weijididihuanduzhai,womabiwochujiazheishuxiedezhenshichaojingcaichaoxihuan,zuozhexiachuyaoyaoshibarenwuchangjingxiehuojirenyizhongshenlinqijingdeganjue,xiaoshuozhurengongshijiangzaowangsufangwangyuan,jiangshulewocaizhidao,yuanlaitashouleneinande1wancaili,yonglaidididiqianxiadeduzhai。wolengxiaoyisheng,xiuchuzijidedazuanjie,“yaowojiajita?……
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hualuo,womayiliandeyi,zhizhetashenhoudenanrenshuo:“wojiwonverzhaolegehaolaogong,rangtayihouxiangfu,zenme?”
yangfutingdaotazheimeshuo,danyoudekanlekanwo。
wochaotadiantou,anshitazheijiushiwogentatiqiguodeqinma。
wangyuanjianwobushuohua,jile,“ganjingenwomenzou,jiunizheiyangdehuose,nengnayiwancailiyijingbucuole!”
yangfuzheishiliansegengchale,“nidangchubatarengzaijieshangbuwenbuwen,xianzaiweilecailiyouxiangqitale,zaoganmaqule?”
womalianseyijiang,suijinaoxiuchengnu,jianshengfanbodao:“niyoushishei?!niyigewairen!youshenmezigeguanwojialideshi!”
“woyaoshibubatafangzaiyibian,wozenmechuquzhuanqianyangta?nimengenbenjiubudongwodanqinmamadetong!”
wobeitazheifan**dehuaqixiaole,renbuzhukaikoufengci:“zheimeduonian,nishenmeshihoujiguowoyifenqian?”
“yaobushihaoxinrenjiejiwo,wozaojiuesile!”
“daoshiwangyuan,xianzaizhangdefeitoudaerde,nimeishaozhaogu!”
wangyuantingdaowoshuota,naoxiuchengnu:“nidemingdoushiwomajide,womarangnizuoshenmenijiuzuoshenme,neimeduofeihuaganma?!”
shuozhe,takuaibushangqian,shenshoujiulaizhuaiwo,“xianzaiganjinquhechenzongbazhenglingle!zheishiyoubudeni!”
yangfufanyingguolai,jiangtalakai,nuhou,“nizuoshenme!zaozaoxiawuhaiyaohuixuexiao!”
“xuexiao?!”womalengzhule,suihoumanliannuqidezhizhewodebizimadao:“jiangzao!nijingranhaimanzhewoqudushu?!ninalaideqiandushu?!”
“shibushiwenbierenjiede?!wogaosuni!wokebuhuibangnihai!”
chenguitingdaowohaishigexuesheng,yanshengengweisuole,tacuozheshuangshoushuo,“daxueshenghaoa,yihouwodaichuquyeyoumianzi。”
womayiting,houlianpideshuodao:“wozhiqianbuzhidaotahaishigedaxuesheng,xianzaizhidaole,cailikebuzhiyiwanle。”
我突然觉得好笑。
zaitadeyanli,wokezhenshishiyijianshangpina。
chenguidunshiliansebuyue,keyanshenhaiyizhisisidenianzaiwodeshenshang,meihaoqideshuo:“nierziyiqianqianwodelixidoubuyonghaile,keyileba?”
womazheicailianshangxiaokailehua,jimanglazhewojiuyaowangqiantui,“xing,tashinidele。”
wocaizhidao,yuanlaiwangyuanshigedugui。
buguowoyebuchuqile,bijingwomabenrenjiushigedugui。
womajintianlaizhaowo,zhishiweilebawomailetitahaizhai。
yangfujianzhuangjiuxiangzuzhi,jieguoquebeiwomamengdituikai。
tajugaolinxiadifushizheyangfu,lengchaorefengdao:“zenme,niyekanshangwonverle?”
“xinga,nijiwoliangwancaili,wojiubatarangjini。”
woqidehunshenzhandou,“nizuibafangganjingdian!tashiwoba,erni,bupeidangwoma!”
tatingdaohou,xiaodeqianyanghoufan,“niba?jiangzao,nibazaosile,xianzaiworangnijiarennijiuyaojiaren!sheixiangjiuni,jiujiqian!”
tadehuayichu,zhouweidunshizhakaileguo,“zhenbuyaolian!nayouzheiyangzuomade!”
“liangwan?wokantaneifuzuilian,shiwandoubugou!”
“shuodehaotingjiushijia,shuodebuhaotingkebujiushimaime?”
chenguiyouxiebunaifanle,yibalazhuwomadeshouwan,“wangsufang!nizheishenmeyisi!jingranhaijiaoqijialaile?!”
“ganjinrangtagenwoqulingzheng,buranwokanlenierzideshoulaidizhai!”
shuozhe,tayouzhizhewoweixiedao:“wokegaosuni,wochenguizaiheidaokebushihaorede,niyaoshibuting**,niyebiexiangzaizheilihunle!”
zheishi,huoyunshenjiwofalaixinxi,【zaozao,wochabuduodaole,jinwanxiakehou,womenhuihuojiadayuanchifan。】
wojiandandehuileyige【hao】
suihoutaitoukanzhechengui,renbuzhuxiaochushenglai,“shima,neiwohaopaa。”