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阿嚏！
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“jiuwenlewendeyishu，meisha。”
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“你还会医术？”
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“eryeye，chadouliangle。”
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吱嘎。
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一个个面如土灰！
renqunzhongxin，yiliangdanjiacheshangtangzhegeyanyanyixidexiaonanhai，pangbianshouzhebaiyihushi，yidanfashengyiwai，nengdiyishijianbahaizisongshangche，quyiyuan。
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“不知道。”
wanlaoyaoyaotou，bishangyanyangtouduizhecangtian，shengyinzhongtouchuchegudebeiliang：“suishi，kanming。”
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huoxutalianjinwandouchengbuguo！
噗！
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renjianbeiju，buguobaifasongheifa！
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“xiaoyu，zanmenhuijia。”
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“laotianye，niweishenmezheiyangduiwomen！”
“小鱼，小鱼！”
zaichangdeyishengmen，dadoukanguanlesiwang，kecishitianzairenhuo，shenglisibie，mianduihaokudemuqin，sheiyounengbuluolei？
sihujiulianlaotianyeganshoudaolerenjiandebeitong，chaneijianyuncaidielai，zhezhuleyangguang。
jiuzaizheishi，yigejianyideshengyin，congrenqunwaichuanlai：“waerhaiyoujiu，nimenrangkai。”
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栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
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