xiangbudaozuozhexingxingmeiyoumimihuiyongzheizhongfangshizhankai《woheaxuetanlianaizhiqian，abingjiuheworenshile》juqingdemiaoxie，jirenfeichangdadejingxi，kanhouyouyizhongyiyouweijindeganjue，zhujiaochengjunaxuezuizhongjiejuyeshihenjingxide，xiaoshuozhuyaojiangleayanjianzijimalanbuzhuba，shunjianbuleyididangzaitamianqian：“ba，nizenmehuishier？mingmingdayinghaolede，zheiqianjiwomaifangzide。……
第一章
biaoti：qizinazhenverdejiumingqianjididimaihunfang，duonianhouhaiyoulianqiuwojiuta
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wozaiyiyuanzhunbeijihaizijiaoyiyaofei，quefaxiankalideyuebuzu，bianlikezhaolejiajuyuanjichakan，faxiankalijuranzhiyou50kuaiqian。
这一刻我如遭雷击。
怎么可能只有50？
wozheixienianzanxiadecunkuandouzaizheizhangkaliyuanfengbudong，kademimayezhiyouwoqizizhidao！
wolikebotongqizidedianhua，quemeiyourenjieting......
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kalizhiyouwushikuaiqian，qingjizhixiawozhinengzhaopengyouxianbayaofeidianshang。
weilechaqingshiqingzhenxiang，woqulezhangmuniangjiazhaoqizidangmianduizhi。
“咚咚咚！”
kaimendeshiwoxiaojiuzi，takanjianwoyouxiejingya，xuanjihenreqingdilawojinmen：“jiefu，nizenmelaile，jiebushishuoniliuyiyuanzhaokanhaizilema？”
woxiaolexiao，jitadigehongbao：“abing，zhaonijieyoudianshi。”
abingshiqiziaxuedeerdi，hewoguanxibucuo，dangchuwohetaxiangshishi，tajiumeishaobangwo。
axueyoulianggedidi，abing，ayan。
abingrujinshiyeyoucheng，zaichengliquqishengzi，youcheyoufang。
erayanzeyuzhixiangfan，gongzuobushangxin，yangaoshoudi，houlaiyinweihelaobanchaojia，gancuijiubugongzuole，zhuanmenzaijiakenlao。
wozaierlouzhaodaoqiziaxueshi，tazhenghejigeqinqizuozaiyiqidamajiang，kanjianwochuxianxinbuzaiyandiwenleyiju，nizenmelaile？
wokanlepangbiandezhangmuniangyiyan，shengyinjiaojidishuo：“wokalideqian，nidonglema？”
tashunjianyanshenduoshan，xinxudishuoleju：“shen......shenmeqian？”
jiantazheigefanying，wodangjizhidaozheikalideqianjiushihetayouguan，danaiyuzaiqinqimianqian，taweilebudiumianzhinengzhuangshachongleng。
wojixudao：“jiushiwoyinxingkalideqian，woyizhimeidongguo，jintianjihaiziqujiaoyiyaofei，queyifenqiandoumeile。”
jianwotiaoming，axueyebuzaiweiweisuosuo，yanshenduoshandigaosuwo：“e，neixieqianwojierenle。”
“借给谁？”
zheishi，axuedesandiayantingdaoheqianyouguan，manmandizoulejinlai。
“neiqianqunaerle？nizhibuzhidaoxianzaihaizishengbingle，zuoshoushujixuzheibiqian。gankuaibaqianyaohuilai，haidengzhejiaoyiyaofeiheshoushufeini！”
zheishi，ayanturanshuo：“bushi，jie，nizheishizenmehuishier？nizenmenenggenjiefushuonizheiqianshijiedeni，mingmingdangshijiwodeshihou，shuoshibuyonghai。”
“什么？不用还？”
wodengdashuangyan，naozilikongkongruye，bukesiyidikanzheaxue。
yinxingkalide50wan，shiwoxinxinkuku，shengchijianyongcunxialaide，meiyouyifenqianshiaxuezhengde。
zheixieqianwobenlaishidasuanmaifangzi，houlaiyinweihaizishengbingzhuyuan，zhinengjuedingxianjihaizizhibing。
axuexinxudijixudamajiang，chenmozhebukaikou。
woyibazhuaqitadeshoubamajiangtuidao：“bushi，axuedaodizenmehuishier？qiandaodiqunaerle？
什么叫不用还了？”
axuewunaididixiatou，wubicankuidekaikou：“duibuqi，laogong，neixieqianwojiaojiayanle。
tahenvpengyoujiehun，nvfangdeyaoqiujiushizaixianchengmaiyitaofangzi，ketayoubugongzuo，nalaideqian？bamashoushangyemeiyoucunkuan......”
我大感震惊。
“suoyinijiubaqianquanbujitale？neikeshiwocunxiadeqian，zhunbeijihaizijiumingyongde。niyishengbuhangjiujitale？
erqiehaibuyaotahai？neiniyoumeiyoukaolvguowozenmeban？niyoumeiyouxiangguobingchuangshangdehaizigaizenmeban？”
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yiqianwozongtingrentiqishenmefudimo，queyizhimeiyouzaiyiguo。
kemeixiangdaowolaopojuranjiushiqizhongyiyuan。
axuedizhetou，shengyinbeiwei：“duibuqi，laogong，keshiayantashiwodedidi，wobunengbuguanta。”
woneixinfennuwubi，xiongqiangshengqiyiguwumingnuhuo。
对不起？
道歉有用吗？
xianzaizheiqiankeshiyonglaijiumingde，shuomeijiumeile。
“mashangrangayanbazheiqianhaihuilaiyibufen，haizimingtianjiuyaojiaoshoushufeile，xianranghaizibabingzhihaozaishuo。”
woyijingzuochurangbule，sheiliaoaxuetingwanjianjuediyaotou。
“laogong，buxing......”
ayanyezoudaowomianqian，zhizhewobizishuo：“bushi，chengjunnizhuaishenmezhuai？jiuzhidaoqifuwojie。
neibiqianwoyijingjuedingxiageyuemaifangzile，zheishizhunbeijiehunyongde，zenmekenenghaijini？
jinilewodehunlizenmeban？zaishuole，zheishifuqigongyoucaichan，niyoushenmezigezhipei？”
kanzhetazheifuzhuaishangtiandezitai，wonuhuozhongshao，zhijiagaidoucijinrouli，danweileqizidemianzi，wohaishirenzhumeiyoufazuo。
“ayan，wonverzaiyiyuanlijixuzheibiqianshoushu。nixianjiwo20wan，rangwohaizibashoushuzuowan。zaishuozheibiqianshiwohenijiejiehunzhiqianjiucunxiade，busuangongyoucaichan。”
ayanquesihaobuweidongrong，zhiguanxinzijidehunli。
“chengjun，kuinihewojieshifuqi，haihaoyisipaolaizhaowomenyaoqian？nihewojiejiehun，jimeimaifang，youmeimaiche，cailicaiji20wan，xianzaisheijiajiehunbutianxinfang？zhei50wanjiudangshiniduiwojiedebuchang，buyaozaiyaole，woshibuhuijiniyifenqiande。”
wojile，ayanzheigerenbujiangdaolishichulemingde，jinletakoudailidedongxi，xiangyaonachulaijianzhijiubidengtianhainan。
wokanxiangzhangmuniang，shiturangtazhuchigongdao。
“ma，xiaofeixianzaizaiyiyuanli，yishengshuotazaibushoushujiuzhendechile。”
zhangmuniangmeishuohua，lianseshunjianyinchenxiaqu。
laozhangrenwentingciyan，likezhanqishen：“chengjun，nixianbiezheji，zanmenxianguanhaizideshier。woshoulihainengcouchu20wan，nixianbahaizideshoushufeijiaoleba。”
worushizhongfu，yuefuhaishihenmingshilide。
“不行！”
jiuzaizheishi，zhangmuniangquekaikoulanzhuta。
“laodongxi，zheiqianshizanmenxinxinkukuzanxialaide，pingshenmejita？nishibushifanhutule？”
yuefushuaikaitadeshou：“aiya！nimeitingjianchengjunshuoxiaofeixianzaihenweixianma？tazheigeshoushuyaoshibuzuo，xiabanbeizikenengjiuzhanbuqilaile。”
ayanjianzijimalanbuzhuba，shunjianbuleyididangzaitamianqian：“ba，nizenmehuishier？mingmingdayinghaolede，zheiqianjiwomaifangzide。
nihemachu20wan，wojiechu50wan，gezaijiwochu50wan。wojiunengmaichemaifangjiehunle。
nierziwoxianzaidou27le，haimeijiehun，nibuzhejiya！”
yuefutuikaita：“chouxiaozi！nijiworangkai！xiaofeishiniwaishengnv，nirenxinkanzhetacanjima？”
ayanpiepiezui，moranzhizhi。
fangfowonverhetameiyourenheguanxi。
“ba，ninengbunengshaoguanxianshier？daodishinierzijiehunzhongyaohaishijiurenzhongyao？
wokeshiniqinerzi！xiaofeidebingguanwoshenmeshi？jiusuantazhendecanjile，neiyeshiwojiehechengjundeshi。
bu，zhunquelaishuojiuguaichengjun，haibushitameiyong，zhuanbudaoqianjihaizizhibing。”
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tazenmeyoulianshuochuzheizhongmeiyouluojidehua？
wozhenmeixiangdaoshenweijiaren，tajurannengrucihenxin！
dangchuwoheaxuezaiyiqideshihou，kemeishaojitaqianhua，tashenzhihaisipilailiandizhaowojieqian，maileyiliangche，zhijinhaimeiyoutanhaiqiandeshi。
zheixieyedousuanle，wokeyibuqujijiao。
dantabunengyongqingshihemorandetaidukanwodehaizi！
“啪！”
yuefuturandongshoushanleayanyibazhang！
zheiyibazhangshandehenzhong，zhijianyuefunaoxiuchengnu，wubifennudizhizheta：“xiaotuzaizi，nizaiganshuochuneijumeiliangxindehua，womashangbaniganchuqu。
xiaofeidebingdaodiheniyoumeiyouguanxi？nimenxinziwen，daodiyoumeiyouguanxi！
bushini，neihaizixianzaihuitangzaibingchuangshang？bushinitahuixianxiesangming，chadianchengzhiwuren？”
我听懵了。
怎么回事？
tingyuefutongxinjishoudeyuqi，nandaoxiaofeidebingqinghaiyouyinqing？
lianggeyueqian，benlaijianjiankangkangdenverchengxiaofeituranjinleyiyuan，chuchadewojimangmaifeijipiaocongwaidiganhuilai。
zhijianqizikutitidizuozaibingfangwai，tagaosuwo，tadaixiaofeiquniangjiawan，haizidiaopibuxiaoxinshuaidao，caihuishouleyanzhongdeshang。
dangshiwomeiyoushenjiuxiaofeiweishenmehuishoushangzheigewenti，ershidanxinxiaofeideshenti，yejiuhulvelezheijianshi。
wokanxiangqizi，shengqidizhiwen：“axue，nishibushiyoushenmeshiermanzhewo？”
yizhimeikaikoudeabingyeyanshenfenglidikanzheaxue：“jie，daodizenmehuishi？ertongjiewohaikanjianxiaofeihuobengluantiaode，zenmehuiyixiazihuizheiyang？”
qiziqibuchengsheng，zhishixiangwoyiweidaoqian。
“duibuqilaogong，duibuqi！”
tazhuazhewodeshou：“laogong，duibuqi，xiaofeideshierbuguaiayan。doushiyinweiwo，douguaiwo。nibuyaozhuijiuayandezerenhaobuhao？”
wobukesiyidikanzheta，zhenhandihuixiangcongtakouzhongshuolaidehua。
yizhiyilai，wodouyiweiaxueshigeshanjierenyidenvren。
kewomeixiangdao，youyitiannengcongtakouzhongtingdaozheimebukeliyudehua！
wobuzailita，yebuhuiwenmankouhuangyandeayan，wowenyuefu：“ba，daodizenmehuishier？xiaofeidebing，daodishizenmelaide？”
yuemulikedangzaiyuefumianqian，shiyitabuyaokaikou。
“laodongxi，nishibushilaohutule？nixiangbazanzuitengaideerzisongjinquma？
chengjunheaxuedehaizishigenvhai，nvhaieryoubunengchuanzongjiedai，feilejiufeile，fanzhengyihouyaojiachuqu，hainengzhaogenanrenyangtade。
neinvhaiernenghezanayanbima？”
zheizhonghuisanguandehua，tadounengshuodechulai。
阿兵瞬间也呆滞了。
yinweitamapingshiduitalaopohenveryeshiyifulengbingbing，aidabulidetaidu。
yuanlaijuranshiyinweizhongnanqingnv！
“ma，nizaishuoshenmeni！nizijibushinvrenma？zenmenengshuochuzheizhongburenyidehua？”
yuefutanlekouqi，zoudaowomianqianshuo：“duibuqi，chengjun，woweileayan，yizhihetamenhehuomanzheni。
qishixiaofeishoushang，bushiyinweitazijidiaopi。shiyinweiayandaochedeshihoumeiyouzhuyi，bahaizizhuangjinxiashuidaoshuaide......”
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原来是这样！
nanguaiqiziheyuefulianshangdouyouhuizhibuqudekuijiuhezize。
zhenmeixiangdaowonverdeshentijingranshiayanhaide！
neikeshihaizideqinjiujiua，jingranhainengyilianwusuoweidetaidu，haicongwoqizishouzhongnazou50wan！
gengqirendeshizheijiumingqianrenyouwokukoupoxin，doubuyuanyihaihuilai。
tazijifandecuo，budanmeiyoukuijiuhehuigai，jingranhainenghaowurenxingdishuochuxiaofeizhibingmeiyoutamaifangzhongyao。
zuiguanjianneihaishiwozijideqian，shiwoyifenyishengchijianyongjieyuexialaide。
“成军！”
zhangmunianghaobukeqidijiaozhewo，bawoconghuanghuzhonglahuixianshi。
tayuqifeichangcusu，yongjianruideshengyinweixiedao：“chengjun，wojinggaoni，buzhunqugaowoerzi，takeshiwodeerzi，niyaoshiqugaota，wojiu......wojiurangaxuehenilihun！rangniqilizisan！”
tacihuayichu，zhenjinglequanchang。
sheidoushiyilianzhenjing，jiulianneigeshuawulaideayandoubukezhixin。
suoyourendouxiangbudao，yuemuweileweihutadeerzi，jingranhuiyongwoheaxuedehunyinzuoweiweixie。
zheishizaishitaiguofenle，jianzhisangjinledixianheliangxin！
wodaidaidilengzaiyuandi，ruzaoleiji。
zheixienianwoheaxuejiehunzhihou，taniangjiadadaxiaoxiaodeshidoujiaowobangmang。
buguanshiabingjiehun，ayanzhaogongzuomaiche，shenzhijiulianyuemushengbingjinleyiyuan，yeshiwofuzezhaoliaotaoyaobao。
womeiyouyijuyuanyan，renlaorenyuandeweitamenfuwu。
kehuanlaidebushilijie，ershibinglengdetaidu。
wojideyouyici，womashenglezhongbing，xiangyaobatajiejinchenglilaizhaogu。
keaxuezhidaohougaosulezhangmuniang，diertianzhangmuniangjiulaidaowojia，tianzhelianpi，shifenbuyaoliandishuo：“zenmele？jiuzhunchengjuntamazaizheilichihelasa，jiubuhuanyingwoma？
tabuzou，woyebuzou，doushiliangjiafumu，kebuzhungaoteshu。”
zuihoupoyutadewulai，wozhinengbawomasongjinyiyuanqinglehugong。
jieguozheiyangzhangmunianghaibukenbaxiu，zhaowonale2wankuaiqianjiayantouzi。
zuihouzheibiqiandaleshuipiao，shichendahai。
......
zhidaorujin，wocaizhenzhengkanqingaxueyijiarendezhenmianmu。
真是太过分了！
abingjiangzhangmunianghenhenshuluoleyidun，ranhouzhaodaowo，shuo：“jiefu，womatameiduguoshu，sixiangjuewucha，meiyoudaodejiazhiguannian，nibiehetayibanjianshi。
zheiyangba，wobazhunbeijiayanmaifangdewushiwanjiaojini，jiudangshitiwojiehailezheibiqian。
haizideshentishishouyaodashier，ruguobugoudehuagenwodashengzhaohu，wohuixiangbanfabangni。
zhiyuwomakouzhongweixienimenlihun，nibuyongzaiyi，wojiejiranhenijiehunle，tahenicaishiyijiaren，yijiarenzhijianbuguanfashengshenme，doubuyaochanshenggehe。
heheqiqidishenghuo，zheicaishizuizhongyaode。”
我心里很感激阿兵。
woheaxuetanlianaizhiqian，abingjiuheworenshile，guanxihenbucuo，jihusuandeshangshiweishubuduodehaopengyou。
zaiwoheaxuejiehunhou，woyouchengweiletajiefu，guanxishenshangjiashen，pingriliyehuijuzaiyiqihejiu，jihuwuhuabutan。
zaizheigejiali，zhenxinduiwohaode，yezhiyouabingheyuefu。
kanzaitamendemianzishang，wojuedingfangqishenjiuxiaofeishoushangdewenti。
“不行！”
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