wangwendashen“dawangqiudetangyuan”dezuixinlizuo《wangupiao？neishiwoshushiqu》zhengzaihuorelianzaizhong，gaishuzhuyaorenwushisuhaowangwenbin，shuzhonggushijianshushi：neixiewanyiertigongde**，yujiaoyizhanchanglizhenjinbaiyin、shunxiwanbiandeboshaxiangbi，jianzhirutongxiaohaiziguojiajia。zheili，caishizhenzhengnengrangyigechengnianren……
zhouyizheigeren，xianglaibingbuzenmewanyouxi。
daobushiyane，zhishidanchunjuede……goubuqishenmexingzhi。
neixieguangguailulidexunishijie，jiujingyouhemoli，nengrangrenchenniqizhong，feiqinwangshi，naizhihunranbujueguangyinrushuibanliushi？
tabaisibudeqijie，yelandequshenjiu。
neiganjue，jiuxianggezheyicengkanbutoudemiwu。
raner，zicongyijiaotarugushizheipianwushengdezhanchang，tajingqiyidikaishilijieneixieyouxiwanjiadexinjingle。
zhiyintaziji，yehuizaikaishi**xiangqideneiyikeqi，tadexinshenbianbeineizhangdiedequxiansisifuzhu，hunpofangfodoubeixiruneitiaodongdeshuziyukxiangouchengdeshenyuanzhizhong，zhizhishoupanjianglin。
今日，又是如此。
dianguanghuoshijian，yitiandesishayiranluomu。
“呼——”
zhouyizhangzhangtuchuyikoudaizhegushixiaoyanweidezhuoqi，muguangtouxiangpingmuyijiao，querenjinrizhanguo。
+1%
百分之一。
zhakanzhixia，weibuzudao。
danduitamenzheizhongdaokoutianxuedejiaoyibulaishuo，zhei1%，kejiubushigexiaoshumule。
youqishizaijintianzheizhongxingqingxia。
“jingli，ninjintianzuodezhenwenjian，xiangdangpiaoliangle！”yigenianqingdexiashucoujin，yuqidaizhejiehouyushengbandeqingxing。
“qitarenni？”zhouyiyanshenyijiudingzhepingmu，shengyinmeishenmeqifu。
“bietile…aihongbianye。buguangzanmenbumen，tingshuoqitabumenyeshisunshicanzhong，beishichangshadeqilingbaluo。”
jinqideshichang，jiugenchoufengdehouziside，shangcuanxiatiao，dianbodelihai，zhetengderenxinlijiaocui。
gupiaozheidongxi，benjiuruci。
zongranshiwushudingzhejingyingguanghuandetounao，daizhezuijingmidemoxing、zuixiangjindeshujufenxiruchang，yexiuxiangjingzhunyuceqixiayimiaodezouxiang。
zhiyincichu，naishirenxingshenchutanlanyukongjuzui**detouying，shijitifeilixingdekuanghuan，luojiyushujuzaijueduidefeilixingmianqian，youshicuiruodebukanyiji。
“zhaozheiguiyangzi，zheigeyuepashimeinagebumennengwanchengyuedumubiaole。”zhouyiroulerouyouxiefazhangdetaiyangxue。
“shia，buguo……”xiashushituzhaobudianxiwang，“jingli，buhaiyouchabuduoyizhoushijianma？huoxu……huoxuzuihouguantounengboyiba，chongciyixia？”
meigejiaoyibumen，doubeifuzheyuedumubiaokaohe，tongchanggenjubumenhexingqingdebutong，zai5%dao10%zhijianfudong。
waijiechangyourenwujie，yiweizhuangongduanxiandejiaoyiyibu，yuedushouyimubiaogaishijingrende50%naizhi100%，renweizheiqunrendoushishixuededutu，liyingzaishichangdedaojianshangtianshizuigaodelirun。
然而，恰恰相反。
jiaoyibu，youqishitamenzheizhongdaxingsimudejiaoyibu，guzilixinfengde，qishishilianggezi——anquan！
wenzidangtou，huoxiaqucaishiyingdaoli。
suoyi，bumenyanlingjinzhirenhexingshidemaoxianjijintouzi，shenzhihaishezhilezhuanmendegangganxianzhiheyangedefengkongtixi。
zhengyinweizheizhongshenrugusuidejinshen，yitianxialai，zuizhongdeshouyilvshi0.1%shenzhigengdi，jianzhishijiachangbianfan。
“zhiyaobukui，huozheshaokui，jiushishengli。”
zheibianshijiaoyibudetielv，shikezaiguzilideshengcunzhidao。
“xingle，jinlierweiba。”zhouyiqiaoleqiaozhuomian，daduanledichendeqifen，“douqunongbeikafeititishen，wufenzhonghou，huiyishi**，kaihuifupan！”
“是，经理。”
zhouyiyegandaoyizhenkouganshezao，zhuanshenzouxiangchashuijian，dasuandaobeishui，yerangfenluandesixuchendianyixia。
tazhengditoujieshui，shenhoujiugenyoulingside，qiaowushengxidicouguolaiyigerenying。
“yo，laozhou，xingani，”yigeyinyangguaiqideshengyinxiangqi，daizhedianruoyouruowudesuanweier，
“zheiduizhande……shibushitaikeyilediana？”
zhouyishenzhibuyonghuitou，guangtingzheiyudiao，jiuzhidaoshishei——yutatongyinianruzhi，rujinshijiaoyierbudejinglimajun。
zhouyidemeitoushunjianningchengleyigegeda：“nishenmeyisi。”
“zhuangsha？”majunguiguisuisuidichaosizhoupiaolepiao，querenmeirenzhuyi，caiyoucoujinlexie，yadilesangyin，fangfopageqiangyouer。
“chuaizhemingbaizhuanghutushiba？wobumenneijigexinren，jintiankeshituolenindefu，yigegeleidegensunziside！shichangbenlaijiugouzhetengrenle，tamenjigemanchangfeiben，mangqianmanghou，tinibumendeneiwei‘dashaoye’fenyoujielaobushi？”
哦，原来是这事。
zhouyixinlimashangmingbaile。
“neiweidongshizhangqinzisaijinlaidedashaoye！tingshuonijintiankeshirangtaqingxiandehenna？shushufufuzuoleyizhengtian？aiyaya，zhenshimeixiangdao，zanmenyixiangbuxiezuanyingdezhouyijingli，yekaishizhuomozheizhichangshengcunzhidao，zhidaotiqianshaoxiangbaifo，jiweilaipulule？”
“nixiangduole。”zhouyideshengyinyijiupingdan，tingbuchuxinu。
“lijie，lijie！bijingshidongshizhangqinzianpaixialaide‘taiziye’ma，pianpianhailuodaonimenbumen，huansheidoudexiaoxinsihouzhe。”
majunbaichuyifu“wodongde”biaoqing，lianshangguazheyiweishenzhangdexiaorong：
“xianzaibushaoshaoxiang，wanyinatianrenjiachenglezanmentoushangdegaoguan，daoshihouxiangzaibaodatuidouwanlou，duibudui？”
zheihua……suirannanting，dancongxianshijiaodujiang，daoyebingfeiquanwudaoli。
neixiaozibeihoude‘guanxi’，jiuxiangyigenwuxingdeci，zhazaimeigezhiqingrendexinshang。
jiusuannixiangkeyihulve，tayezongzaibujingyijiantixingnitadecunzai，rangnibudebujinshenxiaoxin，toushujiqi。
majunkanzhouyibushuohua，yiweichuozhongletadexinsi，genglaijingle，zeixixididating：
“gentaiziyeliaoguolemei？heneiwei……jiujingshishenmeguanxi？bachengshizhanqindaiguba？burannayouzheidaiyu？”
suhaoneixiaozi，zhiqiandaoshizijishuoguo，tagendongshizhangmeibanmaoqianguanxi。
zheigeniantouzaizhouyinaohaizhongyishanerguo。
“不知道。”
“qie，”majunpiepiezui，yilianbuxin，“nixiaozi，xiangchidushishiba？budidaoalaozhou。”
“xiangshani？”zhouyizhongyurenbuzhule，meihaoqidishuodao，“taneizhongyikanjiushilaidujinde，nengzaizanmenzheixiaochizidaijitian？”
“ng……zheidaoyeshi。”majunmozhexiaba，yanzhuzizhuanlezhuan：
“buguoma，jiusuanzhishidujin，zaitazouzhiqian……woshibushiyegaiquhungelianshu，baibaimatou？nikannilaozhoudouzheime“nuli”le，wozheiyaoshimeidianbiaoshi，qibushixiandetaibushangdaole？”
zhouyilandezaiyutajiuchan，yaoleyaotou，duanzhegangjiehaodeshuibei，jingzhizouchuchashuijian，liuxiamajunyirenzaineilipansuanzheshenme。
tazhisuoyirangsuhaoananwenwendizuozaineili，bingfeikeyibajie，gengbushishenmezhandui。
ershitajineixiaozideyicishitan。
taxiangkankan，zheigebeijingshenmide“guanxihu”，daodiyoujijinjiliangdezhenbenshi！
zhouyihuidaozijizuowei，zhijianzaijianpanshangqiaojijixia，diaochulesuhaojinridemonijiaoyijilu。
muguangluozaichicangxiangqingshang，tadetongkongweiweiyisuo。
“格林美？”
zheijiagongsi，zhuyingyewushikuangchankaifahexinnengyuandianchidehuishou。
zaijintianzheizhongshichanghuanjingxia……bu，shijinyiduanshijiannei，zheizhigupiaodoushuyujueduibugaipengdeleiqu。
bodongjulie，fengxianjigao，lianjingyanfengfudelaoshoudoubizhibuji。
erneigexinren，jingjiangsuoyoumonizijin，yigunaoerzalejinqu。
“youshi……quancangmairu？”
kanzheneiciyande“100%”chicangbili，zhouyideejiaoqingjinrenbuzhutiaoletiao。
zheixiaozi……shizaiyongzheizhongfangshixiangziji**？
yongzheizhongzishashidecaozuo，wushengdi**zijiduitade“ceshi”？
haishishuo……tayagenjiushigeshenmedoubudongdelengtouqing，youchunyoulan，xiguanxingdiyibasuoha，quanpingyunqi？
“bale，wodaodihaizaiqidaixieshenme……”
zhouyixinzhongyongqiyizhenwuligan，daizheyisizichao，yaoleyaotou，zhijieguandiaolechuangkou。
benlaihaiyinyincunzheneimeyisisidejiaoxing，xiangzhewanyizheixinrenbushigecaobao，zhenyoudianbuweirenzhidetouzitianfuni？
bijingshishangmianneiweiqinziguanzhaoderen……
现在看来，狗屁！
guoran，zheixinrenbuguoshigepingpingwuqi、shayebudong、chuncuikaoguanxijinlaide“guanxihu”。
lianzuizuijichudefensanfengxianyishidoumeiyou！
jiuneimeyifuxianmafan、landedongnaozideyangzi，basuoyoudejidandourengjinleyigeyankanjiuyaobeidafandelanzili。
guangkanzheidiaoerlangdang、haobuyongxindecaozuotaidu，jiukejianyibanle。
zheizhongjinhuerxide、fuyanlansandetaidu，queshirangzhouyidexintoucuanqiyiguwuminghuo，xiongkouyouxiefamen。
danxiayimiao，tayoubazheiguhuoqiqiangxingyalexiaqu。
“laozigenzheizhongrenshengshenmeqi？fandezhema？”
tazichaodiyaoleyaotou。fanzhengduifangshilaidujinde，zhudingzaizheilidaibuzhangjiu，zaowanyaojiezheguanxiwangshangpade。
zijimeibiyaofangxiashenduanqubajietaohao，dangengmeiyoubiyao，yinweizheidianxiaoshi，jiupingkongjizijishuliyigeqianzaide、erqiebeijingbumingdediren。
不值得。
jiuzheiyangba。wushijiuhao。
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duisuhaoeryan，jintiandagaishitajinruzheijiagongsiyilai，ganjuezuiganga、yezuiwuliaodeyitian。
congqingchentaruzheijianchongchizhejinzhangyujinqianqixidebangongshikaishi，zhidaohuanghunshoupan，tajiugengemuzhuangziside，bei“en”zaizijidezuoweishang。
chulezhongjianqishenquleyitangxishoujian，jihumeinuodongguodifang。
tebieshidangtaanzhaonaozilineigeyichangqiangliedezhijue，neizhongrutongdianliubancuanguosizhibaihai、rangtashouzhidouyouxiefamadechongdong，anxialeneizhimingjiao“gelinmei”degupiaodemairujianhou。
zhanghulineidiankeliandexunizijin，shunjianjiujianledi。
yifenbusheng。youteme……quanyazaileyizhigupiaoshang。
zuowanzheiyiqiehou，tajiuchedimeishiganle，zhinengduizhediannaopingmufadai，ganjuezijigenzhouweijinzhangmangliudeqifengegeburu。
“suhaoa~jintianjiaoyizenmeyang？”shenpangchuanlailihuilinqingkuaideshengyin。
“e，jiu……neiyangba。”suhaohanhudiyingdao，butaihaoyisishuozijiyou“yibasuoha”le。
“e？rangwokankanbei？”
“neige……haishibiekanleba，youdian……”
lihuilinyijingyanjiandipiedaoletapingmujiaoluodechicangjiemian，neiminghuanghuangde“gelinmei100%”rangtazhenggerendoujiangzhule。
suiji，yanjingdengdeliuyuan，xiangshibuganxiangxinzijikandaoleshenme。
“ya！！suhao！！”tamengdibagaoleshengyin，yindefujinjigegongweiderendoucemukanlai，“ni！nizheishizaigaoshenmemingtang？”
“shibushi……tebiebuxiangyang？”suhaogangadixiaolexiao，taishounaolenaohounaoshao。
“qizhishibuxiangyanga！nishibushibawozhiqiangennishuode，quandoudangchengerpangfengle？touzi！touzizuizuijibendeshishenme？shifensanfengxian！fensan！fensan！zhongyaodeshiqingshuosanbian！”
lihuilinshuangshouchayao，biaoqingyansuqilai，xianggeqigugudexiaohetun：
“nishangciquancangmairu，haishuoshishouhuaancuole，qingyoukeyuan！kezheicini？nijingranyoujiwolaigesuoha？erqie！erqienimaidehaishi……shi‘gelinmei’？wodetianna！nigaosuwo！niweishenmeyaomaizheizhigupiao？nandao……nandaozheiciyoushishouhuale？”
suhaowuyanyidui，zhinengjixubaochizheneigegangaerbushilimaodeweixiao，tongshigengjiayonglidinaozhezijidehounaoshao，shituhuanjiekongqizhongdeningzhong。
tazongbunengshuo，tashipingzheyizhongxuanzhiyouxuande“zhijue”maideba？shuochuqusheixin？
taganjinshengyingdizhuanyihuati：“nei……huilinjienini？jintianshouyiruhe？”
guoran，yitidaozijidezhanji，lihuilindezhuyililikejiubeichenggongzhuanyile。
zhijiantalikeshouqileneifu“tongxinjishou”debiaoqing，yaoganmengdiyiting，shuangshoudeyidiwangyaojianyicha，xiabaweiweiyangqi，lianshangshunjianxiemanle“kuailaikuawo”dexiaojiaoao。
“heihei！ben**chuma，ziranshishoudaoqinlai！gaosunie，wojintiandezuizhongshouyilv，keshigaoda……2%！zhengzheng2%e！fangyanzanmenzhenggejiaoyiyibu，nengzaizheigeguixingqingxia，haiwenwenchixia2%lirunde，kongpa……chulewo，jiumeibierenla！”
tashuozheihuadeshihou，shencaifeiyang，neigudeyijingerfeidanburangrenjuedetaoyan，fanertouzheyigushuobuchudejiaohan。
“wa！lihai！tailihaile！”suhaohaobulinsedishuqilelianggendamuzhi，yuqikuazhangdizantandao：“huilinjie！zheicikendingkeyitongguokaohela！”
“ahaha......aiya，budui，xianzaibushishuozheigedeshihou！”
taxunsushoulianxiaorong，zaicibanqilian，nulizuochuyansudebiaoqing，dengzhesuhao：
“suhaoa，nijiwotinghaole！xiaci！juedui！buzhunzaixiangjintianzheiyang，basuoyouqiandouzazaiyizhigupiaoshangle！tingjianmeiyou？niyaoxuehuifensantouzi，jiusuanshichangzaicha，yejueduibuhuixiangnizheiyang……fengxiantaidale！jizhulema？”
“shi！huilinjie！wojizhule！jueduibuzaifanle！”
suhaolianmangdiantou，taiduwubichengken。
liangrenzhengniyiyanwoyiyu，“hahaha”“xixixi”dishuoderenao，yigedaizhemingxianbuyuede、lvexianyanlideshengyin，rutonglengshuibanpoleguolai。
“lihuilin，suhao！nimenliangge！xianzaihenxianma？haiyouxinqingzaizheilixipixiaolian，xixihaha？”
shiluguotamengongweideyigegaojijiaoyiyuan，haoxiangshijiao……lianghaiyuan？
suhaojidetadelian，zongshibanzhe，kanshangquhenbuhaore。
“a，dui、duibuqi！”lihuilinheleyitiao，lianmangdaoqian。suhaoyeganjinshoulianlexiaorong。
“haibukuaiquzhunbeihuiyiziliao！”lianghaiyuanlenghengyisheng，youlenglengdidiuxiayiju，biantouyebuhuidizoule。
“是……”
suirancailailemeijitian，dansuhaoyijingmoqingleyigeguilv：bangongshideqifen，yudangrigushidexingqing，chengxiangaodudezhengxiangguan。
xingqinghao，dajialianshangdaixiao；xingqingcha，gegedougenchileqiangyaoside，daisheiduishei。
“suhaonibiewangxinliqua，jintiandapandiedetaihenle，”jiansuhaosihuyouxielengshen，lihuilinxiaoshengjieshidao：
“tingshuolianghaiyuanjintiankuidetebiecan，xinqingkendingbuhao。buguangshita，jintianzanmenzhenggebumen，gujidoumeijigerenzhuandaoqian，dabufenrendouzaikui……suoyi，dajialiansenankan，piqibaozao，yeshinanmiande。”
huasuiruci，dansuhaohaishijuede，yinweizijikuileqian，jiubayiduzidehuoqiheyuanqi，haowuliyoudisazaipangbianwuguderenshenshang，zheisuannamenzidaoli？
kezhuannianyixiang，made，zheidagaijiushichengnianrendeshijie，jiushisuoweide“zhichang”ba，chongmanlegezhongmomingqimiaodeguizehebudeburenshoudeweiqu。
“buguo，xiangbiqilai，zanmenbumendeqifenyijingsuanhaodele。”
lihuilinsihupatabeihedao，youganjinbuchongdao，
“nishimeiquguoqitazu，neicaijiaozhenzhengdeshuishenhuore……ai！woyoujigetongnianruzhidehaoyou，jiushishizaishoubuleneizhongyalihegouxindoujiao，zuihouquandoukangbuzhucizhibuganleni！”
ng？suhaowenyan，buyoudelengleyixia。
tahaiyizhiyiwei，yinweiyouneigebugouyanxiao、qichangqiangdadezhouyizuozhen，tamenzheigebumencaishiquangongsifenweizuiningzhong、zuiyayidedifangni。
gaolebantian……yuanlaitamenbumenhaisuanshi“wenrouxiang”？
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