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第1章
damoguyanzhi，zhangheluoriyuan。
xibeidiqu，ziguyilai，jiushihuangliangdedaimingci。
zaixibeidiqu，yichuhuangliangdewurenquzhong。
liunianqian，yizhishenmibuduiqiaoqiaolaidaozheipianhuangmowurenqu，bingjiangzheilituantuanfengsuo。
guojiapizhunleyixiangchaojigongchengxiangmu，mingmingwei“taikongdianti”。
ruoshizheidaojihuachenggong，longguo，zuyizhenhanshijie。
longguokeji，yebijianglingxianquanqiu。
napashihuijulequanqiudingjiankexuejishurencaidepiaoliangguo，yejianghuibeiyaoyaoshuaizaishenhou。
cishi，zaiwurenqudixiadeyijianyanjiujidinei，turanchuanchulezhenzhenfeitengshengyin。
ershiduoweilongguodingjikexuejiabaozaiyiqi，shouwuzudao，yourenxingfendajiao，yourenhaotaodaku。
“chenggongle，womenzhongyuyaochenggongle！！”
“tongzhimen，womenshenglile！zheishiwomen，shizhenggelongguowubijudadeshengli！zheiliunianshijian，xinkudajiale，zhiyaozaiguoyigeyue，dajiadoukeyihuiquhejiarentuanjule。”
“yujixiageyue，taikongdiantijiangzhengshidengshangtaikong，zheiyiqie，zhenshiduokuileqinzongzhihui。”
“meicuo！meiyouqinzongzhihui，jiumeiyouxianzaidelongguoqiji，zhiyaoxiageyuewomendetaikongdiantidengshangtaikong，womenjiangchedigaobieguoqutongguohuojianfasheweixingdechuantongfangshi。”
“tongguotaikongdianti，womenzhishaokeyijieyuebaifenzhijiushidechengben，zheitaizhenhanle，yiqian，woxiangdoubuganxiang。tongzhimen，shixiangyixia，yitaikongdiantifasheweixing，womenyitiankeyifasheduoshaoge？yigeyuehouyoushishenmeyangdeguangjing？”
“nanyixiangxiang，zuochuzheimeweidachengguodeqinzongzhihui，xianzaibuguoershiliusuidenianji。yigeyuehou，qinzongzhihuidedamingbijiangxiangchezhenggeshijie。”
“yiqianlongguodelaobaixingzongshuowomenzheiqunlaojiahuoshiguoshiwushuang，hei！qinzongzhihuizheicaishizhenzhengdeguoshiwushuanga！！”
“yigefenghuazhengmaodenianqingrenquenengganyujimo，yuzheimantianhuangshadewurenquzhong，buqiuhuibaomomofuchu，zhiyuanweilongguozhengdeyilvshuguang，qinzongzhihui，dandeshangguoshierzi。”
“......”
yanjiujidizhongdezheixielaorendoushilongguozuidingjiandekexuetaidou，napafangzaishijieshangyeshixiangyoushengming。
ranercike，tamenquequandouweizaiyimingnianqingrenshenbian，shensegongjingchongbai，dasizanmeizhe。
qinyangnaotoukuxiao，zheixielaotouer，yetaireqingle。
“wonayoudajiashuodezheimelihai，yaobushidajia......”
“叮铃铃～”
qinyangzhengzhunbeishuohua，hurantadeshoujixiangleqilai。
qinyangxinzhongyihuo，yaozhidao，tadeshoujiyijingzhengzhengliunianmeiyouxiangguole，sheihuigenzijidadianhua？
suirannamen，qinyanghaishilianmangjietongledianhua。
“nihao，woshiqinyang，qingwennishi？”
henkuai，dianhualingyiduanyoushengyinxiangleqilai，buguo，jingranshiyigeshengyintianmeiqingcuidexiaonvhaideshengyin。
shengyinhenzhinen，yejiuwuliusuideyangzi。
“qinyang......shibabademingzi！zhendeshibabadedianhua，wei？baba，baba？”
“baba？guiche，wodouhaimeijiehunhaoba。”
qinyangyaoleyaotou，qingxiaozhehuifudao：“xiaobaobeinidacuodianhuale，wobushinibabae，shushuhaimeijiehun。”
“shuoqilai，zanmendeqinzongzhihuiyegaijiehunle。”
“shia，zaojiudaonianlingle，woneigelaopengjiadeernverdaotingbucuode。”
pangbian，tingdaodianhualitanhuaneirong，pangbiandekexuejiamenfenfenxiaozhejiaotanqilai。
qinyangzhengzhunbeiguaduandianhua，sheizhidao，dianhuaneitou，xiaoyatoujingrankuleqilai。
“nipianren，nijiushiwobaba，babajiujiaoqinyang，babadehoubeihaiyoukuaiziqingsetaiji，wojizheni。”
“你怎么知道？”
zheibian，qinyangxiayishidetuokouerchu，wozheshoujideshouyebuzijuedezhuajinleliangfen。
taxinshenzhendong，meitouzhouqi。
tadexinxi，xianglaishiyangebaomide，zheigexiaoguniangshizenmezhidaotabeishangyoukuaiziqingsetaijide？
“zheishimamagaosuwode，mamashuobabayijingsile，jialihaifanglenideyixiang，mamashuoneijiushibaba，mamajingchangzuozaiyixiangmianqianfadai，hailaoshitoutoudeku。”
“babahainengshuohua，nihaihuozheshima，doudouxiangjianbaba，ninenghuilaikanyikandoudouma？”
“buguo，babadekuaidianle，yourenqifudoudou，doudouyaosile，danshi，tingdaolebabadeshengyin，doudoubuhaipale，zhishiwohaoxiangbabaa......”
“doudouzhidaobabadedianhua，danshimamazongshiburangwoda，shuodaleyemeiyong，babayijingzailingyigeshijiele。danshiqitaxiaopengyoudouyoubaba，doudouhenxianmutamen。”
啪嗒！
qinyangshoujicongshouzhongtuoluo，diaozailedishang。
zheiyishunjian，tazhenggerendoushiyizhan，zhiganjuehuxidoujiculeqilai。
nandao......shita？
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