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小说简介

lishichuanjixiaoshuo《wofuzechang，gejiefuzechong》younabiluanxieqinglichuangzuo。zhuyaojiangshulexiaruoxingmuyunzailishishiqideshengpinghefendoujingli，tongguoduilishishijiandemiaoxiehejiedu，zhanshilezhujiaodezhihuiyuyongqi。zheibenshubujinjuyouhengaodelishijiazhi，haijiduzhedailaileshenrusikao。ainimen～”xiaruoxingkandaopiaopingle，xiangdaozuowanqunlidexianliaodehua，meixiangdaojiubeigejiefangzailexinshang，zijizhendetaixingyunhetaixingfula。【xiyuepiaoping：women……

精彩章节

12yue29ri，17:00。

“huanyingdajialaidao17:00dexianlefu，womenxianlefushiyouzhidianchangting。599diange，5000fenchadui，10000fenzhiding。youxiangdiangedebaobaomenkeyizaigongpingshangkougeming，huozhezhaomaishanggeshoudeguanlijinxingdiangewo～woshizheigedangdezhuchiyuanwuqu，xiamianjieshaoyixiawomenmaishangdegeshouherenwuba。datoupangbiandeshiwomendexingxing，renwu666.0；ermaishiwomendepaopao，renwu520.0；sanmaishiwomendedaibao，renwushi520.0；simaishiwomendeliuli，renwushi520.0；wumaishiwomendewudie，renwushi480.0；liumaishiwomende28，renwushi400.0；qimaishiwomendeqingtian，renwushi350.0；bamaishiwomendetangguoli，renwushi300.0；zhuchirenwushi470.0。zheishiwomennianduhuodong50jin10dezuihouyigexiaoshile，dajiakouderenwuyehengao，xiwangdajiaduoduozhichi！！”

（jintianxianlefukaiqideshiyuyintingdelingyizhongmoshi，jiyou9gerentongdang。

pingshishibarendang，datouzaidiyipaizhengzhongjian，xiamianyouliangpai，meipai4gemaiwei。jiurendangdefenbu，jiushizaidatouneiyipaizengjiayigeweizhi，hedatouyiqifenbieweiyuliangbian。）

「好高的任务」

「xianlefujiayoua！！」

「xiaoxianlexianzaidishile，shouzhua」

「diyicizaixianlefujiandaozheimegaoderenwu」

「yaoshouzhua，8、9、10、11、12、13mingdefenshudouhaojiejin」

「加油！！」

「buguanqitade，xiaoxianlewangqianchonga」

「haonana，fenchahaoxiao」

「buyaoshuoneixiesangqidehua，jinlijiuhao」

「星星加油！！」

「xingxingbuyaohaipa，youjiniliupiao！」

「chongjiuwanshile，xianzaimeishijiankaolvneimeduode」

「pashenme，kandaoxingchenge、xiyuejie、qingshangezaibangshangni」

「queshi，kandaoxingxingjiadagedajiezai，xinanleyiban」

「yunduoqianchangzheiciyeshizhizhengqianshi，tinglibeilegonghuipiaode，xianlefuchenzaofangqiba」

「nalilaidegoujiao，gunchuwomenting」

「dajiabielineixiechuanzi，zhuanzhuwomenzijijia」

「langmanbenfubeile100gehuazi，nimendabuguode」

「guanlijiejie！！chulaiganhuola！！」

「gunhuijiashuoqu，laiwomenzheibianshuoshenme」

「dajiabielichuanzishuodehua，guanlijiejielahei，dajiayiqikuakuamaishanggeshou，bachuanzidefayanshuashangqu」

“neimebulangfeishijianle，diyigejiuyouxingxingxiankaishiyanchangba，maishuaixingxing～”

“haode，xingxingjieguomaike～50jin10la，dajiayounenglideduoduozhichiya～jintianjidajiadailaiyishoubuyiyangfenggedegequ，xiwangdajianengxihuan～”xiaruoxinghuanhuantuchuyikouqi，dakaibanzou，shuoshihua，taxianzaikaishiyoudianjinzhangle。

“tuasécritledébutdel'histoire

jiranniyixiexiagushidekaiduan

j'écrirailafintouteseulepardéfaut

jiushimorenwoxiechutadejieju

jen'avaisjamaiscessédetecroire

woyizhicongweitingzhiquxiangxinni

maiscesoirte**otssonnentvraimentfauxohohoh

danjinwannishuodehuacuodelipu

tupeuxsupplier,toutnier,te**ainssontliéesohohoh

nijinkeqiqiuhefourenyiqie，nideshuangshouyibeishufu

tuvasrécoltercequetuassemé

nijiangshouhuozijizhongxiadekuguo

tuvaslepayer,tuvaslepayer

你将为此付出代价

tutomberasdehautohohoh

你将从高处跌下

tuvaslepayer，tuvaslepayercher

你将为此付出代价

tun'feraspluslebeau

你将不再是最崇高的

……”

「aaaaaaaa」

「这是什么语？」

「shifayuaaaaaaa」

「c，shi《tuvaslepayer》，diyicitingdaozheishougedefanchang」

「haoting，haogaoaodeganjue」

「aaaaaaaa，wozuiaideyinleju，woaibochanglewozuiaiyinlejulimiandege」

「hehuangjiewanquanbuyiyangdeyinse，danshichangchuleyiyangdeganjue，aaaaaaa」

「jiuminga，tingbudong，danshihaoshuaiachangde」

「xingxingaaaaaaaaa」

「aaaaaaaa，aoaode，haoai」

「jiushizheizhongganjue，xingnvwang，mawo」

「loushang，kezhiyixiaziji，haizaitinglini！！」

「xingxingdefayuhaohao，duochuguoaaaaaaa」

「xingxing，nihaiyoushenmebenlingmanzheliuxingmende！！！」

【xingchenjixingxingzengsonglejianianhua（nianduban）*1*2*3*4*5…*52（30000yinfu）】

【xiyuejixingxingzengsonglejianianhua（nianduban）*1*2*3*4*5…*52（30000yinfu）】

【hebieqingshanjixingxingzengsonglejianianhua（nianduban）*1*2*3*4*5…*52（30000yinfu）】

【menglikanhuajixingxingzengsonglejianianhua（nianduban）*1*2*3*4*5…*10（30000yinfu）】

【tinggedejixingxingzengsonglejianianhua（nianduban）*1*2*3*4*5（30000yinfu）】

【shanyaoxingxingjixingxingzengsongleshanyaowutai（nianduban）*1*2*（15000yinfu）】

【weiaixingxingjixingxingzengsongleshanyaowutai（nianduban）*1（15000yinfu）】

……

hegongpingdejingxi、kuazanyiqichuxiandehaiyouxingxingjiadagedajiemenbapingdeliwu。

zaixingxingkaikoude1miaohou，liwuhedefenzhiyijingshi100wan+，ergejiedeliwutexiaocongxingxingkaishichanggedaochangwandoumeipiaowan。

【xiyuepiaoping：aaaaaaaa，xingbao！！！】

【tinggedepiaoping：xingxingaaaaaaa！！！】

【hebieqingshanpiaoping：lihaile】

【xingchenpiaoping：haoting！！】

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【yuyintingnianduhuodonglou】

caomeibingqilin：50jin10zuihouyigexiaoshile，haojinzhang，jinnianhaoduojiayuyintingzhengqianshia，chajudoubuda

daochuzhuanzhuan：xianzaipaimingqingkuangzenmeyang？

数据说话：

diyi，qianshandiao-dong，10wan+

dier，moyunge，10wan+

disanming，qianshandiao-chun，9.8wan

disiming，qianshandiao-xia，8.8wan

diwu，menggu，8.7wan

diliu，mingliushe，7.8wan

diqi，qianshandiao-qiu，7wan

diba，weixun，6.8wan

dijiu，qianshandiao-qing，6.7wan

dishiming，xianlefu，6.5wan

dishiyiming，yushengge，6.3wan

dishierming，yunduoqianchang，6wan

dishisanming，langmanbenfu，5.8wan

dishisi，xingqiongshe，5.5wan

dishiwuming，qianshandiao-wu，5.4wan

（100yinfu=1jifen）

shujushuohua：qianshiwudefenchabutaida，dishiliumingcai3wanfen，shiwuminghouchajubijiaodajiubuliechulaile。

tianmeizhengjiushijie：chuleqiansanming，shengxiadefenhaojiejin，zheime**dema

paopaomate：qianshandiaodaoshi4genanting2genvtingdoujinqianshiwule，wodaoyaokankanmuyunyoumeiyoubenshiba6getingdousongjinqianshi

jiandaoshou：wutingde**jieyijingbeilaokongle，yijingyouhaojigeziduiguorenwule，muyunbulaiwutingshanghuazi，wutingnamingjinqianshia

jianianhua：qianshandiaohaishiniude

kukafei：xianlefuzhendeqilaile，paimingbiyushenggedougaole

huahudie：xianlefuzhendehaoqilaile，jintianyitian，xingxingxianzaishidierdang，qianmiankaoqitageshouchuli，daoyeshichengzhule

tupaopaopaopaopao：nengcheng，danshibuduo。shanggedang，xingxingyigerenbaiwan+，fenshuyixiazijiulashangqule

chiguaguaguaguagua：xingxingjiazhendehaomenga

chaojuegaoyin：xingxingdiyigechang，laitingge

naiyoupaofu：woqiao！！！

quanshijiezhongmanxiangcai：woqiao！！！

nishuoshenmejiushenmege：woqiao！！！！

buchiaiqingdeku：woqiao！！！！

dadangan，zaodiansan：？yijinlaijiushiwoqiaoshuaping，zala？

chaojuegaoyin：zaichanggelingyu，woshizhenpeifuxingxing，zenmenengchangdeneimehaoting！！

naiyoupaofu：xingxingmiaobaiwan+……

buchiaiqingdeku：xingxingjiadagedajiezhenshuabukongma？zheihuazigenxiaoxinxinyiyanglianji……

quanshijiezhongmanxiangcai：zheishougejiaoshenme？haotingcanle！！！

shujushuohua：xianlefudiyile……

tupaopaopaopaopao：xingxingjintianshidasuandangdangbaiwan+ma？

jianianhua：loushang，nibieshuo，zhenyoukeneng，shanggedangbaiwan+，wohaiyiweizheigedanghuishaoyidian，jieguogengkuaidebaiwan+le

jiuaixiaotianshui：aaaaaaa，diyiciyudaoyuyintingzhubochangyinlejudege，haichangdeneimehaoting，woyaoguanzhule！！！

jiaoyitingzhi：tingguoxingxingchanggede，jiumeiyoubuaishangde

moyuzhi：xianlefubuhuishijinniandeheimaba……muyunlaozei，yaoshidongtingdiulediyi，dengzhebeichaoxiaoba

0809:bushi，xianlefunalimaochulaide，haomeng

fengchuicaodong：wasai，jinnianniandukaishiyouyisile。wohaiyiweiqianshandiaonengyijiadudani

jiuaichigua：youhaoxikanle，muyunnianduzhiqiankouqineimeda，qianshandiaozheicinabudaodiyi，zhendeyaobeihenhenchaoxiaole

【涉及歌曲：

《tuvaslepayer》——zaho(yinleju《yasewang》zhongdechaqu)】