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linyuanmingcike，henbudejizijichouyijidazuibazi。

zijizenmejiukoumeizhelan，erqietayemeixiangdao，zheichushoujiulezhoudaoxingdejuranshilindashia。

“linshaoye，nihaodadeweifenga。”linxufengzoudaozhoudaoxingshence，lenglengdekanzhelinyuanming。

linyuanmingtoushanglikejiumaochulelenghan，jimangtaohaodechanxiaoqilai：“lindashi，ninzheishishuodenalihuaa，doushiwuhui，yiqiedoushiwuhui。”

“wuhui？”linxufengjinbuzhushilengxiaoqilai，tazhongshangchuyu，youchengweizhoudaoxinghudaozhe，shenxinbuyixuyaodiaozhengyier，zheicaiwanchulaiyibu。

jiuzaicike，zhoudaoxingzuichunrudong，lingqiyunzhuan，juyinchengsi：“buyaobaoluniwoguanxi，zhishuowojianduoshiguang，renchubingzhengzhuniliaoshang，maileniyigerenqing。”

linxufengxinzhongchayi，buzhidaozhoudaoxingweihezuozheiyangdedasuan。

danzhoudaoxingzheimeshuo，zijishitahudaozhe，ziranyaozuncong。

linxufengmianseyansu：“gangcaizailimian，laofuyijingtingdeqingqingchuchu。”

“zhoudaoxinghaoxinquanni，jieguonihaoxindanglvganfei。”linxufengkaikou，zhizhelinyouxindao，“ciren，zhongbaosinang，haidelaofuliandanshibai。”

“laofushenhuanzhongzheng，dekuizhougongzixirixingzousifang，jianduoshiguang，qiaochuduanni。”

“laofurangzheigelinzhangjuquzhaozhougongzi，bangmangzhibing，jieguoni，jurandairendashangmenlai，haishuoshilaofuzhishi！”

“ruobushilaofuxinxuelaichao，qinzidengmenyitang，genzhougongzijiechuwuhui，zheitiaolaomingjiuyaohaizainimenlinjiashoushang！！！”

shuodaolehoumian，linxufengneishidonglezhennu，qijibengfazhixia，zhenqijingweiyabaofa。

zhenggepoluoyuanzi，qiliujuandong。

linyuanmingyuanbenxubaidelian，neishihedeyoubailesanfen。

talianmangshangqian，youxieshouzuwucuo：“lindashi，zhendeshiwuhui，zheiyiqiewozhendebuzhiqing。”

qiaojianlinxufengyijiushimiansetieqing，linyuanminghuiguotoulai，kanxianglelinyouxin。

cike，linyouxinyijingshiyiliankonghuang，buganxiangxinzijikandaodeyiqie。

竟然是真的！

zheiweilindashi，juranzhendeshenhuanbisizhizheng，zhoudaoxinghaizhendekanchulaile。

yuanlaidangchuzaidianzizhong，zhoudaoxingshuolinxufengkuaisile，bushihuzhou，jingranshikanchuduifangbingzheng。

zijicongtoudaowei，douwuhuile！

linyouxinzhidao，zijijueduisidingle。

xiangdaozhei，linyouxinyijingshibeihedehunfeiposan，yingshengshengjiheniaole。

danglinyuanminglianseyuanhendekanxiangzijideshihou，linyouxinbuduanyaotou，yiliandefeiroudoudonggebuting：“shaoye，tingwojieshi。”

“jieshi，nizheitouchunzhu，haiwolinjiadashi，hainengliuni？”linyuanmingliheyisheng，douranchushou，yizhangpaixianglinyouxintianlinggai！

砰！

linyouxinbenshenjiubeizhoudaoxingyijiaochuaidehunshengugebengsui，meifaziyouhuodong，gengshimeibanfaduobi。

tadengdazheshuangyan，yingshengshengaileyizhang，qiqiaoliuxue。

“wo......wo......”linyouxinxiangyaoshuoshenme，kouliquebuduanliuchuxianxue，yanqianyipianxinghong。

taxianzaixinzhongwubidehouhui，ruguozijilengjingyidian，biequzhaorezheigezhoudaoxing，bujiushenmeshidoumeiyoule？

henkexi，zheishijieshangmeiyoushenmehouhuiyaochi。

tazhinengdaizhezheizhonghouhui，likaizheigeshijie。

yuanchu，kanzhezheiyimudezhoudaoxing，lianshangmeiyousihaolianmin。

yiqiebuguoshizheilinyouxinjiuyouziqu，zijimuzhongwuren，younengguaideleshei。

jiejuelelinyouxinhou，linyuanmingzheicaizhuanshen，chanmeidekanxianglinxufeng：“lindashi，zheizuikuihuoshou，wanbeiyijingshichuzhile，buzhi......”

linxufenglenghengyisheng：“jiuzheiyang？”

qiaojianlinxufengyijiulengzhelian，bingmeiyouxiaoqi，linyuanminglianmangxingli：“dashi，cishidoushixiarenmengbi，woshichengxinrencuo。”

“chengxinrencuo？jiruci，niyuanwangzhougongzideshiqing，youruheshuo？”linxufengzhizhepangbiandezhoudaoxing，lishengwendao。

linyuanmingxinligedengyixia，chaozhezhoudaoxingkanqu，faxianduifangzhengsixiaofeixiaodekanzheziji。

quanhenglibi，linyuanmingzhinengyingzhetoupixiangzhoudaoxinggonglegongshou：“gangcaiduibuzhule。”

“zhougongzishilaofujiumingenren，kanyangzilinjiaduilaofuenrendouzheimesuiyi，zhipaduilaofuyeshibiaomiangongjing，xinlizhipabuzhidaoxiangshenme。”linxufengyuqiyuelaiyueyinchen。

linyuanmingzuijiaocheleche，buzhushenxilekouqi。

taxianzaihenbudelinyouxinnenggousierfusheng，zairangzijishageshibianbabian。

yinweizheigesifeizhu，zijikeshijianglindashidezuihenle，yaoshizheishibunenghaohaojiejue，renaoledashilikai。

zijifuqin，jueduishiyaojiangzijishengtunhuobo，jiazujichengrendeweizhi，zhipayeyaobubao。

napagenchileshiyiyangnanshou，linyuanmingzhinengqiangyanhuanxiao，chaozhezhoudaoxinggonggongjingjingxingli：“zhougongzi，gangcaishiwodebudui，zaizheigennipeilidaoqianle。”

“shengyinzheimexiaoyejiaodaoqian，dashengdian。”zhoudaoxingzuijiaoqingqingqiaoqi，kanzhelinyuanming，“zheiyejiaoxingli，guixiadaoqian。”

linyuanmingmengditaitou，shangqianliangbu，yaozheyadishengdao：“zhoudaoxing，nibuyaodecunjinchi。”

“nibuyuanyimeiguanxi，daoshihoulindashibugennihuiqu，houguoshishenmenihenqingchu。”zhoudaoxingyeshidishengkaikou，wangzhemianqianlinyuanming。

linyuanmingehenhendedingzhezhoudaoxing，shouweiweizhandou，mianduizhoudaoxingdexiepotameibanfafanzhi。

erqie，duifangshuodehuameicuo。

buhonghaolindashi，zijihuiqujiuchediwanle！

shenshenhuxijikouqi，linyuanmingyayizhexinzhongdenanshou，weiqudechaozhezhoudaoxingguixia：“qingzhougongzi，raoguozaixiagangcaibujing！”

“bucuo，zheidaoqianchengyizule。”zhoudaoxingmanyidedianlediantou。

linyuanmingsonglekouqi，congdishangzhanqilai。

kejiuzaizheishi，zhoudaoxinghuranhuafengyizhuan：“peilidaoqian，daoqianle，peidelini？”

tingdezhoudaoxingzheihua，linyuanmingchadianmeiyikouxuepenchulai，yaozheyajiangyingniutoudishengdao：“zhoudaoxing，bietaiguofen。”

“lindashi，nikanwozheiyuanzi，doubeipohuaichengzheiyangle，zenmeban？”zhoudaoxingniutoukanxianglinxufeng，guyidashengwendao。

linxufengbanzhelian，kanzhelinyuanming：“bixupeichang！”

“shi，dashifenfu，wanbeiziranzuncong。”linyuanminglianmangxianglinxufengxingli，suihouconghuailitaochuliangqianliangyinpiao，dijizhoudaoxing，“zheidianxiaoqian，buchengjingyi。”

“chaledian。”zhoudaoxingjieguoyinpiao，zhouzhemeitou，“zhinengxiugemen。”

“nifangpi！”linyuanmingrenbuzhuhanchulesheng。