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zheibenxiaoshuowogangchuanyue，kaijuzhangmuniangjiuhuaiwohailinxiuliguyanzhisuxiaoyazhenggegushijiuxiangdianyingyiyang，yigegehuamiangoujianlezhenggezuopin。gushihenmeihao，kanleyiyouweijin！xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanranhoudakailejisuanqiyingyong。qingcuideanjianyinzaijijingdeketingligewaicier。“ma，ninxianbiejidong。”wobashoujipingmuzhuanxianglinxiuli，shangmiandeshuzi“0”ge……

精彩章节

“jiangchen！nizheigechusheng！”zhangmunianglinxiulizhizhezijiweiweilongqidexiaofu，shengleijuxia。

“woduzilidehaizi，shinide！”wolaopo，bingshanzongcaisuxiaoya，qiaolianshabai，

kanwodeyanshenxiangshiyaohuogualewo。“jiangchen，nizhenrangwoexin！womenlihun！”wo，

yigegangchuanshuwufenzhongdehaomenzhuixu，kanzhezheidiyukaiju，momotaochushouji，dakaijisuanqi。“ma，ninkan，

”wobashoujidiguoqu，shenqingwubichengken，“zheishi……shuyugongshang。”“jingshensunshifei、mingyusunshifei，

haiyouyihouhaizidenaifenqian……dejiaqian。”“buranzheiguo，wokebubei。”linxiulihesuxiaoyadoulengzhule。

1yijierguanghenhenshanzaiwolianshang。**ladeteng。wohaimeilaidejixiaohuanaoziliduochulaidejiyi，

jiukandaoyizhangbaoyangdeyiqueyinfennuerniuqudelian。shiwodezhangmuniang，linxiuli。tazhengzhizhewodebizi，

duizheketinglimanmandangdangdesujiarenkusu。“jiushita！woduzilidehaizishijiangchenzheigechushengde！

”zhenggesujiaketing，siyiyangdejijing。suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaiwoshenshang，zhenjing、biyi、exin。

womingyishangdeqizi，suxiaoya，sushijituandebingshanzongcai，cikeqiaolianquanwuxuese。tayibubuzoudaowomianqian，

shengyindongdenengdiaochubingzha。“jiangchen，nizhenrangwoexin。”“womenmingtianjiuqulihun。

”wonaoziliwengwengzuoxiang，zhongyuliqinglexianzhuang。wo，jiangchen，dingjiweijigongguanzhuanjia，chuanshule。

chuanchengleyibenzhuixushuangwenli，kaijujiubeipaohuidetongmingzhuixu。yanqiandechangjing，jiushiyuanzhubeixianhai，

ranhoubeisaodichumendeqingjie。kewobushiyuanzhu。mianduizheipotiandezangshui，womeiyoujinghuang，meiyoufennu，

shenzhilianyisiduoyudebiaoqingdoumeiyou。wozhishidangzhesuoyourendemian，pingjingditaochushouji，jiesuo，

ranhoudakailejisuanqiyingyong。qingcuideanjianyinzaijijingdeketingligewaicier。“ma，ninxianbiejidong。

”wobashoujipingmuzhuanxianglinxiuli，shangmiandeshuzi“0”gewaixianyan。“zheishierba，xingzhibijiaoelie。

”woyibianshuo，yibianmantiaosilidishurushuzi。“wojinisuansuana。”“shouxian，jingshensunshifei。

woyigeyoufuzhifu，beiyuemuninzhikong，zheiduiwochunjiedexinlingzaochenglejudachuangshang。buduoyao，

jiusuanyiqianwanba。”“qici，mingyusunshifei。ninkan，zaizuodedoushisujiayoutouyoulianderenwu。

zheishichuanchuqu，wohaizenmezuoren？zheigeyesuanyiqianwan。”“zaici，baomifei。weilesujiadeyanmian，

zheishikendingbunengwaichuan。wobaozhengshoukouruping，zheigefengkoufei，yedeyiqianwan。”“zuihou，yeshizuizhongyaode，

haizidefuyangfei。”wodunledun，taitoukanxianglinxiulingweiweilongqidexiaofu。

“congnaifenqiandaoyihouchuguoliuxuedefeiyong，jiusuantahuodaoershiersuidaxuebiye。zheigedeliangqianwan。

”“zonggong，wuqianwan。”wobajisuanqishangxianshi“50000000”depingmu，

zhengzhongdididaolinxiulihesuxiaoyamianqian。“jiwodawuqianwan，zheiguowobeile。”“xianjin、zhuanzhangdoukeyi，

womeiyijian。”“buran，miantan。”quanchangsiji。zhenluokewen。suoyourendouyongyizhongkanfengzideyanshenkanzhewo。

linxiulidekushengkazailehoulongli。suxiaoyaneizhangbingshanlianshang，yilian“cuoe”debiaoqing。

lianzhanzaitashenpangdebaiyueguangguyanzhi，lianshangdebiaoqingyejiangzhule。2“jiangchen，ni**！

”zuixianfanyingguolaideshisuxiaoya。tadexiongkoujulieqifu，xianranbeiwozheifancaozuoqidebuqing。

“nizuochuzheizhongqinshouburudeshiqing，haiganzaizheilitanqian？

”“wozhenshixialeyancaihuigennizheizhongrenqianxiajiehunxieyi！”woshouhuishouji，chuaijindouli，

yiliandeyundanfengqing。“suzong，zhuyinideyongci。”“diyi，shiqinghaimeidinglun，

nibunengpingwozhangmuniangdeyimianzhicijiujiwodingzui。”“dier，womenshiqiyuejiehun，nijiwoqian，

wobanyannidezhangfu。xianzaideqingkuangshuyutufashijian，shiewaidegongzuoneirong，dangranyaolingwaisuanqian。

”“zheishizuijibendeshangyeluoji。”wotanletanshou，yifulisuodangrandeyangzi。

suxiaoyabeiwodudeyijuhuadoushuobuchulai，zhinengyongneishuangpiaoliangdeyanjinghenhendiwanwo。zheishi，

tashenbiande“baiyueguang”guyanzhizhongyuzhaodaolezijidejiaose。tashangqianyibu，jiangsuxiaoyahuzaishenhou，

baichuyifuzhengyishizhedezitai。“jiangchen，womeixiangdaonijingranshizheiyangderen。

”tayingjundelianshangxiemanleshiwanghetongxin。“nibujinshanghaileayi，shanghailexiaoya，

xianzaihaiyongjinqianlaiwurutamen。”“nihaiyoumeiyouyidianliangxin？”wokanzheta，huranxiaole。

zheixiaorongrangguyanzhidebiaoqingyijiang。“guxiansheng，nizhenshigehaoren。”wopailepaishou，zhenxinshiyidizantan。

“jirannizheimexintengtamen，yaobu……zheiwuqianwannitiwochule？”“bijing，nihewolaopoguanxizheimehao，

yihounimenjiehun，wozheige‘qianfu’daizhezhangmunianghe‘erzi’，chuanchuquyebuhaoting，duiba？

”guyanzhidelianseshunjianbiandehennankan。ketinglideqifenbiandegengjiaguiyi。sujiaqitarenkanwodeyanshen，

congdanchundebiyi，duoleyisitanjiuhejidan。zheigefeiwuzhuixu，jintianzenmegenhuanlegerenyiyang？yajianzuili，

luojiqingxi，haibasuoyourendouraolejinqu。linxiuliyehuiguoshenlai，tazhizhewodeshoudouzaifadou。

“ni……nizheigenizi！nihaixiangqiaozhawo？”wosongsongjian，yilianwugu。“ma，huabunengzheimeshuo。

wozheishimingmabiaojia，tongsouwuqi。”“ninxiangrangwobeiguo，jiudefuchuxiangyingdedaijia。

tianxiameiyoumianfeidewucan。”shuowan，wohuafengyizhuan，biaoqingyansuqilai。“erqie，

weilewomen‘haizi’dejiankangchengzhang，wozuowei‘fuqin’，youyigexiaoxiaodeyaoqiu。

”linxiulihesuxiaoyadoujingtidikanzhewo。“wo……youquanyaoqiunin，jieshouwozhidingdesirenyisheng，

jinxingyiciquanfangweidechanjian。”“bijing，wodequebaowode‘erzi’shizaiyigejiankangdehuanjingliyunyu，

duiba？”zheijuhuayichu，linxiulidelianse，shunjianbaile。3linxiulidehuangluanzhishiyishunjian，

henkuaijiubeigengnongdebeifenyangai。“nishenmeyisi？nibuxiangxinwo？”tawuzhexinkou，

yifusuishiyaojueguoqudeyangzi。“nizheigechusheng！nihaixiangzhaorenlaixiuruwo？”suxiaoyalikeshangqianfuzhuta，

duizhewonumuershi。“jiangchen，nigoule！”“madouzheiyangle，nihaiyao**ta？”womeilihuitadezhize，

zhishipingjingdikanzhelinxiuli。“ma，zheibushixiangbuxiangxindewenti，zheishikexueyanjindetaiduwenti。

”“ninxiangxiang，wanyihaiziyoushenmexiantianxingjibing，huozheyingyangbuliang，wozheigedang‘die’de，tiqianzhidaole，

yehaozuozhunbeima。”“zaishuole，jianchayixiaduininhehaizidouhao，ninpashenmeni？”womeishuoyiju，

linxiulideliansejiugengbaiyifen。taqihunanxia。ruguotajujue，jiudengyuxinxu。zaichangdedoushirenjing，

zheidianxiaobaxisheikanbuchulai？ruguotatongyi，neitazidaoziyandezheichuxi，jiuyouleshikongdefengxian。

guyanzhizaiyipangshishidikaikou，shengyinwenrouyouchongmanguanqie。“xiaoya，ayixianzaiqingxubuwending，

wokanhaishixiansongayihuifangxiuxiba。”“jiangchen，niyeshaoshuoliangju。zheijianshi，womenzhihouzaimanmanchuli。

”taxiangbazheijianshihunongguoqu。kexi，wobuhuijitazheigejihui。“buxing。”woduanranjujue。“guxiansheng，

zheishiwomendejiashi，niyigewairen，haoxiangmeizigechashouba？”woshangqianyibu，dangzaitamenmianqian。“jintian，

dangzhesuoyourendemian，zheijianshibixuyougeleduan。”“ma，ninshixianzaijiugenwozhidingdeyishengquzuojiancha，

haishiwozhijiebaojing，shuoninqiaozhalesuo？”“ninxuanyige。”“ni！”linxiuliqidezuichundouzaiduosuo。

suxiaoyayenule：“jiangchen，nigan！”“nikanwoganbugan。”wotaochushouji，zuoshijiuyaoboda110。

ketingli，yizhimeishuohuadesujialaoyezi，suxiaoyadeyeye，zhongyuzhongzhongdikesouleyisheng。“haole！

doubiechaole！”laorenjiasuirannianshiyigao，danweiyanyouzai。tahunzhuodeyanjingzaiwogenlinxiulizhijianlaihuisaoshi，

zuihouluozailinxiulishenshang。“xiuli，jiranjiangchentichulaile，neijiuqujianchayixiaba。

”“shenzhengbupayingzixie，yezhenghaorangdajiaangexin。”laoyezifalehua，linxiulizaiyewufajujue。

tayuandudidenglewoyiyan，xiangshiyaobawoshengtunhuobo。“hao！jianchajiujiancha！”“wodaoyaokankan，

nijintiannengwanchushenmehuayang！”“daoshihou，ruguohaizishinide，woyaoniguixialaijiwoketourencuo！

”woweiweiyixiao。“meiwenti。danruguo……haizibushiwodeni？”linxiuliyiye。

wobubujinbi：“ruguohaizibushiwode，nindangzhongwumiewo，yougaidangruhe？

”linxiuliyaozheya：“neiwojiudangzhesuoyourendemian，jinidaoqian！”“guangdaoqiankebugou。”woyaoleyaotou，

“nindebasushijituanbaifenzhishidegufen，zhuandaoxiaoyamingxia。”zheihuayichu，manzuojiejing。

suxiaoyayezhenjingdikanzhewo。linxiulishisujiadeshijizhangduoren，tashoulidegufen，jiushitademinggenzi。

suoyourendoujuedewofengle，gantizheizhongyaoqiu。linxiulinujifanxiao：“hao！wodayingni！jiangchen，

nijiwodengzhe！”“wodengzhe。”wozuijiaodexiaoyi，yuefanongyu。yuer，shanggoule。

4naojuzanshigaoyiduanluo。linxiulibeisuxiaoyaheyongrenfuzhehuilefangjian，linzouqianneiyanshen，

henbudezaiwoshenshangchuochujigedong。guyanzhiyegenzhesuxiaoyazoule，luguowoshenbianshi，tatingxiajiaobu，

yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo。“jiangchen，nihendeyi？”tadeshengyinyijiuwenhe，

danlimianzangzheyisibinglengdejinggao。“bieyiweishuadianxiaocongmingjiunenggaibianshenme。nizaixiaoyaxinli，

yongyuanshigefeiwu。”woceguotou，tongyangyongjidideshengyinhuijingta。“guxiansheng，niyehendeyi？

”“bieyiweiyandeqingshenyizhong，jiunengpianguosuoyouren。nizaiwoyanli，jiushigexiaochou。

”guyanzhidetongkongmengdiyisuo。womeizaikanta，jingzhizouxiangketingdeshafa，yi**zuolexialai。

sujiadeqitarenyesansanliangliangdisanle，danmeigerenkanwodeyanshendoubianle。buzaishichuncuidebiyihewushi，

ershiduoleyimofuza。henkuai，ketinglizhishengxiawohesuxiaoya。tameiyouquanweitamuqin，

ershizhanzailiwojimiyuandedifang，jugaolinxiadikanzhewo。“jiangchen，nidaodixiangganshenme？

”tadeshengyinlidaizheyisikunhuo。jintiandewo，rangtagandaolemosheng。buzaishineigeweiweinuonuo，

zaitamianqianliantoudoubugantaidewonangfei。“wobuxiangganshenme。”woqiaoqierlangtui，kaozaishafashang，

zitaifangsong。“wozhishizaiweihuwozuoweizhangfudehefaquanyi。”“zhangfu？

”suxiaoyaxiangshitingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohua，“nipeima？”“womenzhijianbuguoshiyichangjiaoyi。

sannianshijianyidao，womenjiuyipailiangsan，ninazheqiangunchusujia。”“niwanglewomendexieyi？

”wodangranmeiwang。yuanzhujiushiyinweizheifenqurudexieyi，jiashangguyanzhidebuduandaya，

caihuoderenbuxiangrenguibuxianggui。“womeiwang。”wokanzheta，“danxieyilikemeixie，

woyaotiwozhangmuniangbeizheimedayikouguo。”“zheishifujiatiaokuan，dejiaqian。”“ni！”suxiaoyaqijie。

tafaxian，tayinyiweiaodelengjinghekoucai，zaiwomianqianwanquanshixiao。

wozongnengyongyizhongtawufalijiedeliumangluoji，bataduideyakouwuyan。“niyiweinijintianyingle？

”tashenxiyikouqi，qiangpozijilengjingxialai。“dengdaojianchajieguochulai，zhengmingnijiushigechushengdeshihou，

wokannihaizenmexiaozhang。”“daoshihou，nibujinyifenqiandounabudao，wohaiyaorangnijingshenchuhu，shenbaiminglie！

”wokanzhetaneizhangyinfennuerfanqihongyundeqiaolian，huranjuedeyoudianhaoxiao。zheigenvren，

congming、piaoliang、nenglichuzhong，kexijiushigelianainao。beiguyanzhineizhongduanweideweijunzipiandetuantuanzhuan，

queduizijizhenzhengdedirenyiwusuozhi。“suzong，womendageduzenmeyang？”“dushenme？

”“jiudu……wobujinnengzhengmingzijideqingbai，hainengrangnikanqingchu，sheicaishinishenbianzhenzhengdechusheng。

”suxiaoyazhouqimeitou，xianranmeitingdongwodehua。“ruguonishule，”wokanzhetadeyanjing，yiziyijudishuo，

“yihouzaijiali，buxuzaijiaowojiangchen，yaojiaowo……laogong。”5suxiaoyadelianshunjianzhanghong。bushixiuse，

shiqide。“nizuomeng！”tacongyafenglijichuzheisangezi，zhuanshenjiuzou，gaogenxiecaizaidibanshang，

fachufennudedadasheng。wokanzhetajuejuedebeiying，zuijiaodehudugengdale。aojiaodebingshanzongcai，

gonglveqilaicaiyouyisi。jiexialaideliangtian，sujialongzhaozaiyipianguiyidepingjingzhixia。linxiulichengbingbuchu，

bazijiguanzaifangjianli。suxiaoyazaochuwangui，zaigongsilimangdejiaotoulane，huidaojiayeduiwoshierbujian。

guyanzhidaoshilaideqin。tameitiandouhuidaizhexianhuahebupinlaikanwanglinxiuli，

ranhouzaisuxiaoyamianqianshangyangezhongshenqingkuankuandexima。tabuzhiyicidizhaodaowo，huominghuoandijinggaowo。

“jiangchen，jianhaojiushouba。”“xianzailikaisujia，nihainengnadaoyibiqian。zainaoxiaqu，nizhihuiyiwusuoyou。

”tashituyongqianshoumaiwo。“wuqianwan，shinizijikaidejia。”tadijiwoyizhangzhipiao，“likaixiaoya，

yongyuanbuyaozaichuxianzaitamianqian。”wopieleyiyanzhipiaoshangdeshuzi，xiaole。“guxiansheng，

nihaoxianggaocuoleyijianshi。”“zheiwuqianwan，shiwode‘beiguofei’，bushiwode‘fenshoufei’。

”“xiangrangwolikaixiaoya，zheigejia……kebugou。”wobazhipiaotuilehuiqu。guyanzhideliansechenlexialai。

“nibuyaodecunjinchi。”“wozheibushidecunjinchi，wozheishibangni。”wohaozhengyixiadikanzheta，

“nixiangxiang，zhiyaowohaizaisujiayitian，nizheige‘baiyueguang’jiuyongyuanmingbuzhengyanbushun。”“nibangwo，

jiushibangniziji。zheimejiandandedaoli，guxianshengbuhuibudongba？”guyanzhideyanzhongshanguoyisishayi。

tadagaiconglaimeiyudaoguowozheizhongruanyingbuchidegundaorou。tayiweitanengzhangkongyiqie，quebuzhidao，

congwochuanyueguolaideneiyikeqi，qipanshangdeguize，jiuyijingbianle。zheiliangtian，wokansishenmedoumeizuo，

zhishizaijialichichihehe，kankandianshi。danshijishang，wozaojiutongguowoyiqianderenmai，

bawoneige“sirenyishengtuandui”anpaituodangle。bujinruci，wohairangtamenshunbianchaledianbiededongxi。biru，

guyanzhidebeijing。biru，sushijituanzuijindecaiwuzhuangkuang。buchabuzhidao，yichaheyitiao。zheigeguyanzhi，

biaomianshangshihaiguijingying，qingniancaijun，shijishang，tabeihoudeziben，zhengshisushijituandesiduitou，lishijituan。

tajiejinsuxiaoya，genbenbushiyinweishenmegoupiaiqing，ershiweileqiequsushideshangyejimi，peihelishijituan，

zuokongsushidegupiao，zuihouzaiyidijiashougou。haoyizhaofudichouxin。erlinxiulide“huaiyun”naoju，

yebiandeqingxiqilai。tayinggaishichajuedaoleguyanzhideyinmou，dankuyumeiyouzhengju，

jiashangnverbeizhuyoumenglexin，genbenbuxiangxinta。wanbanwunaizhixia，

tacaixiangchulezheimeyizhao“zibaoshi”dekurouji。yifangmian，yongzheizhongjingtianchouwen，bizouguyanzhi。

lingyifangmian，yeshizaikaoyanwozheigezhuixu，zhibuzhidetatuofu。yigeainvruming，

buxiyizishenmingyuweiduzhudebeiqingmuqinxingxiang，yueranzhishang。kexia，tahaishidiguleguyanzhide**，

yegaoguletazheichuxideshashangli。buguomeiguanxi。tadahaoletaizi，shengxiadexi，wolaibangtachangwan。

yuedingdejianchari，daole。6wosuoweide“sirenyishengtuandui”，zhenzhangbisujiarenxiangxiangdeyaodadeduo。

yiliangyidongyiliaochezhijiekaijinlesujiabieshudeyuanzi。cheshangxialaiqibageren，gegebaidagua，biaoqingyansu，

shoulilinzhegezhongjingmideyiqixiang。weishoude，shiwoyiqianhezuoguodeyiweifuchankequanwei，liujiaoshou。

kandaozheizhenzhang，bieshuosujiaren，jiulianshizuoyongzhelinxiuli，douyouxiefameng。

tadagaiyiweiwojiushisuibianzhaogexiaozhensuodeyishenglaizougeguochang。“jiangchen，nizheishiganshenme？

”suxiaoyadeliansehennankan。“gaozheimedazhenzhang，nishixiangrangsuoyourendouzhidaosujiadechouwenma？”“suzong，