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小说简介

《wojiqizidebaiyueguanggailezhuroujianyizhang》shiyibulingrenxinchishenwangdezuopin，jiangshuleguyanshensuwanzaizhuiqiumengxiangdedaolushangjinglidejianxinyufuchu。guyanshensuwanfendoubuzhi，mianduizhegezhongtiaozhanhekaoyan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuyuhuzhu，guyanshensuwanbuduanchengzhang、gaibian，bingzuizhongshixianleziwochaoyue。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanyongqiyuxiwang，jingtouli，suwanyijiuweidizhetou，lianshangdaizheneimoweisande、lingrenzuooudexiusexiaoyi。luziangdeshou，haizhanyouxingdidazaita……jiangdianranduzheneixindejiqing。

精彩章节

heiseluhulanshengwushengdihuaru“yundinghuisuo”zhuanshudeviptingchequ，xiangyitouzhefudemengshoutingzhuzaicuicandenihongdengyingxia。guyanshentuimenxiache，yefengguoxiezheyuanchujiangshuideweixinghejinchuangguixiangshui、yancaohunhedeqixipumianerlai，daizheyizhongfuhuayouzaodongdewendu。

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“yanshen！nikesuandaole！”zhouyangyusufeikuai，ejiaohaidaizhebohan，“laozhaotamenjiuzai‘lantingge’，neigedeguozhuanjiayezai！made，zheibangrenjiudouhelianglunle，shuohuakaishidataiji！woyabuzhuchangzi，haidenilai！”

guyanshenmianselengjun，zhiweiweihanshou：“dailu。”

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“jiuzaiqianmianguaijiao，‘lantingge’。”zhouyangzhizhezoulangjintou。

guyanshenbulvchenwen，yanshenruilidisaoguoqianfang。tazhixiangjinkuaijiejueshebeiguzhang，zheigechongchizhexujiahuanlededifangrangtabennengdigandaoyanfan。

jiuzaitamenjijiangjingguozoulangzuishenchu、neishanzuiweihouzhongqipai、menpaishangkezhetangjin“diwangting”ziyangdebaoxiangmenqianshi——

yizhenbizhiqiansuoyoubaoxiangdougengxiangliang、gengfangsidehongxiaoshengmengdicongmenneizhakai！xiaoshengjianrui，daizhejiujingcuihuadefangzonghemouzhongxialiudeqihongyiwei。

guyanshendejiaobumeiyousihaotingzhi。

raner，jiuzaineihongxiaoshengdeyuboli，yigeqingcui、shuxi、queyoudaizheyizhongtacongweitingguode、jiaomeiweixunzhigandenvsheng，chuantouhouzhongdemenban，yichangqingxidizuanrutadeerzhong！

“aiya，taoyan！bienaole！”

是苏晚！

guyanshendejiaobu，rutongbeiwuxingdebingzhuishunjiandingzailehouhoudeditanshang。

zhouyangmeichajue，wangqianzouleliangbucaifaxianguyanshenmeigenshang，yihuodihuitou：“yanshen？zenmele？”

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“diwangting”neishanchenzhongde、xiangzhefanfutongshidemen，bingmeiyouguanyanshi。huoxushilimianderenchulaitouqiwangledailong，youhuoxushikeyiliuyisifengxirangxuanxiaotouchu，zhangxianlimianderenao。cike，neidaobuzuliangzhikuandefengxi，xiangyigeyouanerzhimingdekuishikong。

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zhouyangchajuebudui，yegenleshanglai，yadishengyin：“yanshen？limian……”

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touguoneidaoxiazhaidemenfeng，guyanshendemuguangxiangcuilebingdetanzhen，jingzhundiciruneipianhunluandeguangyingzhongxin。

找到了。

苏晚。

taceduizhemendefangxiang，zuozaiyizhangkuandade、puzhesirongdekazuoli。shenshangchuande，genbenbushizaoshangchumenshineitaodetidezhiyezhuang，yebushitashuxiderenheyijianjiajufu。

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而她此刻的姿态——

tazhengweiweiceqingzheshenti，yujinaizhetazuodeyigenanren，shoubeijiaochan！

neinanrenchuanzhejiancaijingliangdeshensexizhuang，celianxiantiaoganjing，bilianggaoting，zuijiaoqinzheyimowenhedetideweixiao，qizhixianderuyasiwen。tayishouduanzhebanbeihuposedeyeti，lingyizhishou，zhengyusuwanjuzhejiubeideyoushou，yiyizhongjiqiqinmidezitai，shoubeijiaodiechanraozaiyiqi——neishigulaoerchongmanyishigandejiaobeijiuzishi！

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“jiaobei！jiaobei！bixuganle！”

“lushaohaofuqia！sudameirener！”

“qinyige！hewanjiaobeijiubixuqinyige！”

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raner，yejinjinshineiyishun。

她没有躲开。

meiyoutuikaineizhizaitalianshangsiyiliuliandeshou。

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tadechun，jingzhundi、qingroudi、queyouwubiqingxidi，fugaizailesuwanjiaoyandechunbanshang。

一个吻。

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