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小说简介

《weijiqingmeierzichuqi，laogongzaiwoshenshanggaimanzhurouyin》shizhanggoudanerzaiyuanchuangdeduanpianyanqingleixingxiaoshuo, shenrusongzhouluchenyihuanshi《weijiqingmeierzichuqi，laogongzaiwoshenshanggaimanzhurouyin》dezhujiao，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:ruzhudexianxueliuchu，jianbangdaoshimeiduoteng。fanershiduzifanjiangdaohai。wodunxiawuzheduzi。dagaishiyunqidongqi，taieryeshoudaoleyingxiang。“nihaizhenshinengzhuang。”……

精彩章节

1gaiyinshenrusongxiaoqingmeideerziyiyuzhengfufale，weilejixiaohaichuqi，

shenrusongzaiwohunshenshangxiagaimanlezhurouyinzhang。“zhangzhenishiyoushijiusuiyibalingxuesheng，

wobixuyerangnichangchangbeirenxiaohuadeziwei！”wokuzhejieshi，wozhishikantaxiaoqingmeideerzibiaoxianhao，

zaitashoubeishanggaileyigebiaoyangdexiaohonghuaeryi。keshenrusongquesihaomeiyoutingjinqu。

“fanzhengniyeshikaomairoujiajinwomenshenjiade，wangnishenshanggaimanzhurouzhang，heqinghelima。

”“nige**dangchujiwoxiayao，haikaojiayunjiajiwo，

nixianzaibuguojiushijiduwobaxiaohaodangchengqinshengerzibale。”“zheiyiqie，doushinidefubao！

”yichangxiuruyishiwanbi，wolengxiaozhebotonglekuzhuiwoduoniandezhoudashaodedianhua。“nibangwolihun，

wojiujiajini。”*zhaozhoulubangwonidinglihunxieyihou，wohuidaojiaxiangshoushixingli。

shenrusongzhengbaozheshenxinghaozuozaitadatuishang，yifuqinnizhitai，pangbianhaizuozhexiaoyiyingyingdechenyihuan。

helerongrong，fangfotamencaishiyijiasankou。youjiepideta，zhengzaiwubinaixindijishenxinghaoqinziweifan。

shenxinghaobukenchituletamanshou，tayebushengqi，haizijiyanxia。jiehunbanian，

taliangenwoqianshouhoudouyaoyongxiaodushuijinpao，manlianxiane。fangshiqiangengshiyaolelingwozhenggerenpaozaixiaodushuili。

worenbuzhudiganou，xiayishidiwuzhezijideduzi。wohaimeiyougaosushenxinghaowohuaiyundexiaoxi。qianjitian，

wohaimanxinqidaizhezheiyangyijiasankouhelerongrongdechangjinghuichuxianzaiwoshenshang。keshixianzai，

wobudasuanyaozheigebaobaole。“you，wuzheimeyanshi，niyezhidaoshenshanggaimanyinzhangjianbuderena。

”shenxinghaoxianedishangqian，minglingyongrenjiangwoshenshangdesuoyoubuliaojinshuchexia。“zaizijijiali，

zhezheyanyanganshenme？”tajuqishenxinghaodeshou，shangmiandexiaohonghuahenjiyijingdanlehenduo。

“nidouganjixiaohaiergaizhang，buyinggaiyishenshangyouyinzhangweirongma？”“zaixiaohaoshoushangyinzhangtundiaozhiqian，

zaijialinibupeichuanyifu。”tayoufenfuyongrenjiangwosuoyoudeyifudoujichechulai，jinshushaodiao。

yizhidalazheliandeshenxinghaohuranfanqiweixiao，zhizhewodeduzihahadaxiao。“ganbaba，

nikanruanlaoshineigefeishuodeduzi，peishangyinzhang，haizhenshiyoudianxiangcaishichangdezhurou！”shenrusongweiweizhoumei，

zuizhongquehaishigenzhexiaohaiyiqihahadaxiao。wobenzhuodiwuzhezijideyinmichuyuduzi。“shenrusong，

nimeibiyaozheimezheruwo。”“woduzida，yeshiyinweihuaishanglenidehaizi。nijiusuanbuzaiyiwo，

yedegunianhaiziba。”shenrusongtengdiyixiazhanqilai，duiwogaogaoyangqishou。“ruanxinyi！nizheige**！

dangnianjiayunguoyici，haiyiweiwohuizaidushangdangma？”“dangnianyaobushiniduiwoxiayao，

youkaojiayunhongdenainaiweinizuozhu，nizenmekenengjiajiwo？zheigeshentaitaideweizhi，benlaijiugaishiyihuande。

”xinlishunjianruzhuibingku。banianle，zheixieshiqing，wojieshilewushubian。dangnianbushiwozhudongpachuang，

woyeshibeirenxiayao。woyecengzhendehuaiyun，zhishihoulailiuchanle，meiyoupianta。ketayongyuanbuhuixin。

yanleibuzhengqidiliulexialai。shenrusongbunaifandibawaitaotuoxialaidiudaolewoshenshang。“suanlesuanle，

bujiushibaniyijianyifuma？zhiyuhuazhaobaichuma？”“sheirangnishenweiyigelaoshiquequbalingxiaohao？

”xindiyuefadewuli。zaishenrusongwangwoshenshanggaimanzhurouyinzhangzhiqian，

woyizhidoubuzhidaoshenzhihaojiushitaxiaoqingmeideerzi。wogengjiabuzhidao，

yuanlaibanjishangneigezuititiedongshidexiaonanhai，juranduiwohuaichuaizheneiyangedudezhikongyuxianhai。“wuwuwuwu。

”“douguaiwobuhao，shiwobolixinle。”shenxinghaodekushengxiangqi，“ganbaba，

shiwohaidenigenruanlaoshiganqingshihe，wojiushigefeiwu，ninbieguanwole，wohaishiqusiba。

”yibiandechenyihuanyegenzhechuilei。“haohaizi，nisile，mamayehuipeizhenide。

”“zhen**yidui**。”wochixiaozhezhuanshenshanglou。“congjinwanghou，zheigejiashinimenyijiasankoudele。

”2liuchan“ruanxinyi！nizheigeedudenvren！”wodetaiduchedijinuleshenrusong。

tachaoqishoubiandeyanhuigangjiuchaozheworengleguolai。wojiliduoshan，beiyanhuigangzadaolejianbang。

ruzhudexianxueliuchu，jianbangdaoshimeiduoteng。fanershiduzifanjiangdaohai。wodunxiawuzheduzi。

dagaishiyunqidongqi，taieryeshoudaoleyingxiang。“nihaizhenshinengzhuang。”“nishoushangdeshijianbang，

wuzheduziganshenme？”chenyihuanruannuodeshengyinchuanlai。“aiyarusongge，ruanjiejiebuhuizhendehuaiyunleba。

”“yaoshizheiyang，womenmuzidezuiguokejiudale。”shenrusongyibabaoqichenyihuan，“zenmekeneng？

”“tajiushigegongdoujukanduoledechunhuo，zhihuijiayunzhengchong。”“fangxin，jiusuantazhendehuaiyunle，

woyehuirangtadadiao。”“wogenniyouxiaohaozheimeyigeguaibaobaojiugoule。”tingzhezheixierudaoziyibandehua，

woyuefaganjuewuzangliufudoutongcherugu。doudadehanzhucongwotoushangluoxia。shenrusongsuishouzhaohulejigeyongren。

“daitaitaiquyiyuanbaozhayixia，hunshendexue，zanglegudongdibanle。”“ruanxinyi，yaoyanquyiyuanyan，

womeigongfupeininao。”wobeidaidaoyiyuan。guoranruwosuoxiang，youyuguoyudongqi，haizimeile。

daoyebuyongwojiujietadequliule。wotangzaibinglengdebingchuangshang，

renyouhushinazheyiqizaiwotineijinxingjutongwubideqinggongshoushu。qinyankanzhehaizideliushi，worenbuzhuluolei。

zheiyangdechangjing，jingrangenbanianqianruchuyizhe。dangnianshenjianainaideshengriyanhuishang，

wogenshenrusongdoumomingqimiaobeirenxialeyao。yiyehuangtang，pianhaibeibinkemudu。

shennainaibanchuwomenliangjiazaojiudingxiadehunyuemianqiangzheyan。guohou，wochanzheshenrusongjieshilewushubian。

jinguanyouhunyue，jinguanwoxihuantarugu，queyebuhuizuozheiyangzigan**deshiqing。

wozhidaotaxihuandeshichenyihuan。ketazenmedoubukenting。meiguoduojiu，wobeichachuhuaiyun，

zheichanghunshibudebutishangricheng。shenrusongbiangengyanfanlewo，hailuoxialejiepidexinlijibing。xinhunzhiye，

taqizaiwoshenshang，yongxiaodupenwuyibianyouyibiansazaiwoshenshang。“nidengzheixietian，denglehaojiuleba？

neiwojiuchengquanni！”yifanhaobutengxidehuangtanghou，wodangwanjiujianlehong。neishidewo，

yeshiyigerenquyiyuanjinxingqinggongshoushu。shenrusongshuowozhuang。dangtianwojiuxiangyaolihunde。

yaobushishennainaiguidiqiqiu，qiuwokanzaitajiuguowobamamingdefenshangerjitamenjiaqiniandeshijian，

wozaojiulikaile。hunhou，woyecengshizhedadongshenrusong。lengmorubingdetayeyoulehuanhedejixiang，

womenjuranyehuiyouneimeyixingbandiandetianmi。jieguo，

zheiyiqiedexuhuandepaomodousuizhechenyihuandesangouhuiguochedibeichuopole。lishijingranyezaiduzhongyan。

wotaochushouji，jizhoulufalegexiaoxi。【lihunxieyikuaidiannidingchulai。woyifenzhongdoubuxiangduodengle。

】wuyeshierdian，zhoulujihushimiaohui。【zenme？zheimezhejijiajigele？】wolandelita。shiwufenzhonghou，

tayoufalailexiaoxi。【ruanxinyi，nibuduijing，shishouweiquleme？】【woyijingzaiyiyuanlouxiale，

nizaijilou？】3shihaoxinlishuobuchudeganjue。zheijiushizhoulu，congxiaodaoda，danfanwoyoushenmebuduijing，

tadouhuidiyishijianzhanchulaiwenwoxuyaoyufou。zhikexi，dangshitaiguonianshao，wobudongdetadehao。

erxianzai……womengrandikanzheshoujilidaoyingchulaidezijidelian。shangmianmanshidahongdalvdezhurouyinzhang。

wocongcongqishen，congyiyuanhoumenliuzou。【womeishile。nixianhuiquba。】duimianguolehenjiucaiyouhuifu。

shiyichuanshenglvehao。【xinyi，nibuyuanyishuomeiguanxi，danniyaojizhu，wulunzenyang，wodouzaidengzheni。

】huidaojia，shenrusongnandedimeigenchenyihuanzaiyiqininongwonong。denghuotongmingxia，tazhengzhemanshipijuandeyan，

mianqianbaizheyiwanhongzaoyanwotang。“tingchenmashuo，nideshangdouyanzhongdaojinshoushushile？”“baoqianha，

womeixiangdaoyigeyanhuiganghuishangnineimezhong。”“woqinshoujinidunletang，nikuaiheleba。

”xinlishuobuchudefuzaziwei。congqian，gentaganqingchuyouhuanheshi，tayecengweiwoxishouzuogengtang。

“zhiyaoniyuanyi，woyuanyiweinizuoyibeizifan。”bishi，taweiqubabadixiangwozhanshizhemanshoudeshuipao。

zhetengyitian，woyezhinengqianchangyikou。rukouhouxian。woganjintulechulai。shenrusongqueqidetiaojiao。“ruanxinyi！

nibiejilianbuyaolian！zheikeshixiaohaoqinshouweinizuode。”“xiaohaizheimedongshi，nizheidangganmadezenmezheiyang？

”woqiderenbuzhu，jiangtangquandoupozailetatoushang。“shenrusong，nibuyaoyiweiwohenjian。

”“nikuaichangchangnizheiqinaideganerzizuodeshishenmedongxi！”shenrusongxiayishiditianleyikou，

xiandelianwanfandouyaotuchulai。tashensezhongyuhuanhelexiexu。

“neige……xiaohaizibudongshi……kenengfenbuqingyangentang。”“dantadaodishihaoxin，nibugaizheiyang。

”wolengxiaozheshanglou。“wohaodaiyeshitadeyoueryuanlaoshi，tadongde，kebinixiangxiangzhongdeyaoduo。

”dakaiwoshiyiju，kongkongruye。wozheicaixiangqilai，yuanlaishenrusongxialingbawosuoyoudeyifudoujishaole，

zhirangwozaijiadingzhequrudezhurouyinzhangshenghuo。menwaixiangqiqiaomensheng。shishensenandepingjingdeshenrusong。

tashoushangpengzheyiduiqunzi。“baitian……shiwochongdongle。wojinibayijuquanbuhuanxinle，doushinidechima。

”wolenglengwangqu，biwochangchuandehaomaxiaoleyihao。doushichenyihuandechima。haozaiyenengchuan。

tayoudijiwoyizhiximiannai。“neigeyinzhang，nulicuocuo，yinggainengdiao，buyingxiangnimingtianshangbande。

”wolengxiaozheluchuwodedatui。shangmianmanshishuazicuohongdeyinji。keneilvsedezhurouzhanghaishimingxikejian。

“shenrusong，ninandaobujuedekexiaoma？”“zhurouyinzhangyaojishitiancainengchedixiaodiao。”wozhongzhongdiguanshangmen。

menwaixiangqishenrusongqijibaihuaideshengyin。zhoumamaiyuanjihurangwochuanbuguoqilai。wokanzheshijian。haihao，

mingtianxiawu，zhoulujiulaibangwotanlihundeshiyi。4lihundiertianyizao，

woxuanleyitiaowozuiaidehongqunziquleyoueryuan。woyijinggenyuanzhangtichulizhi，neishiwozuihouyitianshangban。

suiranbanjiliyoushenxinghaoneigewobuxiangkanjiandexiaoemo。danyeyouqitadeguaiqiaotiexindetongxue。

shenweiyiminglaoshi，wozhongjiuduixueshengmenyouzhenanyigeshedeganqing，zhinenghaohaogaogebie。

quanbanxueshengzaitingdaozheishiwozuihouyitianshangkehou，dourenbuzhukuchushengqiuwobiezou，

haiyangqiuwozaitamenshoushanggaimanxiangzhengjianglidexiaohonghua。worenzhelei，manzuletamenzuihoudeyaoqiu，

jiyutamenzuihoudewenrouguli。dangran，shenxinghaochuwai。xiaoemoduozaijiaoluodi，lenglengdikanzhewo。

xinlixiayishishengtengqibuxiangdeganjue。guobuqiran。zaiwuxiuwoquweishengjianshi，

jiubeijigeturanchuangrunvcedexiaonanshengpoleyishendeshui。xianhongdequnzijingranmeiguojifenzhongrongjiele。

shenxinghaoxiaoxixidizhizhewomanshendezhurouyinzhang。“tianna！nimenkan！ruanlaoshishenshangdoushizhurouyinzhangni！

”“zheimeshuo，ruanlaoshijiushilaomuzhujingge！”mantiandexiaoshengrangwowudizirong。“aiya，

ruanlaoshisizhidoushizhurouyinzhang，neibiededifangni……”“zanmenyiqibakaikankanba。

”wowuzhudimianduizheyigegeemodelianpang，zhinengwangjiaoluodiquansuo。“zhushou！

”jingranshiyiqunnvhaizidaizhemanmianjiaojidezhoulu。zhouludatabushangqianjiangyifugaizaiwoshenshang。

suihoulinzheshenxinghaodebolingjiuyaoshenshouda。“zhoulu！”wohuangmangzuzhi。dalehaizi，youliyebuzhanlile。

nvhaizimenxintengdiweizaiwoshenbian。zhouluzezhandouzhewuzhezui，fachuwuyandekusheng。woxiaozhepaipaita。

“rangnikanxiaohuale。”“jintian，debaituonipeiwohuijiale。”huidaojia，

pimianerlaidejiushishenrusongdezhouma。“ruanxinyi，shuo，weishenmenijiquanbanxiaohonghuajiushibujixiaohao？

nixianggulitame？”“xiaohaohaoburongyijieshouleneigechouloudexiaohonghua，nijingranbujita？

”“kuaiguixiajixiaohaodaoqian！nizhidaoxiaohaodeyiyuzhengyinweiniyoufanleme？”“tagangcaiyouyaotiaoloule！

nixiangdangsharenxiongshouma？”wolengxiaozhe，zaoyiduitachouloubaozaodezuiliangandaowuyu。“shenrusong，

womenlihunba……”huameishuowan，zhouluzaoyihuaweiyidaocanyingchongdaoshenrusongmianqianbaoda。“cao！

gantemeqifuwojiaxinyi！”“nizheigechusheng，laozifangzaishouxinshangdezhenbao，nizheimezaojianta！

”“laozidasini！”5haiziyizhenhunluan。zhouluyibiandayibianbaokuzheshuochuwobaitiandezaoyu。

shoushanghaideshiwo，tadaoshibiwofanyinghaiyaodaxuduo。“shenrusong，dangchuyaobushichuleneiyangdeshiqing，

wozenmekenengbaruanxinyirangjini？”“nitemedaozheigeshihouhaizaibangzhezheigexiaozaizi！

”“youdehaizishihaizi，youdehaizijiushigeemo！”“jizijidelaopochuanshangshuirongqunzi，

kezhenyounidea！”shenrusonghaijideshoushuditinglexialai。“shenmeshuirongxingde？

”wodanmodinachuxianchangbiedenanshengpaideshipin。neixienanshengdaodibusuanwanquansangxinbingkuang，

jiaoyuyifanjiuzhidaocuole，guaiguaishangjiaoleshipin。shenrusongkanwan，chedixihuo。

“zhei……zheihuibuhuiyoushenmewuhui？”“xinyi，neige，xiaohaoyouyiyuzheng，zuoshinanmianpianji。

nilijieyixia。”“nishuaidaonalile？shentiyoumeiyoumaobing，lairen，kuaisongtaitaiqujianchayixia！

”wodaduanleta，ranhouwangtalianshangshanleyibazhang。“shenrusong，wojintianlai，bushigennishuozheixiede。

”“woshilaizhengshitongzhini，woyaolihun。”zhouluqijibaihuaidijianglihunxieyishuaizaileshenrusonglianshang。

shenrusonglenglehaojimiao。zaikanqingchulihunxieyishangshuyuwomenliangdemingzihouyuandiliangqianglehaojibu。“ruanxinyi，

nizheiyoushishuashenmehuayang？”“xiaohaizibudongshi，nizhiyuzheimedafanyingma？”“zaishuole，

yaobushiniwangxiaohaoshenshanggaiyinzhang，zhiyufashengzheiyiqieme？”wolengxiaobuyi。daolezheigeshihou，

shenrusongjuranhairenweishiwodecuo。“wangbiaoxianhaodexiaohaizishoushanggaixiaohonghua，shililaideguanli。”“haiyou，

nitoutoubachenyihuandehaizianpaidaowodebanshang，zainiwangwoshenshanggaimanzhurouyinzhangqian，

wogenbenbuzhidaotashichenyihuandehaizi，youzenmekenengguyizhendui？”“jiusuanzhidao，woyehuiyishitongren。