zuozhe“xinpingqihe”chuangzuodeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《weijilvchaxuemeichuqi，laogongbawodiaosizaishenhai》，jiangshudeshizhujiaoshenzhihanlinshuangwuweiweizhijiandegushi，jingcaineirongjieshao：“weiweixiangquwanwan，hairangwohaoxinbanijidaizhe，miandeniyouduoxiang。”jieguozaiyoutingshang，wuweiweiyibiangenshenzhihanshuozhewocaishitalaopo，yibianyoudaizheshenzhihan……
第一章
zhiyinwojiashideyoutingzhuangshanghaishangjulang，hezhelelaogonghuanyouxinzangbingdexuemei。
laogongjiumingrenjiangwodiaozaishengzishangrengxiahai。
haiteyizhufujiashiyuanzhuanmenwanglangshangkai。
“nimingzhiweiweiyouxinzangbinghaiguyihehuta，zenmehuiyounizheimeedudenvren！”
wozhengzhazheqiutafangguowo，gaosutawoshianzhaoxianluzoude，bingfeishiguyi，kehuanlaidequeshitadejifeng：
“nidanglezheimejiudeyoutingjiashiyuan，zenmezhiqianmeiyudaozheizhongshi?”
“rangnichangchangweiweishouguodezui，kanniyihouhaiganbugan！”
diaolewoyitianyiyehou，laogongxinruanle，xiangbawolashanglai。
ketabuzhidao，woyijingbeixiongyongdehailangjiaochenglesuipian。
……
“linshuangzenmeyangle？tahaibuyuanyiguixialaijiweiweidaoqian?”
yipangdebaobiaolianseyijiang。
“xiansheng...lin**beidiaozaiyoutinghoumianzhengzhengyitianyiyele...yaobuhaishifangguotaba...”
shenzhihanlenghengyisheng，naqizhuozishangdejiubeichaobaobiaohenhenzaqu。
“fangguota?nandaotazuodeneixieexinshijiuqingqingjieguoma？”
“weiweiyinweitadejiduxindaozhibingqingfufa，tanashenmebuchang!”
baobiaoetoubeizachuyigekouzi，xianxuezhiliu。
“dengdeng”，shenzhihanyanlishanguoyisiyouyu，kanzhewaimianjijiangxilaidehailang。
“rangjiashiyuanbayoutingwangneigelangshangkai，gaosulinshuangzheishizuihouyige，chengguoqulewojiubatalinshanglaixiuxihuier。”
baobiaokanzhewaimianjijiangzhuangshangdehailang，hunshenzhandou。
shunjian，youtingzhuangshanghailang，chuanshenturanjuliediyaobai。
jiulianshenzhihanzijidoushijinjinbazheyizicaimeishuaidao。
pianke，dengdaohailangchediguoquhou，chuancangcaianwenxialai。
wuweiweicongchuancangwoshilizouchulai，shenshangdebaisechenshankouzikoudelinglingsansan。
“zhihan，ganggangfashengshenmeshile?”
kandaolairen，shenzhihanshunjianxinxi。
“weiwei，nimeishiba，zenmebuduoxiuxiyihui?”
wuweiweiyaoyaotou，shenshouqingqingwanzhushenzhihandegebo。
“meishi，woyijinghaoduole。”
shenzhihanmeiyoujujue，liangrenjiuzheiyangkaozaiyiqi。
turan，wuweiweixiangshixiangdaoleshenme，zhejidao：
“xuezhang，linshuangjieni？zenmemeikandaota？”
“woturanyundaokendinghehuailelinshuangjieba！wodequjitadaoqian!”
给我道歉?
zheifuxuweideyangzizhenlingrenzuoou。
wozaojiusile，tashangnaqujiwodaoqian?
youtingdeqilanghehaishuidechongjizhijiejiaosuilewodeshenti，jiulianhailideyixiedongwudouwenzheweiguolaisiyaowodeshenti。
youtingdewaiqiaoshangshenzhihaiyouwozhengzhashimoposhouwandexueji。
zhishibuzhidao，shenzhihanruguozhidaowosilehuishishenmebiaoqing。
kendinghuihenkaixinba！bijingzheiyangtajiukeyigentadexuemeiyongyuanzaiyiqile。
shenzhihanshenshoujinjinbaozhulewuweiweideyao，yanlimanshishierfudedehoupa。
“nizhenshigeshagua，neigenvrenyongzheizhongxiazuodeshouduanhaini，nijiuzheimeyuanliangleta，haiyaojitadaoqian！”
“nizhidaoma？worangtapeizuideshihou，tajingranhaigenwoshuotahouhuile，kexiao，zaoganshenmequle，hailenihoucaizhidaohouhuiyoushenmeyong!”
wodaidaidepiaozaikongzhong，xinzhixibandeteng。
shenzhihanshuodemeicuo，tayaobaworengxiahaideshihouwoqueshihouhuile。
buguo，wohouhuideshigentazaiyiqi。
beitahanlaibaobiaodiaozaishengsuoshangdeneiyike，wocaizhidaoyuanlaitajingranzheimehenxin。
weilehuoxiaqu，**zheshenzidezhongliangyixiayouyixiademozaiyoutingshang，lianshouwanchudoubeimosundeshenkejiangu。
qiushengyurangwobaofaleqiangdadenengliang。
chayidian，zhichayidianwojiunengcongshengsuolizhengtuo!
keshi!keshishenzhihankanzhewomashangjiuyaozhengtuo，jingranhanlairenjiangshengsuohuanchengtiesuo!
“nixianzaixiangtaobizeren?bukenengde!”
“lianniyigeyoutingjiashiyuandouzaobuzhuzheixiehailang，nizenmeganzheimeduiweiwei!”
weilerangwozhangjixing，tarangjiashiyuanteyijiangyoutingkaixianghailangdadefangxiang。
yiciyouyici，zaishuixiadeyalihejulangdechongjixia。
wodeshentizuizhongbeifensui。
wodeqiuraoshengyebeihailangshengyanmei，zuizhongchenruhaidi。
“haole，niqubalinshuanglashanglaiba！rangtaguolaihaohaojiweiweidaogeqian!”
“douyijingjiajiwole，jiubuyaozhengtianjinjinjijiao，xinxiongzenmeneimexiazhai!”
tingzhetadehua，baobiaozoulechuqu。
yipangdewuweiweiwunaidekanletayiyan，yuqimanshichongni。
“xuezhang，zaizenmeshuo，linshuangjieyeshinidelaopo，nibuyaozheiyangduita，qishi....woyemeishenmedaaile。”
“wobijingyezhishiyigewairen，linshuangjiedagaijiushikanbuguanwolaoshichanzhenide，suoyicaihuishengqi。”
shenzhihanlenghengyisheng，yishuanghanmoumanshinuqi。
“jiuyinweitajidu，haidenixinzangbingfufa，wodoutingyishengshuole，xinzangbingshaobuzhuyidouyousangmingdefengxian，wodoubuganxiangnidangshiyouduoteng!”
“weiwei，nijiushixinggetairuan，niyaoshizaijianyingyidian，zenmehuibeizheizhongrenjiqifu!”
liangrenjinjinbaozaiyiqi，xiangshiduojiuweijiandeyiduilianren。
yankanzhezuichunjijiangchupeng，wuweiweimengdewanghouche，yanlimanshihuangluan。
“buxing，linshuangjiezaizenmeyangyeshiwodexuejie，tabijingyebangguowohenduo，wobunengchazunimenzhijiandeganqing!”
shenzhihanlenghengyisheng，“mingmingshitabufenchangheluanchicu，xianzaihaiyaoweiqunile！”
shuowan，liangrenyoujinjinxiangyong。
wozaiyipangqidenuhuozhongshao。
这两个渣男贱女!
mingmingshitamenfeiyaokaiyoutingpaidui，haiqiangzhirangwodangjiashiyuan。
“weiweixiangquwanwan，hairangwohaoxinbanijidaizhe，miandeniyouduoxiang。”
jieguozaiyoutingshang，wuweiweiyibiangenshenzhihanshuozhewocaishitalaopo，yibianyoudaizheshenzhihanzaiwomianqianxiuenai。
youbuzhiqingdefuwushenghaiyiweitamenliangshiyidui，kualiangrenlangcainvmao。
jieguowuweiweimanlianweiqu，shuoshiwobukaixinleteyizhaorenlaixiuruta。
shenzhihanyeqideshuailebeizi，rangwogunchulai，mawoweishenmeyaogenbierenluanshuo，mingmingtamenshenmedoumeiyou。
zuihouhaishineigefuwuyuanhewoyiqidaoleqian，tamenzheicaikenbaxiu。
zuotianneigehailang，gengshigenwomeiyouyidingdianguanxi!
hangxiandoushiyikaishijiudinghaode，yudaohailangdeshihouwoyeshichenzhelengjingdepingwenzhelu。
meixiangdaogangtingwen，yiqunbaobiaojiuchongjinlaizhijiejiangwotuochujiashicang。
shenzhihanliangzhishoufuzhexuruodewuweiwei，numadao：
“nizenmezheimeedu!guyiwanglangshangkai，nibuzhidaoweiweiyouxinzangbingma！”
wuweiweizeqingqingmosuozheshenzhihandelian，daozhenxiangshishenglisibieyiyang。
“bieshengqi，xuezhang，linshuangjieyebushiguyide...zhishi...keke，wobuzhidaohainengbunengchengdaopeiniyiqiqukanbianfengjingle...”
shuowan，bianzhuangsiyundaoguoqu。
mingyanrenyiyanjiunengkanchulaitazaizhuangyun，pianpianshenzhihanquedanglezhen。
tashenzhiqijile，zhijiejilewoyibazhang。
“nibuzhidaoweiweiyouxinzangbingma？niweishenmelaoshiguyiyaohaita?nijiuzheimeaizhengfengchicuma！”
shuowan，tabudengwojieshizhijiehanrenjiangwodiaozaishengzishangrengxiahai。
shenzhihaizhuanmenwanghailangdadedifangxingshi，zhiweiletitadexuemeihaohaojiaoxunwo。
ertazejiangwuweiweidaiquzijidefangjian，zhaogulezhengzhengyitianyiye，sheiyebuzhidaoliangrenzailimianfashengleshenmeshi。
zhidaoxianzai，tahaidengzhewodaihuishanglaijiwuweiweiguixiaketoudaoqian。
zhishitabuzhidao，woyijingsile。
“**...buhaole!”
baobiaozhejimanghuangdepaojinlai，dapoleliangrenaimeideqifen。
wuweiweiyanlishanguoyisibuyue，“xuezhang，shibushilinshuangjiebuyuanyijianwoa，wojiuzhidao，taxinlikending...”
“林**他死了!”
wuweiweihaimeishuowandehuakazaizuibian，shuoyebushibushuoyebushi。
benyiweishenzhihantingdaozheigehuidachiyijing。
meixiangdaotazhishiyileng，suijiyanedezhengdaleyanjing。
“goule!wojiushichengfachengfata，jingranhaijiwozhuangsi!jiransile，neijiusongquweijigouchi!youbenshirangtayihoudoubuyaochuxianzaiwomianqianle!”
turan，jiashiyuancongjiashishizhejimanghuangdechulai。
“shenxiansheng...youtingchuxianleguzhang，meibanfakaidongle！”
shenzhihanqidenuma，“nizheigefeiwu!zhenshiyidiandoubuzhongyong!”
shuoba，zhizheyipangdebaobiao，“nigaosulinshuang，rangtaganjinshanglai，chuanyaoshixiubuhaowomendajiadoubeikunzaihaishangle，daoshihou，youtahaoshoude!”
“haizhanzaizheiliganshenme，gongzishibushibuxiangyaole!”
baobiaowunai，zhinengdiandiantou。
wuweiweidixiatou，yuqiyouxiedichen，“xuezhang，womenshibushiganbushanggouhuowanhuile...”
shenzhihanyixiangjianbudezijidexinshangrenzheimeshiluo，shenchuzijideshouwozhutadeshou，muguangjianding。
“buhuide，yidingnengganshang!linshuangyaoshiganbulai，wojiuquhanrenbatajibangguolai!weiwei，nidaihuibunengxinruanqingyiyuanliangta，bixuderangtahaohaochichikutou!”
wuweiweiwunaidediandiantou，“xuezhang，zaizenmeyanglinshuangjieyeshinidelaopo...”
shenzhihanmeitouyicu：“buguoshimingyishangdeqizibale，tazheizhongrenbupeidangwolaopo!”
woxiangniuguotoutaolitamendeshenbian，quefaxianzijidelinghunzhinengweiraozailiangrenfujin。
womeiyouxiangdao，ailezheimejiudenanrenrujinyijingbiandepanruoliangren!
daxueshiqi，shitazhaoshanglewogenwobiaobai。
wocongmeixiangguozijihuigenzheiyangdetianzhijiaoziyoujiaoji。
kedibuzhutademengliegongshi，wohaishilunxianle。
zhishiwobuzhidao，tayiqianjiuyougebaiyueguang，jiushiwuweiwei!
wuweiweichuguohou，genshenzhihanduanlelianxi。
shenzhihancaizhuiqiuwobawodangzuotishenweijie!
houlaiwuweiweihuiguole，chenglewomendexuemei。
liangrenjiuqingzhongran，ershenzhihanyetiantianyebuguisu!
xianzaihaifanyaowoyikou，shuowochaisantamenliangdeganqing!
真是可笑至极!
pingshenmebawodangzuotamengoupiaiqinglideyihuan!
silezheimejiu，diyiciganshoudaofanudeziwei，danshiwozhinengyanzhengzhengdekanzhe。
tianseyemanmanandan，shenzhihandelianseyeyuelaiyuenankan，tashengqidedahou：
“linshuangni！zenmehaimeiyouguolai，daodihaiyaodanwuwomenduojiu!”
“bieyiweigenwoshuosilewojiuzhendexinle，dangwoshishazima?zheimehaopian。”
wuweiweiyifushanjierenyidemoyang，qingqinglazheshenzhihandeshou，“suanleba，linshuangjiekenengjiushibuxiangkandaowo，xuezhang，nibieweilewogenlinshuangjiechaojiale。”
shenzhihanhuole，zhijiezhanqishen。
“wodaoyaokankantahaiyaonaodaoshenmeshihou!”
zoudaoyoutingdejiabanwai，tayonglihuizheshouquganzhesizhoudecangying。
“nimengaoshenme，shibushiyouluanrengshenmelaji，cangyingzenmezheimeduo?”
没有一个人回答。
shenzhihanzoushangqian，tuikaiweizaipangbiandeyiduiren。
“baobiao，zheishizenmehuishi？”
baobiaomeishuohua，zhanzhanweiweidetaiqishouzhizhemianqiandemadai。
“...xiansheng...ninini...nizijikanba....”
wocanpobukandeshitibeizhuangzaimadaili，madaishangweiraozheshubuqingdecangying，redeshenzhihanyizhenxinfan。
tataiqijiaohenhentixiangmadai，yuqimanshibunaifan:
“wei，linshuang，biezhuangle，nikuaiqilaishoushiyixia，bazijizhengdeneimezang，cangyingdouweizheni!”
“jiushixiaoxiaochengfaleyixianinijiuzhuangsi，zhenshijiaoqing，gaokuaidian，danwulewoheweiweiqusanyakangouhuowanhuiyounihaoshoude!”
“puci”yisheng，tadepixiejingranyingshengshengcaijinmadaili，xianjinyituannianhuhudedongxili。
“啊——”
shenzhihanbeiheleyitiao，yonglibazijidepixie**。
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