanzaishafashang，yongyizhongkanguideyanshenkanzhewo。wolinzhetuoba，zhanzaitamenmianqian，lianshangmeishenmebiaoqing。

zhenggezhoujia，diyiciyongzhengyankanwo。zhouyezuichundongledong，sihuxiangshuoshenme，

danzuizhongyigeziyemeinengshuochukou。3zicongshizhengguanwangdegonggaochulaihou，jialijiuxianruleyizhongguiyidesiji。

licuifenbuzaiduiwojiansuankebo，zhishiyongyizhongkanguaiwudeyanshen，duozhewozou。zhouyezebazijiguanzaifangjianli，

yizhengtianmeichulai。woledeqingjing，shoushilejijianyuanzhuhuanxideyifu，zaiyigebuqiyandechoutijiaoluo，

zhaodaoletatoutouzanxiadeliangwankuaisifangqian。keliandenanren，

zheidagaishitasannianlaicongyafenglishengxiadesuoyouzunyan。wonazheqian，

touyebuhuidilikaileneigelingrenzuooudejia。meiguojitian，

haichengyijiamingwei“dianjin”detouzizixungongsiqiaorankaiye。bangongshixiaodekelian，zhiyouyizhangzhuozi，

yitaidiannao。woyongneiliangwankuai，quancangmairuleyizhiwurenwenjindeyiyaogu“hengruishengwu”。qianshidejiyili，

zheizhigupiaohuizaiyizhouhou，yinweiyixiangzhuanlijishudetupoxinggonggao，baozhangsanshibei。zheishiwodediyitongjin，

yeshiwoqiaodongzhenggeqipandezhidian。guoran，yizhouhou，“hengruishengwu”yifeichongtian。wopaoshougupiao，

liangwankuaibianchengleliushiwan。yongzheibiqian，wokaishizaishangjiexiaoshiniudao。wodejueqisudutaikuai，